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Elizabeth Banks presents: An Elizabeth Banks film by Elizabeth Banks, written by Elizabeth Banks, produced by Elizabeth Banks and directed by Elizabeth Banks: Elizabeth Banks' Charlie's Angels, (an Elizabeth Banks production).

I'd rather just rewatch Cleopatra 2525

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I do believe in Fairy's I do! I do!

>Unseen
By audiences perhaps.

We always say make your own stuff if you want to complain about diversity or whatever it is, well she has. I think its fair enough.

Producer, Director, Actor (female Bosley, eek) and Screenplay writer.

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what's wrong with it? It's charlie's angels? Are you angry none of them are trannies? this is one of those times where it doesn't matter

I retract my comment if you simply admit you're a troll trying to bait

Directed by director Elizabeth Banks who directed it by directing it.

Elizabeth Banks

she paid for it too, WOW!

>what's wrong with it?
It looks like shit that's what

You misspelled dykes

CHARLIE'S
UN-THICC
ANGELS

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It's a continuation. But from someone who fapped a lot to the Barrymore/Liu movies this holds no interest to me in 2019

>what a brilliant idea for a movie
*snorts cocaine*

>>Everyone sweeps the 2011 series under the rug because it was so bad.

Naw there's still an interest. We need MORE feminism.

Isn't Charlie's Angels supposed to be aimed at men?

The only way this could be salvaged is if Stewsrt and Banks fuck each other's pusy with theirfootpusy

Unattractive

do you spend your days worrying about the charlie's angels?is this even a property you even think about ever?

>unsexy boring dykes, the movie
who is this movie for, exactly?

I like movies and shows about hot women beating people up and yeah, I liked the ones with Lucy Liu as a kid. Why do you care so much about what I care about?

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I'd rather continue to watch the re-runs on MeTV

elizabeth banks sucks as an actress why the fuck would i think she'd be a competent writer or director?

>they made something worse than the TV show remake

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???

Anyone else remember She Spies? It was pretty good

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Lucy has so many things about her that make her stupidly hot, but that smile/sneer she does gets my mojo workin'.

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That thousand yard pills stare on Stew.

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basedoomer

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There's a woman in this thread

They look like trannies

Based Hideo deserves those credits though and is now reaping the rewards with Sony blank cheques.

Elizabeth Banks is a no talent cunt trying to cling to whatever dwindling fame she can by plastering her name wherever she can.

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imagine if they took turns sitting on your face as a prank haha

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The hair do helps her but she still cannot disguise her bland, plain look. Always had the vacant junky gaze.

Zero interest.

Charlie's LGBT Angels

Unless you just hate women I think its important to be fair minded about this. Nobody is making you watch it anyway.

>t. Woman

Fuck off

And what is its identity politics power level?

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Kristen looks pretty hot. Can't wait for some lesbian romance

>t. Elizabeth Banks

Why is "directed by Elizabeth Banks" given such priority billing? Has she ever directed anything before? Do people even know who she is? Or did Marketing Intern #12 think it would be good PR to have it really obvious that this film is "by Womyn, for Womyn"

We live in an era of Instagram fitness models
The movie is about badass spies
None of them have a single muscle in the body, all very thin and lifeless.
Making retarded poses in the action scenes in the trailer
And we will still have Birds of Prey
and before Wonder Woman
None of these female directors know how to do action scenes and always put skeletons in the cast?
WTF is this shit?

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the origional tv series was based

One of the Pitch Perfects I think
I'm pretty the emphasis is on the fact the director is a girl
Why that puts appeal in a franchise built on sex appeal I don't know

three attractive little ladies went to the academy

Jupitors cock indeed

yummy , when womin new their place

Top one looks like a guy
Middle one looks like one of their parents had downs
You can make an argument that the bottom one is attractive but that mole is throwing me off

because I love you

HELLO THIS IS ELIZABETH BANKS MOTHERFUCKERS

YOU BETTER WATCH MY FUCKING MOVIE OR ELSE

IM ELIZABETH BANKS

jesus christ, that poster looks like a suicide note

Has Kristen Stewart started transitioning?

I would pay to see this movie.
Directed by John Woo.

> no trans character
> no fat poc lesbian
> no wheelchair

D R O P P E D
R
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please tell which way and where we at now lmao

>Banks went through parts of conversion to Judaism, her husband's faith, and studied with rabbis. In 2013, speaking of her religion, she stated that she practices Judaism, though "I did not have my mikveh, so technically I'm not converted," but that she has "been essentially a Jew for like 15 years," adding "Frankly, because I'm already doing everything [practicing religious rituals], I feel like I'm as Jewish as I'm ever going to be."

More like charlie's robots. Where's the charisma? Where's the appeal? All three look like they were fresh rolled out of the lobotomy room.

brehs what if Elizabeth Banks and Kim Dickens would be your babysitters for the weekend brehs

It's current year. Nothing is allowed to be aimed at men.

angels were never hot

what does that mean.

Did she pay for it or did some men? because it's the latter, then she really didn't make her own stuff. She was paid by someone else to make their stuff.

I'm Elizabeth Banks. I just dropped by to say I'm Elizabeth Banks.

Oh and I directed a movie. An Elizabeth Banks movie.

by Elizabeth Banks.

Oh get over your privilege already

Hahaha

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So, is Charlie a man in this version?
I mean, it's 2019, you cant do that anymore.

That smile when she pulls up her strap. HOT.

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Charlie is still a man, but they've(Elizabeth Banks)have cast(Elizabeth Banks)as Bosley(Played by Elizabeth Banks)

Yeah, I'm thinking Kstew's hollywood blockbuster career is finally back on the menu again boys.

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She does have god tier feet though.

What's with those twigs for arms?

Could be worse.

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A Charlie's Angels movie? What's next, TJ Hooker?

is this bait or did you just find this place?

all this sjw movies are failing at the box office
neither do women want to see it

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Nig is the only cute one. Whose idea was it to cast two average at best broads as Charlie's Angels instead of bimbos?

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>tu quoque fallacy

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its agitprop to make you mad and fight with your fellow humans who like it, eventually you will kill each other and the white race will die and the bankers will own you

Why do feminists movies have to make the male characters retarded and weak? I mean Aliens had some pretty bad ass dudes but everyone knew Ellen was the real bad ass at the end of it. If I was a woman I'd feel patronised by all these dumbass Sony movies.

holy shit, you can clearly see the blonde's vagina bones

god, i wanna fuck kristen stewart so bad

>Why do feminists movies have to make the male characters retarded and weak?
because its propaganda you fucking idiot. the natural have-nots like nerds and women stand to gain from the implicit worldview, therefore they like it, therefore they rationalize endorsement of it

Yet another literally nobody asked for this: the movie.

youtube.com/watch?v=VPD3u2L3lmA&t=130s

Charlies Angels was so kino.

this looks like lesbian porn advertisement

Welcome to 70's/80's television.

Oof.
Should've made them trannies at that point.

Stop reading at
>fucking idiot

Tone down your tard rage

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How's this scene going to look with in the reboot?

actually you read the whole thing nigger

they just have to keep casting ugly shits these days

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Who's going to be able to pull this off in the reboot?

>story written by two men
oh no no no no no no AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Because that is a completely unfair standard to hold anyone to, my involuntary celibate friend. Nobody individually finances a Hollywood film.

Brownstone is producing the film, so in that sense she has certainly put her own money into it but, of course, that isn't enough for you I'm sure.

there is literally no such thing as a logical fallacy, it's a sophist lie

Culture really has taken a nosedive. The previous CA movies might have been schlock, but at least the girls were hot.

explain

>from director Elizabeth Banks
>screenplay by Elizabeth Banks

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>American
>n word
>Mexican
ONE OF EACH
ONE OF EACH

massaging that fragile broken ego , when will she OD again Kek

Fall guy .. Gurl.. trans

cool
is the whole thing actually watchable?

Yeah both of them are really good. No memes they are fun and the girls are hot.

atching: Bugs Bunny Left field: Bugs Bunny Right field: Bugs Bunny Pitching: Bugs Bunny 3rd base: Bugs ...

2 browns and a dyke. Well I'm surprised that it's not 3 browns at least.

2/3 ain't bad

No it's not you fagola
It's a vagina bush

Fuck Elizabeth Banks. Banks wants to empty the banks, fill our streets with banks, and run a bank-making operation out of her banks.

For me, it's Naomi Scott.

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These were different time.

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>man
>nig
>spic
20M max

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>Don't call me Angel!!

Charlie's Angels

>Don't call me Angel!!

lmao
Yes, cringe as fuck

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>She
>look like trannies

Not that guy, but there's really only one logical fallacy, non sequitur. Because if something doesn't "not follow" then, of course, it follows. The other fallacies are just different kinds of non sequiturs. But people forget this, so they get misled by the names of these made-up fallacies and apply them to arguments that DO follow.
Like if I tell you that the answer to question 3 is probably C because that's what the smart kid got, and then you accuse me of an appeal to authority fallacy, you'd be wrong. It would only be a fallacy if my line of reasoning didn't follow. Like if you give a mathematical proof that the answer must be B and I say "No, your proof is incorrect because the smart kid got C." That's a fallacy -- it doesn't follow.
It helps to be suspicious when someone plays the fallacy card, because often they don't know what they're talking about.

this chick could have saved cameron and rodriguez many millions in CGI costs.

i see your point that fallacies can be misattributed but by saying fallacies other than non-sequitur do not exist is like saying sub-categorizing things is bad somehow, which i do not think you've proven

>they remove the asian

They have two mixed race British actresses and an Amerimutt, that's good enough.

for instance my charge of bailey for using the tu quoque fallacy - "privilege attributions are wrong because the person making the attribution is also privileged." non-sequitur? yes. tu quoque fallacy? also yes.

Highly fapworthy show

They have an asian woman in the cast though.

>Observation of a hypocritical viewpoint
You are allowed to think outside your cheat sheet user.

You answered your own question
>feminists movies
There you have it. In movies and fiction in general, propaganda is indistinguishable from bad writing. You might not know if it's one or the other at first, but it doesn't matter because in the end the result tends to be the same in each case: boring story, shit characters, predictable and overall uninspired. There's a huge overlap between propagandists and talentless hacks.

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This shit is gonna bomb hard

>This shit is gonna make my cock hard.
ftfy

Your post seemed fine to me. I was explaining what I think the other user's post meant. And he didn't point out anything wrong with your post besides his dislike of the word "fallacy"

>privilege attributions are wrong because the person making the attribution is also privileged.
Strawman? yes

>mexican
shes half white and half indian you faggot

Did they go out of their way to pick terrible photos of each actress? They're unironically more attractive in the trailer.

>She does have god tier feet though.
I think you mean Banks has great feet

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She is the only okay looking one. Funny that they put a spic in Aladdin tho

see

incorrect, it is a factual re-interpretation of their statement, and I contradicted it soundly.

English father, Indian mother.

is that k stew with short hair? I like her, personally, but just 'why?'

flat ass edition

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Have you been living under a rock for several years now?

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Just wanted fun a fun movie with hot women fighting crime like the originals, minus Barrymore who was a pig, but we can't have nice things anymore because of Feminazi's and their SJW numale lapdogs. Fuck this, I'm going to watch my Bluray of Emanuelle In America starring Laura Gemser!!!FACT!!! youtu.be/EaWGKr4G8FQ
youtu.be/uLrDvWayFes
youtu.be/PF-RntyPZAc

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>alright, who's next
>i dunno, some brown chick
>alright, she's in

>shes half white
No wonder she's half attractive

>featuring new song by ariana grande, miley cyrus and lana del rey
big yikes
youtube.com/watch?v=pkSx9Hckxis

>we want the angry 4th wave feminists and SJWs from NY and SF audience
is this a money laundering scheme?

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Bonbi is a white weeb woman she'll probably end up blacked or yellowed lmao

">she" spies

>balinska
i didn't know polacks could get that swarthy. i mean, i always knew they weren't white but damn...

What would you recommend her to avoid such a terrible fate? An American college degree?

The Josef Fritzl treatment.

the Charlie's Angels movies are quintessential 2000s with a great cast all around and both a fun parody and a nice tribute to the original

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They were a bit too heavy on the wire work but I remember liking them at the time.

>Great cast
>Drew Barrymore
I remember by this point everyone was sick of her shit.

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Yeah, I remember that too.

ok I don't mind her but then you also have
>Bill Murray
>Matt LeBlanc
>Sam Rockwell
>Crispin Glover
>Tim Curry

meme
meme
who cares
based
based

>Sam Rockwell
>who cares

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>a bit too heavy on the wire work
It looked like a parody sometimes, but that was the point I guess, an over the top action comedy with hot female leads. It worked just fine.

My man!

During that time muh Chinese kung-fu movies were in fashion along with their over the top wire work. It looked a bit out of place in the Charlie Angel's films.

Now that was kino.

All I remember from Full Throttle film is the dam scene.

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Yeah, I remember, The Matrix was being copied and parodied ad nauseam, and things like Crouching Tiger, and Hero got insanely popular. Even some Tv shows were heavily into it IIRC. But still, CA was meant to be an action comedy, none of the girls looked like they were capable of fighting tough criminals irl, so they made a good use of the "I know kung fu" meme. I mean, it was the cokehead kid from ET jumping and kicking like a maniac, what did you expect.

>Yeah, this is totally gonna work!

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>probably end up blacked
so like one of the charlie's angels?

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Doesn't it seem like it was made only for women? The jokes are all about flirting with boys and omg big closets. The girls aren't sexy or cool. They just seem stupid.

Fakes out!

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That’s only the international poster

The American poster is actually worse

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Do you spend your days worried about people criticizing a shitty charlies angels reboot?

Is Elizabeth Banks in some way involved in this? I can't tell

incoming bomb
>hollywood blacklisted dyke
>literal who brown diversity quotas because liberals

Yeah, they don’t even try to do an action pose.

It’s just Bella Stewart fist bumping [insert any role by Ella Balinska here] while Princess Jasmine looks awkwardly at you.

>Corpseface from Aladdin
>Stewart keeps her dykecut

Yeesh.

the previous films were also not that successful at the box office

Lawless is huge, she literally is an amazon in height.

more like D Y K E S lmao

Kstew looks like a discount Ellen Degeneris. I think they missed the part where Charlie's Angels are supposed to be sexy. More like Charlie's Bulldykes. Gross.

No she hasn't. She has used a pre-existing IP. That's the opposite of what detractors ask for smoothbrain.

Gay

Maybe if you got hard off of the new and bland...I mean improved ladies of MKX and MK11...

Wow her lack of ass is actually impressive and almost seems to defy physics

Tom Green

lol and lol dubs.

it's for teens you dumb faggots

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THIS

MOVIE

IS

NOT

FOR

YOU

If you think dykes are hot...you might be projecting there bud. I bet you'd love touching a woman's rock hard abs lollll.

>ugly white girl
>no chink
y

Sounds like a good strategy to bomb.
Howd Oceans 8 perform again?

>Elizabeth Banks
100% theres a scene about white privilege

you would think she's would've learned after she had to grovel to Spielberg for forgiveness

Take me back to those simpler times.

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Just realized /OURGUY/ had this entire cast and legions of kids craved his castoffs. Without him, you wouldn't know they existed.

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Is k stew a fucking mouth breather? She's like can't close those lips..

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>when everyone's getting their scripts for today's shoot and the producer's written "tape your dick to your leg before shooting the scene" in red ink on yours

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what the fuck ref, lmao

>Princess Jasmine looks awkwardly at you.

I was thinking someone edited Abella Danger into the poster as a joke.

jesus christ that's a fag sport

I wonder if Elizabeth Banks has anything to do with this movie.

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>Is k stew a fucking mouth breather?

She's a homewrecking slag.

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underrated
i see you're a connoseiur of proper youtube kino

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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She didn't wreck anything, the husband in that marriage did.

wow go on

I know this movie is a steaming pile, but I can’t help but enjoy it

so who gets blamed when this bombs
hard mode you can't say "men"

>>Fresh out of the water, dripping wet and proceeding to beat the men with a fish
what did they mean buy this?

Was it the Chad?

>the husband in that marriage did.

Sounds like something a female would type.

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I'd rather just watch Dirty Pair

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>he dindu nuffin
you're literally a nigger.

>Elizabeth Banks
>Spouse: Max Handelman
>{{{Handelman}}}
alright then

t.Elizabeth Banks

i ctrl+f for that, surprised this is the only comment. not a great tag line for any movie, let alone BOX OFFICE POISON

>elizabeth banks directing

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Elizabeth Banks, born
>Elizabeth Irene Mitchell
What is the chance that someone born with the last name Mitchell, and middle name Irene, wasn’t already jewish?

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Watching MASH as we speak

I kinda wanna meme her dead eyed stare but I lack inspiration

Charlies Angels was never a good show. It was low on plot, it had shitty production values, and the character development was non-existent.

The ONLY reason they watched it was because it gave men a chance to watch beautiful women in various states of undress once per week.

One you start pushing the "body positivity" version, there is nothing left.

Of course when this movie fails they will blame it on "ingrained misogyny" instead of because it will be a shitty movie.

SJW hate asians though

>all those sequential kicks without putting her foot back down
Jesus this choreography is painful

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>1 hour expositions
>1 hour of them eating and talking
>15 mins of actual plot
whats with all the shit women directors lately?

>none of them are trannies
Are we sure about this? They've gotten quite good at hiding themselves.

INCEL!!
Don't call me Angel
lol

wtf?

hold on i dont remember them having tits that big

Missing "A Hideo Kojima game"