HANSEN!

Yeah, Sheriff Hansen deputized a bunch of cowboys and they nabbed Big Tex in the dead of night by luring him in with some cunny.

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>Vincent "Big Britches" Ambrosio

>BACK IN BLACK intensifies

Big britches...little bitches.

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BAH GAWD, THAT'S THE CUNNDERTAKER'S MUSIC!

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>when yer reachin' fer yer six-shooter but grab a sixth grader

And what song is that exactly?

Hot child in the city

>Vincent "I shot the sheriff but I did not shoot inside the cunny" Ambrosio

Anyone got the other pic of him taking off his coat? And the one of him as the Undertaker?

I'M JUST GOIN OVER JORDAN
I'M JUST GOIN OVER HOME

It's standard Amerishart interior design.

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youtube.com/watch?v=ZD71JeX4Vk0

youtu.be/wv-34w8kGPM

youtube.com/watch?v=RMjiXfYGnJk

Cunny Unchained
A Fistful of Chatlogs
The Good, The Fat and the Cunny
True Girth
The Entrapment Seven
For A Few Charges More
The Entrapment of Vincent Ambrosia By The Coward Chris Hansen
Vince Cassidy and the Grown Adult Kid
whats your favorite Yea Forums?

The Good, The Fat and the Cunny can't be topped

For me, it's The Entrapment of Vincent Ambrosio By The Coward Chris Hansen

Once Upon A Time In Connecticut
3 to 10 to Jail

Wait they made another one?

Imagine chasing cunny being your life legacy
>based

Someone link this segment pls

They never aired this one because Rooster Kidburn here started sobbing like a fucking yellowbelly and talking about how he wanted to kill himself and a ton of shit like that. Hansen decided that it was too pathetic to air.

Where do I find this godlike content?

His name's Vincent Ambrosio. Try Google and you should be able to find it.

Cunforgiven

No, they took him to the hanging tree

reminds me of that pepe edit where he has a big ass

Life imitates art.

Kek, this is so accurate it almost seems intentional.

3:10 to Fairfield

The cunny cowboy will ride again

DON’T YOU DARE GO RUNNING DOWN
MY LITTLE TOWN WHERE I GREW UP
AND I WON’T CUSS YOUR CITY LIGHTS
IF YOU AIN’T EVER TOOK A RIDE AROUND
AND CRUISED RIGHT THROUGH THE HEART OF MY TOWN
ANYTHING YOU SAY WOULD BE A LIE
WE MAY LIVE OUR LIVES A LITTLE SLOWER
BUT THAT DON’T MEAN I WOULDN’T BE PROUD TO SHOW YA
WHERE I COME FROM
THERE’S AN OLD PLOW BOY OUT TURNING UP DIRT
WHERE I COME FROM
THERE’S A PREACHER MAN IN A COWBOY SHIRT
WHERE I COME FROM
WHERE A COUPLE BOYS FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT
NO, NOBODY’S GONNA CALL THE COPS
WHERE I COME FROM
SEE THAT DOOR RIGHT THERE, MAN I SWEAR
IT AIN’T NEVER BEEN LOCKED
AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT IT NEVER WILL
THAT OLD MAN RIGHT THERE IN THE ROCKING CHAIR
AT THE COURTHOUSE SQUARE I’LL TELL YOU NOW
HE COULD BUY YOUR FANCY CAR WITH HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS
DON’T LET THOSE FADED OVERALLS FOOL YA
HE MADE HIS MILLIONS WITHOUT ONE DAY SCHOOLIN
WHERE I COME FROM
THERE’S A PICKUP TRUCK WITH THE TAILGATE DOWN
WHERE I COME FROM
THE PINE TREES ARE SINGING A SONG OF THE SOUTH
WHERE I COME FROM
THAT LITTLE WHITE CHURCH IS GONNA HAVE A CROWD YEAH
I’M PRETTY DAMN PROUD
WHERE I COME FROM
WHERE I COME FROM
THERE’S A BIG OLD MOON SHINING DOWN AT NIGHT
WHERE I COME FROM
THERE’S A MAN DONE WRONG GONNA MAKE IT RIGHT
WHERE I COME FROM
THERE’S AN OLD PLOW BOY OUT TURNING UP DIRT
WHERE I COME FROM
THERE’S A PREACHER MAN IN A COWBOY SHIRT
WHERE I COME FROM
WHERE A COUPLE OF BOYS FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT NO
AIN’T NOBODY’S GONNA CALL THE COPS
YEAH, THAT RIVER RUNS ACROSS THAT OAKLAND ROCK
WHERE I COME FROM
WHERE I COME FROM

youtube.com/watch?v=br98ad469og

Fat man joins the chat
And quickly he send pics
A 12 year old responds
He says he hope he fits

With time the chat turns lewd
He asks to see some nudes
He collects them on his phone
He needs his cunny in the go

What I felt
when I drove
To this random home
10 gallon hat
jeans hide my fat
So they dubbed me Cunnforgiven

I mean I wouldnt go as far to say it's God tier, but you really do catch a glimpse of what a truly pathetic human being is, especially when they are caught red handed in the cunny jar.

This, the cowboy memes are far funnier than the actual video of a fat man sobbing for 20 minutes about his wish to be dead and how he has no motivation to do anything since he's fat and fucks up his medication dosages.

The Sexualized-at 7

i thought his parents begged hansen not to show it and he relented or something

You better count your cunny
You bettet count your cunny
Pedo Cowbooooy

youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs

I think there were a lot of things. I think it was a combination of the two honestly. Besides, if this kid offed himself after Hansen did this shit it'd probably be a PR nightmare for him

this shot right here is just the worst, the editor just wanted to make sure cowboy commited suicide if he ever saw this

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my big loads
take me home
to the place
I belong
cute and funny
moist, it's cunny!
take me home
my big loads

>when you've been riding on the dusty trails all day and the good barkeep is out of sasparilla

Why did he have the knife on him, lads?

They probably decorate/stage these houses on a limited budget.
Be neat to be the guy who does it.

To play at being cool. I doubt he could take on the average 13-year old black inner city mugger

It’s a good shot, though. You can almost feel the shame and total failure.

Cunny Pants Drifter

>implying
Big Tex’ sheer weight makes him a dangerous foe.

Probably didn't bring it to harm her. He probably just daily carries a knife like most men.

>
My boss carries a swiss army knife that he uses for everything from screwing things in, to picking up diapers, to spreading mayo on his sandwich.

Probably just self defense or as a utility. Hansen seemed unusually concerned about it.

fucking kek

Idk about pepe, but this ones a classic.

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There's a big difference between having a pocket knife/multi-use utility tool and casually carrying a 10" bowie in the suburbs of Connecticut.

MAMA PUT MY PHONE IN THE GROUND
I CAN'T USE IT ANYMORE
THAT LONG JAIL TIME IS COMING DOWN
I FEEL IM KNOCKING ON PRISONS DOOR

It wasn't a big knife

Well, thats not the right image is it? Never reply to me again.

who the fuck dresses like this

TO THE TOWN OF FAIRFIELD RODE A STRANGER ONE FINE DAY
DIDNT SPEAK TO NO ONE DIDN’T HAVE TOO MUCH TO SAY
NO ONE DARED TO ASK HIS BUSINESS NO ONE DARED TO MAKE A SLIP FOR THE STRANGER THERE AMONG THEM HAD A SMALL KNIFE ON HIS HIP.

That wasn't a 10" knife, faggot. You measure like a woman.

Cunny cowboys.

I do, but im not lumpy. Also no hat.

No, a woman would say there was no knife.

you belt your pants six inches above your waist?

Boots included?

Just the rough and tumble outlaws you'd come to expect that ride into Fairfield, Connecticut looking for some cunny.

High waist pants are totally in right now. It's just a matter of time that the urban cowboy and bolo ties make a complete comeback.

Vince Cassidy and the Grown Adult Kid is underrated, but TGTFaTC is still untopped

I mean they unironically are fashionable for women here in Jew Y*rk.

The fattest gun in the west...

I like that Hansen has a straight flush and cannot be beat.

Of course not.
I just wanted to call him lumpy.

I thought this was pretty funny, user.

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what are the chances ol' Vincent got out of the slammer, and turned his life around? started working out, got in shape, found himself a good job, and homely woman who bore him children?

Near 0. In fact, I think someone has a recent pic of him.

Absolute zero. I will go into HRT tomorrow if I am proven otherwise.

next to nothing

i kinda feel bad for him

>what are the chances ol' Vincent got out of the slammer
he isn't going to jail because he didn't do anything

Have sex

there's a lot of people to feel bad for user, a pederast with child porn on his phone, and a predilection for diddling kids isn't one of them.

better'a watch them wurds pardner,

else you find yerself havin' to draw

With someone who’s of age, just to be clear.

Kinda this. I can ALMOST feel bad for him. But...he did what he did.

I haven't seen this picture in years. Holy shit.
>that dumb jokerman font still gets me.

Almost heaven, Wet Vagina
Blue balls throbbing, spermatozoa giver
Consent age's too old there, older than I please
Younger than the law ordains, I'm blowing like the seas

Cunny roads, take my bone
To the place where I moan
Wet Vagina, minor mama
Take my bone, cunny roads

All my fantasies gather 'round her
Hansen's lady, stranger to big iron
Dark and lusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of Adderall, teardrop in my eye

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what happened to the older memes?

its all zoomers now

what i would give for an americlap burger meme :DDDDD fug

Brilliant

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anybody got the recent pic?

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So he went gay.

Cant find it, but he has facial hair now. Think he might be fatter. Looks like that boogie guy a little.

310 Pounds to Yuma

which fucking episode was this?

Cursed footage, never saw the light of day.

this was just last year

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is that you ambrosio? you come back lookin' for more after the last?

One last job. Grab the cunny, and head off into the sunset.

lads

drive.google.com/file/d/10-UeXFnveBUM24aqy-WgOzQlJ0Dv8jZW/view

come back to put a rope round your skinny neck, Hanson...

>wow I found the google drive link off of reddit
>I'd better flex on these 4channers lmao

The Lone Diddler
Cunny Range
The Man Who Entrapped Vincent Ambrosia
Blazing Chatlogs
How the Cunny was Won
Cunnyrado

lol

Big Vin was last seen hightailing it into indian territory with some fresh cunny across the back of his horse

High Poon

>just spreading the gospel of HvP.
>hurrr flexing on 4chaners

Get some help.

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>in this town there lived a virgin by the name of Texas Ped
>cunny often on his mind, he sought that many cuns in bed
>he was lonely and frustrated for a youth of just nineteen
>and he visited that day to get all sticky by a tween
>sticky by a tween

WHEN A COWBOY TRADES HIS SPURS FOR CUFFS

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skin that smoke wagon.

me

>true girth

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Decoy Down Under
A Million Ways to Beat Conviction

She was a comely young adult and not without prospects. Therefore it was heartbreaking to Mr. Chris Hansen that she would enter into chatrooms with Vincent Ambrosio, a known sexual predator and pederast, a man of notoriously voracious and intemperate appetite. When she fled, it was not at fear as Hansen might have expected, but of laughter. That was 2016.

Some years later, Mr. Christopher Hansen made the arduous journey to Connecticut to release the last video of his only remaining predator.

Vincent Ambrosio had long since been restrained from the children...some said to San Francisco where it was rumored he prospered in dry goods.

And there was nothing on the tape label to explain to Mr. Hansen why his best decoy had laughed at a known sexual predator and pederast, a man of notoriously voracious and intemperate appetite.

wait was she actually laughing in the corner in the garage

just saw a screen cap couldn't tell if she was laughing or just in shock

>pic
youtu.be/ynkZ9O1D4jY

Dances with Cunny
Little Big Girl
Cunny .25
The Ballad of Busted Mugs

>take away the cowboy hat and he morphs into a regular pedo

BECAUSE YOUR NINE
I WALK THE LINE

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>Hell of a thing, entrapping a man
>Take away all the cunny he's ever had, and every bit he might have

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FEELIN UNKNOWN AND YOU'RE ALL ALONE

>Pain or virginity don't end the world. Or despair or fucking entrapment. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.

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underrated

how do I achieve this look?

Reminder that none of these men did anything wrong.

He acknowledges how weird it is

That's a wall cabinet not a grandfather clock, you can't even see the clock's hands.

They get probation unless they have other offenses or self-incriminate.

The show is purely for schadenfreude.

its sad how you all laugh at this guy when it just as easily could have been you that got entrapped by hansen and his goons

>he actually thinks there are pedophiles on 4chin
nigga we're all just pretending

>pedo
the girl's 19

>not the superior version
youtube.com/watch?v=K5tVbVu9Mkg

Texans

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dear god...Vince threads are the best

For what? He didn't do anything.

In the hearts and minds of anons

yep..its funny allll the way up until Sherrif Hansen shows up..then its like a totally different movie

I WAS A HIGHWAYMAN
ALONG THE CHAT ROOMS I DID RIDE
WITH KNIFE AND CELL PHONE BY MY SIDE
MANY A CUNNY LOST HER BAUBLES TO MY TRADE
MANY A REPORTER SHED HIS LIFEBLOOD ON MY BLADE
THE BASTARDS ENTRAPPED ME IN THE SPRING OF TWENTY-FIVE
BUT I AM STILL ALIVE

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>There would be no eulogies for Chris. No photographs of his body would be posted on imageboards. No NEETs would crowd the threads on a Friday night to see shitposts about him. No knowyourmeme articles would be written about him, no memes would be named after him. No one would ever pay $20 to post about him without completing a captcha. His wife would file for divorce, his landlord would evict him, but Chris Hansen would only lay on the floor and look at the ceiling, the light going out of his eyes, before he could find the right words.

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JUST THINK OF TAHITI, ARTHUR
ALL THE CUNNY YOU CAN DREAM OF
I JUST NEED A LITTLE GODDAMN FAITH
ONE MORE BIG TAKE AND WE'RE OFF TO THE CUNNY-FILLED BEACHES OF TAHITI

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Why did I read this with the Old Country Road melody??

>Hello, Chris

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I think Hansen was worried by Vince reaching towards his side to potentially draw a gun, not the knife itself. He didn't do anything threatening with the knife but in that situation it's possible the pedo decides "Fuck it, my life is over anyways" and blows away Hansen then himself.

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Beats me. Haven't actually watched the damn thing.

youtube.com/watch?v=Rkr2AbyVnIk
Early one morning
With cunny to slay

Redpill me on tween girls, are they really like the 40 year old men pretending to be them online to trap NEETS make them seem like?

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this dude seriously couldn't find some pathetic fat fuck his own age. I'm sure he could of landed some 20-30 year old land whale at gamestop that would of been into him

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this is a dead meme

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Do you think Vinny is already running his own prison gang?

>The Entrapment of Vincent Ambrosia By The Coward Chris Hansen
my sides

why are the decoys always so brave? the nervousness instead of fear just makes them more cute

Read his chat logs. They're cringey enough to turn off landwhales.

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what a smug looking cunt

There's a man, going round, taken hams.

Read the chat logs dude. There was another 20 something year old girl he was chatting with, and seemed more interested in, but when he told the (((Decoy))) about this she got really insulted and started giving him the cold shoulder.
He is still a pedo, but it was a pretty scummy move by Hansen.

I can't believe no one has found a way to improve my shit image so both sides are of near equal size.

AND HE DECIDES
THAT HES FAT
AND NOT BLAME

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Shitty edits are what give Yea Forums its charm. Not everything needs to be perfect. Besides, it still perfectly conveys the comparison even if the size is fucked.

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3 to 10 a slave

The Hateful 8yo

Is it autistic if you wear a cowboy hat in your late 20's?

If you're an outdoorsman and you live in a rural area or a small town, no. If you're a fat loser NEET or you live in a city, yes.

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youtu.be/DIw_nV5g9yA

kek

I THINK ABOUT THE THING I'VE DONE, I KNOW IT WASN'T RIGHT, THEY'LL SET THE CUNNY LOSE TOMORROW, BUT THEY'RE ENTRAPPIN ME TONIGHT, ENTRAPPIN ME TONIGHT

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He's not running the gang, more of a scrappy young gun learning the ropes of cunny wrangling

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>Where Pedos Dare
>3:10 to County (Jail)
>Unforgiven (by society)
>Chatpaloosa
>Ambrosio (Un)Chained
>Hang Him High
>Dances wit Hansen
>Little Big (Wo)Man
>Blazing Bladder

Here here pardner

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>tfw no decoy gf

Sent pick related to what he believed to be a 12 y.o girl. Drove an hour to a sting house where a camera crew, Chris Hansen, and police were waiting. DRESSED AS A FUCKING COWBOY. And also he went full retard breaking down for sympathy when interviewed.

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I'll sing you a true song of Vinnie the Kid
I'll sing of some desperate deeds that he did
'Way out in Connecticut long long ago
When a man's only chance was his own forty-four

When Vinnie the Kid was a very young lad
In old Fairfield city he went to the bad
'Way out in the West with a cunny in his mind
Of the age of twelve years he did wish the girl was

Was on a sad night when poor Vinnie entrapped
He said in the chatroom, "I'm not satisfied
There's twenty one men I have put bullets through
Sheriff Chris Hansen must make twenty two!"

I might even wind up in Connecticut
And visit a cute little miss
A sweet little cunny I used to know
And I might even stop long enough to meet Chris

Out in the west Texas town of El Pedo, I fell in love with an underage girl, night time would find me in Hansens cantina, music would play and the cunny would whirl
younger than teen was the age of the cunny, wicked and evil she casted her spell, my love was deep for this underage female, I was in love but in vain I could tell
ONE NIGHT A WILD OLD COWBOY CAME IN, WILD AS THE WEST TEXAS WINNNNNNNNNNNNND, DASHING AND DARING A CAMERA WAS SHARING WITH THIS LITTLE PRE-TEEN, THE GIRL THAT I LOVED, SO IN ANGER, I CHALLENGED HIS RIGHT FOR THE HAND OF THE CUNNY, DOWN WENT HIS HAND FOR THE CAMERA HE WORE, TURNS OUT THE WHOLE THING WAS ALL JUST A SETUP, HANSEN HAD BACKUP AND SAVED THE YOUNG WHORE...

This town ain't big enough for Hansen and Predator

Vincent Ambrosio for starters

>Hey stud, you just blow into town?

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Underaged

He's rustling cunny on the plains of Texas

This was posted once upon a time

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Vincent and the rest of these idiots were operating under the belief they were talking to and arriving to meet someone underage--well underage. I can't tell if you are trolling or are just dumb because like clockwork you idiots come out and start making claims as if you understand what is legally allowable. You didn't go to law school because you would know what an inchoate crime is. But you didn't go to law school and instead use the only term you know which is entrapment. Entrapment is an affirmative defense and a court will decide if state action was so persuasive and unreasonable that even a non-pedo would have been enticed to communicate sexually and arrive at the house. Again, go to law school.

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kekeroni

>It was two children not three

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>has no friends & his family is sickened by him

>kek

beyond based

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Back when Yea Forums was mostly left wing

I do. You can pull off pretty much any looks as long as you’re /fit/, tall and have charisma

>Literally me but I'm only a pedo ironically

>Says he dresses dumb
>Dresses like that daily(presumably)
Why

REACH OUT AND TOUCH KIDS
>BUM BUM BUM BA BUM BUM

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If you wear a cowboy hat after 1899 you're autistic
But if you're an outdoorsman or an actual cowboy, godspeed

>Dick is smaller than a toothbrush
Wow

Top fucking kek

i really hope he somehow sees these threads
it's the exact punishment he needs

I keep that thang on me

>Toothbrush is 5 inches
His dick has to be like 3.5 inches

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bitchute.com/video/IsHa8bjVh2XD/
Skip to 00:53

He should start his own thread. DO IT VINCENT YA YELLABELLIED COWARD

>GO AND TELL THAT MIDNIGHT RIDER
Tell the rambler
The gambler...

>that subhuman "veteran" that claimed PTSD made him a pedo

How did someone like that even get into the military?

That'll do I suppose.

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Beautiful.

Based

>what i would give for an americlap burger meme
The anti-american dream is still alive on /int/

Hansen, you ain't got a Cow's sense of this situation here. You see, I'm the one with the equalizer. You ain't nary a rod. You best be ready to paint your nose with old scratch, because you'll be making tracks to the bone orchard soon enough. Now, where's your slummy? It's hot as a whorehouse on nickel-night and I'm sharp-set. This thumb buster is up to snuff and wolfish so HAND HER OVER!

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The grandfather clock represents the perp and the small plant inside represents the lil decoy

...

>get a ruler and measure your slit
what did he mean by this?

K E K
E
K

A fistful of parole dollars

When a girl gets to be full grown
The very first thing she learns
Is when two men go out to face each other
Only one returns

What do you mean?

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Holy shit I stopped watching when he started crying.

No Cunny for Fat Men

He did, he started a ranch with his friend who has terminal lumbago.
But he went after a bunch more cunny and the federal government finally tracked him down.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD47OJU6RH4

Why do retards ever talk to the police in these interrogations? They are there to fuck you over you can gain absolutely nothing by talking to them if you are guilty.

The Sheriff went down to the saloon and got himself a posse to hunt down Tex but what they didn’t realise that Tex had his big iron on his hip and was taking the cunny

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Saddle up

Boner Tomahawk

Lol he's even pushing the toothbrush far into his stomach to make his little dick not look so small

Looks like some good wood

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The decoy should've replied back and asked him to measure his piss slit

>We can't always fight nature, Chris. We can't fight change. We can't fight gravity. We can't fight nothing. My whole life, Chris, all I ever did was fight. But I can't give up neither. I can't fight my own nature. That's the paradox, Chris. You see?
>When I'm gone they'll just find another monster. They have to. Because they have to justify their wages. Our time is passed, Chris.

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Has there ever been a female predator?

ARTHUR, I’ve got a cunny! Trust me

YOU IMPLORE ME, CHRIS?

I’m not stupid enough to fuck a minor in the Jewnited Mistakes

Your hand's upon
A little cun, and you're
Looking down the camera

Your jacket's warm,
And the seams are torn, and they've
Given you a reason to cry

You always have a plan, Vin

CUNNY IN TAHITI

Yeah who ever came up with Vince Cassidy and the grown adult kid is probably so handsome, charming, witty, funny and gets every woman he wants

>be 18 going on 19
>know hot 16 year old from high school
>she and I flirted a lot
>calls me cute
>invites me over to do math homework
I live in Idaho so it would technically be legal but I'm too much of a pussy to do it.

I only knew this guy from Yea Forums and just now I watched the episode. Fuck that shit is depressing. I was expecting just a weirdo with a cowboy hat.

His interrogation is even better. He admits to letting some old guy plow him because he was so desperate to not be a virgin.

I didn't hear him say that in the interrogation

One thing I really don’t get is how they were able to question Vincent without telling him he could have a lawyer.

There's a 33 minute version

Anyone have this pic but with like a wheatfield background?

Checked and keked

I live in WY and people wear them all the time, but they aren't fat NEETs

>This is a good one...

Cunny rustlers

Kek

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I was just pointing out that the term 'pedo' is a misnomer in this case, not a controversial statement.

Hansen himself has said that the show isn't going after pedos:
npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=6870926?storyId=6870926

As for entrapment, some cases are 100% entrapment, others are borderline:
rollingstone.com/tv/tv-news/to-catch-a-predator-the-new-american-witch-hunt-75418

The guys get probation unless they self-incriminate or have other offenses.

Somebody should make a transcript - I realize there are subtitles but tl;dw.

Military is full of faggots, user.

lol she offered him a cupcake