Who is better: Jeremy Kyle or Dr. Phil?

Who is better: Jeremy Kyle or Dr. Phil?

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It's your thread, OP

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How many people has Dr Phil killed?

Trisha

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Jezza 110%

What is this boomer powermove called in Britain, britbros?

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boomers can't die out soon enough

Dr. Pill has a very powerful, high energy presence, despite almost never showing his true strength. He wins over all.

>and the lie detector results are in
>jeremy does a turkey like walk toward the guy in the chair, his eyes bulging as he sucks in hips lips while smiling
>want to know mate? Mate? Mate? Mate do you want to know?
>starts hopping around the chair and slapping his knees
>it says YOURE A FILTHY FUCKING LIAR MATE, THE KIDS YOURS
>audience gasp and boo as jeremy does a sort of standing worm like movement around the chair, his eagle like eyes darting across the room
>FILTHY FUCKING LIAR MATE! MATE! LOOK AT ME FACE UP TO WHAT YOUVE DONE YOU PRICK!
>man slightly moves so jeremy darts at Mach 5 toward the body guards
>TRY IT THEN MATE
>curls into a ball and bounces off the stage ceiling and floor like a ping pong saying “PATHETIC!” as he flies by
>lands standing on the arms of the sofa and squats down right in the guys face
>what’ve you got to say for yourself then mate? Let’s hear it! Say something mate!
>before he can respond jeremy motions the crowd to boo and literally sits on the guys lap, wrapping his legs around his waist
>what you’re gonna do mate, you’re gonna go back there, own up, and fucking apologise, right? AM I RIGHT
>crowd cheers as some slag on the screen wipes tears smiling
>man itches his face
>jeremy screams like a banshee and levitates to the back of the studio screaming as 50 body guards rush out and beat the man to death
>after this is finished, he slowly floats back onto the stage
>can you believe these people? Get laid? I’d rather get PAID mate!
>audience laughs

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>my son had a sex change
>person that looks like a linebacker with a 5oclock shadow walks in wearing a dress

I have to admit the father's face got to me this time

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Shit comparison. Jeremy's American equivalent is Steve Wilkos not Dr. Phill

How to obtain unhappy roundface Asian gf??

KEEP IT IN YOUR BLOODY PANTS MATE!!!!

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This is brilliant.

Dr. Phil but Kyle was based for calling out his audience’s misandry

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those fucking chairs, he looks like a child in a suit

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Isn't he The General from Prison Break?

I like brit slags but jeremy kyle is terrible.

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Jezz no doubt.

All American """"Reality TV"""" is staged. The people you see on Jeremy Kyle are as legit as it gets. They get the scummiest fucking people in Britain and put their issues/disputes on TV. It's IRL kino.

dr phil is a child abuser

kek

he's Dr Kill

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Did she died?

AT THE END OF THE DAY

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Dr. Pig

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I remember this episode

who's this munchable morsel of a slagette

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Yes.

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>yfw never be in between those cheeks

BASICALLY AT THE END OF THE DAY TO BE HONEST JERUMEH

Based

god I love soap slags.

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me too

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>waaaah why doesn't anyone over 30 accept my disgusting mental illness

Remember when Rachel Shenton from Hollyoaks won an Academy Award? Good times.

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She has a lovely smile. Kind of interesting how many of her projects involve deafness(Switched at Birth and The Silent Child) because one of her parents was deaf.

remember when she got nude on Hollyoaks Later
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Such is the life of a Hollyoaks actress.

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