In 6 months tops it's gonna be over, although I'm probably going to suicide before then the pain is unbearable. I'm going to be cryonically preserved so might not even be dying for good. No family and only a few friends from work, I just wanted to say it's been a pleasure.
Type 4 pancreatic cancer general
what does it actually feel like to have cancer?
Lucky
Make peace with God.
prove it
>cryonically preserved
lies
Oh crap, I’m sorry, user.
Sneed
you should write a book. then send the proceeds to me.
It's been real man. Make sure you make those last months count.
Have a hobby? Dedicate all your time to it.
Haven't had sex? Hire a more expensive hooker.
Have a place you want to visit? Go there.
Just scratch as many things off your bucket list as you can. You have nothing to lose now.
My mum had breast cancer. She didnt really feel anything until she started chemo. Then she just felt tired all the time, sick to her stomach and would get sores.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
god's speed user
Alternatively just shit post on Yea Forums until your last breath
this post is peak boomer
Awful pain around lower stomach, sick all the time and always tired.
based and chuckpilled
Hi Alex
OP, I love you.
hey look, the shills suddenly realized that no one is responding to the "incel" demoralization psyop
now they're back to the 'Im going to die, lets all hide in a corner and be sad'
take a moment and think about how utterly powerless this trash is, that this is the strategy that they're required to use to limit your cultural power
dont even look in their direction, don't even think about their existence, they are nothing
God I wish that were me
This
Ok, even I think this is cringe
If Trebeck can make it so can you. If not do a barrelroll and go out in a meme worthy way
God speed user.
flight on, big guy
if you meet god on the other side, thank him for baneposting on my behalf
Differential diagnosis people for a 28 year old NEET lying about cancer on a vietnamese pottery image board
cringe and autismpilled
>I'm going to be cryonically preserved
how much that cost you bro?
I have a disease where my immune system attacks my nervous system. The only reason I'm not completely paralysed is because I'm infused with other people's blood plasma every 2 weeks.
Why larp like this
Sorry to hear that user. Fuck cancer. Make sure you do as much as possible while you still feel up to it. Vegas weekend when?
he is...possessed by a devil?
I recommend a colonoscopic exorcism
If I had terminal cancer I think I'd kill a few politicians.
It'd be the least I could do.
That's what we're all doing
THERE ARE
FOUR
GLOWING
LIGHTS
Cringe zoomer
Which ones?
Czechoslovakia
So, you're a real life vampire?
I'd burn my uni/college down while there aren't any people there.
IIRC, you everyone gets a free diploma that way.
Guillen Barre syndrom or whatever its called?
>So, you're a real life vampire?
Essentially
Drumpf
Dunno, certainly whatever would cause either the most chaos, most lols, or just generally make the world a better place.
formerly healthy
When you have terminal cancer and feel normal enough to kill people, most still have hope of recovering until its too late and they can't even move properly
It's the same as GBS but it's permanent and rarer
And there’s no stage 5?
>He's not going to spend his final hours shit posting
When I'm dead I'm still going to be posting
Based.
My other guess was a democrat.
Good riddance
Do you know what caused it? Are you a smoker, etc
okay, THIS is badass
Have sex
Satanic and topical. I like it! Chase, get off your ass and do the exorcism. Foreman, go to the patient’s house for Satanic ritual rooms. And Cameron, see if you can turn him to God’s side by showing your asscheeks crafted by the Lord. I’ll go check the internet for pornography.
That's a shame.
Could at least go to your local gang house and just blast the place while whacked out on pain meds.
have sex. seriously.
Christ, you were already bitching about this earlier. You're not gonna be like that Avatard or that pederast right? When the time is there, post one thread and I'll give you a hurrah. Until then, get fucked.
You know what you have to do.
Oh. So youre gonna be dead or become a veggie. What does that impending doom feel like?
In 6 sneeds tops its gonna be feed, although I'm probably going to suck before the chuck is unbearable. I'm going to be fucked so might not even be sucking good. No sneeds and only a few chucks from the feed & seed, 8 just wanted to say cringe.
I'm a tranny
Cancer here, No fuck you faggot you're next nigger.
Keep posting here so mods will give you a sticky.
Brain finds ways to avoid thinking about it seriously
there is no god
When was the last time we got a suicide stream? That balaclava shotgun dude a couple of years back?
OP should stream it for sure.
I read that as become a wagie
>make peace with something that doesn't exist
Why would you want to spend your last few months lying to yourself?
Same fate really.
I'd kill you CIA niggers first tbqh
I know a man who died once
His name is Jesus Christ
You should get to know him too, OP. I know he'd be glad to meet you.
Based
>getting chemo
There's your problem.
I have epilepsy. I'm 26 and I can't drive a car, I'm too afraid to die behind the wheel or kill someone else. I don't even like swimming in open water now unless it's relatively shallow
But GOD
Inshallah brother
Imagine being this genetically weak lol
I'd rather be a veggie as long as I can do some basic functions
Sandbags of salty coins
what else do
Thank you for being a complete drain and burden on society you deformed fuck
Cancer is probably my biggest fear. Motherfucker totally tosses a coin on your life. Sad to hear user, I hope you can get cured or at least die painlessly. Something has happened in the last 50 years and people get cancer just as they get flu, even the young people. I believe someone fucked up somewhere in the world badly, not talking about chernobyl but something bigger, and it's affecting us all. That's my only explanation.
>here's your one and only life bro
>get some horrible illness and die young
Blessed and Christpilled
CROM is my GOD and he laughs at your jesus
Perfect organism my ass. Why are we humans so embarrassingly fragile? Why do we get mogged by aliens on the daily?
see you on the other side user
Don't worry fren you'll get your chance too one day
>here's your one and only life
>be born in third world country
>work for peanuts for 15 years
>get horrible sickness and die
Kino life
I failed suicide this morning user.
Lets all everyone on Yea Forums make it to heaven