This was fun! they needed more adam brody though

why did Mary job so much in against the sins?

Is this what American looks like now?

>22
What the fuck is she still doing in highschool and living in a group home?

Why did they turn Billy Batson into an edgelord but also make change personalities when hes Shazam?

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>transformed into a completely different body with literally no repercussions
>OMG Y
youtube.com/watch?v=0arpGsIFU4c

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>worst part of the movie, mary was already a full grown adult and old mary is old and ugly
How can you be so wrong? Adult Mary is hot, sexy, and mommy as fuck. I want to lay my head in her lap and suck on her titties while she slowly jerks me off and tenderly pats my head.

and yet a brutal downgrade from the original Mary, who did not do unsimulated porn in a movie ,unlike the older one

it was very entertaining. why can't all capeshit be like this?

DC's trying now
plus the same whole crew is working on S2 so hope springs eternal
hopefully the Pebbleman is on the right track with his own, conjoining actual fun movies would be great

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>unsimulated porn in a movie
Movie pls. I have to see my mommy being violated by other men for money.

This. He also noticeably more jewish too.

the funny thing is that asher angel is jewish but zachary levi isn't

The irony is that Zach Levi isn't jewish, but took on a Jewish surname as his stage name to attract more roles, thanks to advice from his agent. He outjewed the jews.

Those CGI ps2 tier cutscene monsters were fucking embarrasing.
I don't know how the executives could greenlight such shit.

cool movie. shame it flopped so bad

Movie should have ended here

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>100M movie doesn't have top notch CGI
oh the humanity

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Whay the fuck were they thinking when they cast the hot fosterkid? I was watching the movie and thinking to myself.
>Damn sis, doing lingerie again? (cant wait to get a sniff sniff later)

>22
maybe in RL, but she's sending out applications for college, which is 17-18 generally.

I kinda prefer the younger Mary.

It still had better CGI than Justice League and Wonder Woman

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>I kinda prefer the younger Mary
everyone does

Whoopi Goldberg, too

Kek. But Whoopi's skin makes it impossible to fool anyone.

No, I genuinely think adult Mary is better.

to each his own user, i respect that

For me it’s the hispanic

Well if you turned into a superman you would probably act a bit different

Still miles beyond Black Panthers CGI for half the budget

So hard it turned a profit 3.5 times its budget and immediately greenlit a sequel

I would have laugh more if I didn't watch the leaks of the jokes... Kids parts are kinda bad tho.
6.5/10 won't watch again but would the sequel

Am I allowed to say Darla was adorable? She was honestly more charismatic than the rest of the foster kids.

Billy gets retarded as Shazam, actual Billy is a cunt. Doesn't fit at all.
Retard Shazam is more enjoyable.

and the movie even touches on that aspect, but people still miss it

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>maan its a pretty sick view, i totally get why Rocky was training so hard to get up here

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It isn't that funny

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Best joke of the movie

wtf why is there 6 shazams?

because there is one shazam and 5 discount ones with one aspect of his powers each

i was partially interested in this movie now im not

there should only ever be one shazam

>kid with crutches first to fly, immediately
i liked it

They all have the same powers don't they?

Do they all have powers now

its like 98% about him, they are there at the end to highlight they are a family, and it has roots in the comic
plus i take it the sequels will be about him solo

i think they each have only a part of his powers
darla seems to be the only fast one
pedro is the only one with superpower
freddy cannot really do anything but fly
eugene the nerd is the only one who uses lightning and hadouken
mary has...courage or wisdom or whatever the fuck
they all only got to fly at the very end once

pedro is the only one with superstrength
my bad

They all have all the powers but not at the same capacity
Eugene is shown flying too

Fun movie, I really liked this dude

broTier/5

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it works very well and its an overall enjoyable and fun movie, worth at least watching once

possibly true, im not really sure
but i really really like the movie

I like that she just fight the tentacle monster just to get tentacles all over her and nothing more like the others.
The director knew what's up.

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she was the one that got most scenes deleted

Hope this means she gets recast with the younger Mary for both roles

Adult Mary is pretty!
More like on par with PB's CGI, which still isn't anything to complain about.

>Hope this means she gets recast with the younger Mary for both roles
>Wanting to recast Mommy Mary.
Get out.

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he was also teased in the cave at the beginning of the movie, and as Billy entered the glass was shown as shattered by Sivana's acquisition of the sins

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Because this quote has nothing to do with his captain marvel form.

Wow really? You must be a youtube easter egg finder for blind normie faggots

why the salt?
you sound like a virgin
have sex

why he is not cute reeeeeeeeeee

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is there any science in cold metal being easier to shatter?

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is thus porn?

Any love for Darla here? She was so cute and /fit/ in her adult form.

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what? it totally does
>This is so cool. I like you like this. No offense but at first you were kinda like the opposite of how Darla is.
>...a dick?

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of course just like intense heat would have melted it instead

>billy and freddie
they've got a better chance than eugene and pedro, eugene isn't going to turn half-white and pedro is already 18. darla's young enough that anything could happen

has any child actor turned out anything like the adult they were playing the younger version of?

If Freddy's actor just fixes or grows into his nose, he may grow up handsome.

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I want to fuck the negro

I want both Marys to do that to me, 2bh.

nice arms

Smart.

So does each shazam get their own power at the end
or they all have the same power? feels like they all have same power. I thought shazam split all his powers

they all got everything, speed and flight both come from mercury for instance, but each are closer to different benefactors
from what i remember of the comics it goes
eugene is wisdom of solomon
pedro is strength of hercules
mary is stamina of atlas
billy is power of zeus
freddie is courage of achilles
darla is speed of mercury

i really want to see what black adam is like, billy never fully mastered his powers and the power of zeus amplifies everything. billy/adam on their own should be more powerful than the family.

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manlet

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Why can't both Marys just FUCKING BREASTFEED ME

This was better than I expected.
More lighthearted and fun that other capeshit.

something about the diversity in this movie feels so different
wizard guy, for instance, would had been a white actor back in the 80s, but the nigger one they choose fits right and looks cool. complete opposite to say, the ugly shoehorned mutt valkirie in the thor movies

did you not go to school?

I think the idea is they each got a bit of all the powers but each one really specializes in one over the others.

yay, gimmick cover

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love that kind of marketing gimmicks

This movie was ridden with esoteric Saturn symbolizim and they did a damn good job with it.

The best kind of cover

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elaborate

>Now cut to the Dinduisha!
>Beautiful!

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CHADZAM!!!

He stole that guy's pizza!

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The scene with Superman at the very end was really sweet

this is the first film that has made me feel really, really old
it felt a lot like kickass, same cringy pandering only that one was targeted at gen y. also im surprised they didn't cast a native american and a north african, gotta catch them all

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>hero splits his power with many people
>"ok so he's weaker now but has allies?"
>nope he still beats the villain 1 on 1 instead of beating him with a coordinated group
shit writing

Did you not notice how the villain distributed his power as well and wasn't beaten until he was tricked into giving up the last of it?

Thats her actress's age you retard. Actors and actresses pretend to be people they're not, who knew!

>those arms

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Holy shit it was garbage. WB does it again!

nah, the superman cameo was the most fun-wacky way to end the movie. It blend really well with the credtis.

>Christmas theme for no reason = Saturnalia
>seven sins = seven archons
>8ball = black cube(sphere)
>parallels between Shazam and Dr. Savina = Horus(Hero)-Set(Saturn)

>>Christmas theme for no reason
it's actually the setting from the comic storyline they based the movie on
the rest is interesting

They actually managed to make a movie worse than aquaman. That's an achievement

what movie isn't worse than Aquaman?

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Geoff Johns crashed dceu with no survivors.

I actually like Patrick Wilson. I felt sorry for him in aquaman.

cause marvel produces so much of the same formula, it's all forgettable and done for quantity never quality.
only really 2 bad movies from them, suicide squad and Josstice league

It really wasn't. Shallow, boring and unfunny.

Marvel decided it was going after 10 year olds. DC settle in comfortably on the 6 year old audience.

>all the marvelshills coming out of the woodwork
I take it their Endgame Cope Cut screenings have ended right about now

Hey, nice opinion.

all the deleted scenes revealed so far look great
and I think that one of Darla maybe should have replaced the post-credits one about Aquaman, would be more relevant and cute

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They all have the same basic power sets, but Pedro, Eugene, and Darla ... as in the comic books (Green Shazam, Shazam Brain, Speed Shazam) have extra enhancements.

Eugene was already flying to attack lust going after Santa; and everyone flew in the end after the demon extraction.

Eugene in the movie has enhanced lightning
Mary has enhanced intelligence

MARY CONFIRMED FOR 18
SHE'S LEGAL

Damn Zach is truly based

t.marvelsoi
grew up with no manly movies about rising to the occasion.
it's g tho, nu-star wars awaits dawg

Eugene is the young computer nerd.

He solved / finished Billy's search; and he also likes playing video games that's why he does game moves and quotes Hadouken and "Finish him".

Why were the costumes so shit?

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it's like they aren't Soi about it.

yes but in terms of powers when they are in shazam mode eugene has the lightning powers and mary has "enhanced intelligence" (but there was nothing about it in the movie)

because they are superhero costumes

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she's intelligent enough to fight the tentacle rape monster who does nothing but shackle its tentacles, that's a smart move.

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just imagine if they continue the Snyder arc, and flashpoint happens.
Patrick Wilson becomes Aquaman instead.

Marvel decided to go after 10 year olds and their older audience consists of cucks and onions.
Dc settled in confortably on the 6 year old audience and their older viewers are obvious chads

How does Hawkman pee in that thing?

>MY capeshit is for older kids

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