Type 4 pancreatic cancer general

In 6 months tops it's gonna be over, although I'm probably going to suicide before then the pain is unbearable. I'm going to be cryonically preserved so might not even be dying for good. No family and only a few friends from work, I just wanted to say it's been a pleasure.

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what does it actually feel like to have cancer?

Lucky

Make peace with God.

prove it

>cryonically preserved
lies

Oh crap, I’m sorry, user.

Sneed

you should write a book. then send the proceeds to me.

It's been real man. Make sure you make those last months count.
Have a hobby? Dedicate all your time to it.
Haven't had sex? Hire a more expensive hooker.
Have a place you want to visit? Go there.
Just scratch as many things off your bucket list as you can. You have nothing to lose now.

My mum had breast cancer. She didnt really feel anything until she started chemo. Then she just felt tired all the time, sick to her stomach and would get sores.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

god's speed user

Alternatively just shit post on Yea Forums until your last breath

this post is peak boomer

Awful pain around lower stomach, sick all the time and always tired.

based and chuckpilled

Hi Alex

OP, I love you.

hey look, the shills suddenly realized that no one is responding to the "incel" demoralization psyop
now they're back to the 'Im going to die, lets all hide in a corner and be sad'

take a moment and think about how utterly powerless this trash is, that this is the strategy that they're required to use to limit your cultural power
dont even look in their direction, don't even think about their existence, they are nothing

God I wish that were me

This

Ok, even I think this is cringe

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If Trebeck can make it so can you. If not do a barrelroll and go out in a meme worthy way

God speed user.

flight on, big guy
if you meet god on the other side, thank him for baneposting on my behalf

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Differential diagnosis people for a 28 year old NEET lying about cancer on a vietnamese pottery image board

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cringe and autismpilled

>I'm going to be cryonically preserved
how much that cost you bro?

I have a disease where my immune system attacks my nervous system. The only reason I'm not completely paralysed is because I'm infused with other people's blood plasma every 2 weeks.

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Why larp like this

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Sorry to hear that user. Fuck cancer. Make sure you do as much as possible while you still feel up to it. Vegas weekend when?

he is...possessed by a devil?
I recommend a colonoscopic exorcism

If I had terminal cancer I think I'd kill a few politicians.
It'd be the least I could do.

That's what we're all doing

THERE ARE
FOUR
GLOWING
LIGHTS

Cringe zoomer

Which ones?

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Czechoslovakia
So, you're a real life vampire?

I'd burn my uni/college down while there aren't any people there.
IIRC, you everyone gets a free diploma that way.

Guillen Barre syndrom or whatever its called?

>So, you're a real life vampire?

Essentially

Drumpf

Dunno, certainly whatever would cause either the most chaos, most lols, or just generally make the world a better place.

formerly healthy

When you have terminal cancer and feel normal enough to kill people, most still have hope of recovering until its too late and they can't even move properly

It's the same as GBS but it's permanent and rarer

And there’s no stage 5?

>He's not going to spend his final hours shit posting

When I'm dead I'm still going to be posting

Based.
My other guess was a democrat.

Good riddance

Do you know what caused it? Are you a smoker, etc

okay, THIS is badass

Have sex

Satanic and topical. I like it! Chase, get off your ass and do the exorcism. Foreman, go to the patient’s house for Satanic ritual rooms. And Cameron, see if you can turn him to God’s side by showing your asscheeks crafted by the Lord. I’ll go check the internet for pornography.

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That's a shame.
Could at least go to your local gang house and just blast the place while whacked out on pain meds.

have sex. seriously.

Christ, you were already bitching about this earlier. You're not gonna be like that Avatard or that pederast right? When the time is there, post one thread and I'll give you a hurrah. Until then, get fucked.

You know what you have to do.

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Oh. So youre gonna be dead or become a veggie. What does that impending doom feel like?

In 6 sneeds tops its gonna be feed, although I'm probably going to suck before the chuck is unbearable. I'm going to be fucked so might not even be sucking good. No sneeds and only a few chucks from the feed & seed, 8 just wanted to say cringe.

I'm a tranny

Cancer here, No fuck you faggot you're next nigger.

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Keep posting here so mods will give you a sticky.

Brain finds ways to avoid thinking about it seriously

there is no god

When was the last time we got a suicide stream? That balaclava shotgun dude a couple of years back?

OP should stream it for sure.

I read that as become a wagie

>make peace with something that doesn't exist
Why would you want to spend your last few months lying to yourself?

Same fate really.

I'd kill you CIA niggers first tbqh

I know a man who died once

His name is Jesus Christ

You should get to know him too, OP. I know he'd be glad to meet you.

Based

>getting chemo
There's your problem.

I have epilepsy. I'm 26 and I can't drive a car, I'm too afraid to die behind the wheel or kill someone else. I don't even like swimming in open water now unless it's relatively shallow

But GOD
Inshallah brother

Imagine being this genetically weak lol

I'd rather be a veggie as long as I can do some basic functions

Sandbags of salty coins

what else do

Thank you for being a complete drain and burden on society you deformed fuck

Cancer is probably my biggest fear. Motherfucker totally tosses a coin on your life. Sad to hear user, I hope you can get cured or at least die painlessly. Something has happened in the last 50 years and people get cancer just as they get flu, even the young people. I believe someone fucked up somewhere in the world badly, not talking about chernobyl but something bigger, and it's affecting us all. That's my only explanation.

>here's your one and only life bro
>get some horrible illness and die young

Blessed and Christpilled

CROM is my GOD and he laughs at your jesus

Perfect organism my ass. Why are we humans so embarrassingly fragile? Why do we get mogged by aliens on the daily?

see you on the other side user

Don't worry fren you'll get your chance too one day

>here's your one and only life
>be born in third world country
>work for peanuts for 15 years
>get horrible sickness and die
Kino life

I failed suicide this morning user.
Lets all everyone on Yea Forums make it to heaven

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