>I am somehow unable to eat a salad. >I am somehow unable to keep my caloric intake to a minimum, not ballooning into a fat mongrel.
Kek, keep it up and die from a heart attack before reaching 40, you deserve it at this point.
Christian Moore
In awe of the size of you lad
Jacob Phillips
Oh boohoohoooooo, cry me a river you deluded cow. Kill yourself and save humanity the healthcare costs.
David Phillips
The hacker Yea Forums is wanted by the police. You are hiding a felon.
Mason Price
i know you're only such a meanie bully because you feel like no one loves you user, but rest assured, there are many people out there who love you. i love you. i love you very much user
Kayden Butler
That is your retort? How pathetic.
>Huuuurrrr i love uuuuuu
Shut the fuck up and die allready. It costs society an arm and a leg to keep you unhealthy pigs alive.
Caleb Brown
HEY! Just because I grew a pair of tits and my thighs started touching each other when I walk, doesn't mean I'm completely unfit and unable to kick your nerdy ass. So watch your foul mouth mister, this is a civilized board for civilized discussion.
Aiden Jenkins
>doesn't mean I'm completely unfit and unable to kick your nerdy ass.
Yes, you are unable to do that because that is because women are inherently weak and incompetent. I will fucking muder you the moment i lay eyes on your disfigured inhuman mongrel body.
>So watch your foul mouth mister, this is a civilized board for civilized discussion.
Get cancer and suffer from that too asides your inhuman girth.
Cameron Cruz
hey that's a coincidence, four years ago i was having to buy 2xl shirts and decided that shit had gone too far and got an exercise bike and went on a diet and now i'm in mediums. guess we switched places
Gabriel Martinez
you're really funny, u know that? kek
but i really think that's enough Yea Forums for one day for you now, go help your babushka with the milk and get some vodka from the cellar for uncle dimitri.
Liam Brown
if i was one inch tall i would get lost in those flabby dunes for days
Luke Rodriguez
Finish the books, George. You lazy fat fuck.
Samuel Reyes
>but i really think that's enough Yea Forums for one day for you now,
No, its time that you left Yea Forums and go and exercise instead of lazily posting shit threads while eating junk and complain why you need to buy larger and larger shirts for some "mysterious reasons".
>go help your babushka with the milk and get some vodka from the cellar for uncle dimitri.
What makes you think that i am a Slav/Russian you deluded retard?
Is it from that cancerous "Russian bots" meme? If so, you need to go back to tumbler/twitter and stay there to whine about your inability to consume less food and actualy go for a walk.
Nathaniel Richardson
well you lack reading comprehension, self control, and the ability to process irony, so my guess is you're some angry and skinny little Russian nerd who's angrily shitposting on here because the DOTA2 servers are offline or something and who's an incel not because he's unable to approach women but because the only women in your village are your 92 yo neighbor Masha who's like a grandmother to you and your actual babushka
I've lost 40lbs and 7 inches of waist, any kinos about throwing away 5 pairs of pants?
Sebastian Perry
I wear XXXXL and I have a 51" gut, step your game up bro
Isaiah Lee
I wouldn't know them, I have so many clothes that don't fit me because I loose and gain weight like crazy that I could probably outfit a whole class of deranged mental institution patients with eating disorders
Jonathan Reed
good for you guys, i'm trying to get into better shape myself
Jonathan Morales
Yeah, sphere is a perfect shape
Alexander Adams
i always thought this dude was pretty cool, maybe you can relate to him