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Daniel Turner
first for STANNIS
Blake Ortiz
first to Stannis
FUCK DANYFAGS
Michael Price
>"You've seen our numbers, Edmure. You've seen the ladders, the towers, the trebuchets, the rams. If I speak the command, my coz will bridge your moat and break your gate. Hundreds will die, most of them your own. Your former bannermen will make up the first wave of attackers, so you'll start your day by killing the fathers and brothers of men who died for you at the Twins. The second wave will be Freys, I have no lack of those. My westermen will follow when your archers are short of arrows and your knights so weary they can hardly lift their blades. When the castle falls, all those inside will be put to the sword. Your herds will be butchered, your godswood will be felled, your keeps and towers will burn. I'll pull your walls down, and divert the Tumblestone over the ruins. By the time I'm done no man will ever know that a castle once stood here." Jaime got to his feet. "Your wife may whelp before that. You'll want your child, I expect. I'll send him to you when he's born. With a trebuchet."
How would you handle this situation as my boy Radmure?
Charles Fisher
suck jaime's dick and let him fuck me in exchange for freedom
Charles Parker
Ryder Bell
>What do you mean we're out of incest? Go fuck me some more! NOW
William Nelson
But i like Stannis too
Jason Campbell
Jaime is a straight man
Aiden Nelson
Jordan Butler
tywin could've found tyrion a wife, sure (hewould have to be forceful about it though, nobody wants their daughter to marry a dwarf), but I don't see why tywin would ever want to
Aiden Campbell
Josiah Morgan
why's that? afraid of having more lannister midgets?
Juan Wood
FIND THE INCEST STRETCHER NOWWWWWWWW
Aaron Gutierrez
peter dinklage isn't that bad at all. his wife is actually hotter than ncw's wife
Dylan Butler
Jon's penis is too small, your grace
Xavier Edwards
>"If"
Elijah Howard
Why couldn't they cast someone cute as Jon?
Parker Lee
small penis are better to impregnate
Blake Martin
THE WHOOOORE IS PREGNANT
Samuel Morris
she just had a large lunch
Camden Martinez
what kind of food does dany eat?
Joshua Hernandez
Mostly dog fetuses and locusts.
Jacob James
>Dany gives birth
>Jon stabs Dany
>Jon has to raise his bastard(s), who never knew their mother, at the Wall
What does George mean by this?
Zachary Richardson
i believe she has eaten dog sausage, stuffed olives and apricots in the books. she also enjoys penor
Jack Rogers
Targ cum
Bentley Garcia
KING IN DA NORF
Hunter Long
Just got to the scene where Irri fingers dany and honestly was that even needed? Just appeals to the perverse male fantasy
Levi Long
how did they get away with this?
Alexander Nelson
sure, that and he hates tyrion
Connor Cox
So did Robert and Ned ever... you know...
Xavier Cooper
Overthrow an incestous monarchy? Yes
Camden Bailey
>muscled like a maiden's fantasy
Christopher Gutierrez
Stannis & Davos have both been married once before. Now they’re together and Stannis is pregnant and scared.
Thankfully Davos (already a successful father of seven) is there to reassure him that it will all be just fine.
Ethan Powell
why does grrm write all these cringe descriptions
Hudson Cook
do you know who else is muscled like a maiden's fantasy?
Jose Lee
Davos.
Daniel King
god i wish that were me (davos)
Kayden Howard
ANYONE DIES WITH A CLEAN SWORD I'LL RAPE HIS FUCKING CORPSE
Ryder Bailey
How has every single Kingsguard before Barristan served for life? Did they all die in battle when there have only been a handful of armed conflicts in the 300 years of Targ rule or do they keep them even when they are too old to walk and wait for them to drop dead?
Adrian Gutierrez
And they replaced it with another incestuous monarchy. Bravo.
Henry Turner
I thought Twin said there was precedence for removing someone from the Kingsguard
Luis Thompson
1st for Mord!
Thomas Hernandez
They should at least have to pass annual physicals.
Isaiah Wright
I only see two girls there
Adam Baker
Does the physical involve a finger in the bum?
Samuel Bennett
>Season 1 Tyrion
Chase Robinson
>finger in the bum
who was the most based character and why was it Euron?
Zachary Brown
>Oberyn will never take you up the rear while you eat Ellarias cunny
Why live?
Hudson Wood
>comparing that twink to a 6 and a half foot tall horned god with a giant's strength and the smell of leather and blood
Dylan Rivera
shut up ned, jaime is pure and manly and has only ever fucked his sister unlike slutty thot bobby
Nicholas Hall
what was even the point of this character
barely does anything then gets killed by the mountain
Sebastian Smith
Yes all kingsguards must have healthy prostates in case the king requires to fuck them in the ass
Zachary Scott
did Robert fuck whores before Lyanna's death?
Ethan Roberts
BESSY AND HER GREAT BIG TITS
Benjamin Wood
>what is the dornish master plan
Burn in hell pleb
Jackson Foster
Yes. He literally impregnated one while believing that Lyanna is getting raped somewhere.
Xavier Foster
>the dornish master plan
Liam Cooper
so he never really loved her. what a cunt
renly's another faggot, Stannis is truly the best Baratheon
Colton White
imagine sticking your fingers up jaime's ass to check his prostate and then pulling them out only to find them covered in shit
Cameron Jones
He also cheats on his wife with Melly
Jeremiah Scott
>the best Baratheon
*blocks your path*
Julian Hill
>weak men will never rule dorne
YASSSSS QUUUEEEENNN SLAYYYY GURLLLL
Carson Watson
>Joff
>Baratheon
Cameron Rivera
He was doing his duty
Jayden Lopez
He didn't really know her. All Baratheon bros just want to belong to another family. For Bobby it's the Starks, for Renly it's the Tyrells, and for Stannis it's R'hllorism and/or Davos.
Dominic Hall
>a weak man rules Dorne after she dies in a dungeon
Based
Jace Miller
tl;dr baratheons are all cucks
Gabriel Gomez
i sad Baratheons, not bastards born out of incest
Cooper Hughes
why didnt you protect her
Chase Gutierrez
We weren't there
Carson Adams
look at selyse. she's a cold frigid bitch. can you blame him?
Lincoln Hall
DON'T BELIEVE JON SNOW'S LIES!
Elijah Campbell
But i did
Tyler Morales
Levi Young
I don't listen to filth
Jacob Rivera
Claim your waifu and pick one lewd thing to do with them. I claim Jaime and pick sitting on his lap, stripping him naked and feeding him until he vomits and shits all over me.
Brandon James
I claim dany and pick giving her children and cuddling with her.
Aiden Perry
Jackson Long
Dany
H*lding h*nds
Robert Hill
his oldest bastard is already a grown woman by AGoT
Jayden Morris
hard truths cut both ways, ser davos
Gavin Ross
I claim Stannis and I want him to be my biological dad.
Gavin Nguyen
if the best ruler is one that doesn't want to rule... then doesn't that mean bobby b was the best king?
Jackson Edwards
How would Stannis raise a son?
Christian Butler
Anyone got that edit of homer simpson relaxing in Lannister merch?
Aiden Torres
no because his story wasn't strong enough
Landon Carter
Probably by delegating the kid to Davos and Cressen.
Daniel Bennett
Rewatched s8 for the first time
I don't hate it but at the same time it does feel rushed.
Will there be sequels to this or only prequels?
Jordan Murphy
>Oberyn dies trying to avenge the death of his family
>avenge him by killing more of his family
Jaxon Morales
I don't know, but I want daddy Stannis to take my maidenhood
Jordan Powell
>I claim Stannis and I want him to be my biological dad.
I hope the winters aren't harsh where you live.
Grayson Jackson
Prequels are already in production.
Sequels, who knows? Some actors (like Clarke) have gone on record saying they won't come back, but offer them enough money and they might change their minds.
Jackson James
Gilly, eat her booty
Josiah Garcia
>he doesn't hate Arya killing NK
>he doesn't hate the Army of the Dead not getting past Winterfell
>he doesn't hate the fact that was no White Walker battle in the Long Night
>he doesn't hate that the Long Night was in fact a short night
>he doesn't hate that nobody gives a fuck about winter
>he doesn't hate that suddenly Jon and Dany can't marry after the facts that happened in S7
Adam Miller
I looked for you in the catalog
Andrew Ramirez
cute pajeet
Adam Myers
>tfw you'll never sacrifice yourself for Stannis
why even live? Shireen was lucky that won't happen in the books btw
Hunter Thomas
Please stop posting that picture it's so disgusting
Asher Thompson
Imagine picking Dany over the sultry Yunkai whore
Jack Bailey
Reminder that Stannis accomplished absolutely nothing.
Eli Roberts
>he doesn't want to see Stephen in HD
go back to fapping to niko's ugly feet
Jordan King
Cameron Hall
FOREIGN BASTARD
Jayden Torres
Guys, please, your husbandos are both pretty.
Mason Ward
David Cruz
Niko in HD is much nicer to look at
Carter Butler
For me, it's Khal Drogo
James Taylor
>she watches you drink horse piss, throw up and shit yourself
>is still sexually attracted to you
Shit writing, women are too shallow for that to happen.
Benjamin Bell
>couldn't even pick up a sword
Nathan Foster
he started it. but i agree
he hasn't aged as well as daddy Stephen
Ian Ross
why does jason momoa still appear at cast events
Adrian Wright
Stannis becoming King while Jon and Dany run off together is the absolute best ending
Joshua Butler
>implying chad can't piss his bed and shit his pants and still have roasties all over him
COPE
James White
Because he's based as fuck.
Colton Brown
It really is, GOD DAMNIT
Cameron Kelly
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
Jayden Gonzalez
>implying Stannis wouldn't want Dany dead
Jose Sanchez
jaime only shit his pants because he was delirious after getting his hand cut off. he probably just sat there and shit himself while he hallucinated sitting on the toilet. you've got to admit there's something extremely sexy about it
Christopher Flores
Did you read the book? Chad or not, no woman would ever want to fuck Jaime after seeing what the Brave Companions did to him. Brienne is unrealistic.
Gabriel Hughes
looks like ezra miller in that pic
I don't think he should be that extreme of a pretty boy, he had Ned's face which was pretty plain
Gabriel Bennett
not a powerful enough story
Carson Gray
Jon is Stannis’s loyal man and keeps Dany in a constant state of pregnancy so she doesn’t get any funny ideas about taking back the throne
Logan Turner
Winterfell is SHIT
Snow is SHIT
Cold is SHIT
Caleb Hughes
>Stannis becoming King while Jon marries Shireen to join their houses is the absolute best ending
Fixed.
Alexander Cook
So how about that king bran the broken ending huh
Ethan Thompson
women are plebs. i want jaime to fuck me missionary and shit and vomit all over the bed while he does it
Jason Powell
>settling for a distant cousin preteen
>over a hot aunt with dragons
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
Henry Bailey
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Youtube "critics" are stealing our memes
Anthony Thomas
>implying Jon isn't the cutest boy of the Seven Kingdoms
Justin Nelson
>hot springs
>hot water pumped through walls
>glass gardens
winterfell is comfy as fuck
winterfell is comfy
Jacob Parker
>>hot water pumped through walls
wasn't that only in cat's room?
Cameron Moore
I don't know how that duplicate line got there but oh well joys of phoneposting
Chase Barnes
why couldn't she just live happily ever after in essos bros
Christopher Roberts
Fuck the Starks
Grayson Ortiz
Dany is an insane cunt. Jon must become Stannis's heir and marry into house Baratheon. It is his duty to the realm.
Levi Bennett
idk I mean probably only a few chambers but enough
Nicholas Allen
The night king wins and purges westeros
James Nguyen
>Jon must become Stannis's heir
Not his problem, is it? There are plenty of men for that future pile of ashes, Shireen, to marry. Ramsay Bolton, for instance.
Caleb Baker
How does this image make you feel?
Samuel Rivera
He will do his duty or he will burn. House Baratheon needs an infusion of animu magic.
Mason Lee
the starks are based
Connor Mitchell
>This is our moment to shine.
Josiah Cook
Sick.
Nathan Taylor
The Night King wins and purges Planetos
Anthony Kelly
That ship isn't hot anymore because they are only cousins.
Gavin Jenkins
you mean retarded
Henry Young
>King! King! King!
Fucking bird subverting our expectations
Eli Nelson
book winterfell is much larger, and varied than show winterfell which is basically a medium sized keep with stables.
Josiah Brown
Was that supposed to be a radiation joke, or am I autistic?
Henry Price
She is too tall for him
Aiden Russell
stannis should have backed robb
Chase Adams
That'd mean their children would be directly related to both Rob and Lyanna.
Elijah Cruz
Also based
Adrian Wood
Reminder that Winterfell and Castle Black are the same set.
Asher Morgan
>What's wrong? Don't know how to do it? I can show you how.
w-what did she mean by this
Jayden Hill
>whoever marries Sansa will have to deal with her sucking off random soldiers and servant boys every day
THE SLAG IN THE NORTH!
Henry Powell
Why do you think he married her irl?
Isaac King
The boy Joffery at least thought he was the legitimate king. Robb Stark knew he was a usurper and the punishment for that is death.
Adam Hernandez
I would kill for a ASOIAF Strategy RPG.
Jayden Myers
>implying sansa will ever get to do either of those things
>implying that the free and independent north won't be iron born clay in less than a month
Caleb Myers
"Shine" is apparently nuke worker slang for radiation (e.g. "gamma shine"), so I think so.
He was a kino one-scene character for sure.
Grayson Perry
>Sex for Dummies
Kevin Bailey
imagine marrying rose and having her roleplay as ygritte
Bentley Gonzalez
Crusader Kings 2 with GOT mod, fren.
Hunter Brooks
>Why do you think he married her irl?
Cope mechanism for not getting Emilia
Anthony Garcia
but rose is superior
Mason Phillips
I get why he's in rehab and fucking french prostitutes, imagine having had a shot at Emilia and blown it.
Jeremiah Gonzalez
>french prostitutes
why not danish prostitutes?
Levi Nelson
>'ate Rose
>'ate the Lannisters
>luv the North
>luv coke
>luv Emilia
>simple as
Austin Cooper
Are you SURE about that?
>imagine having had a shot at Emilia and blown it.
>and blown it.
Quite literally
Leo Jackson
I mean he did bang Emilia but she got too used to the big shots in Hollywood until Leto finally broke her both mentally and physically so now she dates chavs again.
Kevin Edwards
weren't they russian whores? one of them revenge porned him with no monetary gain, she just wanted people to laugh at manlets with her.
Joseph Johnson
Ryan Redwyne was removed as Lord Commander to serve as Hand. After realising he was shit at that he was sent back to be LC, the guy who took his spot was presumably sacked.
Other than that they all died or tried as traitors during various shenanigans like the Dance.
Adam Jackson
Cope Kit, move on bro. You're a married man already
Juan Kelly
Hell, I'd fuck Jared Leto. He's the prettiest man in Hollywood.
Jason Young
But Rose can't compare
Zachary Mitchell
I would much rather have sex with Josh Brolin
Lucas Roberts
Is this Kit's biggest smile ever photographed? I wonder why...
Luis Diaz
Probably a better likelihood of that happening too, I remember how he cried like a little bitch when James Cameron called him a stupid kike to his face for not taking a part in Avatar 2. Brolin would probably be a catcher.
Alexander Miller
My queen cant be this cute
Angel Ward
Then you're a faggot.
Brandon Cox
anyone saying "well it's not their fault they ran out of published material" is just wrong. They skipped over about two books worth of material, in truth.
Justin Clark
since the other thread got deleted, posting here
Ryan Martinez
Lindsay is awful, big shock
John Perez
She obviously didn't read the books, her opinion is irrelevant.
Camden Johnson
my god, look at all those beta males.
Angel Gonzalez
>Sex for Dummies
did he bought it?
Nolan Wood
>Robb Stark
>usurper
He didn't want to take Stannis' throne, he just wanted Northern independence.
Lincoln Wood
Why do he knows how to do oral that well being a virgin?
William Perez
The North belongs to Stannis by rights. Independence is usurpation.
Lincoln Barnes
If Stannis had backed Northern indepedence, the combined forces of Stark and Baratheon could have taken on the Lannisters and Stannis would be King
Gavin Long
That is as likely of a scenario as Stannis bending the knee to Joff and marrying Cersei.
Henry Barnes
Jackson Harris
Robb was the autistic one. He should have bent the knee to his king.
Nolan Gray
>He should have bent the knee to his king.
You can't bend the knee to yourself, user
Andrew Rodriguez
To be fair Greatjon Umber kinda started and solidified the Northern independence by himself in 2 minutes flat. Not much Robb could have done.
Landon Butler
Stannis would have probably married him to Shireen.
Brody Nelson
based robbfag
Gabriel Williams
>user, get on your knees. Now.
how do you respond?
Sebastian Lewis
Nobody wants you as king.
Thomas Jackson
Eat shit, Stannis.
Oliver Hall
Is he a ham?
Xavier Taylor
Christian Collins
I bend the knee
Bentley Hernandez
I didn't vote for you
Robert Phillips
>vote
Jonathan Fisher
Horses wouldn't be so retarded to pick an autistic cripple as king
Robert Mitchell
Based. And Stannis gets extra heirs
Chase Morales
>has only ever fucked his sister
*COUGH*
Jacob Collins
He had to pay Cersei back for Lancel, the Kettleblacks and Moonboy
Jace Jackson
>elect a broke foreign cripple with no army king
>let him gave a council of oathbreakers, lowborns, kinslayers and incompetents
>leaving you free and clear to rebuild, make new alliances with other kingdoms, raise a larger army and take a defenseless King's Landing begging for proper leadership, money and food
I think those lords knew exactly what they were doing
William Foster
>Jaime and Cersei hugging as rubble fall around them
>"hey cersei"
>"yeah"
>"I fucked Brienne last week, the last person i had sex with wasnt you, lmao you ugly whore i only love as a sister now"
>"no wait jai-"
Juan Ortiz
Jaime is a noble man who only sleeps with women he legitimately has feelings for.
Jackson Rogers
YOU KNOW ITS THE FAITH MILITANT
Caleb Morgan
>Her cover story amused her, but not Jon. She was a highly prized whore from Lys, where some still had Valyrian colouring, sold to the brothel they resided in for exclusive use by select customers.
>The brothel madam was a hefty woman with enormous breasts called Bessie, a friend of Varys, and a secret Targaryen loyalist
BESSIE?
BESSIE BETRAYED THE STAG FOR A DRAGON?
Leo Cooper
Did Brienne and the Faith Militant share a common goal in beating up Loras Tyrell?
Dominic Howard
Everyone wants to beat up Loras Tyrell.
Adam Hughes
>it's a Stannis tries to kill his kin episode
Justin Ross
It's a Sansa betrays her kin episode
Austin Lopez
>can literally have any woman in the seven kingdoms he wants
>he chooses the ugliest one because of mutal feelings and respect towards each other
Austin Thomas
Are there any good Jon-Sansa fanfics
Aiden Lee
No, Sansa is a Bolton-Lannister whore who has tried to kill Jon twice.
Cameron Howard
I obviously meant pre-ruined Sansa
Aaron Rogers
No. They're all written by sansafags, are sansa-centric and told from Sansa's perspective mostly
Leo Foster
>pre-ruined Sansa
She was ruined the moment she came out the womb. There are plenty of fics between her and The Hound, whom she actually wants to fuck. I suggest you search for those.
Ryder Richardson
There's this oneshot about Jon being forced to marry Sansa and then feeling guilty about how good it feels to dick her down only to submit to his urges
Yea Forums fucks up ao3 links though
Nicholas Lopez
Ok danyfag
Jacob Cooper
>another sansa worship fic
Fuck off
Nicholas Parker
I thought Euron was talking about Cersei's ass.
Camden Cox
Do you read these to get off to descriptions of Jon
Cooper Collins
Friendly reminder that Stannis and Dany are both losers.
Imagine supporting anyone besides the one fairly elected monarch.
Jordan Kelly
Those are the best kind of fics though
Brandon Fisher
imagine supporting this rape obsessed creep
Jordan Lee
Show Brienne is hot though.
Jackson Russell
>fairly elected
>implying he wasn't warging all the lords on the meeting
Jayden Taylor
How high was he here
Hunter Cooper
>fairly elected
gerrymandered as fuck
Nathan Harris
Boy!
Julian Campbell
good OP
Isaiah Kelly
>lena_headey
where?
Jordan Hall
Anthony Mitchell
is that really her?
William Young
Robert Baratheon vs Young Griff.
Jace Parker
>great story make good king
Brandon Peterson
Elective monarchy is a recipe for chaos and an actual step backwards in political development. The early barbarian tribes in Europe tended to have elective monarchies, which then became hereditary feudal monarchies, then absolute or semi-absolute monarchies, then constitutional monarchies or republics.
Eli Evans
Younger with a shitton of makeup and photoshop
Benjamin Harris
No, obvious fake.
Carson Russell
>tfw the real ending is more "Disney" than the Disney ending
I wanna go back.
Leo Rogers
Jon/Sansa is the most popular ship in Ao3, but I doubt there any “good” fics
Jaxson Taylor
Of all Disney endings, they picked the worst one.
Elijah Perez
Sansa+anyone is most likely to be the most popular. She is the self-insert of that crowd.
Jordan Richardson
Night king winning or a massive pyrric victory against him would've been the only good ending
Josiah Cruz
>North is independent now which means they elected foreigner as their king
seems legit
Isaiah Murphy
He had probably talked to them twice and considered that a relationship.
Robert Stewart
>Season 8 ends on this shot with this playing
youtu.be
Adrian Powell
pretty god tier ending
Robert Kelly
No, I read fics to see Jon dom a bitch and get worshipped using the chick's mouth, ass and pussy
Eli Edwards
would have been kino as fuck
Angel Russell
>ywn see sam be killed by the night king
>ywn see jon go crazy after the death of his cowardly friend
>ywn see jon accepting his targeryan heritage
>ywn see jon go madtarg
>ywn see jon fighting the night king for 20 episodes
>ywn see jon repopulating westeros with dragon children
Jose Evans
>not Jon sitting on the throne with Lightbringer with Dany's corpse to his right and NK body to his left
Liam Thomas
i'm looking forward to part 2
Oliver Nguyen
>No season-long storyline of various Westerosi factions attempting to hold back the whitewalkers/Others using various guerilla tactics only to get bulldozed for 10 episodes
Nathaniel Murphy
>Daenerys
>dead
Christian White
>See article titled: Game of Thrones episodes worst to best
>The worst was the episode where ramsay rapes sansa because sexism, even tho we also had an episode where theon gets castrated by ramsay (which is 5 times worse then rape) but no one cares.
>the second to worst was the season 4 episode where daario kills the mereen champ and tyrion prepares for trial (yes im serious)
I fucking hate normies
Connor Carter
maario naharis
Jace Butler
Reminder GRRM will NEVER EVER finish his last books because he saw how much people hated the ending with Bran the Broken.
Why bother when he has plenty of other offers on the table from many companies?
Ethan Reyes
Can't disappoint the readers if there are no books and ending to be disappointed in.
Austin Howard
He scrapped Winds of Winter years ago. He already knew the ending was shit and that he has no idea how to reach it.
Jackson Mitchell
>Cercei head
NO
Landon Walker
buzzfeednews.com
>Winds of Winter is the best episode apparently
Liam Lewis
Why was undead Viserion so cool?
Blake Ross
What about when Drogo rapes Dany or when Joff has his kingsguards beat the crap out of Sansa?
Jack Sanchez
You thought the night king would kill a ton of people with him
Oliver Perry
Dany was never raped famalam
James Williams
That episode is so fucking overrated
Jace Sanders
Neither was Sansa when she fucking married the Ramsay out of her own free will
Jason Mitchell
super based and redpilled
Isaiah Foster
Spin off where Jon was born with valyrian looks and Ned send him to Essos when?
But i like Dany too
Leo Stewart
some people don't count and brienne "fivehead" of tarth is one of them
Connor Lee
>Stannis beats bolton
>Jon comes back after shireen is sacrificed due to the pink letter and his stannis wife shenanigans
>f'Aegon takes KL and kills cersei and becomes a "loved" king
>Dany leaves essos, sails to westeros, discovers f'Aegon
>MISSING STORY GOES HERE (I have no idea what george is planning but dany and f'aegon are not going to be friends)
>Dany gets angry, burns him and KL down - maybe the whole city, maybe only the red keep, doesn't matter
>Stannis is shocked, can stand having Jon in the north and sends him to deal with dany
>Prof. Drogon smells Jon, tells dany he's a targaryen, she fucks Jon cause george won't pass on his incest fetish
>She realizes she just wants to shag, convinces Jon to go back to essos, he agrees
>Stannis as AA and Bran as the Prince the was promised fight the others and euron, they find some deus ex magic way to beat them
>Stannis is king and Bran secretly controls him using his freaky mind control
>the end
Jace Clark
the you wouldn't have her corpse next to him
Isaac Parker
I would be ok with her being Jon's Nissa Nissa
Connor Lee
almost
Brayden Gomez
>KINVARA USED PRAY (HIGH VALYRIAN)
>IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE
Colton Bell
Good, but Jon and Dany would fight the Others too
Nathaniel Murphy
Not bad, goes in opposite against the idea of him losing but I like it as a loyal Stannerman.
Jayden Jackson
David Kelly
I watched the first season some years back, but i finally binge watched the whole show
Why are people so butthurt about the ending? It was fucking epic
Asher Harris
>he doesn't know
youtube.com
Connor Flores
>THE SEED IS STRONG
>ONLY THE STRONG CAN REVIVE
Isaiah Fisher
youtube.com
Sindragosa did it better
Carson Thompson
>Jon and Dany are the point of the whole series
>they didn't accomplish anything in the end
What did he mean by this
Angel Wood
For me it's Viserion "The Pale" burning Winterfell down
Alexander Reyes
>Jon and Dany
Dany is a red herring sweetie. Jon is the song of ice and fire. Dany is going to be raped to death by the dothraki at the beginning of tWoW. D&D only kept her on the show for so long because she was a fan favorite.
Christopher Cook
Jon brought everyone together so they could get slaughtered thus putting the Night King into a false sense of confidence allowing Arya to kill him. War is bad, don't fight it or you'll all die, just send an assassin
Dany then proved that Targaryens that everyone thought leant themselves to madness are mad and dangerous wmds that already stopped existing are dangerous. You can't fight bad genes but nurture is important too, nukes and superior force are bad
These are very important lessons user
Kevin Thompson
I know your theory has no basis since the show is over and GRRM told them that Dany dies post Kings Landing sack.
Owen Moore
And people have died and come back before, each by a red priest. And where is Drogon taking her body?
Anthony Rodriguez
Would be better than what we got
Adam Ward
>YWN Marry Brienne
It hurts bros
Eli Stewart
He's taking it to V--. You heard it yourself.
Jose Clark
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The only good part of S08E03
They leaved the Dany cliffhanger so the ending would be bittersweet
Brandon Martinez
It's that time again
Luke Gutierrez
>Tfw we got 3 seasons of shitty man bun Jon
>When Wild Mane Jone was always superior aesthetically
This is now a GoT Aesthetics thread
David Richardson
Idk why Jon's armor suddenly became so shit upon resurrection. He should've been wearing Robb armor as soon as he became king in da norf
Jacob Smith
book euron>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>show euron
Anthony Rogers
you're very rude
Oliver Taylor
Sam says Volantis, you can hear him say it even though Bronn talks over him
Isaac King
yes, mom?
Angel Richardson
shit taste, user
Samuel Barnes
It was the show increasingly conforming to idiotic Hollywood clichés (like Han Solo having to wear the same outfit for 20 years so as not to confuse the audience in TFA, or Picard having to be retconned as bald in his Academy photo in Nemesis because the viewers are literally too stupid to understand that someone with hair can become bald). Same deal with him still being called "Jon Snow" after he becomes KitN – kings have the power to confer legitimacy and he derives his appeal from being known as Ned Stark's son, so reason would dictate that if the Northern lords believe they can declare him king by acclamation, they would also by the same stroke be declaring him a legitimate Stark. How the fuck could "Snow", the default Northern bastard name, constitute a royal house?
Brayden Rogers
Is Stannis Yea Forums's self insert? I mean he really isnt that great of a character. Hes complicated but he would be a shit ruler.
bobby b is the GOAT baratheon (also not a great ruler though)
James Williams
>Is Stannis Yea Forums's self insert? I mean he really isnt that great of a character. Hes complicated but he would be a shit ruler.
>bobby b is the GOAT baratheon (also not a great ruler though)
Dominic Parker
werent only like 2 targaryens crazy though?
James Cook
>met gf and moved in together
>raging alcoholic at home
>she had no clue
>no one does to this day
>cry and piss myself to sleep while breaking shit almost every night
>she "loved" me and put up with my shit
>broke up with her as soon as she mentioned talking about it to my family
>she was heartbroken
>still drink a lot and not chad
>had multiple relationships since then but they don't last because i find them boring and am in love with a female friend who hasn't dated anyone since we've known each other
Females are weird like that. If there's something they find attractive about you, they'll disregard your shitty side and try to fix you.