Wow they actually nailed it

Lmao kys literally

Rebel Wilson
Kathy Bates

The only thing they have in common is fatness. Ursula is not a bubbly, retarded, secretary voiced cat lady crying into pints of ice cream.

Being fat is unhealthy

Is Melissa McCarthy the funniest woman in Hollywood?

No sue doesnt, this is yet another awfully casted piece of trash disney is putting out because they want big fat names

She has the look but not the voice.

her comedy is garbage, really liked her in St. Vincent and Can You Ever Forgive Me? though

I really wish ironic shit posters would die painfully. Nobody thinks you're funny and your making this place worse.

they will change the plot to make her a good girl.

can they just stop it with these soulless cashgrab live action remakes already? Make something new ffs

fat people have more risk of diabetes and heart disease

So now Ursula will be louder than usual, fart, and fall over all the time.

But can she sing?

Inb4 liberal media complain that since Divine was the inspiration for the character then they should look for another drag queen to play the role

>those poor unfortunate souls
Ursula belches and scratches her FUPA while taking a deep breath
>it's sad
picks nose
>but true
pulls out tampon while grunting
>this one wanting to be thinner
Snorts derisively
>that one wants to get the girl
Deepthroats meatball sub
>Do I help them?
Cut to lecture about fat women rights and how fatty deserve better than mediocre white mermale
>yes indeed!
Rest of song is muscled dudes fawning over fat chicks.

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Should have went with a fat drag queen desu.

Stop the fucking remakes, Disney

more like melissa McCOWrthy
am I right?

Don’t worry, they’ll stop remaking as soon as they run out of animated movies with even slightly nostalgic music.

i'm not fat, my thyroid just dont feel to work well

This. Ursula's actual inspiration.

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but what race will the ariel be?
HINT: not white

>He thinks Ursula is fat

Low test beta faggot

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>I can SIIIIIIIIIING!

Well, there's patty from leftovers, and woopi goldberg

youtube.com/watch?v=UvJIaNsf_bY
McCarthy is no joke a great actress

The Little Mermaid is fairly problematic, inasmuch as it's a fat deluded drag queen who wants to become a real lady

Exercise faggot

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lardo retardo

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Good, fat cunts need to be shamed. They're a fucking blight on society and cost the tax payer millions.

That's perfect! She should gain more weight though.

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Hope dog shit , Hollywood fail .. now .. Foreign film here

Not necessarily, she could be white but then they will definitely cast a black guy as Prince Eric. With redheads they will either blackwash the actress as you’re saying or pair her with black love interest; it’s a law in Hollywood.

Have sex

It's frustrating that this is so predictable, but so many people won't even acknowledge it happens. It's hard to tell legitimate retards, from people just being intellectually dishonest.

FAT BAD

I've never seen this bitch achieve dubs

If you can't control your weight you deserve to be ashamed, porky.

nice bait, but it sure is summer in here.

I think most people just don’t want to come to terms with the implications so they just ignore it because it’s more comfortable that way. Also all the culture making institutions from academia to Hollywood are constantly messaging that it’s a good thing so it takes more effort than most people are willing to give to go against the grain. Don’t let it frustrate you, most people have always been oblivious to social engineering. Do what you can to wake people up but expect most to ignore you and make sure you live a good life regardless. Do your part, find yourself a redhead wife and make lots of babies.

What about the part where Ursula pretends to be Ariel? They going to cg in some body that's not a fat sack?

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came in here to ask this, wonder how disney is going to handle it in current year

I genuinely want it to succeed b/c The Little Mermaid was my favorite Disney movie growing up, more than Aladin or Lion King. Sadly, this likely won't happen given their current track record. Bonus points if they have the balls to go with the book ending.

She is a ginger, she was already non-white.

Honestly probably just become mccarthy and since the prince isn't super shallow will think she's an angel regardless of appearance.

and I'd be okay with that

Honestly they could cast a fat sassy black bitch to play her and it would work pretty well.

Pink Flamingoes is fucked.

>Is Melissa McCarthy the funniest woman in Hollywood?
Yes, but that isn’t saying much. Whose her competition? Amy schemer? Ali Wong? Sheeeeeet

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Have salad

but ursula is pretty womanly in that old casino cunt type way, the only man who captured that energy was divine/glenn milstead