Why did Elves in Hobbit were such giant douchebag cunts?
Why did Elves in Hobbit were such giant douchebag cunts?
Owen Watson
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Lucas Gray
remember that the story is told from the perspective of a manlet so its an unreliable narrative
Colton Hernandez
Show me elves that are not gianti cunts.
Andrew Parker
The brave, honorable, and smart ones all went to Valinor.
Jeremiah Morales
Don't worry, Amazon will solve this issue making them all POC
Ian Campbell
The one's in Lorien and Rivendell seemed pretty decent.
Why was Thranduil such a cunt?
Oliver Nelson
A dragon in the first age nommed part of his face.
Carson Long
Elves are quasi-immortal reincarnators who have a fundamentally different perspective on fate and destiny, and have a hard time seeing the necessity to urgent response to anything. They've got a lot more in common with Ents than mankind. They're always going to come off as cunts.
Many of them actually know the gods, the singers of Eä's song or are only a few scant generations removed from those who do. They don't look on themselves as masters of destiny, only readers of it. That's why it takes a great effort just to make them oppose Sauron. They looked upon the failure of Isildur not just as a weakness in Men, but as a sign that they had misunderstood Eä's "song." They took it to mean that they were not to decide the fate of Men and Middle Earth, abd unlike anyone else, they have the option to abandon it and return to their actual homeland across the sea, and in so doing, feel as if they're correcting a folly they embarked upon thousands of years earlier.
Brody Johnson
This. And in Tolkien lore, dragonfire doesn't just destroy, it corrupts. Thranduil was left "darkened" by his disfigurement.
Evan Jones
>and have a hard time seeing the necessity to urgent response to anything.
What the fuck are you sperging about? Elrond, half elf, called the Council to deal with Sauron, not the humans, they were too busy being Saruman's bitch, or dying because Denathor was too concerned about his fucking legacy. The only reason the entire fucking story happened is Gandalf and the elves started it all in motion, you retarded fucking halfwit.
Nathaniel Nguyen
Glorfindel. Now go fuck yourself, with a cactus.
Julian Bailey
Elrond isn't called "Halfelven" for no reason. He calls the council, but it's the most mortal of attendees that determines the course forward.
Jose King
why did op was such a third world faggot who can't into english?
kys shitskin
David Price
because they were all high iq, physically superior, and lived so much longer than everyone else. how could you not be a douche?
Nathan King
You mean that cunt who's so holy he's literally shining like the sun?
Eli Rogers
>thinks moriquendi fucking shits are the biggest cunts
>he doesn't know about Noldor
Ian Adams
Blake Mitchell
Because Jackson fucked up the elves in LotR. They were always smug cunts, treating every other race as retarded children while they were prancing about, singing their smug songs. Only Elrond and Galadriel had any genuine sympathy. But it kind of comes with the territory of being immortal magical beings
Lincoln Richardson
Because they are unironically the superior race.
Jose Myers
>he thinks the elves in the hobbit are cunts
pic related could give them a run for their money
Michael Bennett
Good jawlines.
Tyler Butler
They're immortals. Without death there is no humility. They think they're hot shit (and they are).
Dylan Parker
Feanor did nothing wrong desu. Fuck Morgoth Bauglir, fuck the Valar and fuck Teleri fucking shits.
Lincoln Morgan
>why did
>were such
Learn English dammit
Joseph Young
This
Jack Anderson
>t. feanor
go back to humping those stones you fucking incel
Thomas Cook
Why did they hate Sean Astin?
Kevin Rogers
You met the guy? He's a fucking prick.
Zachary Hill
Was it autism?
Nolan White
Did they? Probably jealous that Samwise was the best character in the entire trilogy.
Noah Hernandez
They were depicted terribly lorewise and with these bullshit overused, brainlet chinese synchronization shit
Cooper Gutierrez
Feanor did nothing wrong.
Jeremiah Smith
This but unironically
Mason Cook
>LOTR - Elven armies are depicted as graceful and so highly disciplined that their drills and movements look almost synchronized
>The Hobbit - DUDE JUST APPLY THE SAME ANIMATION ON ALL THE MODELS LMAO
Levi Williams
what did they mean by this?
Owen Perry
Nathan Taylor
why did elves became elitist pricks obsessed with genetics in pop culture? in nordic mythology elves are barely mentioned and the only thing we are told is that they are really handsome so where did people got the idea that elves think of themselves as "muh master race"? is tolkien responsible for that? I've never read his books