NOOOOO SAM YOU CAN'T JUST SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT SMEAGOL

NOOOOO SAM YOU CAN'T JUST SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT SMEAGOL

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This isn't healthy behavior.

I hate this site

you should make one of sam with the greentext about potatoes

>I'll do it! I will take the lot!

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Leave retard

DRAG HIS ASS SIS

I wish I could, but then I remember when this site didn't have retarded children spouting unfunny memes and think maybe one day it will get better.
Could you do an old man a favor and off yourself?

this is funny haha what is this meme called?

no one:

literally nobody:

not a single soul:

frodo: SaM ApOloGisE tO sMEaGoL

>In the earliest chapters of the first book, Gandalf is careful to explain that Gollum was more or less a hobbit before discovering the ring, and that Bilbo showing mercy towards Gollum not only saved Gollum's life but preserved Bilbo's long-term sanity and "goodness", he also emphasizes that Gollum will have an important part to play before this is all over
>You people: OMG WHY IS FRODO BEING NICE TO GOLLUM

>book

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He says it in the film too

Zoomers get out

cringe

It's explained in the movies too, but in the movies Gollum's origin is shown in Return of the King rather than The Fellowship of the Ring. Also unless I have a really bad memory, Gandalf talks with Frodo about Gollum, Bilbo, and pity in the first movie.

he never tells frodo that gollum was a hobbit relative, it's only shown to the audience

>Nothing ever dampens your spirits does it Sam

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He tells him about the other stuff.

in the end, gollum was the real hero

> he thinks we discuss television & film here

>My dear Sam

>he never tells frodo that gollum was a hobbit relative
Frodo literally says, in the movie The Two Towers, "you were not so different from a hobbit once". Even if it apparently happened offscreen, Gandalf did tell Frodo that Gollum used to be a hobbit or something very close to it.

>Oh Sam

SAM WAS A FAG
SMEAGOL DID NOTHING WRONG
90801520942 DEAD ELVES
FUCK THE SHIRE

go off, king

>sam was a fag
>impregnates the fuck out of Rose right after he gets home

share the load

Why didn't they just ask Tom Bombadil and Goldberry to take them to Mordor?
>Tom is clearly a Maiar-tier being at the very least
>Has 0 temptation towards the ring
>So insanely powerful that the only reason they don't just give him the ring is that he would probably just lose it
>Doesn't care about anything other than his smoking hot wife
The whole quest could have been completed in like a month. Ol Tommy Bombadillo singing songs and rawdogging Goldberry every night, casually wiping out Nazgul, and at the end when Frodo goes full retard Tom can just push him into Orodruin and that's the end of it