Would it be ""'kino""?

>the two brown skins aren't even human

kino

I'm not familiar with young asian actors

whitewashing the thread

Shut up you cracker

Villenueve would be better, but yes.

>all those white people

umm that's cultural appropriation sweetie

>bunch of jews
nah

Kaji isn't autistic??

Why are women more attractive with clothes on? Am I a homo?

>Snyder
No. he would gut the story and characters because they are "nerd shit" and not "realistic" enough.

Fuck off watching Ukrainian dubbed Chernobyl

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Evangelion is full of meaningless christian imagery so of course Snyder would be a great choice.

Aren't they all supposed to be Japanese except for Asuka?

IMO Rei is the one character that absolutely needs to be a japanese. The rest can be raceswapped, but not Rei.

Well, I guess if the adaptation sticks with the whole Rei = a clone of Shinji's mom, he would need to be asian.

You would need all unknown actors as the children, you can’t just grab the only child actors you can think of

Same thing with me and many people I know.
I always find bikini/partially covered hotter than just plain nudes. Leaves more to the imagination I guess

>read the right side first
>"wow that is actually great casting"
>read the left side
Fucking yikes

You can't cast Eva because the actors would be too old by the time it was shot; give it up

every time I see MEW now I think PUTA

thanks Yea Forums

Wouldn't all the names of the characters need to be changed too?

>directed by Zack Snyder
>live-action adaptation of an anime
>0 Asians
No it would not be kino

Reeee snyder doesn't make capeshit with quips like I like it. I need more S O Y.

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>Neo-Japan
>not being invaded by weeb gaijin replacing the natives.
in EVA weebs rule the world.
>even the german girl has a jap name

Quips or not all capeshit is shit.

because Western adaptation

Rei and Sinji (?!) would be asians . I guess his dad would too or at least Keanu Reeves
Rest doesn't matter ...nerv is suppose to be international organization I think so you could have anyone

he also disregards character traits of iconic characters because they are not "believable".
even when that trait has been one of the few things in the 75 years history of said character that has remained at the core of the character.

but he "knows" more than 75 years worth of market data.

the first half of this was a fun anime with lots of neat details and maybe a bit too much sexualization of 14 year old girs - but the last half has been stupid confusing boring garbage. How do you faggots enjoy this shit?

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>but he "knows" more than 75 years worth of market data.
this but without the flamboyant quotation marks

>My comic book movies are good because they take their interpretations of characters for autistic children super seriously!
Only thing worse than marvel shills is retards who think that being contrarian and pretending to enjoy Hack Snyder gives them good taste
It’s all capeshit and it’s all crap

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it makes them feel better than people like you who find it stupid, convoluted, and contrived.
there is a reason why "whats the matter kid? Evangelion too DEEP for you?" was a meme.

You have a weak mind, son.

you just know they would make everyone asian just because "I-It's anime".
Wait I take that back, they would probably make Ryoji black

Have you seen eoe?

How could you make it into a movie anyway ?? I guess trilogy could work

go away

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they will cast Kpop plastic star to pander some weirdo

that is lingerie not clothes

This thread is full of retards. If anything Zack would do something very much along the lines of NGE: fill it with pretty shots and cram in as much religious allegory as possible even if it doesn't make sense.
>b-but muh characters!
>muh history!!
>muh faithful cast!!!
Fuck it all, I'm tired of faithful adaptations, not everything has to be by the book. Otherwise go watch the anime, if you want an example of poor adaptations go watch any south korean live action version of any series like Bleach, Jin Roh, or Fullmetal Alchemist, awful slop that is faithful, but boring and uninspired.
You all sound like the brainlet cucks that hate Lynch's version of Dune for being different.

>no POC and no LGBT
i thought it was made in the US?

Look up the meaning and etymology then come back here and apologise

everything about this is fucking repulsive

Nice try

>not a single sexy 13 year old girl
what for?

A western Evangelion should have it's own characters and themes, you can't just take Evangelion and plop it in the west.

Pacific Rim was made by a Mexican but it is the closest thing to a Western evangelion. It has the same concept but with western values and aesthetic .

Retard

shut up you stupid idiot

>Casting a mut for Rei
This feels like something Burgerpeople would do.

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FIX'D

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Shinji player by an american white actor

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Produced by Steven Spielberg