Tfw they're a Reifag

>tfw they're a Reifag

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>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>Yup, that's me. You're probably asking yourself, "how did he ever become an asukafag?" Well to find out, first, we have to go back to the beginning
>*VHS rewinds to OP filling captcha while sucking twenty four black cocks simultaneously*
>*the viscous fluid of their python jizz fills his gaping mouth before spilling over, pouring over his cheeks in beats as the pack member's member pulsates, the sickening girth writhing around like a starving worm*
>*OP begs for more, but all sound is released in muffled gasps as he struggles to even move his tongue properly through the thick mass of nigger cum*
>mmph na-not thss faur guys, tu mmph aaahh faaar backkk
>*VHS fast forwards to a week later as OP hits the post button*

Is this Yea Forums?

for me it's misato and that blonde bitch

Ritsuko.
But she is worst girl. Imagine shagging your own dad then getting btfo and killed by him.

the best rei

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OP sounds like the tits
> I'm cumin user

Nevermind then. I haven't watched it in ages and didn't even remember that. All I remember was that Misato was a mommy roommate that would crush beers and flirt with Shinji.

>Evangelion is not a TV show

Imagine having such a flaming homosexual imagination that you picture men getting gangfucked by other men in such detail and then post about it on a Chinese checkers website

>japanese rick and morty
no thanks

Rei is a turbo autist, just like her fans. Asuka is for high test chads. Deal with it.

I just started watching this cartoon so I finally get the memes

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I really want to be bullied by Asuka

Based Asuka

No, it's not. It's an anime series you fucking weeb

Based and Asukapilled

Is it projected from the sky? Is it beamed directly into your brain? No, it's made for TV, thus making it a TV show no matter how pedantic you try and be.

>Insists something is called 'anime' instead of a TV show
>Calls others weebs

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Yeah. And what the fuck of it?

Yes. This is my actual collection.

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Based Ultra autist

For me, it's Mari Makinami Illustrious. The best EVA pilot.

what's the next instalment in the series and should I watch it?

cringe. come back in 10 years, kid

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I know you'll get teased about that but I'm jealous that you can be passionate about something.
>tfw no passion

go back to Yea Forums bullyfag

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