I vant to suck your blood

bleh

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DEH

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Look deeply into my eyes, mortahl.

You vill tell me vhere your nearest males only gym is.

And you vill come vith me...there...

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There he is. There he goes again.

Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little bleh thread up and fill in the captcha.

Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Yea Forums pass so you just choose the picture.

Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic flip phone isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor.

But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Yea Forums shitting up the Yea Forums catalog with his vampire Groypers.

Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic blehposting fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY.”

You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.

And that's all you'll ever be.

based and red blood cellpilled

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based bleh poster. keep it up

>dracula's theme is swan lake

kek. no wonder dracula is so popular with kids. guy's a laugh a minute.

(;..;)

Keep it up OP this meme is gonna be big, BIG I tell ya.

Is Mavis welcome here?

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bump for great justice

can somebody make a Mummy pepe for me?

Why does she fart so much in those movies

suck THIS *unzips*

VEIN?

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hoes mad

Someone needs to make toads for the other Universal monsters.

die monster, you don't belong on this board.

Oh shit everyone RUN ITS THE JANNI

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cast the next dracula

Iris Elba

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Excellent post

Arnold

Who plays Van Helsing?

Post kino vamps

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It's not even close to October.
Why continue reposting this groyper?

sapo de mierda

tfw undead braphog gf

Reminder

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UMA DELICIA

Post sparkles

stop making this thread already

BLEH

Nyeh

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Stop being such fun sucking vampires

No. What are you gunna do about it?

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I will cry if you don't stop

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ah-bloo-bloo

Based

>mummy pepe
Isn't that literally what Kek is?

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Blehsed and blehpilled.

Still the best drac movie and Cushing is by far the best van helsing

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ayyyyy

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why is mavis so sexy

Hammer horror is cheating. The Yanks think they're the best, but nah.

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This is better without the indentations, you retarded reddit nigger.

pale skin
black hair
blue eyes

works every time

Ezra

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cringe and bluepilled

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I vhant to keel some Nahzis

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Last I checked Dracula sucked blood, not dick.

It's a new technique.

A vampire sucking a cock can do both fren

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Only the movie version

KING OF DARKNESS

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mavis bacon teaches typing

I mean in a way aren’t fags kind of like IRL vampires? They “turn” other fags by infecting them with HIV, just instead of biting to turn them it’s by fucking in the ass.

Bleb

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No.
Bleh!

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It is sublime.
Impossible, unobtainable.
Cold perfection.
That classic contrast between the stark black and white, the glinting of sapphires for the eyes.
It truly is the patrician's choice.

Ezra doesn't have HIV, kill yourself

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DEH!

DIE MONSTER
YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD

do you bleed?

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These threads just prove that if you autistically post something every day it'll become a meme.

it will be a female

oh lighten up faggot it's just harmless shitposting at least it's not another twitter or alita thread

>thread still not pruned

what did the jannies mean by this?

geh!

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they learned their lesson

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wtf did arry potter rip off this shit?

lmfao

You can only kill these threads with a wooden nail to OP's heart

based

WHAT is an user
but a miserable little pile of shitposts

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