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(In English, to Clifford) You know, Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavyweight champion of Sicilian liars. From growin' up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guy's got seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, a guy's got seventeen. But if you know 'em like you know your own face, they beat lie detectors all to hell. Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin'. But you're tellin' me everything. I know you know where they are. So tell me, before I do some damage you won't walk away from.
[Pause]
Clifford: Could I have [clears throat] one of those Chesterfields now? Coccotti: Sure.[passes one of the Chesterfields] Clifford: You got a [puts the cigarette in his mouth] match? Oh wait no no, don't bother. I got one. Clifford: You're Sicilian, huh? Coccotti: Yeah, Sicilian. Clifford: You know, I read a lot. Especially about things in, uh, about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact, I don't know whether you know or not, Sicilians ... were spawned by niggers. Coccotti:[raises eyebrows in disbelief] Come again? [laughs] Clifford:No, i-i-it's a fact. You see, uh, Sicilians have black blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, you see, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are niggers. Coccotti: Yes... Clifford: So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fucking with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever.
Juan Perry
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That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. Now this... [Coccotti laughs] Clifford: No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written. Coccotti: [laughing] I love this guy. [stumbling on words through his laughter] This guy. Clifford: Your ancestors are niggers! Uh-huh. [Coccotti is cracking up with laughter] Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-nigger kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, [points at Coccotti] you're part eggplant. [All laughing] Coccotti: Ohhh! Clifford: Huh? [while twisting his index finger in the air] Hey! Hey! Hey! Coccotti: You're a cantaloupe. [laughing] Ohhh! This guy, beautiful.
[He kisses Clifford on the cheeks, then whispers something to his henchman, stopping to turn around and chuckle at Clifford. He continues, then turns around to reveal he was getting a gun from his henchman. He lifts it and shoots Clifford in the head three times.]
Coccotti: I haven't killed anybody [shoots Clifford's dead body] since 1984. [shoots the body twice more] Go over to this comedian's son's apartment, come back with something that tells me where that asshole went, so I can wipe this egg off my face...
Matthew Sullivan
Jesus 5 minutes. This your magnum opus op?
Nolan Campbell
special effects that needed: bang sound laughter a lot of laughter sound christopher walkens "Wohooo" smoking sound kiss sound *chrop*
"...that Sicilians... still carry that nigger gene" vocaroo.com/i/s0vKpm5Os0Y4 My voice and mic is so fucking quiet and shitty, I'm very sorry for that haha.
