HoH: Christie
Veto: Sam
Noms: Cliff, Bimbo
Camp Director: Jackson
Banished: David
Previously on /bb/:
HoH: Christie
Veto: Sam
Noms: Cliff, Bimbo
Camp Director: Jackson
Banished: David
Previously on /bb/:
face it, you cant name a better alliance
hell yeah
brigade
now that nick mentioned it, christie's long legs really do make her look like some kind of cryptid when she's working out
BASED and if i must say so REDPILLED.
reminder that pbs were /ourguys/
best girl
first for /sissy/
>Another excuse to post more from my BBCAN folder
Neat
cringe and bluepilled
pbs is a strictly better execution of the brigade.
LET'S GO
let's go!
i can't risk the chance of brit dying in her sleep and leaving her kids alone with their doofus dad
>chelsea
>este
>kiki in the background
too many cute girls in one cap
is this accurate?
*sniffffffff* mmmm
>Ovi wearing orange crocs
me on the left
just caught up with episode 2
>black guy gets tarred and feathered, then goes to Camp B-ball
>fat chick gets smothered in honey and then goes to Camp Bread & Butter
this is too much hahahahaha
kemi is not with the outsiders
only with bella
christie, anal and holly is a final 3 aliance
pure kino, women will truly never understand this moment
twitter.com
oh the season gets better, it gets much much better.
Are Nick and Chinkymcgook actually going to flip the vote? or is this a false alarm.
Bella throwing away kemi this early was always kind of stupid. There are based retard allies who will cause nothing but trouble for you, but kemi can probably be trained
her long legs are awesome
Analyse is maybe the most overhyped girl this thread has ever seen. Who knew I would be missing moleposters and pandafags this early into a new season
>lane
>matt
>good bb players
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
lane should have won
based and prettypilled
but he didnt so...
god, it's such kino.
and hearing anthony's voice again, it's something special. damn. every time he showed up on a cam i instantly dropped everything i was doing to listen, he's the perfect big brother player.
>Analyse is maybe the most overhyped girl this thread has ever seen
it's like 2 or 3 posters. also bridgette
> mfw I see a fellow Quarkybro
reminder that the brigade had one excellent player (enzo) one good player (hayden) and two fine players (matt, lane)
on the other hand the pretty boys have 3 top 10 players (dane, anthony, adam) and 1 fine player (mark)
it's just math
lol everyone wants christie in their alliance
Why do you """""""people""""""" watch this trash. This is the lowest IQ entertainment imaginable.
Older cast or younger cast? Which is better?
it’s just you replying to yourself
underhyped if anything but the spammer is a fag
lets go
me? i watch it for the feet
you pathetic Canadian niggers need to get lynched. stop fucking posting your stupid faggot show in this thread fuck
>>/got/
you're joking, right? in this thread we're literally documenting 4 different fronts of ridiculous convoluted strategy. do you even know what big brother is? it's essentially social chess.
99 day chess match
Kaysar 27-1
SEETHING!
another, question. why are canadian women so much more attractive than american """""""""""women"""""""""
It's fucking staged. Do you believe WWE is real too?
>4 different fronts
explain
based
cringe
>i can beat anyone in a physical comp
>loses all but one
t. seething underage
if your summer is so dead that you prefer the BBUS schedule to watching the objectively better version of the game BBCAN, then you're in fucking high school.
mark sucked
will this season provide us with a moment this kino?
good meme
he was throwing them obivously
fatty didn't do all the reps
chess anyone?
wrong. mark was essential to the alliance because he was the guy who took all the heat away from the pretty boys.
objectively wrong. there were several competitions he claimed he wanted to win and lost. no need to suck his dick
>nick/bella flip possibility
>jackson talking down kat
>christie flipping her shit about jack
okay 3
it's a game show, of course it's not staged. you're coping hard.
ummmm bros...
Who jizzed all over the seat though?
okay?
yeah but lets not pretend he was doing it on purpose
jesus dude, even after the show has ended months ago, anthony mists is still affecting you damn lol
yeah but he was the kino
youtube.com
*screams at you in canadian*
anal and lesbo talking bout meaty cocks
so why even make such a damn comment like that in the first place?
the only people it could be are scottie, steve or fessy. At that point in the game I'd say it was an equal chance of any of them doing it.
i want anthony to spray me with his mist (that means i want him to fart in my face and put my head under his pits in case it wasn't obvious)
because you implied he wasn't good and he was
Ovi - weird little foreign creep
but he wasnt, name me one good move he did
best finale in big brother history
johnny shouting "tell me why you deserve to win over kaela. DRAG HER THROUGH THE MUD!!!"
probably just ignored his index card
haha i dont believe you
who else /WANGGANG/
1:41 is that english or farsi?
doubtful. 20 was so kino
fucking kek
Who is anal?
literally who
keeping the brigade a secret, helping keep it intact (for the most part) to secure his spot in the final 2, and misting brit to be a tool
bb21 is already in my top 5 seasons bros
>misting brit to be a tool
riiight, lets pretend he wouldnt have taken her to the final 2.
but he didnt so...
>he hasn't taken the bbcan pill yet
what the fuck are you doing bro?
seek sunlight, gain height, have sex and get a clue ya finna simp
i didnt realize til just now but bbcan poster and aggro are the same guy
lane would have betrayed the brigade for britney if he had a chance, he was pussmatized
Imagine getting to squeeze out her sweaty, post-workout panties into your mouth
Why?
Speak english nigger
yeah because he lost the veto comp dumbass
what kemi should do: report to christie about her convo with jack, rally votes
what kemi actually does:
poor black girl already isolated before even hittiing the block
no, i'm the guy who pretends to be aggro sometimes but doesn't really have any clue who aggro is or why you people have names for everyone
Have lunch incel.
Any good caps of Bella?
It's fucking sickening that this show, and shows like it, are still allowed to exist on air. You people should be ashamed of yourselves for supporting this garbage.
bella is a perfect and infallible queen, and i want to be her servant
>dumbass
the irony lol
you're argument that he isn't good is that he would have hypothetically done something if given the oppurtunity, but he he never had that oppurtunity so your argument is irrelevant. what a retard lol
worked
damn thats a fine looking meal
your arguing he used britney as a tool which isnt even true to begin with faggot
I understand this sentiment towards shit like Love Island. Don’t understand why you’d feel this way towards Big Brother unless you’re uneducated.
see
yes it is lol
brit was used and then when they had no use she was cut at 4
Crinfe
Education has nothing to do with it. Even a nigger knows what trash is, they consistently throw it on the ground and shit up our streets.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO this history revisionism holy SHIT kys
now this is cope lol
The houseguests are getting their $500 weekly deliveries of fish again
misted lol
who was the 1 that beat Kaysar in chess? I'm drawing a blank for some reason
oh so you actually were retarded
now it makes sense lol
nah, your just a liar
This would be a good rule for casting: find 16 people who can replicate this level of intensity, whatever their other downsides are.
i cannot fathom how anyone is geniunely attracted to christie
Wasn't it Janie? But jen vasquez fucking kicked his ass in human chess
nah, you're a brainlet though
I never argued lane was a great player or one of the top 10, but he is a good player
the only bad player in the brigade was matt and he got taken out accordingly
where in the absolute fuck is Anal?
nah your retarded, you still havent given a valid reason as to why lane was a good player
i thought it was james but i dont remember
see you can add he played the second best social game behind enzo too
lane enzo and hayden arent remarkable players they just solved the prisoners dilemma - something that hasnt happened before or since
my room hehe ;)
aquaman and the girls talking
in the butt. did you stick it in her nostril by accident?
heh
pbs say hello
Self evicted, hopefully.
who has better abs?
pic related or Jackson?
hayden did it better
i havent seen canada 7 yet sorry
>mfw she's muslim banned from my country
I disagree unless you're going the autistic route of "whoever wins deserved it"
>be casual shitter
>make baseless claims on the internet
like pottery
Kat looks like THAT?
>canada
opinion invalid lol
I'm proud of Elena for getting into shape.
a bogdanov surrogate?
>implying
fucking newfag
>bella and nick whispering made christie suspicious
christie wants the group together
What's it like being gay?
I mean they were just sitting there whispering and staring for a long time, doesn't look good.
brigade obviously
i dont know, you should ask a manjaw-christie cuck
Christi and Jack convo
>i dont even know bella is even in the alliance
UH OH
based /ourguy/ Jack misting Christie
I think you mean straight, we're all girls here.
LETS GO
this
can’t risk it
are you fucking seriuos?
>shit face
>shit body
>shit accent
>wont shut the fuck up about retarded spiritual bullshit
>gonna die of an OD in
bellas game blowing up
anything happen in the past couple hours?
bella is toast
his face/head is like oddly huge
>it's another "all of this could be solved if you just talk to the person you have a problem with" episode
he blew his q&a pretty badly
I don’t remember if it would’ve mattered though.
>bella tried to sway nick
>bella is not with us
I don't watch this show, but a lot of family members do.
Why does everyone yell into the camera when they talk during the interview rooms?
>three days in
>like half the house has already blown up their games
what the fuck
christie now scared of bella/kemi
lines will be redrawn by tomorrow morning. i guarantee you come the veto ceremony the votes to get out kemi will no longer be there.
they have them redo their answers multiple times with more and more energy
She's not my type (especially personality wise) but she's just pretty, her eyes are beautiful, warm smile. She doesn't look 'off' or anything like Holly
sure.......
Shes scared of a lot of things. They have a huge majority of votes, but she still wants to go over numbers over and over.
This is what happens when you pick an alliance arbitrarily.
production tells them to and literally nobody who watches the show likes it. The live feeds are the only way to get a real grasp on a person.
Are they allowed to actually sleep in the yard hammock? or do they have to sleep in the house in one of the beds? that hammock always looks way more appealing than sharing a bed with 2 other dorks.
they are kind of asked for multiple takes and asked to play up emotions in the diary room. unless someone goes in their on their own accord or they really emotional. fakest part of the show
honestly they might all get cold feet and just jettison hogg wild for the easy week
based britbro
And somehow stable genius isn't one of them. he is playing one of the better games in the house so far.
jackson is in the room
starting to pick up with the game talk
>literally nobody
never underestimate boomer showfags
he needs real non-idiot allies to have any chance
"too big a target to need to deal with" doesn't last long
odds of christie calling jack out on his bullshit as soon as he leaves the room? i don't think it looks good.
lol low-iq bella is fucked, what a surprise
jessica blew up nick/bella plan to keep kemi
WMAF is fucked lol
>alliance agrees to get out kemi because kemi was doing shady shit pre-feeds
>guys think everything is set, week is good and are chilling, girls start getting paranoid that guys are forcing them to get kemi out
>guys are now confused why the girls are wishywashy now
this is funny
wtf bella tried to pierce her nose in the HoH room?
bartards eternally btfo
this is an amphetamine anal cacher's game
plan is still to take out kemi
sorry kind of just got in, did jack lie to her about anything?
she didn't just try. she re-pierced her nose with her own earring so she could put one of christie's nose rings in.
If I was him I would pick up the Femcel and possibly Poovi as potential allies when the mega alliance implodes in a couple weeks, and make sure to stay on the good side of NuAuras and Tommie.
jessica has been cancelled
>kemi will never yell "YESSA MASSA YESSA MASSA" while riding your cock
It's still week 1
i had to go outside today it was awful what’s this about an anal cache?
only reason bella is not getting backdoored because they think she has the power
god i hate powers
he should create a final 2 with hogg
>girls are paranoid that the guys are banding together and using them
>Their actions cause all the guys to band together
Kino.
>1 hour into 1-on-1 gametalk and she gives you this look
wat do
he didn't really lie about the content of the conversation aside from kemi "cornering" him, but he has called her a bitch multiple times and spoken about how much he hates her. the problem is kemi literally hasn't done anything since the feeds came on, so it's hard to believe what jack is saying.
remember when these people cared about ovi and hand washing? things of the fucking past.
I'm not the bb9 retard but didn't baller hide pills up his ass and try to taper in the house?
Do black women actually enjoy that kind of roleplay? asking for a friend
>dude, I don't trust these guys in are alliance
>but let's wait until final 8...
tickle her feet
tell her to stop staring at me because it's uncomfortable
they think bella is brainwashing nick
>Nick shaving his neck and chest and just brushing it onto the floor
Jesus christ the state of that bathroom at the end of the season.
Christi said Nick is pussy brainwashed
I like her
So what the fuck did bella do
I've been away for most of the day
WMAF IN SHAMBLES
Camera man zooming in on Sam shaving his nuts.
>nick and bella get into a showmance one day
>the next day nick is already being called whipped
these people are playing way too fast way too hard and it's hilarious
i want kemi to stay :(
I'm feeling blackpilled and her ass is fat
defended kemi and told the bimbo aquaman was talking to kemi
>"N...no, they won't let Bella get away with it! She was exposed!"
betrayed her mother
I think she brought up wanting to keep Kemi to Christi, that mixed with her whispering a lot with Nick lately
Fucked herself and Nick. started planting the seeds of a vote flip and it already leaked to the rest of the alliance.
she talks to kemi, seems "weird" lately, and asked once who exactly were in their alliance (even though it keeps shifting)
kek I know you’re not the bb9 retard, that’s why I was interested. and yes I’m pretty sure he had a butt full of painkillers but production took it away from him when they noticed.
I thought I missed something big while I was away from feeds.
>gets protection for his vote til the finals
michie is fucking crazy
i thought he was fucked yesterday but today everyone else is blowing up their games. its actually crazy how quick it flipped to him being irrelevant again
>now talking about backdooring bella
kek
literally went from pariah to ghost in 24 hours. ovi is running this house.
Why are the normies so obsessed with Kemi anyways? what has she done in this game to warrant such a following? she sits in rooms completely silent like a fucking specter, she has horrible gameplay, she isn't entertaining in the slightest.
they're playing like 5 weeks ahead kek
jackson wanted to backdoor bella and risk the power
they (aquaman) chose not to
kemi is out
>"just keep the peace til F8 and the we fuck her"
L M A O
Why are the houseguests so obsessed with Kemi?
this is literally all just jack overplaying and not realizing that the second time he tries to do this shit it's not going to work
shes black
how new are you, jesus
bella is a perfect example that you shouldn't stick your neck out to save some random ally
don't worry, he's still super fucked
i've watched a lot of feeds, and all this talk in the HoH is all talk and they won't do anything
Almost comical how bad he was crashing yesterday.
>he stinks
>he doesn't wash his hands
>he doesn't change his clothes
>he shits too much
>his food is crap and we are getting ecoli
>he's annoying
>he's lying about having a gf and is probably a virgin
Someone post that webm of Nick body checking him in the middle of the room.
5D big brother
these big groups are always thinking about their final 6 during week one, as if they're going to win every single hoh and veto until then. that's what makes it so fun to watch them crash and burn.
tbfh, so did the bomb squad
jack, bella, nick all out f8
we bbcancelled now
Feeds are getting interesting bros
Today I will remind them
Cute!!
sharing a nose ring with Christie sounds like a good way to get Hepatitis
>Ovi went from walking out the door to invisible floater
based poo bear
especially when you're in a good alliance and it's super early in the game
Judging from what we saw in the second episode, and what we have heard about her behavior before feeds came on, she was a flaming cunt. but even if everything the HGs are saying about her is exaggerated, she deserves to leave after deciding she was too good to talk with Jackson and avoid banishment. retarded as shit.
blessed thread
lmao the opposite actually happened. christie told bella to throw away one of the rings after she used it.
>jessica blew up nick/bella plan to keep kemi
what happened?
>literally all of this is going to change again by this time tomorrow
i'm so fucking excited. this is what i've been waiting for for a whole year.
i keep forgeting tommy is in the alliance
Holy shit, 3 of those trips are mine. I didn't even notice.
everyone LOVES him. he's going far.
the steve spot
OVI IS IN THE FUCKING ROOM
lmao ovi about to get himself backdoored.
>he's sooooooooo hot
he's stopping this bella/nick shit train before it reaches the station. he knows what's going on.
Little does Poovi know, hes moving the barrel off nick/bella to his head with his very presence.
ovi dropping a stinkbomb rn
Sissy left her bra for Christie to sleep with :3
nah, jack and jackson keep saying they'll just get rid of him in a few weeks. things will blow up in the meantime and he will have a free ticket to the finals.
ovi is done...
i need it
ovi looking like a uncle tom smfh
fuck ovi
whats retarded is needing to beg and suck someone off to stay in the house, Josh did the same thing Kemi did. I like the idea of having HOHs but I hate how it turns the show into a dictatorship, its really not that serious.
YALL OVI IS ABSOLUTELY CRACKEDT FUCK THIS MAGA ALLIANCE
how much hoh-begging do you think happens week 4
bb > survivor as a game system
what a shitshow in the hoh right now
the inevitable week 6 jack blindside is going to be absolute kino
wow that's a little harsh on ovi user
poovi finna turn this faggot straight
I can see you would be a first boot too.
>someone wins the power to throw 4 people into banishment
>literally everyone else in the house went up to talk to him
>You decide to be a defiant little shit and stick out like a sore thumb
once you go brown you don't come back around
only one was me but i noticed so many in one thread in a short period of time, it felt right.
I feel like /bb/ has been really active so far this season too
poovi is not josh, he is ramses of the season
completely clueless, thinks he is liked and part of the majority
*wins*
people saying ovi is in a great spot
meanwhile, nicole is on no ones radar
50% of /bb/ would play the kemi game and the other 50% would play the ovi game and we all have to accept this fact
based lesbo stealing jackson's girl
what a tangled web we weave
he shouldn't ever take those glasses off
based christie telling ovi who's in her alliance
this is painfully accurate.
hope she doesnt campaign for kemi
I'd put her on my great spot if you know what I mean
I think he's more of a scottie, he's not as weak as ramses. Scottie made the right game decisions when he had to
ramses --> scottie --> scOTT --> andy herren
>bella and nick out
>cliff and nicole in
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
>switching from ovi game talk to the jacks
fuck you production
>Josh did the same thing Kemi did
And in any other season he would have been blown out for it. but there was such a clusterfuck of twists early on that his target disappeared and it became an obsession to evict Cody and anyone even remotely affiliated with him.
I can just picture walking out to a glaring Julie who plays a montage of all my accidental racism and sexism
now this is epic
Yeah normally josh shouldn't have even made it to jury.
KEMI IS LONG GONE BABY
the two nerd genders
>People thought Nick was the new Derrick
>Got his game tanked by a jungle gook in week 1
nah i would play the steve game and win the whole thing while telling people i'd put the cash in their pockets. nobody would stop me and i would win big brother 3 times.
I've never seen Survivor, I just hate how the game is set up so that everybody ends up acting like servants begging the high lord for mercy. Sometimes chill people become the HOH and don't let others influence them but most of the time the people abuse the power and manipulate everyone to playing their game for them.
It's garbage and this season is especially terrible because they made made Jackson "counselor" before Christie became HOH making him basically the fucking shadow HOH. Christie seems like a cool person but Jackson getting power definitely ended up influencing all her actions.
Shes a chink, get it right.
*kills his game by whispering in front of the house*
>>You decide to be a defiant little shit and stick out like a sore thumb
Yeah thats exactly what I would do
>kemi going to hoh room
bitch you already dead lmao
i could get into the alpha alliance but have them cut me first
the matt hoffman route
Nicole's in? Why? I thought she was voting to keep Kemi?
GR3
>ovi talking who should make jury
classis prejuror talk
Imagine getting on the show and sleep walking like Corey but instead of talking about harry potter world, you start walking around the house randomly spouting /bb/ memes
>MISTED LOL
>N-BOMB
>GOOK!
>MILKERS
>BRAAAP
What the fuck is your problem? Why are you calling her a bitch? She's literally done fucking nothing to deserve that. Go back to fucking r/drumpf you piece of shit.
>fried pasta
another wonderful campaign from kemi everyone
shes staying
>50% of /bb/ would play the kemi game and the other 50% would play the ovi game and we all have to accept this fact
not at all. I wouldn't win, but I most certainly wouldn't be disliked or be stirring shit up to get voted out pre-jury.
I'd be the superfan who is always overthinking every move and then playing too cautiously and getting taken out midjury
That dude is one hundred percent coming back this year.
Honestly surprised no one from /bb/ has tried to make it onto the show
imagine thinking that "BRAAP", "Milkers" or "Gook" are /bb/ memes
user, by a vote of 13 to zero, you have been evicted from the big brother house.
based
what the fuck is wrong with you, are you incapable of understanding deception and manipulation or is this adapted redditbait or something
when is the first eviction? thursday?
the jacks just said on the feeds they want to replace bella and nick with them because they seem more trustworthy
Sunday
new thread
They belong to the greater chan meme-o-sphere. but don't pretend like they aren't posted here constantly.
I hope so. I love that dude/
wednesday
I've tried. Had a face to face convo with Kass
They don't want me because I'm criminally insecure so I can't figure out a way to sell myself that makes me appealing as a Big Brother contestant. I'm chubby, straight white male who considers himself halfway funny and knows how to play Big Brother. Yawn.
If you're playing the nick game instead of the kemi game or the ovi game, you must be from reddit
the opposite actually
fuck I have an engineering degree with a decent GPA and I never could talk myself into a related job.
Only reason I work at the place I work at now is because my uncle runs that section and I didn't even interview
what do you mean?
what do you enjoy about bb, the tilted wall comps? what's wrong with manipulating other people, faking a relationship or obligations, and abusing power
the david shit was retarded only because he got gimmick'd out instead of evicted