>The Addison Improv has booked four shows for comedian Louis C.K. next week, and some members of the North Texas comedy community aren't happy about it.
>"As soon as I found out he was coming, my stomach completely twisted on itself," says comedian Ruth Banks, who regularly performs at The Comedy Arena in McKinney. "A few years ago I would have lost my mind with excitement, but just looking at his face on the poster (and) all the gross things men have done to me over the years ran through my mind and I honestly had to look away."
>Louis C.K walks on stage >"Good evening ladies and gentlemen...you're in for quite a show tonight." >*applause* >"Before we go any further...let us turn off these lights, these damned inventions of the white devil. Let us return to our natural state...in blackness." >Lights are turned off, but bonfires are being lit on stage and in the audience >Meanwhile, Louis has stripped naked, and a huge cauldron is being brought on stage. >All the blacks in the theatre start chanting "cuck cuck cuckcuckcuck cuck cuckcuckcuck..." silently at first, but growing louder steadily. >"In this cauldron is a sacred Nubian concoction made from the feces and semen of black men, and the blood of white male babies. It gives me crazy sexual powers. Sometimes I even ingest it." >Louis cowers his pale,naked body with the foul liquid from head to toe, massaging himself and moaning audibly. His tiny white dick is getting more and more erect. >"cuck cuck cuckcuckcuck cuck cuckcuckcuck..." the chanting continues >Louis starts jerking off violently. Some white people look shocked, and get up and try to leave, but the doors are locked. >As the chanting grows louder and louder, Louis keeps pleasuring himself more and more aggressively, his eyes turning back in his head as he becomes more and more ecstatic >Finally, just as he reaches climax, he is handed a huge horn, resembling a BBC. Louis puts it on his lips and.... >"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" >At Louie's signal, Zulu warriors emerge from the shadows of the theatre, slaughtering every white male with spears and stone knives. All the white women are being dragged towards the stage, where dozens of black bucks await with pulsating, throbbing erections. >At this point Louis is being double penetrated by two huge black men. He picks up the mic...panting >LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...BROTHERS AND SISTERS. I BID YOU WELCOME...TO THE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS
How do you do a secret show? You dont tell anyone and tell jokes to an empty room? When can we fire these blogger journalists into the sun?
Jack Ortiz
Had to play the jew card.
Ayden Howard
I was at this show with my wife and her boyfriend. I can't tell if he's doing a bit or if he actually maintains this attitude offstage.
Is it a character?
Josiah Collins
Why are they kink shaming him? Is it somehow wrong to jerk off in front of a consenting partner?
Adam Smith
But the women withdrew their consent 20 years later, so its rape bigot.
Nathaniel Long
These Louie shill threads are so gay.
Gavin Butler
Literally "when I saw Louie I remembered all the gross sex acts I did with/for consenting partners of my own so I've decided he's a rapist" what the heck? Are women capable of the responsibilities that come with having equal rights?
Jason Roberts
How much do you think he wishes he'd jacked off in front of more chicks? Gotta be killing him thinking of all the times he thought "no not now", or "what if she says no". The lesson to be learned here is to live every day as if its the last day you can jack off in front of chicks, because you never know it just might be. #whipitout
This motherfucker got Close Enough cancelled, I hope he plays empty shows to a disgusted audience for the rest of his life.
Jack Bailey
>interviewing literally who female """comedian""" How far below the barrel does news have to scrape nowadays to find an "angle" on a complete non-story.
What is the end-goal here? Is Louis not supposed to do stand-up anymore and just crawl in a hole and die? When did liberals become unforgiving prudes?
Daniel Allen
you just know that whoever wrote this pasta was extremely hard while typing
Christian Watson
You know what grinds my gears? The president literally raped multiple women and no one gives a shit. This guy did what he did after asking permission (yeah there were imbalanced power dynamics that may have made the women say yes when they didn’t want to), and everyone loses their fucking minds! Why? Because everyone loved Louie. And that emotion doesn’t just dissipate- it has to transform into something else. People hate Louie now proportionately as much as they loved him. People never loved Trump as a person so he never disappointed to the same degree. It’s bullshit
They're all Cellar type venues that don't list anyone who's not doing a special weekend gig. Skankfest I guess is technically a surprise, but they've always been about controversy and their friends. And half of them have done fouler shit than asking permission to pull their dick for 5 minutes.
These people know nothing of contrition or redemption, let alone honor. Louie disgraced himself but he owned to it, and that's more than any of these fucks will ever do.
Luis Smith
powerful
Colton Rodriguez
>bag of dicks HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! How does he come up with these hilarious punchlines!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Carter Peterson
He's being shunned by the mentally ill liberals now, but that's not the reason he's a cuck obviously. Years before it was found out he wanked it in front of some women, he was still a self-hating jew constantly shitting on white people and praising minorities BEFORE it became the norm for Hollywood puppets to do that.
>yeah there were imbalanced power dynamics that may have made the women say yes when they didn’t want to
Bullshit leftist excuse for women whoring out. Louis is not an intimidating guy, and at no moment did he threaten physical harm - from the moment he made the proposition and opened himself up for rejection, HE was the one most in danger, because not only could the woman turn him down but also tell everyone he likes to jerk off in front of people. He has everything to lose and she has nothing, thus she has the power to end him, and this is exactly what ended up happening.
Hudson Gray
>I’m a comedian. Stand-up is my animating force and greatest love. But above all of that, it’s a job. Many people seem to forget that.
>But to me, the central issue with Louis C.K.’s “comeback” is specific and practical: workplace safety. Comedy club owners allowing him to work their venues demonstrate a lack of interest in protecting their employees — especially women. You have a right not to be jerked off in front of at your job, no matter what your job is.
>You have a right not to be jerked off in front of at your job, no matter what your job is. huhhhh.... no you don't sweetie
Carson Rogers
>Comedy club owners allowing him to work their venues demonstrate a lack of interest in protecting their employees — especially women. You have a right not to be jerked off in front of at your job, no matter what your job is. Wait, do they think he's going to go around jerking off in front of people again?
Nathaniel Gutierrez
>He has not reassessed his position of power, and that is why he was able to abuse it. It’s difficult to see a shift in your own power and privilege. It’s not something we’re trained to do. He still honestly thinks he’s the victim in all of this.
I don't think that's a real Thing. North Texas doesn't really have a "comedy community."
Jayden Bennett
Yeah it's sort of weird that they didn't just say "Dallas" (which is where the club is). I can buy any big city having a "comedy community", but "North Texas" is the size of France. It doesn't have an anything community.
Benjamin Allen
remind me why he's the cuck king
Connor Adams
Why is his career ruined simply for jerking off in front of consenting woman?
Nicholas Williams
Geez, remember when comedians focused on writing funny jokes instead of who is the bigger victim and thus has more validity to speak publicly?
Lucas Walker
because it's 2019 you sexist bigot
Dylan Jenkins
>Motivational speaker who thinks she's a comedienne slams abuser who thinks he's a victim
Nathan Murphy
TDS
Luke Walker
Lots of jokes condemning white people and praising minorities. Being a Mexican jew. Constantly showcasing how he is a weak male and loves being cucked (implied) in his jokes. It's hilarious this guy turned out to be the most hated out of all the woke comedians desu.
Wyatt Collins
Down Under Dyke Destroys Manic Masturbator
Liam Morris
Stupid jew gets fucked by the system he support. Fuck him.
David Wood
i thought he was a cuckold when the post called him a cuck king, thanks for clearing it up for me
>comedy without humor >games without fun >movies and shows without stories or decent characters every medium must ultimately become a delivery method for globohomo propaganda. It must have no other function.
