Where will her career go next?

WTF is that thing

Fuck off Younan I thought I told you to stop positng here you iranian fruit faggot

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the crematorium, she can't fit a casket

Taco Bell
Nice one

McDonalds

Kek

Back into orbit

My sides and GC is objectively THE WORST chain buffet desu

Why do women like drag queens so much?

Would start a grease fire that would burn the place down.

Reminder that there is no way she can wipe properly

what's this piggys name? I want to look for it in the obituaries

Brainwashed modern women with a faux idea of equality like to see men feminized and weak so they in comparison feel more empowered.

T-thanks for reminding me

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The answer would be anal but the man has not been born who could part those cheeks.

In deepest Africa, East of Chad, there is a tribe whose genetic legacy, even corrupted and watered down but crossbreeding with other bloodlines, supplies at least the half the studs of the world's strongest and most degrading pornographic studios. The pureblood men of this tribe, inbred to the point of actual retardation but conspicuously well-equipped under the loincloth, dance on night of the full moon around a depiction of the ulimate obstacle, the one long-foreseen in whose name their ancestors condemned the tibe to receding hairlines, Hapsburg lips and webbed toes all in the name of someday producing the chosen one. The especially big dicked one. The seer of the tribe has let it be known that the twin cheeks have arrived upon this world, a change he can sense by observing the shifting lunar cycle, and yet it is to be seen that there is not yet, among the entire tribe of foot-long rodsmen, a single one ready for the task. With each new birth the womenfolk gather around, awaiting the arrival of the saviour who will one day cross the oceans and pierce the forbidden cavern. We have to hope he's into fat chicks.

God that scene in the remake was really something

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remake is trash, Tim Burton has spent the last thirty years trying to remake Edward Scissorhands and he can't quite get it right. Dude is a total hack, his movies are ugly, directed poorly and cringe beyond belief

He ruined Sweeney Todd and for that I'll never forgive him.

Based

Orbiting around her center of gravity

Who brought a beanbag chair to the red carpet? Really though what the fuck is this?

Playing the Death Star.

>being a sweeney-fag in 2019
grow up

What's a sweeneyfag even
It's a 70s musical can you not like it anymore

it's british garbage that would have been shit either way, adding Burton just ensured it would be forever remembered as some of the worst shit ever to be crapped out of an asshole

Gay.

Stephen Sondheim isn't British and it was first staged on broadway what are you on about

>oi oi we lib in england wit da rats and da plague, it ain't nice and everythin 's gray
kys brittard

In the original prodction the Sweeney made it a point not to have a british accent and keep his American one so that he'd feel distant from the rest of the cast

>Scarlett Johansson

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ABSOLUTE UNIT.

The smell.

>We have to hope he's into fat chicks.
All niggers are

Hit me with some links about how she's unbelievably gorgeous and killed it in that dress, I want to laugh

I'm an honorary nig in that regard. There is no greater pleasure than being a chad and plowing fat chicks

> thought it was fake
>: image search
> fucking real
C'mon this ho is in hollywood.Why can't she get a lipo?
Chrissy metz

how is there only one pierce in this thread

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>popsugar.com/fashion/Chrissy-Metz-Blue-Dress-SAG-Awards-2018-44514449
>The This Is Us actress arrived at the 2018 SAG Awards wearing a head-turning ensemble

>photographers had to walk a full city block to get a picture of both her sides.

>head-turning ensemble
That's not why they were turning their heads.

She will continue to catch all the bad stuff out of our system - comets, asteroids. She's pretty based for that.

Summerfags who don't appreciate architecture

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What's it like to be fat? Is it hard to get up to make it to the bathroom or do normal shit? How do they get in and out of sedans and coupes?

I like fat girls but I still have standards

Burton bought in to his own fan reactions.

how his movies used to be.
the main character was an outcast "freak" in an oddly perfect normal world. everyone else is so "normal" they seem fake. with manic moments of insane shit and a garnish of "dark and twisted"
Lydia is the perfect example. Her parents are these elite be city snob. their life is considered ideal by many. they dont have a care in the world.

how his movies are now.
The whole world is full of insane people and things. its all "dark and twisted". everyone is whacky n odd. except for the main character. they are not the normal one but not in "normal". they are blank slates made to self inserted in to.

beat me to this comment lol

based

Made for BBC.

Obligatory BLACKED post

>comment
Kys zoomer reddit filth

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*braaaarrrrpppp!!!*
Whoops! Sorry, user, I hope it wasn't that SMELLY!

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