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Charlie's Angels REBOOT - Trailer
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David Lee
It’ll bomb harder than ghost-busters
Cooper Parker
No it won't.
Joseph Perez
It looks shockingly decent.
Vastly better then the all female Ghostbusters.
Shot of them posing at the end was a little silly.
What was Stewart saying while punching the guy? Something about Humanitarian Aid Money?
Matthew Wright
When are we getting an all-male cast Charlie's Angels?
William Jenkins
They should remake it will an all male cast.
Jacob Ortiz
I want to lick their pusies
Chase Hall
I don't think the poster mention who the director is.
Eli Bailey
Wait did they turn Bosley into a woman?
Andrew Peterson
>All the terrible wire-fu
Are we having a late 90's revival? Fuck no.
Jonathan Cox
it says elizabeth banks 3 times on this poster
Samuel Gray
Where?
Nathan Russell
>”powerful women goy, go buy tickets! do it now!”
Isaiah Phillips
as if it wasnt bad enough that every movie is overwritten with feminist propaganda, heres a feminist movie about feminist propaganda and we replaced all the good looking starts with ugly neodykes who look mannish
Ayden Garcia
>no Asian angel
>an ugly dyke and 2 goblinas
It'll flop.
Gabriel Cook
Huh
Jose Young
They're really banking on it.
Robert Sanchez
>all female ghostbusters
Are you retarded? Charlies Angels were always women. How can you even make that comparison?? There have been movies with a mostly women cast that have done very well since the beginning of film. I think you are a zoomer who doesnt understand why films like ghostbusters failed. You just think its because of “muh women.” fuck you
Ian Wilson
All three women are gorgeous.
Caleb Roberts
the white dyke needs to show her tits more
Christian Hall
there better be bikini stuff
Jonathan Ross
burn tripfag
Xavier Adams
Looks shit.
Cameron Murphy
Her and Billie Eilish seem like they'd get along fine.
Justin Hall
I don't even know who she is lol
Jeremiah Brown
you are the one who doesn't understand. The original CA (and to a lesser extent the 00s remake) had actual women who acted tough but still had some properties of women such as sensitivity. Since acknowledging those properties is now taboo what you end up with is mary sue guys-played-by-women.
So essentially they changed the gender of the roles without changing the gender of the actors.
Gabriel Roberts
The previous gang had at the least two hot women in the main cast, in my opinion even 2.5, Naomi Scott alone isn't worth this remake wtf
Ryan Martinez
she was pretty darn good in Runaways and like nothing else
Michael Flores
it'd suck so hard if she pushed me to the floor and said "you're giving me a baby white boy" lol
Brandon Miller
They didn't dress like whores.
Julian Clark
My concern isn't about it being a female team movie, my concern is it being a female team movie made in 2019 aka hyper prude misandry land.
Another example, I would love a Birds of Prey movie... but then they had to make Harley look fuck all like the character and demonized "male gaze" in interviews.
Sebastian Parker
I'll be watching mainly for Kristen.
Alexander Reed
She looks like she'd cry during anal.
Bentley Anderson
It just reminded me of how much I wanna fuck Kristen Stewart up the butt.
Gavin Powell
This is what happens when young impressionable girls watch Hollywood feminist propaganda where women effortlessly beat the shit out of men.
Jace Rodriguez
She hit the wall after panic room
Josiah Torres
>It looks shockingly decent.
Landon Lopez
Darwin sorts them out, and they sterilize themselves for reddit gold
Austin Myers
lmao
Carter Baker
>Charlie's Angels REBOOT
Fuck off, that's actually happening? Why?
Noah Moore
>Another Amy Pascal shit show
William Lopez
Why can't Hollywood hire attractive actresses anymore?
In every fucking movie you have to look at ugly old goblins
Xavier Ross
>Movie title is Charlie's Angels
>First piece of song lyrics is "Don't call me angel"
Is this supposed to be a joke?
Angel Nguyen
Elizabeth Banks presents an Elizabeth Banks movie. Screen play by Elizabeth Banks. Direct by Elizabeth Banks.
Jace Roberts
got like 20 seconds in before cringed too hard and turned it off
Isaiah Moore
Naomi Scott is attractive
Chase Hall
mixed race
Brody Davis
Even starring Elizabeth Banks!
Jesus christ lmao this is a joke right
Leo Nelson
looks like a streetshitter
Gavin Moore
Previously Hideo Kojima.
Liam Young
>I'm Bosley
I still can't believe I watched the rest of the trailer after that nonsense. This makes the 00s version look like a fucking masterpiece.
Fuck this movie.
Asher Phillips
Wasn't Bosley a guy?
Lucas Thompson
the future is shit colored brown and androgynous. deal with it
Jason Sanchez
at least they're not fat
Brandon Nelson
>We don't want the male audience.
3 fucking skeletons
Dylan Gray
Yeah, I'm thinking she's back.
Nolan Powell
Charlie's Creaturas.
Kayden Sanchez
She's cute as fuck with that hairstyle.
Christian King
hmm?
Angel Roberts
who the fuck is elizabeth banks. i only know brianna banks
Logan Thompson
shes the boring one note "comedian" from zack and miri
Noah Roberts
im ok with this stick
Christopher Foster
The Trump tan suits her.
Hudson Bell
she don't look like that anymore
Kayden Cooper
Still hot.
Elijah Young
you are fucking blind?
Kayden Adams
enjoy that throat cancer broski
Daniel Smith
So here's the question: If you get a hard-on with an actress who may be biologically female, but really looks like a twink in drag, are you technically gay?
Jace Thomas
Logan Powell
if she grows a penis next I would still suck it
Grayson Long
Does anyone remember how the hollywood stars were hot?
Gabriel Morris
Guuys the chocolate princess is really cute uWu
Anthony Gonzalez
Doubt it
Elijah Mitchell
She's actually very hot, the best looking of the three
Chase Lewis
Definitely a movie we need during these times. Fuck Trump
Cameron Russell
She look even hotter now. Only fags will disagree.
Sebastian Fisher
Well rev up those dicks because the butch energy is too much now; she looks sick
Eli Bailey
Do you think Elizabeth will beg people to go see this on twitter like Olivia Wilde did when hers flopped?
Daniel Watson
She looks like a faggot, the kind that have doodles.
Justin Murphy
>HOW HYPED
just as much as for the previous movies,,, zero.
James Kelly
Jaxson Wood
Diaz's features were too sharp. Barrymore's too puffy, like she was constantly gaining and losing weight. And Liu was one of those overly chinky types not very threatening to white women who filled token roles. The CA remake sucked.
Dominic Brown
If you like flat ass
Dominic Gutierrez
>wears female makeup
>has female bone stucture
>dyke hairstyle is one no man's barber has ever cut
>born with and still has functioning vagina
You plebs who consider hair length the only sexual indentifier are microbes in the dirt to me.
Jonathan Hughes
I need a secretary like her
Jeremiah Lopez
they are scraping the bottom
Alexander Rogers
All female ghostbusters.
All male angels.
Brandon Butler
and spank her bare bottom over your knee
Connor Martin
10/10 in muricah
Eli Collins
yeasty
Joseph Sullivan
then your mom woke you up
Ryder Green
More like Straight-to-Video's Angels
Jacob Taylor
wheres Farrah ?
Jack Sullivan
So punk rock and hott
Landon Bennett
do you think she wears a buttplug?
William Brown
Lesbians actually think this is hot. Proof that homosexuality is a mental disease.
Elijah Price
All of us back then thought she was fucking ugly. She was and still is.
Logan Howard
Gayboi alert, gayboi alert!
Colton Walker
how much pussy has she slain at this point?
Jaxon Turner
The only people that found Drew attractive were homosexuals.
Jordan Parker
>they will never tag team ball bust you while youre chained to the ceiling and ball gagged
Jackson Edwards
Millions
Connor Walker
*SNIIIFFFFF*
Ryder Thomas
Fuck off Krager you cunt
Aiden Bennett
I can't believe they got Patrick Stewart to play a role in this.
Jose Long
Nobody cares nigger
Joseph Kelly
Plot twist. Pic related is Charlie youtu.be
Hudson Taylor
Charlie's "Angels"
Christopher Davis
>brown bitches
Fuck off (((hollywoodland))) heebs.
Easton Stewart
They look more basic than even the average asian girl.
Nolan Reyes
Get woke go broke, Charlie´s Angels version.
Well done, my fellow kikes.
Jonathan Turner
>yet posts a shop
Justin Brooks
Women will never be stronger than the chameleon tranny snake. See that 'T' in the logo? Not yours, natural female.
Jose Campbell
But the real question is, will there ve anyone playing Final Fantasy 8 in it?
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Chase Sullivan
>no dark skin qtys
Fuck racist Jewllywood.
Evan Phillips
There's three Bosleys.
Ethan Wright
are you blind?
Jose King
>Get woke go broke
Remember when you incels kept saying this about Captain Marvel and got absolutely btfo?
Dylan Thompson
>They didn't dress like whores.
except for that episode where they go undercover as whores
Adam Bell
Jason Campbell
The last batch of Angels were either stick women or trannies like Drew.
Aaron White
Looks cringy as fuck. Has Elizabeth Banks ever made a good movie? They should have gotten Matthew Vaughn
Jackson Harris
Actually worse than the ones from the 2000s. I didn't think that was possible.
Connor Price
10 bucks says Patrick Stewart is secretly the villain.
Carson Martinez
Remember the same thing Ghostbusters did and got BTFO?
Lucas Hall
Aiden Green
I CLAP WHEN I SAW CAPTAIN PICARD
James Ross
It's more girl power tripe with any cheesiness the original property had stripped out to look as cool as possible for fickle modern audiences.
It's tripe and you should feel bad for shilling it.
Luke Jenkins
Cpt.Fungus, the capeshit that made gazillions but nobody watched or liked.
Nice money laundering scheme you got going there, shlomo.
Colton Mitchell
This is a goddamn upscale dinner outfit now.
Ayden Russell
>wow look at them fist bump you can tell they'rer great friends I am totes invested now that I know
They have the face of an instagram thot staring trying to make the "sexy girl" face. This cast sucks
Dream Cast
Emily Blunt
Mila Jovavich
Halle Berry (in her prime)
Austin Brooks
More like Charlie's mutts hah gotem
Ayden Watson
>youtube.com
See the comments and the dislike numbers
Ryan Peterson
Chase Brooks
>Trailer editor: Hey Elizabeth, how many times do you want your name to appear in the trailer?
>Elizabeth Banks: Yes
No way is that shit at 81k up-votes, more Jootube algo fuckery.
James Ortiz
This guy makes a living stirring up fake shit. His words ring empty.
Justin Foster
>Those quips
>That music
>Elizabeth Banks directing
Michael Robinson
It will be better than the 2000s Charlie's Angels. You know, the one that didn't use guns because Drew Barrymore didn't want to portray herself with guns. The only good things about that series was Bill Murray/Bernie Mac as Bosley and that catchy song by Destiny's Child.
Alexander Foster
>See's you walk in and smiles
>"Good morning, Mr. user. I got you your coffee and made some cupcakes last night. You're welcome to some"
>Opens box
>"The one in the middle is for you, Mr. user"
>Brightest cupcake with heart sprinkles
Jeremiah Robinson
>Charlie's Angels with the 3 Destiny's Child as the angels.
I wouldn't pay to see it, but my dick would.
Ryan Gutierrez
the music video was them being the angels but you gotta admit, Independent Women is a catchy song and your dick will thank you like it did if you saw the video back in 2000.
Hudson Ross
dubs and this smelly incel reevaluates his life
Gabriel Williams
have sex and don’t take these dubs
Bentley Kelly
You can't prove to me that sales = viewership, emcel.
Nicholas Brown
Not gonna lie, this is gonna flop.
Adam Cruz
>discover after taking a sip it's, that its coffee with sugar
>proceed to discipline her right then and there
>smacking those milky white butt cheeks nice and red
>find out she put the sugar in there on purpose
Hunter Williams
riight, if only he was far from the only one reporting empty theaters..
Joshua James
What about the Expendables or the A-Team?
Alexander Brooks
Why were they shooting in hamburg, do americans even know that city?
William Gray
>shockingly decent