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Dany!
unbelievable cute
Extremaly cute
nth for rightful King of Planetos
Daily reminder that the ending was approved by martin and the book will end in similar fashion.
Based. Fuck Starks and fuck Bambiratheons
cutest queen
>fuck GRRM
>fuck D&D
>fuck Bran The Broken
Gwendoline, we know its you creating these threads
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Undeniably cute!
>book will end
I don't believe you
Reminder there isn't gonna be any book ending because people took a gigantic, fat, stinky dump on the show's ending.
An ending...
>long night
>75
That was the worst episode ever what the fuck
>Jon, Let’s abdicate and let Stannis take the throne, he’s the rightful king anyway
>We can live out in the country in a nice little house and we can have sex all day
What do?
The last for episodes are some of the worst shit I have ever seen. Cersei should have not been on the throne and the Night King should have made it to the Trident.
martin is never finishing the books
People still had some hope, you can see it sliding down though
>The Bells have low rating than The Long Night
Pathetic
So what exactly did the voice in the flames say?
wrong, when dany burns king's landing in the books she's going to have explosive diarrhoea as she does it
the last two images made me laugh lol
Accept and knock up my hot aunt for the rest of my days
>We'll have a son and name him Renly, so he can come back and BURN ALL BARATHEON FUCKING SHITS! FUCK STANNIS!
dragon queen? more like murder queen.
only regret is jon didn't stab her in the face so we could see her suffer.
l-lewd
How do you even fuck in that position
have sex incel
Forever young
??? it's literally impossible to put the dick in the pussy without breaking it in half
Blame the director and actors not wanting to show full nudity. They should've just focused on the making out, eye fucking and the thrusting being offscreen
I wish Stephen was my biological dad
I blame only the directors, it's understandable the actors not wanting to do a full nudity scene.
based incel
Watch it again, dumbass. They don't stay in that position.
*blocks your path*
Jon uses telekinesis to slip the dick inside the punani, i get it
The script and the director basically told them nothing in that scene, so they had to improvise. It was still hot, though.
Where is my baby, though?
I'm the man who killed Jaime lannister
my boy Euron deserved a better ending than that
>based nostalgia chick
it's not porn. they're actors.
I'm sure Kit wishes it were real.
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>0:16
If you look closely you can actually pinpoint the exact moment he got emiliapilled
He has it bad, and it's so much worse for him. He actually knows her. We just admire from afar.
Characters who never met who you would've liked to see interact?
>He actually knows her
Not only that, he actually had to LARP as her bf and kill her
Dany and Robert, so he could call her a TARGARYEN WHORE to her face.
Jon and Viserys
DRAGONSPAWN
The night king and cersei
Jaime and Ramsay
Jaime and Mel
Jaime and Bloodraven
Jaime and Victarion
Cersei and Theon
Cersei and Darkstar
Cersei and Stannis, they've obviously met off screen, but I still would have liked to see them interact.
based
When did you realize that the War of the Five Kings was the only aspect of the story that was actually thought out or well written?
Just after it ended
Far too late
>No such thing as giants.
absolutely based
>Lannisters lose over and over again
>remain on top due to plot contrivances and deus ex machina
>well-written
Get over yourself. If the Lannisters were the good guys, everybody would be calling them out on how lucky they got. Dorne didn't interfere. The Vale didn't interfere. The Baratheons fought each other. The Tyrells sided with the Lannisters because of a shadow baby. The North won every battle but lost because Catelyn, the Karstarks, and Robb were retarded (Robb was slightly less retarded in the books). The Iron Islands attacked the North for no reason.
If The War of Five Kings was a video game, how many times would one have to reload for the Lannisters to come out on top?
there weren't many large battles when the lannisters fought the northerners. from what i remember whispering wood was the largest battle and the lannisters only lost like 2k men
why lol
Immediately after I began reading A Feast for Crows
George lost the plot and lost interest
maybe because shae has been too busy having shae lick his junk
My bb!
New Preston and Carmine Podcast.
Born amidst salt and smoke? Is he a ham?
Bran the broken, is he a breakfast cereal?
Sam the slayer, is he a virgin?
The Lannisters are the good guys
lol, fuck Jon.
The Lannisters are retarded cunts who get by due to author fiat (i.e., plot contrivance).
If this series was merely about The War of The Five Kings, it would be torn apart once people looked past the characters and started examining the actual plot.
Oh, and there would still be no satisfactory ending, since all the kings died but the plot kept moving forward.
>proceeds to let Jon walk all over her
Reddit opinion. Go back to jerking off to pictures of Emilia you autist.
Kek
these ratings are basically people saying "give us more!" they had hope until the very end...
>Reddit opinion.
Not an argument, you Lannister Dindu Faggot.
The only good Lannister is a dead one except Kevan
>Based Kevan BTFOs Cersei and tells her to fuck off
>gets called in to fix her mess
Everything in fiction is a plot contrivance you autist. He literally made it all up.
I'm hoping Dany gives varys a slower death in the books
They won the battle of blackwater bay and allied with the tyrells to win. Then they allied with the Freys and orchestrated the red wedding, defeating both the Starks and the Tullys. How is that luck
That's not why people use the term "plot contrivance." We all know that it is fictional. The term is used for a plot development (or developments) that are forced or unnatural, like the Lannisters' insane luck in The War of The Five Kings.
And you call me the autist.
So your argument is literally is just you ignoring how forced the sequence of events was?
>Stannis declares himself King
>Renly declares himself King
>Tyrells, a powerful house, side with Renly
>Deus Ex Machina shadow baby kills Renly, causing Martells to switch to Lannisters
>Stannis loses as a result (and because of wildfire)
>Dorne does nothing, even though they hate the Lannisters
>Vale does nothing because of Little-fucking-finger
>Robb declares himself King
>Catelyn releases Jaime for free
>Freys demand TWO marriages from their liege lords
>Robb breaks marriage contract (conspiracy involved, but point remains)
>Karstarks kill Lannister prisoners, causing Robb to lose Karstarks
>Boltons and Freys betray Robb, killing him and removing another enemy
This is "The 12 Angry Men Defense." The defense says, "Well, this could have happened, and this could have happened, AND this could have happened," without realizing that the full scope of their defense is wildly improbable and unreasonable to believe in. AS A WHOLE, The Lannisters got insanely lucky. Period.
*Tyrells to switch to Lannisters
The Tyrells didn't just switch to the Lannisters, they were convinced by Littlefinger, his ingenuity helped the Lannisters to win the war.
Melisandres magic is not a plot contrivance, the Lannisters didn't get by on luck but by shrewd tactical decisions and manipulation
The worst thing about the horrendous writing from the latter seasons is that they leave no room for discussion, there's no point in talking about any of it because the answer is always "they kind of forgot about it", there's nothing you can do but sit and be exasperated
>Melisandres magic is not a plot contrivance
Absolutely, it is. Fucking Melisandre even offers Davos, who has no King's Blood, to make a shadow baby with her, so why can't anybody make one? She used the truck twice but never again. Why? Bullshit copout.
>Lannisters didn't get by on luck but by shrewd tactical decisions and manipulation
Oh, so your argument is that they are Mary Sue's who plan for shit that one cannot possibly account for?
Liking The War of The Five Kings is fine, but don't act like it was some standalone or, more importantly, realistic depiction of war. Be glad that you got your ice demons, tree wizards, dragons, and prophecies, because this series would have never have been as popular if you didn't.
>Oh, so your argument is that they are Mary Sue's who plan for shit that one cannot possibly account for?
No, they saw opportunities and took them.
preston & carmine laughing at dragon demands in the new podcast
Why?
>Give me just half a second. What the fuck
Anyone know what that clip was from?
The problem is all the opportunities they got in the first place. Plot. Contrivance. Everything went their way so they could win.
They also had no control over:
>Renly declaring himself King
>the Tyrells siding with Renly
>Stannis killing Renly with a shadow baby
>Tyrells switching to Tywin instead of simply remaining neutral, unlike..
>Dorne, who did NOTHING, because "they were biding their time"
>the Vale, who did NOTHING, because "Littlefinger"
>Catelyn releasing Jaime
>Karstarks killing Lannister prisoners
>Freys being assholes from the jump
>Boltons playing both sides from the jump
The Lannisters got LUCKY. That's it and that's all. It was a perfect storm of things going well for them, despite losing multiple battles. Tywin got lucky. Things fell into his lap.
You don't like having your expectation subverted?
Aemon and Daenerys
>what is character development?
>everything went their way
>despite losing multiple battles
t. (((Weiss))). And see
Tbh if were in Jon’s place, I woulda just made sweet sweet love to Dany and became her consort. I imagine you could do much worse with your life.
You clearly have seething anti Lannister anger
>Tbh if were in Jon’s place, I woulda just made sweet sweet love to Dany and became her consort
Any male with normal test levels would
If I was in Jon's place I would've never bent the knee. I'd have proposed a marriage of alliances that would take place in the Godswood of Winterfell. But would've stilled banged her on the ship ride back to the North. Now the North has to accept her as Queen and Sansa can sit the fuck down
Unironically how can one man be so based?
To be fair, from Danys POV, it would have looked a lot like Euron’s proposal and an attempt for Jon to get the throne for himself and marginalize her as a ruling power.
A proposal before Winterfell would have been tactless and Jon would’ve known that. And if his dialogue is to be believed, he doesn’t want a throne.
>rom Danys POV, it would have looked a lot like Euron’s proposal and an attempt for Jon to get the throne for himself and marginalize her as a ruling power
Dany literally left Daario behind with the idea of marrying someone for alliances in Westeros. Jon is the best chance she has, Tyrion vouches for him already, she's heard his story and how he became king, who raised him and they're already in love. He'd be perfect as a consort. If she can trust him as just an ally, someone who goes to capture a wight personally at his own risk or someone who's bent the knee, she can trust him as a husband.
>would have been tactless
Why? Much easier to accept the Targaryen as the wife of their King instead of as the person their king bent the knee to. Brings the North back into the fold and on a much more equal plane like Dorne did to join the Seven Kingdoms, and from their perspective he can more easily influence her as a husband and King than as a Warden.
Would have been tactless to approach Dany and her entourage with a power sharing situation so soon. Not in the regards to selling a Targ to the North.
Well when I said I would've proposed an alliance of marriage I meant after the Wight Hunt incident and after the ship scene where he originally bent the knee. At that point they're already close, feelings are obvious, I would've comforted her some other way than "how about my queen" as if telling her I find her worthy of that should make her feel better about losing her kid, and discussed marriage.
>And I will take what is mine! With fire and blood, I will take it!
What did she mean by this?
>the bad things she says are true
>the good things are lies
What did user mean by this?
>tyrion has a reputation as most hated man in the country
>been wrong about everything since season 5
>im gonna make him hand
Bran really doesn't give a fuck
The more chaos, the more beautiful rape.
The six kingdoms will tear each other apart to get the throne and subjugate the others, the people of king's landing will starve and resort to atrocities, sansa all by herself will be vulnerable like never before and at the mercy of dozens of young/old, fat/twig, ugly Lords she has to appease one way or another. Thousands and thousands of instances of rape all across Westeros for years to come. And Daenerys would've prevented this and more if Bran hadn't broken her and Jon up, she needed to be stopped
Was actually a pretty good vid all things considered.
Holy FUCK this general is deader than ever
So which bannerman does Sansa marry to shore up support in the North? Glover or Wylis Manderly?
She carries out the proud tradition of Kings in the North marrying a foreign whore and brings home Jalabhar Xho
I would've never imagined it'd be a friday night of all times for /got/ to die.
Everyone kinda forgot about marriage
True. Even Sam's kid will be a bastard
Daario more like.
the jews have to destroy the family unit even in fictional settings
>Causes a bunch of wars and hoards all the food before winter
Nothin personal realm
So if she can’t insult Dany further by having Jon she’ll take Dany’s former squeeze instead
>creates the slag of the north just to be sure.
She obviously runs on mostly spite these days.
*blocks your path*
I dunno my guy, she was like 14, we all say stupid shit at that age.
Never forget
>dany: am I only your queen
>Jon: ....................................
>Dany: dude let it be fear then lmao
>Jon: ok nice, I’ll see you tomorrow
One episode later after KL is ashes
Jon: you can hardly blame her, she lost her dragon and friends, you don’t know what’s it’s like
What’s the point of defending her and acting you love her if you couldn’t offer a simple hug when she needed it most
>You want a good girl but you need the bad poosey
It took them 2 years to do this shit
>Threads pruned at image limit
The janitor on duty tonight is a super flaming faggot.
apologise
/got/ is finally dead.
RIP
the Emilia fags won.
Why would Emiliachads want /got/ dead?
WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE
Glorious
worst miscast
Tomorrow is another day
What did they win? Getting every fucking thread they make deleted and b&s?
And we'll be here to do our part all week
>literal pajeet
and we'll be there to defend her. We swore a vow
bipolar girls are best girls
Would still wife
what's west of westeros?
More like a couple of hours when janny gets bored and goes back watching anime
No sport otherwise, godspeed my mentally ill friend. Celeb worship is not Yea Forums
westwesteros
Muh qween
what a disgusting whore
you can tell she's aristocracy meanwhile Sophie is obviously a slag
Nothing. All the maps stop there because you'll literally fall off the edge. That's why none of the Ironborn who sailed west ever came back.
The ending is shit and everyone knows it, no one really cared who was king at the end. Bran was incompetent, he made a mistake alerting the night king which got the 3er killed and required him to rush his training, this should've resulted in him being unprepared to face the night king who's waited patiently for thousands of years, fuck King bran
>Celeb worship is not Yea Forums
Where do you think we are? Waifu threads are part of Yea Forums's lifeblood. Remember MEW, the various cunnies, ASR?
Knowing she has a huge sweet tooth, it might be chocolate. Might be.
its period blood
I’d eat emilia’s shit
Most unironical *Rent Free* i've seen all year
Bravo user
Thankfully the books will never be finished and the ending can be whatever we want it to be. Even if some niece or nephew gets the rights and gives the go ahead to write more we can dismiss the successors
those ovaries need to be put to work already
I want to see the entire series recreated in this style.
The fact cancer and trans people exist and are more prevalent by the second doesn't make it a good thing. Try again.
Jon and Bobby, instead of that S1 scene of Jaime mocking the Night's Watch, we get Bobby goes talk to Jon so he can interact with the "evidence of Ned Stark forgetting his honor" while Ned sweats in the background.
lewd
Does he choke her occasionally so he can live out his fantasies of being Tyrion?
at least they got her proportions right.
very lewd
>chaos is a rape ladder
What does this look convey?
>clean out my GOT folder
>it literally just has emilia clarke pictures in it
What ingenuity? "Hey you want your daughter to be queen? How about she marries the unmarried Joffrey?"
They could have easily achieved that alliance with a fucking raven.
You say that like it's a bad thing, fren.
but rises stronger.
Ramsey and Karl "the fookin legend of gin alley" Tanner
That Jon is either a selfish lover or fucked her into oblivion
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Embrace it.
This finally broke me. I can't handle this level of cuteness.
Did absolutely nothing, and then died. lol.
Oh shit, wrong webm.
>Robb won't bend the knee to the person he knows is and would be the rightful heir should Joffrey and the Lannisters be toppled
>but wants to avenge his honorable father and tries to honorably marry a Westershit to not have a bastard
Fucking tullyshit deserved death
>There's nothing more powerful than a good story. Nothing can stop it. No enemy can defeat it. And who has a better story...
>than Stannis Baratheon!
I have a better idea
Robb was a 15 year old who got swept into Kingship of the North by his bannermen. He should have teamed up with Stannis and killed the Lannisters, which is all he really wanted to do
I found the events that started the War even more retarded plot contrivances
>Jon Arryn and Stannis find out that Robert's kids are incest bastards
>LF tells Lysa to kill Jon Arryn right before he can do anything about it and she does it because she only cares about LF's dick
>Jon Arryn dies giving a cryptic message instead of "LANNISTER INCEST BASTARDS" or "THE QUEEN IS FUCKING HER BROTHER"
>LF tells Lysa to tell Cat that her husband's seemingly natural death was the Lannisters fault for no reason but she does it because she only cares about LF's dick
>Bran happens to nearly get killed by Lannisters right when his parents are suspecting them
>Joff sends an assassin armed with valyrian steel to kill Bran because of unrelated retarded reasons, leaves no trace and it all makes Ned and Cat suspect even more that the fall was no accident
>Stannis fucks off to Dragonstone because he is butthurt about not being named hand of the king leaving his brother surrounded by the people that he thinks murdered Jon Arryn
>LF decides to put the entire blame of Bran's murder attempt on a harmless drunk midget
>Cat happens to run into said harmless drunk midget on an inn on her way home where she decides to kidnap him with no evidence
>One of the strongest men of the entire realm dies to a fucking pig even when having the supposed greatest bodyguard in history protecting him
>Sansa fucks up all her father's plans by telling Cersei that he means to send her and Arya away
>Renly takes away from the capital every single man loyal to Robert and Storm's End because he is a faggot that thinks he should be king depite being fourth in line
>Robert names Ned as regent without any other witnesses around that might support Ned later when Cersei says "nuh huh"
>If you look outside the walls of your city, you'll find thousands of Northmen who I will command to attack as soon as you let me leave here instead of keeping me hostage or killing me if you want to harm Jon
What did Sansa mean by this?
>You are a bastard, a reek-fucking, sadist bastard
It was little finger that sent the assassin
*easily takes out all of Qyburn's anti-dragon weapons along with the best fleet and army money can buy*
lol
It was Joffrey. D&D are retarded considering even in the script George wrote for The Lion and the Rose that he submitted to D&D he had Tyrion work it out that it was Joffrey
Isn’t the Valyrian steel dagger little Finger’s? Why and how would Joffrey arrange it?
Reminds me of running across the rooftops of Gran Soren in Dragon's Dogma.
It wasn't Littlefinger's, it was Robert's. Littlefinger lied about it's origins. Joffrey heard Robert saying death would be a mercy for Bran and being a sadistic retard though hiring an assassin and giving him one of his dad's valyrian daggers would be a good thing to do. Yes, George is retarded too
Bobby traveled with all his weapons; he had piles of them that were gifts that he never used.
Joffrey just made an unfortunate choice.
In the show which also doesn't make sense because LF was thousands of miles away with no way to hire assassins
In the books it was Joffrey because apparently drunk Bobby says within earshot of him that his best friend's son would be better off dead and Joff thought that his dad would love him more by sending some random retard to kill Bran anonymously.
It makes so much more sense that it would Littlefinger who hired the assassin. Wasn’t Joffrey only like 14? How would he hire an assassin? George is a hack
>of all the knives my dad's been gifted, let me take this very distinguished cool looking one with the fancy hilt and blade
George is truly retarded. It's one thing to later regret the fact it was a valyrian steel dagger it's another to make it a valyrian steel dagger in the first place for no real reason
See The only explanation that makes sense is Cersei doing it.
I mean, I get how KL might have been notified by Raven of Bran and the King’s delay. But Littlefinger arranging an assassination at Winterfell from KL is a bit much
Not to mention that the assassin nearly killed LF's waifu.
Jaime pushing Bran out the tower was kind of stupid. Who would have actually believed Bran?
Mance sent the assassin you fucking plebs
Ned already hated lannister fucking shits, he would've.
Rayder?
yes
Why would he do that?
He didn't believe Arya when told him that she heard people in the crypts conspiring against him
an assassin who happened to be wielding a Valyrian steel dagger that LF lost to Tyrion Lannister in a bet?
to provoke the starks into conflict so he could invade the norf easier
based retard Ned.
Same reason he made up a letter with Bolton seal to bait Jon into abandoning the Night's Watch, for the lulz
Neither Tyrion nor LF ever had that dagger
>that LF lost to Tyrion Lannister in a bet
you know this didn't actually happen, right?
Why didn’t Ned take Renly’s offer?
Because no one wants that prancing faggot as king.
nigga it was kino up until teleporting arya
so what the fuck was up with the woman LF gave a coin to, what was the fucking point
it was trash, zero fucking tension because all the good guys did was lose yet somehow nobody important gets killed
He is autistic about protecting kids to the point that he thinks that he fought against Aerys to put an end to the murder of children
Ned was a stannisbro
>nobody important got killed
I stand by my statement.
Had Jorah lived, he might have been able to stop Dany from torching KL
Barristan and Jorah both being alive would have really changed things.
Mah boy, look what they did to mah boy.
Which is why he had to die. D&D originally wanted him to be with Jon taking the black and going North with the Wildlings but couldn't work out how to make that possible with Dany still going mad. That's how you know the circumstances of her death and madness were changed from what George wanted. All the fit their own season 2 OC
Barristan couldn't do shit to stop the massive fuck-up that was Meereen's administration
I mean, that's why they killed him. Wasn't Barristan's plan just to burn down the gates and attack with the Unsullied?
alright I'm willing to believe what you say, but where did some filthy toothless peasant get an extremely rare and valuable borderline-magical weapon for an assassination?
mance was in robert's convoy and robert didn't really give a shit about his horde of weapons so nobody noticed it was missing when mance stole it
and to add to that when gurm was writing the story he had no idea how rare and valuable he was going to eventually make valyrian steel which is why the characters at the time are only going "hmm, this is a fancy dagger" instead of "holy shit this thing is worth a kingdom"
Thank you. I remember this now. Mance disguised as a bard in Winterfell more than once.
Alright, very plausible.
But why would Mance want Bran dead at that junction in the story? Or at all?
well
a) wildlings see it fully as a mercy to kill a cripple, even many northerners and southerners express this sentiment to some extent
b) chaosh, so he can invade easier
So what's gonna happen to the Wall and the Watch now that the seasons should be getting back to normal? Will it collapse or is it so big that with spring and summer being short now the short winter will be enough to keep it stable? Looking at the flashback to the Night King being made, North of the Wall used to be pretty green so pretty rapid change should be expected.
Won't the North also change? With winter no longer as harsh or long, starvation won't be as large an issue, population should skyrocket to match the Southern kingdoms.
we really never got any indication on what happened to the seasons or if the NK's death stopped it from being winter
its still the geographic north...so it will be still be cold/snowy just not all the time. Think, Canada/South Alaska Just not unnaturally that way due to Night King
George said once I think that the Others and magic are the reason for the long seasons and that they'll go back to normal at the end.
I think it's also kind of implied the Walkers are the reasons for the long seasons. They create cold, bring storms, sun doesn't rise, and it was only after their creation that North of the Wall became a frozen wasteland
I don't think George cares or knows about geography to make the climates realistic or applicable. Westeros itself makes no sense in that regard, and then you look at Essos which is also retarded climate wise
I always just assumed their planet was on an unstable axis, producing seemingly erratic seasonal changes that don't coincide with revolution. I never got the impression that it had anything to do with the Others.
Why is a large chunk of the story a boring plot about Dany experiencing what ruling is like in Meereen if she never actually goes on to rule anything afterwards?
To subvert expectations. Same reason Jon also does things only a king is meant to do but doesn't wind up King either. The prove that rule is too much for simple human minds, we need to believe in a benevolent AI, failing that a hivemind of nature worshipers indifferent to human suffering and needs.
What's Bran's tax policy you might ask? hivemind has the best tax policy because it's thousands of different people coming together to agree on one thing, it's just so complicated to explain the details however that you wouldn't understand even if George did elaborate on it, so he won't
So its all one long cry about how we're not ants?
I just had a faggot dream about him. It was an alternate ending to GoT where he survives. One of the final scenes, he whips out his massive cock and ass fucks a girl. But we see it. It's huge.
Also it's a cute ending because we get a little future scene where he's training a boy dressed in red lion armor so I assume his semen dripped.
Yes. Why can't humanity just get along and unite, like ants
>I think Brexit was a mistake.
>Putting aside the specifics of the situation, and taking a long-range look, I think history shows that we do better when we join together into larger political units that embrace diversity, rather than building walls and breaking into smaller units. Alexander's empire was better than the squabbling city-states of ancient Greece that preceded it (a pity he did not live long enough to make the union with Persia permanent, and twice a pity that his successors broke it all up into smaller countries to war on each other). The thirteen American colonies were wise to join together into one large country, despite their differences, than they would have been as thirteen small ones. The nations of Europe have been fighting each other for centuries; joining together into one great multi-national nation represents real progress.
>Eventually I do hope we will be one peaceful world, like the SF writers of my youth once predicted. Terra, Old Earth, call it what you will. We're all human.
Imagine if Denny's did something like this for GoT
grease would drip down chins if you catch my meaning
How is it a faggot dream if Jaime has a heterosexual relationship and has a child in it
that's nonsense. Mance is the Stannis of the Wildlings. He's honorable (based and redpilled).
Mance wouldn't be autistically driven to kill an invalid Bran.
my chin is quite recessed from my face, allowing for a clean floor drip
Has any handsome/beautiful actor/actress ever been this fucked over by one ugly feature. In this case his nose.
>he's standing one step above her
>This moment was unforgettable. It was a small crew on that day, just a few of us out in the field. The chemistry between these two was huge, as you can see... I asked them to kiss, I suppose love was in the air, & I was just lucky enough to be there.
>Peggy Sirota, Rolling Stone
The unscripted kiss that sent him to despair...
well it's not like his motive would be to kill him for mercy, I'm just pointing out he'd have zero moral qualms with doing so
like I said, chaosh
Reminder that GRRM has already planned his ending
>Stannis beats the boltons
>Jon comes back after shireen is sacrificed due to the pink letter and Selyse and Melisandre shenanigans
>f'Aegon takes KL and kills cersei and becomes a "loved" king
>Dany leaves essos, sails to westeros, discovers f'Aegon
>Dany gets angry, burns him and KL down - maybe the whole city, maybe only the red keep, doesn't matter
>Stannis is devestated by the death of shireen, executes Selyse,
>Can't stand having Jon near him, sends him to deal with dany
>Prof. Drogon smells Jon, tells dany he's a targaryen, she fucks Jon cause george won't pass on his incest fetish
>Stannis as AA and Bran as the Prince the was promised fight the others and euron, they find some deus ex magic way to beat them
>Dany realizes she just wants to shag, convinces Jon to go back to essos, he agrees
>Stannis is king and Bran secretly controls him using his freaky mind control
>The End
Now that the dust has settled, anyone else warm up to Danerys's death? The dragon fading into the mist as the Targaryan theme drops one more time was fucking kino. Credits should have rolled right there.
Ramsay and Karl
Ramsay and Jaime
Ramsay and Ned
Ramsay and Ser Alliser
Ramsay and Melisandre
Ramsay and Stannis
Extended Ramsay and Reek/Theon scenes
Ramsay and Tywin
Ramsay killing Arya
Ramsay and everyone
I would like to see some duels between characters but I feel like the power levels in the show are fucked. I feel like Arya or Brienne of Tarth would dice anyone that's ever been in the show up like a nutri-bullet. I guess the Hound was "slower than usual" according to Arya with that bite on his neck, but still.
I have some questions about Bran.
What are his powers? How do they work?
What is a three eyed Raven?
Why is it called the three eyed Raven?
Is this character Bran, or is this character the three eyed Raven?
What motivation does the three eyed Bran have to be the king? I thought he didn't have any feelings or desires.
Why do the Lords of Westeros want Bran to be king?
What does Bran plan to do as king? What is his tax policy?
Why does being vaguely magical qualify him to be the king? Why not crown the night king? He is also vaguely magical.
Why does having a good story make him a good king? Why not crown the night king? His story is just as confusing and tropey as Bran's
Is Bran's story even good?
Is this even a character, or is it just a plot device on wheels?
"I am the three eyed Raven" is not, in fact, a sufficient description of your character and his motivations. Because you never explained what a three eyed Raven is, you might as well have had him say "I am spaghetti". If Bran had said "I am spaghetti" and this was the given explanation of his entire character and character motivations, I would be equally or less confused. At least I know what spaghetti is.
The TER is just some uber-warg or something that can access all memories of all... life? Or at least all people. As far as I know controlling animals and looking at memories is all this dude can do. He should definitely not have been King, that's retarded. He should be an archivist or something the King can go to for council or to see if someone fucking with him is lying, etc.
Rickon and pretty much any of his family members really.
Remember when everyone was looking forward to the Dany/Arya meeting because Arya loved the stories of the Targaryen princess's and they were both strong female characters.
Ha JK we dont trust YOUR queen
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Daenerys and Stannis - they're really similar in a lot of ways but complete opposites in others, so it would have been interesting
Bran needed someone to get the rid of that horrible throne. It wasn't mobile like his.
It's almost as if she learned reality is not a song by watching them destroy a full city before her eyes.
Absolutely based, I support Bran as king now.
Friendly reminder that Jaime is evil and Jaimefags are the worst.
>fucking your sister is justified
>cucking the King and starting a civil war because of your incest babies is justified
>throwing a kid out a window and putting him in the hands of the evil Bloodraven is justified
yikes
How can George think that an 11-year-old tree wizard, with dubious origins and intentions, would make a good king?
In the show, he's just a creep with zero charisma. Jon and Dany ruling would have been way better, but GRRM's shit ending had to be reached. Bran can be Master of Spies or Coin. He doesn't need any role ruling.
No one unironically likes Targshits, they just think their dragons were pretty cool.
Bloodraven is the one who forced Jaime/Cersei to happen through mental influence, hence Bran getting pushed out the window to become Bloodraven's new vessel. Whoever wanted Bran dead also wanted to stop Bloodraven from attaining a new body, so who would that be?
Jon from last season wouldn't have let things get this bad, but he disappeared and was replaced with an impostor.
It's so bizarre how contrived Dany burning down King's Landing was. Why did any of the events of the last three (or four) episodes happen? Just send the goblin to kill Cersei and recover at Winterfell. The end.
>tfw you realize Targaryens are literally just the elves of the ASOIAF world
>Just send the goblin to kill Cersei
Death priests would have killed her, arya.
This is Jon Snow, the guy who cucked the North out of independence because he liked his aunt's pussy. Dude's a cuck, probably the biggest cuck in the show.
Fuck, marry, kill
Nothing wrong with the ending. Its just the road to the ending that was too short. They should have gone with 10 episodes.
Who gives a fuck about Muh Independence? Jon getting Daenerys to fall for him was a great for the North. All he had to do was marry her, and the North would have tremendous influence over Westeros. The South would have helped with the North's recovery efforts, everybody still gets to worship their tree gods and the Starks remain Wardens of the North. The end.
What does the North need to recover from? A dead army? Cool, more food for the rest. The North doesn't care about influence, it wants independence.
The North has been devastated by war. I see that you fell for the independence meme hard. The North isn't special and doesn't deserve independence more than anybody else. They could bend the knee and be left to their own devices. They were left to rule how they saw fit for years after Robert took the crown. The Greyjoy Rebellion was the only blip in that.
But say "Muh Independence!" again.
Every other region should get independence too if they want it, fuck Targaryen globalism.
Everybody should declare independence from their lords. Fuck feudalism.
when did grayworm get his penis back?
Ending the Seven Kingdoms as a singular entity would allow the locals to assert more demands for rights, and gradually end feudalism. Targaryens have been stifling progress for centuries via muh dragons.
based kit
>Targaryens have been stifling progress for centuries via muh dragons.
Yes, in the 8000+ year history of the continent, it's the Targ's 300 year reign that has delayed the ending of feudalism.
Get real.
Fuck the faith fuck andalshits
Love the Faith. Love Andals.
It said the N-word!
Simple as.
Brother!
Just finished got for the 2nd time in a month
Whens the next big series gonna come? No way got is ever gonna be good as it was from s1-4 and normies lost interest
;:^(
No man should dream of another mans penis. It was like 2am and I had one of those uncomfortably hard erections.
Jaime's penis isn't that big IRL
They are beautiful.
Ramsay and Joffrey
look at her fucking tiny fat arm with weird as fuck proportions
That must be why she's always showing them off, huh?
>young jaime looked like this
Is it even humanly possible to have that much hair?
>117303388
too wide of a jaw to be high born
This kid is eerily close to what I imagine Joffrey to look like.
If you let it grow and never cut it, yes.
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