And you WILL DIE!
And you WILL DIE!
not fast enough, sadly
Suckers!
It was "Too bad you...will die!"
After the first film it's best to skip that terrible sequel and watch the kino television series.
the first film was kino. how did they fail so badly with the second? Also Johnny is best boy
>That episode where Scorpion announced his flawless victory.
Anything for my mommy gf
oh i remember that show alright
>Kung Lao only has his hat for 1 fight in the first episode
They got the same stunt people in from the first film.
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My favourite is Noob Saibot doing capoeira.
yeah i fapped quite a lot to this show
Crazy to think I used to prefer Annihilation to the first film when I was little.
Regardless, both have kino soundtracks.
Mortal Kombat game lore is kino (until Armaggedon)
R rated gory remake when?
I stopped playing the games after Mortal Kombat 3 so I wouldn't know any new developments. The newer 3D games look like a stiff mess, but they get good reviews for some reason.
Taja is the best
You're not missing anything. They introduce the biggest mary sue in Quan-Chi.
>the biggest mary sue
He only becomes a mary sue after the reboot when they retcon him into doing everything that was originally Shang Tsung's doing
>the biggest mary sue
Johnny Cage is the biggest mary sue tho
I always wondered why the costumes sucked so bad especially considering how badass they were in the video game commercials
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Quan Chi is the only good character introduced after the original trilogy
>Basically a fratboy dudebro that got paid to be a fratboy dudebro for years
>Finally decided to try and legit challenge himself with the first Mk tourney
>Turns out to actually be a legit hardass capable of wrecking otherworldly threats
>But is still a dudebro that even his babymom can barely stand
>Mary Sue
Nigga you built stupid.
Jacked off so hard to sindel in this movie on UPN at 1am
How did they do it when other games at the time which used real-life actors looked terrible?