I have never seen a movie

I have never seen a movie, where should I start

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Captain Marvel

Fucking BASED

my diary desu

Clash of the Titans (1981)
Also, bullfuckingshit.

That literally looks like my ex.

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If not trolling, go with the Indiana Jones Trilogy. It is unironically the best place to start to enjoy a movie. It is the height of what a movie could be, encapsulating a good story, characters, dialog, suspense, music. It has EVERYTHING. Watch it with family too, no cellphone usage please.

Then any movie Harrison Ford is in, starting with the Star Wars trilogy. Bladerunner, The Fugitive, Air Force One. Or any movie created by Steven Spielberg. Jaws, Jurassic Park, Saving Private Ryan

You can follow good directors(Scorsese, Nolan, Kubrick, Hitchcock) or good charismatic actors(Mel Gibson, Bruce Willis, Eddie Murphy, Arnold Schwarzenegger) that improve any movie they are in.

Check out some animation too.
Bambi, Toy Story, The Prince of Egypt, The Iron Giant, Ghost in the Shell, Redline. Any film by Satoshi Kon or Studio Ghibli.

The Thief and the Cobbler: The Recobbled Cut mk. 4

good, don't

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Michael Owen please fuck off

Just start with the first one and go in order.

Don’t. Movies are terrible. Almost as bad as television.

Start at the beginning, duh.

Godzilla

just start with this dude

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Blade Runner 2049

Maladolescenza

the first ten minutes of TDKR, the dont watch anything else

Andy Warhol's Empire

That would be a pretty good first movie desu.

>good director
>nolan

pick 1

Start with the Roundhay Garden Scene and you better hurry, you've got over a century to catch up with.

People who’ve never watched a movie before seem to enjoy alita and John carter.

best comment Lels

Unironically this followed by Django Unchained

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This is the only good opinion in here.
Art is hedonistic sentimentalism for pretentious elites that are disconnected from the fundamental human experience. Non-art film is just simple hedonistic consumerism. None of it is actually worth experiencing, so there's no reason to start if you already haven't infected yourself.

the girl in the pic you posted is butt fucking ugly,giant nose and ugly ass lips compared to the freckled cutie in OP's pic.

>If not trolling

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>t.brainlet nihlistic redditor jerking off his own ego
y do anything...Y Get into anything guys.., work and die thats just how life is meant to be...Deep as fuck dude dont experience anything..

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pretty shit boring opinion desu,
"art" is more than a hedonistic emotional self-suck/consumerism cumfart and to categorize it all to one cringey label is clouded ego retardation. have sex

Allright I'll play.
Do you know what a movie is? Is a story caught on camera. What kind of stories do you like? Pick a couple, then type 'best %genre% movies' and pick something based on a description. You have to make a choice yourself even if you won't like it, try another. There are some incredible films out there.

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