IAN FREEZE
IAN FREEZE
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>25 years old
>throw the flare
>rex looks at the flare
>keep running
>rex remembers Ian
>tfw no rex gf
Grant thew the flare right were Ian was at and then Ian gets out of the car like an idiot
FRUITISTA FREEZE
>my mother god rest her soul
GET THE DOOR LOCKS!
How did he expect Ian to freeze the t-rex??
Al, the cryogenic equipment was back in the main building lab and ian had presumably not much practical chemustry/physics experience to handle e.g. liquid nitrogen safely.
very human moment
>Get the kids!
>Get rid of the flair
Was Ian too trendy for the t-rex to ignore?
I won't lie, anyone who watches this movie with me is in for a miserable experience. I've seen this movie so many times that I say quotes seconds before they happen, it's a compulsion and I know it's not fun.
>"spared no expense"
Awesome tale my man. Can I purchase the film rights?
Squat time.
Chill, Ian Seabass.
I thought his name was Malcolm?
Muldoon definitely rides a bike
"Death....is cold, Dr. Grant."
JUST TELL ME WHAT THEY WHERE THINKING? WAS IT A BET?
They were thinking ALAN.
This movie is so dated because of the numerous inaccuracies, like the idea that t-rexes couldn't see you if you stood still
>t. featherfag
its okay becuase the trex still fucked shit up anyways
Clever curl
>I spared no expense!
someone post the cia version
Like a Deinonychus, can't those cunts disembowel you with one swift kick?
is this on papua new guinea ?
No idea.
i prefer old gunnea
There is this one teacher that was incredibly based. He even walked us to one of the soda machines at the lunch area to show us Jurassic Park. He didn't care about administration but he knew what made a class great.
In that class, there was a teacher teaching us to play with dinosaur toys. I asked this dude the truth, and he said if he saw any of the girl's toys on us boys would do whatever they wanted.
In that class, there was a teacher teaching us how to masturbate. He actually did that on the spot. I laughed and told him to suck my cock. I felt so bad that the fuck I hadn't masturbated the entire day. Now I'm so horny that I do exactly what this poor asshole was going to teach me.
So I would see these teachers, my mind would wonder what they would do with my cock to keep me in line. What would they do with it?? I knew that he would want to watch me with it right next to him so I gave it away to him, I even went that far in explaining "Just show my friends about this, they will appreciate it", I just laughed at his ignorance. I didn't care about my classmates as I was looking at my teacher and his cock and felt like an idiot trying to impress them.
Where did it all go so wrong?
>Lubbock
lol
Dead meme
IIIIIIIIII JUST WANT TO FLY
4UUUU
Checked
Nigga shut up
What film is this
You from Lubbock?
The British film When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth (1970).
>those numbers
Why did they remove the Raptor sex scene from the book
Not from, but currently working at Tech while wife is at Med School
No one wants to see that.
This, bunch of fucking hacks
I do
>Feathered dinos
Outdated and false
Based
I think originally when they said the T-rex's vision is based on movement they meant the T-rex will only hunt you if you run and look like prey. Somewhere along the way some idiot thought that the T-rex literally can't see things that don't move.
Australia
Ay nigga lets hook up I got mad lil hs hoes in the area rn you trynna get sum pussy? Tighter than what you get fr nigga bet. I got white too nigga hmu lets get throwed nigga fuck that shit you doin im geekin
I wanna fuck a raptor
Get out you weirdo.
no
>Ian Freeze
I thought his last name was Malcolm. Was Spielberg hinting that Dr. Malcolm would become Batman villain Dr. Freeze?
me too
To me it seems like the people thought they could hide by standing still, but the T-rex did see them and was only curious. It only goes after the kids when they annoy it, and the lawyer after Malcolm runs away and triggers its prey drive right?
Stop.
Fpbp
Mr. Freezes brother.
The Rex acts just like a dog during the movie.
Yeah studying ancient bones tells us everything about animals that haven't lived for millions of years.
God fucking damn that shit STILL holds up. How the hell is cgi such a poor state compared to back then???
>How the hell is cgi such a poor state compared to back then???
They cared back then.
Gib more ex-dinosaur animal gifs
Why did all the best characters and actors have to die from Jurassic
Are you retarded?
IAN SNEED
Somebody go to photoshop and switch their legs up
>rewatch movie in HD
>can see Lex's nips
how did spielberg get away with it?
Stop.
The guy who came up with the fairytale that t-rexes couldn't see if you don't move compared t-rex skulls to skulls of some frogs when he got that idea.
T-rex was a goddamn predator, of course it could see it's prey whether it moved or not.
They spared no expense.
What the fuck was fat dudes plan? He was gonna run away with a million dollars? How the fuck was he going to escape the long arm of the law with just a million bucks? Oops I got a bunch of people killed and fucked over a zillion dollar company, no big deal.
He was just gonna drop the Barbisol can off at the East Dock, drive back to the control center and turn everything back on like it was a hiccup in the system. That’s why he’s driving so fast. The Tropical Storm wasn’t part of the plan.