ITS UP. Star Trek Discovery Season 2 re:View

“The dumbest written show on television”

Have you watched the short they did?

Here's your summary you lazy cunt

youtube.com/watch?v=cn4fW0EInqw

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It's a perfectly fine sci-fi show. Sure it has its flaws but I still enjoy it

I likes STar Trek back when it was about human interaction, humanity and morality instead of sci fi mumbo jumbo and space battles.

Why?

Mike is a big guy

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>t.

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>ITS UP.
I know I saw! I ran right to Yea Forums to see what you guys were saying about it.

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Nerdy Science Fiction shows that used to be made by nerds for nerds are now being made by Jocks, normies, reddtors and cool kids, and they are making them dumb for a new fake nerd culture.

Rich Evens is right you know.

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is this chick even hot?

Regarding Picard show. I'm calling it right now:
Picard's consciousness is going to end up uploaded into a computer of whatever the fuck the ship the show is going to take place. This will happen either by the end of season 1 or by the end of the first episode.
For the rest of the show it will be Picard's hologram, which will also give excuse for his shitty tarkin-style cgi in case Patrick Stewart dies.

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no

damn bill burr´s wife LooKs like THAT?

>Rich Evens is right you know
He always is

RLM on macaulay culkin podcast
youtube.com/watch?v=e_hubfcyPWw

macaulay is so annoying

mike/rich is the only good content they make now

macoley too

I just about almost threw up after now knowing that their parody video is exactly the same as the actual shows lines.

"I like Science"
"This is the power of Math people!" -- "Indeed it is ensign"
"This is so fucking awesome you guys"

like holy fucking shit this show is reddit as hell.
I don't even love Star Trek, Ive watched a few seasons of TNG and thats it, but this looks like total dogshit.

Worse yet, it looks like its trying to be something it isn't, its entire plot seems straight out of comic book bullshit.

Mike is looking old

Dying inside does that to you.

Well that was worth staying up till 4am to watch in its entirety while eating dry instant noodles and massaging myself with coco goats milk jelly
Have this large women picture as my thanks

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alcohol is bad for you

Gross she's fat

Based shes thicc

>This is the power of math, people.
>everybody starts clapping
This looks like a TV adaption of a copypasta.

We can and will go thicker

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This is peak kino, all I want in life is Mike and rich talking trek.

WHOA THANKS JAY! THANKS FOR SHILLING REDDIT PLEBBIT MEMEIA ON 4CHANNEL SO I KNOW TO WATCH ALL YOUR VIDEOS DONT FORGET TO LIKE SUBSCRIBE AND DONATE TO THE PATREON TOO THIS IS TOTALLY NOT CANCEROUS Yea Forums SHIT AT ALL

Given how high quality and high budget literally everything else was, why do you suppose the writing of all things is so godawful?

You must be insufferable in real life.

bitch look like she finna be cast in the eraserhead remake

How has this show not been cancelled yet? I doubt CBS All Access has millions of subscribers to be able to cover the cost of this show.

>watching e-celeb garbage like this
You must be out of your mind bored and zombified by watching youtube all day

too skinny

>too skinny
Here ha go mate imagine the milkers hahahah mooooo
Nah it's usually pretty shit with hitb chuckie beigg so boring I didn't finish it.

This was good though

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Bring back Jessie.

GODS she was Thicc those fucking birthing hips I bet quintuplits would fall out of her pusy like a big wet shit splat imagine the smell of all her babies and yours hitting the ground as they cry for her massive bosoms

She has to settle that jewelry theft case first.

21 producers in opening credits

>"I like science!" and "This is the power of math," were actual lines

I never would have suspected this from their skit. That's terrible.

These guys still make videos? Jesus.

>21 producers
And not a single one had more then a superficial amount of writing skill.

I stopped watching after S1E4. Is season 2 really worse? It sounds like that from RLM

Thanks, I watch these two so I don´t have to suffer through any STD content.
The couple of seconds there were almost too much already.

And I miss Star Trek too.
:(

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Now that they've hit 1M subs, they can kick their heels up and retire.

>ITS UP

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They say it's better.

What if black people just all left lol haha

>reddit letter media

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kek that's literally what they say at the very end

Is Mike drinking a Monster?

all me

he's turning into one

No they don´t.
A VERY FEW couple early eps did OK Trek, rest is Kurtzman-shit.

No. Jessie was totally overrated. She kept the boys in line, and made them feel ashamed for acting like guys. Plus shes was a ginger fat in her 30s. Now shes a even fatter ginger in her 40s. Mike can keep her hidden away behind the camera forever for all I care.

>best episodes are their star trek conversations
>the dumb reddit fanbase makes them review star wars and shitty horror movies
this is democracy manifest

WHAT THE FUCK do Producers even do??

Isn´t that what the effin writers are for?

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Producers give money.

>producers plan and coordinate various aspects of film production, such as selecting the script; coordinating writing, directing, and editing; and arranging financing

The job of a producer is to be either a guy with a lot of financing or be able to arrange financing. Then it's a method of putting all the pieces together. Producers hire directors, writers, casting directors and make sure a specific vision is being kept.

>Mike with a Defiant shirt
nice

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What the fuck are you talking about retard?

producers do: nothing good. mostly they're given out to make deals
>I'll attach my name to your project, allowing you to secure a loan, if you give me a producer credit
unfortunately they ALSO claim to have creative control any time it suits them and then someone with a real job has to go and fight them.

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OH NO NO NO NO

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HER HEAD!

No more gross looking characters on my tv screen...Imagine.
Don't tease me like that, user. You know perfectly well that dreams don't come true.

>they dont even talk about tilly

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>Spock makes a law that Starfleet can kill you if you ever mention Discovery, Spore Drives or Michael Burnham
Jesus, they didn't even try reconciling this shitty series with the canon. Just swept it under the rug.

>All YOU PEOPLE look the same to me.
Why did Mike make this racist and offensive comment?

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a lesson to us all

You mean that fat STD chick that looks like a Garbage Pail troll?

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Those STD episodes are so infuriatin.
>two fat manchildren huff their own farts as they talk about how much smart they are
They even acknowledge the fact that older treks were full of dumb shit too, but Mike quickly changes the subject to "nerds replaced by jocks". What a sad joke.

wow, you must be the kind of low iq soap opera guy that misses the point and goes straight to an emotional angle that they were talking about.

I agree, release the SnyderCut!

Whatever CBS

Go back to your aptly named STD "show".

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wow, you must be the kind of low iq rick and morty fedore waering cuck who thinks watching dumb show for children from 20 years ago makes you smarter than people who watch dumb show for children from 2 months ago

in older star trek episodes even if the science is bunk the plot thread still functions as a good story

user, can you please explain to me why discovery went into the future after they killed control and the day had been won?

>RedditLetterMedia
Go home.

That's why that troll spams pics of it

OH MY GOD IS THAT JACKIE CHAN?!

>in older star trek episodes even if the science is bunk the plot thread still functions as a good story
Didn't stop them from implying that they are big brain scientists amongst neckbeards because they enjoy older treks.
>user, can you please explain to me why discovery went into the future after they killed control and the day had been won?
I don't know, I didn't watch STD because it looks like dogshit.

Where's Bashirfaggot?

they basically explained in the fucking video that the show isnt for people who know things about science or like science. like there's a thing where they see light from a beacon 10,000 light years away. and they see this the second it turns on. that's retarded. Why am I even explaining this to you, you're probably just mad they didnt like a batman movie or something holy shit