What went wrong?

what went wrong?

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banking on raimi nostalgia yet not actually giving raimi fans what they want

but hey, j j abrams is writing a comic book, aren't you happy?

They refuse to hire the perfect casting again because he would ask for more money.

You grew up

but you didn't

>He wants to be the savior of the white race?
>I'll claim he's a JEW

I bet he can't even smoke his cigar anymore

I literally did

Raimi Spiderman = Despite being the early 2000s, still in the mid-late century tone of the comic it is based on, with New York as the biggest character, directed by a true fan.

Nu-Spider Man = How a gentrified cabal of Californians view the property and have focus tested how best to fit their perceived target audience

Grew old and bald.

I also got this feeling, NYC in Homecoming didn't feel like NYC at all except for very few scenes like that Deli

Turns out you can put hair on bald people. They have that technology now.

He wore a wig in Justice League
They kept him bald in this on purpose

>Nu-Spider Man = Nigger shit

>right
love for a iconic comic character
>left
dintrest in anything related to the comics legacy. just an opportunity to make a political motivated stab at somebody which most movie won´t even understand

He was already bald in Raimi's Spider-Man. They put a wig on him

>NEW = BAD
>OLD = GOOD
>SOUL / SOULESS, RIGHT GUYS?

Boomers are the ultimate NPCS

your other left!

>have focus tested how best to fit their perceived target audience
I can grantee you. that wasn´t focused tested but solely motivated by some body working on the movies left leaning agenda

Raimi is a Jew

sorry mister jjj

And?
So are the Coens.
So is most of Hollywood and half of New York.
We really need a "I love Jewish people, but I hate Zionists" sort of distinction, like we have with black people and niggers.

But 99% of blacks are niggers and 100% of kikes are degenerates

>all the leaks posted to youtube
>no torrent

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I'M A SCATMAN

>grantee
I don’t understand that word in this context

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Nah, you're confusing blacks with African Americans there. And pretty much 100% of Christians today are degenerates as well Muhammad.

You'll learn when you grow up. Guaranteed you'll come around to the same thinking, it is natural and inevitable

Are you under the illusion that Euroblacks are good?
Or so stupid to believe Africans are not total animals?
>I am a Muslim for calling kikes degenerates
You pathetic cuckservatives can't go 2 minutes without outing yourselves
No Ben Shapiro for you today goy

That's a lot of pent up anger and projecting Ahmed.

Nothing went wrong, it was actually a pretty good decision even if it ends up being nothing more than a cameo.

hollywood can't stop injecting their political bias into everything and it cheapens the overall product

No anger my cuck friend
Also, if i'm projecting as you say, are you implying i'm a muslim cuckservative Ben Shapiro fan?
You are too stupid to be white 2bh
Stop embarrassing yourself and lurk

So, this is your brain on Jalamah.
I hope you'll get the treatment you need someday, so you can move on and have sex.

Zionists are the best news, though. The ones pushing SJ/commie nonsense are all pro-palestine.

Raimi is a jew but I've seen his spider-man movies hundreds of times over.
They're filled with good moral messages, standing up for what's right, good and evil, inner conflict of the soul, responsibility, putting the needs of others before yourself, cleaning up your streets, taking care of your society etc.

The films are quite based.
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go jew somehwere else

>even the videogame did Jameson better
Why do they fuck up casting so much?

Smartphones are a thing now, this changes the social landscape in most settings reguardless

*The best jews

Fucking autocorrect.

It's the same guy right?

Proof that Disney is completely mishandling the series and characterization when a tried and true 10/10 perfect casting is shit.

Not getting into the political stuff, but it's odd how the Raimi movies actually feel like they're in New York while with the Sony/Disney movies feel more bland and universal, like they could be in any big city with skyscrapers.

cringe. back to the reddit, kid

Why are Yea Forums memes allowed to be posted on here?

I'm not a jew you retard.

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Go back to The_Donald you soft cunt

They can't do J. Jonah Jameson anymore because his character is making fun of the media as "fake news." It goes directly against the party line.

What's the problem here, you want him to look the same 15 years later?

Disney. The answer is always Disney.

JJ Abrams isn't a competent enough writer for comic books.

yes

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>j j abrams is writing a comic book
No, he's not, his son is writing one. JJ is only signing whatever his son does and getting more shekels

Speak for yourself, cuck. A nigger is a nigger.

Can't they just paint him as right wing?
When I was at college lots of people said Fox News was essentially fake news (while watching CNN)

That is what they would have done a decade ago if they wanted to politicize it. Now I think they don't even want to give people the idea that the Media might have an agenda and be feeding people lies.

You are so incorrect it's embarrassing.

So they're making the Alex Jones thing.
Nice propaganda, Marvel.

No, sweatie. In order for him to be the character WE NEED RIGHT NOW, he must be utterly repulsive and irredeemable with no endearing qualities or legitimate argument whatsoever. He most oppose even globally-sanctioned, fully-vetted Avengers so the audience sees him as in opposition to all things good and pure.

Remember that - Jameson is spreading lies about an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. and an Avenger, because the way Disney's set it up, there's basically no difference, and Jameson us the face of distrust in them now, not just Spider-Man. He has to be this, because Disney can't think of any other way to more clearly make him an amalgam of Trump and Alex Jones. He's now ALEX DRUMPF, the "truther," and Spidey's Hillary/Obama/"Deep State" all rolled into one.

Because, of course, that's all perfectly in keeping with the spirit of both characters.

He also wore dentures to play Jameson as well.

And a black is a black, junior

Oh, also, expect the "Sokovia Accords" to continue having exactly zero impact on fucking anything. If Parker's acting as a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent, he either has to sign the accords and go public or remain an outlaw vigilante, so the "big reveal" should mean exactly fucking nothing if these assholes gave one solitary wet shit about their continuity.

is soulless anything new at this point?

>sharing your genetic information on the internet
>giving a fuck about it in the first place

bro you just posted cringe

a wig would have done that

Don't worry his identity gets outed post credits in the new one

When will you fuckers learn?

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>haha I love this [current date] reference! You just keep hitting those homeruns Disney!

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yes. I absolutely hate when things deviate from my youth.

That's my point. If he's an official Avenger, the Accords should have already made him publicly accountable. That's sort of the point of signing them. Not signing them and acting without sanction is what made Cap a fugitive in the first place. "Spider-Man" can never be publically accountable; only Peter Parker can.

That's why making him an official Avenger and Stark's bitchboy fucking melonballs the character and castrates virtually every villain he's ever had. Literally every underworld type and supervillain wouldn't hesitate a single moment to blackmail Parker into complete inaction using his friends and loved ones as leverage. Hell, he'd be working for them by the end of the week.

tl;dr: fuck the unimaginative fucksticks Disney hires to write this shit and fuck the public for being blinded to their shit storytelling by their marketing razzledazzle.

WHAT SIDE WAS THAT PRIVATE PYLE?

That’s because he didn’t spend much time at all swinging through Manhattan.

yeah there is truth there
the Coens specifically treat Catholicism with more respect than most gentiles
Raimi may be a fag jew but he truly grew up reading/watching spider man and oh, it shows

>The films are quite based.

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Should have gone for the shaved head, full G. Gordon Liddy look

>That's why making him an official Avenger and Stark's bitchboy fucking melonballs the character and castrates virtually every villain he's ever had. Literally every underworld type and supervillain wouldn't hesitate a single moment to blackmail Parker into complete inaction using his friends and loved ones as leverage. Hell, he'd be working for them by the end of the week.
I haven't read a marvel comic in a really long time (like last time I was 11 in the Dominican Republic), but didn't Peter revealing himself publicly immediately lead to assassination attempts against Aunt May and MJ? And after Peter went full murdered on those assassins to deter them, he turned on Iron Man, the jackass who convinced him that revealing himself was a good idea?

Again, it's been a really long time since I read the comic. I remember it ending with Peter just trapping Tony in organic webbing.

>Peter went full murdered on those assassins
what the fuck am I reading

Can't I just hate all of them?

My knowledge of comics pretty much ended with content from the early 2000s. I know it was a huge deal when he went public as part of the Civil War storyline before being subsequently retconned out of existence in one of the worst-received Spidey stories of all time.

Comics writers *needed* that retcon, though, because they were smart enough to realize that a street-level guy like Spidey absolutely can't exist without a secret identity. It just hamstrings him in too many ways and stretches the credibility of the setting in ways that not even comics fans can stomach.

There is a grit and a degree of realism to Pete's setting that stands in total opposition to him having a public identity. Virtually the only recurring villain he has that wouldn't just instantly resort to using his family and friends against him is Kraven. He would consider it unsportsmanlike conduct. Any of the rest of them? Shit, they'd make some offhand comment about how Pete should maybe go home and check on his aunt, or maybe his girlfriend. And he would be fucked.