Hey bro, I'm making breakfast, you want anything?

Hey bro, I'm making breakfast, you want anything?

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Eggs

haha you bro haha

toss my salad queer.

don't have gaysex

Bro i get that you're my trainer and personal chef but can you please put on a t-shirt around my kids

Truvada

>Whole eggs
Enjoy your premature aging

You know I can't really do eggs when just waking up, which is always when I eat in the morning. I can get two down before feeling like I'm gonna hurl, don't know what the fuck my deal is. I can basically just do oats with protein powder thrown in.

Fuck off, vegan schizoid.

my bad
I'll take incomplete eggs instead.

isnt he that 60 year old daddy?

I dont really like the idea of you scratching your dick then preparing my food. stop it.

Sure, I'll take four Bloody Marys, two grapefruits, a pot of coffee, Rangoon crêpes, a half-pound of either sausage, bacon, or corned-beef hash with diced chilies, a Spanish omelette or eggs Benedict, a quart of milk, a chopped lemon for random seasoning, and something like a slice of key lime pie, two margaritas and six lines of the best cocaine for dessert...

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I'm thinkin' breakfast sausage

sausage and milkybars please mate.

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I'm a gay incel. How do i get a gruff daddy to fuck my asshole?

haven't seen this one in a while haha

Has anybody else actually done this IRL? I have and it's the dopest thing. Roastie waitresses think you're insane but they end up with their panties soaked when you put it all away, maybe because I'm not some huge fat fuck but it impresses people none the less.

GAMERS

Yes I work a lot, am addicted to video games and drinking. Whenever I do get the chance to eat I do it right and go crazy with it.

Is this achievable natty?

gay incel is an oxymoron. you can only be volcel. most gay guys have insane sex drives and will fuck anything that moves.

Yes but you'll need to keep ingesting your daily dose of tranny semen in order to keep the test levels up

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