What's your favorite sports movie?

>european football
It follows the same rules as football in the rest of the world.

well at least the female teams are white

>football

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as oppose the other game that gets called football, where you only actually kick the ball when something goes wrong.

uh why are the swedes white

The damned united

aussies are such cheeky cunts

imagine the smell

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What's going on here?

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When are they going to allow all women to compete in female soccer?

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Only the US national team. And if it's a world cup year that they are expected to win. It's still pretty low on the totem pole.

braps were had

world:football
americans:handegg

cute boy (vagina)

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Imagine not being a lesbian and competing in this sport.

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its women's sports, they dont even understand whats going on

Reminder this has happened at least 3 times in women's professional basketball

european football is what we call soccer or poverty ball. real football is the one with fat niggers and chads banging their heads against each others until they get dementia.

yes, its called football because you kick the ball with your foot
american """football""" is not football

oh dem nubs

>tfw next tuesday bra and arg will fight for worst team ever championship

>this your brain on women

AHAJAHAHAHAHHAHABHABABHABABHA

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g-d imagine being that thong

I wonder how much lesbian rape happens in the locker room and in the showers

it's the part of the game where the linesman makes a fault and has to get on her fours, very important part

Thank God I never cared about football.

No they don't no one cares they've just been told by the media that everyone cares and they are pretending to care. It's just like Bird Box where no one cared until the media pretended everyone did.

female football players are just cancer
the one half are dykes
the other half are coalburners
scum of the planet

Well that one's going into the fap folder on the desktop for quick access because I'm not a child who lives with his parents

>missing iconic crying old man

MOOOOOODS

NZ had to get like 2 runs to win so the aussie bowler was directed to roll it along the ground, basically making it impossible for them to have a miraculous comeback. This was the final bowl of the game and their final chance to possibly win.

falling testosterone levels

>real football
lmao

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>brapper blocks your path

In Women's Association Football, the team opposing a throw-in is allowed to stack players two high, known as "totem poling." The Swedish player on the ground assumes a totemic posture expecting her teammate to climb on top; however, her teammate opts for a standard defensive position gesturing her back onto the field.

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>I was in this thread

I hate myself

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>russia 18 ended up not being even half as magical as this one
feels bad, i really wished america was in the tournament against russia

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so why wouldn't they do that every single time

Is rolling it on the ground bad sportsmanship?

mmm yes

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Why is there a teenage boy on that women team ?

stay mad GDPlet

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Typical Australians

They’re pretty good

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its technically legal but frowned upon, its fucking dumb though.

No they're not. This happens literally every time the WWC is on. The predictions that this will see a boom in popularity and people will start attending the league matches. Then the season starts and they're playing in front of 500 people who were given tickets again.

remember that professional women's soccer team lost to a group of 16 year old trainee boys

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similar situation as this

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an act of true cowardice and I consider it appropriate that the Australian team were wearing yellow

imagine being the coach of these idiots

they banned bowling underhand 25+ years ago m8s

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when will they learn

only girl i would go straight for

>posting that webm
The fuck is your problem, son? Those are just some base lesbian bitches with no hips or tits.
Just go to > and beat off already and come back when you're not thinking about pussy every 10 seconds.

>mouthbreather
big yikes

How many could you take down before they overpower you?

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Because the *media* has been memeing and hyping it constantly.

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so in all seriousness left is a tranny right?

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>Margo Martindale
>Same Rockwell
>Roonroon
Wtf I have to see this now

>that quintessential yuropoor chimping out at the end

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top kek

What is the point of var

joke's on them, being overpowered is my fetish

What a waste

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I could fight the entire female world cup roster back to back.

DON'T

God that was just the best thing ever. The kid crying into his cup gets me every goddam time. So fucking satisfying.

None, they would take turns raping me until complete exhaustion

Christ that "girl" on the far left

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>that chin
Goddamit.

>gap teeth
disgusting

was hot until i saw the face.

absolute munter

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checked and extra surprising considering the two countries

>face on that girl in the first panel

oh lawd have mercy

Why don't sports girls athletes sell their bottled sweat from after a match

And then what happened?

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cute

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Cast them. In a porno, of course.

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Major League

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Ultimatesurrender

not funny

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How is the Post so fucking based.

Your post finally made me realized what
was an abstract of.

2 > 5 > 4 > 3 >>>>>>>>>>> 1

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wot why are there so many white lasses?? wheres ngubutina? this ain't the footy i know an luv

t. mouthbreather
proper breathing is through your nose, especially during athletic activities

Is wrestling a sport?

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she was acting tough until she realized the ref was much bigger than her

>world class "athlete"
>would get beaten by a 6th grade boys team

thought his eye popped out when the camera switched angles lmao

Fucking hell, we could use more refs like her. Too many basedboys who get overwhelmed by player packs as it is.

SHIT IN RING

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Are there any good MMA movies besides Warrior?

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>its called football because you kick the ball with your foot
Our football comes from an evolution of rugby league, which we started calling "rugby football" to differentiate it from baseball, then we dropped the "rugby" part altogether when we added blocking and overhand passing.

Our football is "football" because it's the only game we played on the reg back in the day that involved kicking any kind of ball....hence football.

Don't know where "soccer" came from....or why people even play it. Too boring and soft. Blocking and tackling are much more fun.

this isn't how i remember thor ragnorok

We need to make a clone army of Pierluigis.

i remember this being on a knockout compilation i downloaded on kazaa

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iirc thats a ftm tranny forced to fight other females

is a woman a athlete?

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for me it's Dybala

Guess it was a foul play

ah yes the european "sport"

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movies where the hero has humble beginnings?

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Haha imagine if those german and swedish footbal players started bullying you and ganging up on you after the game in the locker room all sweaty and shit haha oh nooo how horrid that would be

I wish they would make a Joe Walcott movie because he had a really cool and relatable life story and you could have his KO at the hands of Marciano be like the climax of the movie

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FUCK SWEDEN

youtu.be/dQ4XHW5Q4gU

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There is a benefit to doing this actually.

US team is "good" and the only sport on during the summer is baseball so the competition is relatively low.

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more like
>movies where the villain was a cheater from the start

however you need to rationalize it

rent free

is pulling down her shorts and eating our her ass a yellow card or a red card?

The female on four legs, due to letting the ball go, was expecting to be punished with a thorough anal penetration with a steel dildo.

Do not tell me your are going to try and justify shit like that.

they've been pushing women's soccer hard since at least Mia Hamm was a "star"

the only way soccer becomes more popular in the USA is by becoming more Mexican

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This. Senior Nazi Officers Colina to take care of all these maricons who dive at everything and then gang up on the ref like faggots.

brown card

Have sex ;)

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Did they just shoot on their own fucking basket?

Fuck this shitty sports thread

The Mighty Ducks and D2
Ladybugs
The Program
Friday Night Lights
Varsity Blues
Major League
Angels in the Outfield
Field of Dreams
Space Jam
Team Foxcatcher
The Sandlot
Little Giants

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Incorrect. Mouthbreathing is "fine" while under heavy physical duress.
Mouthbreathing is not fine in your everyday activities.

why do europeans call soccer a sport when there's no sportsmanship and refs have to be trained to spot whether or not "players" are faking or not

NAME PLEASE I BEG YOU SIR

Someone do it.

Roast beef

man imagine being so estranged from physical exercise that you forget that breathing from the mouth is a standard reflex to being exhausted
am I glad that I'm not you :^)

women should stick to things they excel at such as:

All team sports are shit

she knows the german player is a lesbian and wants to distract her

do third worlders ACTUALLY watch this?

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taking black dick and ruining their future

Imagine having to massage her after every game.

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Oinky McPiggers. Just go to pornhub and type fat you disgusting retard

Why do Americans force cuck shit everytime they can?

winking

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That was kinda hot until the gorilla showed up.

Oh no that would be terrible

This is some fucking Simpsons level shit

(((Americans)))

Wrestling is, aerobics and stunt shows are not.

like those mutt gymnasts who were fisted , then durty birds complained

is this a legal play?

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Imagine if you had to oil up her entire body after a game and give her a full massage to relieve her aching muscles

Why didn't you save her, Yea Forums?

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>which we started calling "rugby football" to differentiate it from baseball
but baseball plays and looks nothing like ruby, football or handegg.

Mutilation at birth they're mentally ill

>webm
kek. chileans still mad at this

Imagine being a beta pussy making junior high-tier fawning threads on the internet because you're too much of a coward to actually talk to girls.

The Mighty Ducks.

>why can't they use Ahmed instead of Jerome??? I can't get immersed in this!

unnecessary ruffness, 15 yard penalty and an automatic first down

*cue Joe Buck whining about the refs*

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Don't project, American, you are alone in this.

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That's an awful lot of projection there

amazing

can this webm please begin women's obsession with obtaining perky love handles?

DONT DO IT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOT THE SARLAAC

This is a rare situation in which teams will purposely play out a draw because it's beneficial to both of them, rather than risking defeat by going for a win. It's supposed to be against the rules but it still happens occasionally.

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Mentally ill freak

do all europeans use 8+ year old data to rationalize their constant need to think about americans?

what a slut

second from left, extremely sniffbale

Agreed, it's completely dated.
Should be in the high 80s nowadays.

>their constant need to think about americans
Maybe if you stopped attacking white people and posting cuckshit everywhere people would hate you less.

Stop talking about black dicks all the time and maybe you won't attract negative attention towards your nationality.

curious about this.

t. fat mouthbreathers
researchgate.net/publication/325521734_Effect_of_Nasal_Versus_Oral_Breathing_on_Vo2max_and_Physiological_Economy_in_Recreational_Runners_Following_an_Extended_Period_Spent_Using_Nasally_Restricted_Breathing
kys tubbies :)

I love how people on the stands get up and start walking out in the end.

oh shit is this the dude from Final Wars?

Rooney Mara plays a teen da fuck

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this is the correct order

>me

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NICE CATCH BLANKO NINO, BUT TOO BAD YOUR ASS GOT SAAAAAAAAAAACKED

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Was it a miracle?

it's actually pretty good

>gets molested
>becomes a slut
everytime

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UFC 1 Fight 1

someone should make an ooh ooh ahh ahh chimp noises edit video, though it probably wouldn't be much different

what would women need to do to make their sports watchable?

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youtube.com/watch?v=PmlgRiKsCGw

i always set my vpn to america when i watch interracial cuck porn

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love how the score doesn't change because the editors are just as confused as the rest of us

>s-so who does that count for, dude

Based Film EVER

All women sports should exclusively be in lingerie

always "someone should"
never "I will"
you will never develop if you never try to exceed your existing capabilities

imagine being such a weak willed european that when anyone mentions black dick that they have to go on hour long rants about americans

literal retard
kys

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Imagine Trump banging her up the shitbox over the oval office

ITT: Moments in sports that are pure kino

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wrong. it was called football because you play it on foot, as opposed to horseback. learn a little about the history of the sport, christ. let me guess, not a fan?

You're right user, I'm going to spend the rest of my day making white supremacist video edits. 14/88 to you and your family and thank you for the motivation

Imagine being the only male player in the game. As a 5'6" 135lb manlet I'm pretty sure I would get destroyed

And love every second of it

Lingerie Bowl is genuinely a more entertaining sport than regular football, even setting aside the cute girls in little clothing. If it was dudes playing it would still be a better game.