Pitch a movie with them

Pitch a movie with them

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Each other's internet trolls arch nemesis

Spiderman 4
Elijah Wood is Kraven, after a massive bulking up training including going to Africa to hunt wild animals, he will go down as the most notorious aesthetics change of an actor for a movie

two men awaken on an island full of monsters and forgotten buildings. Each man has a piece of the puzzle that unlocks the way off the island, however they cant see each other.

half way through the movie they find each other and then have gay anal sex.

give me my FUCKING OSCAR YOU WHORE

They look similar enough to pull off the male version. Both manlets too so they can play teenagers

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buddy cop film with all the good ol cliches
wood is the bad cop and curses the most, maguire is the good cop.
make 4 of them until they are old dudes and bring them back for one last ride

Two washed up child actors who were on a 90s sitcom together find out that their show is getting rebooted and they both try to cancel it

i don't remember the first one's name, so let's call him DiCaprio's bitch.

Film about two brothers
DiCaprio's bitch plays a porn director/producer living in eastern Europe. He's terminally ill and dies within the first 5 minutes of the film.

Elijah is his brother, he's a public school teacher and lives in the US. When his brother dies, he has to take over his late bro's business in the porn industry.

Plot twist, it's gay porn. Most of the film will be gay porn.

Both get invited to a comic con everyone loves Elijah but no one gives a shit about Toby because marveldrones and disneydrones.

This makes Toby go nuclear, sealing off the place and starts killing everyone while dressed as spiderman, now it's up to Elijah to hunt down his friend and put him down.

After Toby goes crazy he only speaks in dialogues of the raimi movies.

A movie about two brothers who have to hunt down androids, central theme is the strong brotherly bond through all robot flesh light temptations

Toby as Guts
Frodo as Griffith

Both are killed early in the film and replaced with Ezra Miller and Timothée Chalamet. In the movie they're siblings and they have a little brother played by Finn Wolfhard. It's a coming of age story. Keanu Reeves plays their dad.

>It's a coming of age story.

meaning gay shit

with those 3 actors it's obvious

Peto Parkins gets bit by the One Spider which gives him the power of invisibility.

Tobey is a cop who hunts down Elijah after the latter kills the former's pregnant wife. Turns out Elijah is a serial killer who targets pregnant women, because his pregnant wife died so he thought nobody deserved to have a child. Plot twist is Elijah was just an abortion specialist and Tobey was hallucinating in a fit of rage after his wife aborted their child without his permission, so he killed her and imagined all the other women who got abortions as victims. When Tobey realizes this he kills Elijah then himself.

That'd be awesome
Any kinos for that feel?

Easy on the spoilers

It play so out like a spy thriller (think Mission Impossible) with each avatar getting the the upper until someone gets killed (doxxed). In reality, it's just Tody and Elijah sitting in front of their computers in their underwear.

why dont they make a LOTR sequel about frodo's gay life after middle earth?

*upper hand

based

what gay life he abandoned his boyfriend and left him to rot with his beard

There is one identity available.
Two clones have till each other to gain the one identity and a life
Plot twist, there is a third brother

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They were co actors in "The Ice Storm"

Each win their avatar gets depends on how savage their useless information is.

Example:

A strong counter argument can have Elijah's avatar break the rib cage of Toby's avatar. But if Toby can link a wiki page to their argument fast enough before Elijah logs off, explaining why Elijah's information is wrong, then Toby's avatar is able to recache the bullet fired from Elijah's avatar gun.

Just really dumb stupid shit.

This made me laugh to hard

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Haha, my idea sounds pretty good. I think I'm gonna write it. Should be fun.

two washed up actors deal with life on the downswing of their careers (Comedy, Summer of 2021)

Frodo and Peter Parker have to deliver pizzas to Sauron in time

2 niggers. In a van. And then a meteor hit. And they ran as fast as they could. From giant cat-monsters. And then a giant tornado came. And that's when things got knocked into twelfth gear...

A Mexican...armada shows up. With weapons made from to- tomatoes. And you better betch'ur bottom dollar that these 2 niggers know how to handle business.

In! 'Alien...Invasion Tomato Monster Mexican Armada Brothers...Who Are Just Regular Brothers Running...in a Van from an...Asteroid and All Sorts of Things: The Movie'.

Hold on! There's more. Old women are comin'! And they're also in the movie and they're gonna come...and cross...attack...these 2 niggers. But let's get back to the brothers because they're- they have a strong bond! You don't wanna know about it here, but I'll tell you one thing.

The Moon. It comes crashing into Earth! And whaddya do then? It's 2 niggers and I- and...and they're gonna...it's called '2 niggers' ...'2 niggers'...it's just called '2 niggers'!