>literally zero (0) good films
Literally zero (0) good films
Nathaniel Smith
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Brody Anderson
>Das Boot
>Aguirre der Zorn Gottes
>Downfall
>Run Lola Run
>M
Jose Sanchez
>Run Lola Run
Tyler Green
>t.german
John Gomez
Look whoS back
Justin Scott
t. seething Britbottle
Christian White
>has never watched der ewige jude or triumph des willens
Ryder Watson
Germans are perverted scum
Daniel Reed
Das Boot
Nathaniel Roberts
OP just curious but do you know who this is
Mason Garcia
Das leben der anderen
Luke Lopez
They gave us ww2 kino by recording their side of the battles
Justin Wright
That is just the subhuman Böhmermann
Samuel Gutierrez
>Das Boot
>Downfall
came here to post this
Brody Cook
>what is Goodbye Lenin
>what is Das Experiment
>what is Funny Games
Brody Flores
>JA JA JA
What is this kino?
William Gutierrez
Look Who's Back
Goodbye, Lenin!
Nobody Loves Me
Das Boot
Downfall
Carter Fisher
Isaac Lee
WAS HAST DU ÜBER MEINE FILME GESAGT???????
Gavin Moore
>funny games
>DUDE WHAT IF WE BROKE COMMON HORROR MOVIE STEREOTYPES FOR 90 MINUTES DO YOU GET IT AUDIENCE???
garbage torture porn with a pointless message, don't ever post on this board again.
Xavier Nguyen
>missing the point this badly
Never go full retard, Amerikkkan.
Mason Harris
Please indulge me then, what was the point of the film since it seems to have gone over my flat american skull
Angel Sullivan
Pleb
Juan Lewis
a German Late-Night Talk Show Host who does cringy liberal videos like this
Brandon Myers
germans have good movies though
Jonathan Bell
Und der gehört nicht dazu.
Connor Jones
Essential krautcore
Metropolis
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
Wings of Desire
Das Boot
Run Lola Run
Downfall
World on a Wire
Toni Erdmann
Head-On
The Edge of Heaven
Pina
Good Bye Lenin!
Aguirre, the Wrath of God
Stroszek
The Hands of Orlac
M
The White Ribbon
In July
From Morn to Midnight
Nosferatu
The Merchant of Four Seasons
Look Who's Back
John Nguyen
it is.
Samuel Smith
- Gegen die Wand
- Derrick
- Soul Kitchen
- Traffik
Brandon Hernandez
Essentielles Palinakino.
Plebejer.
Noah Johnson
>Palina Rojinski
she does make my dick diamonds, though
i want to give her the "Ostfront soldier visits her grandmother" treatment
Julian Campbell
Guess who's back
Dominic Sanchez
Basiert
Ethan Ross
>no Stoßtrupp
>no Kolberg
Come on man
Nathan Sanchez
>Shit opinion
>Reddit frog
Imagine my shock!
Nolan Bailey
Böhmermann is Antifa scum who shits on Germany every waking minute.
Should be deported to Turkey, so he can complain how shit Germany is from a Turkish rape prison.
Also the perfect example why there are no good modern German movies anymore.
The commies scum hate the country and are uncreative NPCs.
Chase Morris
>saying NPC unironically
James Young
Based and accurate.
Blake Gomez
>literally zero (0) good films
Benjamin Turner
Yap, Germany has Khazar Milkers too.
Dominic Carter
>That is just the subhuman Böhmermann
Pretty sure they've had a reputation for being scat fetishists since before your parents were born.
Caleb Taylor
Does palina gets blacked in this film? she enjoys rap music so I bet she's already blacked IRL
Austin Roberts
mommy
Nathaniel Mitchell
Weird seeing as how Britain has produced more scat porn than Germany. Coincidence, I'm sure.
Lucas Cox
>>Run Lola Run
ugh
Zachary Cruz
>muh german techno tranny
it's every pleb's automatic reply when u say german movies
Cameron Jackson
>knowing the stats on scat porn
Way to out yourself Fritz. Don't you have a continent to Destroy?
Alexander White
We have the luxury of being able to shitpost and destroy the continent at the same time.
Henry Carter
>destroy
cringe
Andrew Gutierrez
So when are you going to return all the money the EU pumped into your nation, you ungrateful fuck?
Oliver Nguyen
I wonder who's behind this post. literally the same IP as always.
Jordan Morgan
>*Himmler screaming into SS barrack*
>"Dirlewanger, in my office. NOW!
>Your actions in the east have the führer breathing down my fucking neck
>You are a loose canon, but GOD DAMN YOU BRING RESULTS" *slams fist on table*
>*bullet cases and knives collide*
>"You are a good soldier, but Hitler wants his way
>Hand over your bagde and luger
>And your other luger
>And your other bagde
>You are off the front, report back to me in berlin"
>*Wanger speaking*
>"Give me 3 months and I have every partisan from here to moscow either in chains or dead"
>*Himmler turns around to light a fag*
>*takes a short pull and blows smoke at the window*
>*SS man enters office and hands himmler a note*
>"The kcazinksrecz village just got raided by another bolshevik partisan group"
>*Himmer turns around and yells*
>"In GERMAN, god damnit"
>*SS man rolls eyes*
>"Yet another communist uprising in poland, sir"
>*Himmler flicks the cigarette and faces Wanger*
>"You have 2 weeks, I am giving you a new parter. Name is Berger, he does the job by the book.
>Now get out of my office and take your stupid hat with you"
David Fisher
Kino. Literally.
Fund it.
Jacob Harris
She´s the typical SJW jewess, so it´s a given.
Owen Bennett
>"In GERMAN, god damnit"
lost
Easton Gray
Problem Child 2 you absolute tastelet
Xavier Miller
Anybody who´d actually try for an official film grant with such an idea would end up in jail here.
And I´m not even joking.
The Bolsheviks have pretty much taken over Germany, civil war is just a matter of time.
Landon Rivera
Fun fact. The problem child movies were based on unused scripts from Hitler when he tried to get into film school.
There's a rumor that the script for the third film exists and is stored alongside the lance of longinus and the ark of the covenant in a nazi vault that has yet to be discovered.
Juan Nelson
>Wanger and Berger approach a deserted farm house
>they enter through the front door, mp40s in hands
>the kitchen is empty but there is a small package on the table
>Berger picks it up
>"looks like meat to me"
>throws it to Wanger
>Wanger uses his knife to cut it open
>Uses the tip of the blade to take a small sample
>rubs it on his teeth
>"Its kosher"
Jack Jenkins
this mad lad says otherwise
Leo Long
nobody mentioned this kino
Tyler King
ummm
Logan Lee
Hey knowledgeable user, do you know of a German film where a stuck up German guy gets coerced by a Turk to do loads of shit while his girlfriend is convinced over a period of time through a series of events to give a guy a blowjob. They both meet up at the end after the guy kills the Turk and the girlfriend gives the guy a hummer. They walk down a train track to 'avant-garde' music.
Any idea?
Hunter Butler
Jaxson Mitchell
Brandon Brooks
Parker Thomas
Blake Price
>Metropolis
Robert Gomez
Robert Morales
Mason Bailey
Nathaniel Lopez
William Jenkins
Nolan Young
William James
im fucking dying here lads
Dylan Murphy
a man whose films are rarely even shown in germany.
Levi Rodriguez
Lucas Allen
Anybody?
David Rogers
I'm seconding this request.
It sounds like some wild shit.
Nolan Moore
Mason Rogers
Anti-socialist propaganda garbage
Jackson Reyes
Was it an older movie or a newer one?
Adam Hernandez
triumph was kino, too bad the worlds first movie industry got btfo by the anglos.
just think of the kino we could have had
Jack King
Ossi spotted, pay back Soli u rat
Joshua Morris
RIP Germany
Colton Ramirez
Robert Moore
Torture porn???
> Op thinks "Funny Games" is graphic filled with bloody Gore.
> This isn't "Frontiers" or "Flowers of Flesh and Blood" thank the pervy Japs or faggy french.
> I bet he thinks "Paranormal Activity" is an instant classic,
Elijah Smith
Er Ist Wieder Da
Daniel Sanchez
How the fuck did they make pic related then?
Logan Diaz
>Das Leben der Anderen
>Goodbye Lenin
>Das Weisse Band