Kill all onboard

>aces and aro pass as hetreonormative and therefore have never been victims of societal oppression. don't let any off this ship
problematic that he said this

Captain, the strings trio have disappeared from the aft!
>What?
They're in the ventilation shaft!

>Cut to black
>Insert tape #2 into VCR

Who am I first mate?

>We got ya, we made it up.

Burn the lifeboats, then signal all hands to abandon ship. Shoot those who remain afloat.
We officers shall live on the iceberg, sinking other ships and living off the spoils.

You are our Captain, sir.

Bullshit, retard. If they hit the iceberg head on everyone would have flown off the ship because seatbelts weren't even invented yet. Stop spouting bullshit you dont understand.

How is this possible?

this. the engines also would have kept going and crushed the ship entirely

>"CAPTAIN, WE MUST TURN TO AVOID THE ICEBERG! DO IT NOW!"
>...
>"No."

Full speed ahead mister Murdock

Why didn't he just use the eagles to fly the ship safely to its destination?

>"... BERG?"

>"I'm going to sink this bitch"

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welds>rivets

>"Tell the jews they'll get their Federal Reserve"
Whoa really

>Captain? Sir, the Irish? Under the deck?

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But steel's harder than ice.

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>But if we act quickly, many will be saved!

>Torture everyone to death. We're in international waters and the Geneva Convention doesn't apply, so I want to hear some screaming.

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Arise, arise, Sailors of Titanic!
Boilers shall be shaken, lifeboats shall be splintered...a wet-night, a cold night...n'er the sun rises! Dive now! Dive now! Dive! Dive for ruin...and the mick's ending!
DEPTH! DEPTH! DEEEEEEEEEPTH!

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Kill all white males on board

Was Raimi involved with this particular dialog? He just doesn't know when to stop.

I'm sure somebody could create a recreation that tests this at varying speeds.

What was his tax policy?

Why didn't White Star Line fix the problem with the AZ-5 button?

Rape everyone.

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I laugh'd

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wtf did this actually happen? i thought it was an acciden?

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the captain was quoted as saying “it’s my god giveb duty to kill as many dirty Irishmen as I can”

>Every man for himself. This ship is now a battle royale. Hunt or be hunted. Only one will make to New York alive.

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Does anyone have the "She was made by Irishmen, I assure she can" webm?

The Titanic Franchise:
Titanic: Maiden Voyage
Titanic: Age of Unsinkable
Titanic: Infinity Lifeboats
Titanic: Far From Surface

>Sir, it's been an hon-
>Shut up you fool and kiss me

All of them.

Women and children first...overboard.

Today is a good day to die!

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If we turn back, Chthulhu will get us!

>Sir, there's an iceberg nearby but we'll pass by it safely
>Change course

An iceberg disruption can mean only one thing...

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>Not just the Icebergs, but the Goldbergs and Frankenbergs Too!

The sinking was planned

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Why did I laugh

“Take a good look at death itself. The flagship Grig Orig. No man should wield such power…”

I guess we will have to put this trip on ice.

What can men do against such reckless icebergs?

>CAST IT INTO THE OCEAN, DESTROY IT
>...No
>ROOOOOOOOSE

This is the best board on 4channel

The bibblebebop is criminally underrated

So how did he know all three would willingly go on his ship?

"ICEBERG DEAD AHEAD!"

"Not great, not terrible. Maintain course."

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can someone explain to me why iceberg sunk titanic? Like was their relationship ever expanded upon before it happened? what was the motive?

Some icebergs just want to watch the world burn.

>Ice(((berg)))

show that iceberg who's fucking boss.

Is this it? Is this all you can muster Iceberg?

>iceberg sinks the ship immediately

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Wouldnt it be a lot easier to hire a couple of hitmen?

"I am inevitable."

"And I...am Iceberg."

you're thinking like a man who never road around in a zeppelin dropping nickels on commoners

Hitmen talk, but an iceberg can keep a secret.

-Alonzo Gugliacci

Kek

>We must respond to the call of void

RAMMING SPEED

BUT FIRST LASH ALL THE WHITE MALES TO THE BOW

>finna boutta dab on that icebitch

Made me laugh user.

Based real life Moriarty

Are there any satanists aboard?

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You can't get a big insurance payout on a couple of hitmen

And another one on the hitman‘s crippled brother

Bags of sand

Holy shit why aren't we takking about this?