why does he desperately want an oscar? even his new beard screams of oscar bait.
Why does he desperately want an oscar? even his new beard screams of oscar bait
Andrew Sanders
Caleb Brown
Because he's about to go back to being a lead on an NBC sitcom again and needs an Oscar to give himself an upper hand in his payment negotiation.
Hudson Harris
his head looks so weird
Zachary Davis
Wow, he really kept the Office afloat
Brandon Morris
that's gonna turn out pretty mediocre right?
Mason Bell
his *look how sophisticated i am please give me an oscar* beard
Justin Morris
He should have gotten an Emmy.
Christopher Jenkins
he should go the elizabeth holmes route and fake a new, deeper voice because i cant take him seriously with that gay nasally voice
Caleb Turner
He missed his biggest chance with Foxcatcher and probably will never win, let alone get nominated again.
Jason Peterson
>his new beard
That’s not a nice way to talk about Nancy Walls!
Evan Reed
This, also I miss the Foxcatcher shitposting on here.
Isaac Torres
Imagine devoting your whole life to a craft, but then only being known as that one retard from that one show.
It would be like if lieutenant dan was a big badass kid growing up to be in the army as per family tradition, but they made him a cook and then televised him so that he would forevermore be known as dan the cook.
Its like building bridges and fucking golden retrievers. You can build 150,000 bridges, and nobody will call you a bridge builder, but if you tenderly fuck one golden retriever...
Steve fucked the golden retriever and wants to redeem himself with an oscar, but you cant unfuck the dog. Trust me ive tried.
Also, i want to titfuck jenna fisher while i make her have forced orgasms to photos of emily blunt
Liam Miller
He even has that smug look in his eyes all the time in photos now like he’s completely betrayed his goofy comedy shit past and wants us all to forget he was ever that guy. Why do comedians wanna be serious actor guys anyway? Stick with what your good at. Nobody liked “serious” Jim Carrey or “serious” Zach Galifianakis or “serious” Will Ferrell either and I think those guys realized it pretty quick and went back to doing dumb comedies, stay in yo own lane comedians!
Liam Hill
>smug look
He looks like he’s doing blue steel from Zoolander or some faggy shit like that
Blake Ross
They all saw Robin Williams succeed at it, but arent willing to put in the work on the self deprecating autoerotic asphyxiation front
Jackson Russell
tom hanks was originally a comedic actor
Christopher Sullivan
Quality post. I'd like to paraphrase from it in future.
David Ross
just looks like a head to me brah
James Gonzalez
Hanks and Williams were pretty much the only ones who successful at it. Anyone else in forgetting? Most of the time when a comedic actor goes serious it’s super cringe and feels gimmicky
Jordan White
Underrated post to be quite fair
Ian Moore
I got to meet him the other day ask me anything!
Juan Wilson
is he forever gonna be remembered as "oh yeah that guy in the 40 yrld virgin movie"
Juan Peterson
You would be right if every normie in the world didn't watch the office
Benjamin Mitchell
London?
Anthony Kelly
Not at the same level as Hanks and Williams but Ben Stiller
Ayden Carter
>new beard
Did he and Nancy divorce?
Wyatt Edwards
no reddit
Caleb Hernandez
Jesus Christ dat Pinocchio nose
Matthew Morales
Are those natural? Do you have a thigh gap? Is one leg shorter than the other? Do you dye your hair and eyebrows or are you a natural blonde?
Benjamin Turner
>and needs an Oscar
has he considered not being a mediocre shitcom actor instead of a fucking joke every time he tries drama
or maybe steve can accept that he deserves no clout and will be forgotten in 20 years
Andrew Moore
that's his old beard and i used to masturbate to her on the daily show