Another MCU hit post-Endgame

>another MCU hit post-Endgame
How do we stop it?

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>hit
>has made 0 dollars
sounds like a bomb

Dude that's not answer. That's just an unrelated statement. How do we stop it?

They really have perfected to formula of making mass produced movies.

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Dislike the MCU and everything it stands for but I have to give it to Marvel and Disney for the consistency of sure-fire hits. Shame that their model is what general audiences flock to instead of other films but hey, it keeps the world happy.

He literally stops it right after this scene. There has to be a way.

>MCU is so successful that even self sabotage isn't enough to stop them
I really thought they would hire big name directors like how DC hired Nolan and made riskier ventures after the Avengers. I'm on the wrong timeline.

So, hypothetically, if the MCU makes their first sure flop, will it be the big turnaround? I'm talking really bad. I mean, Dark World and Hulk are in the lower end of the MCU spectrum but they were enough that it still didn't destroy the MCU and it was a different time when they were out.

Been reading how the franchise can take a flop and still survive but I feel like that how they've been consistently getting good response both critical and commercial, it has gotten to the point that it's so large, the first critical and commercial flop is going to really be a stinger. It's those things people are waiting to happen out of curiosity especially where the series is now.

The river... drown it!

They'll never get a bad reception.

Half of rotten tomatoes now is youtubers and dorks from fucking geek oriented sites.

They'll shill for this dogshit every time.

If a flop happens and nothing changes for 2-3 movies, They'll probably slowly die down no matter how good some of the future movies get. I honestly couldn't give a shit about FFH and how bad it could be. It's Dr Strange 2, Eternals and Shang Chi that I'm more interested in how they'll turn out. GOTG1 and Winter Soldier honestly saved the MCU when they turned out to be good movies.

It’s almost like people like Spider-Man.

>soiboy critics giving a 100 to any Marvel film no matter what
woah, based film critics

The problem is this Spider-Man isn't Spider-Man enough. They did the Iron Man bullshit twice in a row.

>Lower than Spider-Man 2 and Spider Verse.
OH NO NO NO NO.

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this is why i don't like MCU Spidey. He's Iron-Lad, not Spider-man

I was honestly expecting this one to crash and burn, simply based on it having a cross-promotion with Papa John's. If history is any indicator, movies that promote with Papa John's always end up being shit (Transformers Revenge of the Fallen, X-Men Origins Wolverine, Ghostbusters '16).

RT is certainly premium shilling. There’s no doubt. The marvel movies are so bad and not a single one dips below 60%? It’s like it’s so blatant people can’t believe it.

>everything it stands for
Which is what, you fucking aspie? Who says stuff like that over capeshit?

>Yea Forums still doesn't know how RT works

this is 4channel, nigger faggot. Enlighten me

and homecoming

You’re an idiot.

Or, as we call it, a negative void coefficient!

You won’t. People genuinely love it and contrarians, cynics and incels just don’t understand why or what makes it good. Yeah I said it. GOOD.

It's worse than The Amazing Spider-Man.
Only Spider-Man film it's better than is The Amazing Spider-Man 2.

People also genuinely love Transformers, doesn't make it a good movie.

This is why dumb dumbs on Yea Forums can’t just chill and enjoy harmless stuff like the MCU just because fucking Disney owns it or whatever the cynical excuse happens to be for them. They’re on the other end of the spectrum of say; people who go to college for gender studies. Same stupid. Same cognitive bias. Different spot.

Reading into a broad overtly general statement much? Lol Who’s aspie here m?

>Marvel
>RT
Will you ever stop being surprise?

Don’t pay for it. Mock those who do. They’re more than earning it. If they try to defend themselves by deflecting onto it being a kids film, tell them

>”No!”

Comic books and cartoons were made for children and young people. What Disney’s making is for straight-up retards.

I don't have that Captain Marvel review handy but it was essentially "Marvel knows their formula and you know how to watch it"
Like say what you will about the MCU but that's such a dire thing to say

your shit is all retarded

This, the thread is based unironically on some sort of desperate Brain Trust by unemployed brainlets to unseat a billion dollar franchise with mass appeal. How can people be so cucked by reality?

>kill off Iron Man
>Spidey movies are still only about him
youtu.be/jpE-w6h4tZw

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He didn't stop it, he destroyed it.

Tom Holland is a beautiful, sweet kid, he makes an excellent Spider-Man. I hate a lot of what Marvel do but I’m not joining in with any attempts to shit on his career. Zendaya can burn in lava for all I care though.

He is Spider-Man, cut this nonsense out. I think you’re watching the Raimi films through rose tinted glasses, the “iron boy” meme is tired old shit that can be debunked by simply watching Civil War and Homecoming.

Drown Amy Pascal in the Hudson
Fuck off FBI it's a fucking joke

Pros of this film
>Amazing cast in Holland and Gyllenhaal
>Good support cast with Happy, Ned, Aunt May, even Flash has appeal as a slimy bully
>relatable high school stuff
>lighthearted with more serious moments
>cameos from other Marvel stars
>Decent entertainment for all ages

Cons
>Appalling casting and characterisation for MJ

Zendaya isn’t enough to crash the MCU alone, And people who don’t like Peter being a teen are brainlets missing the strategy to allow Holland 10 years or so in the role as we watch Peter age.

You can't rig it, for one thing. Not unless you pay off literal hundreds of different magazines. If you think Disney is doing that for a Marvel formula that already prints money, you are brain-dead.

So do you just make statements with no meaning or thought behind them? Is that the takeaway here?

NPC will NPC. No way to stop it.

>I hate a lot of what Marvel does
Let me guess, does it involve women and blacks?

>NPC NPC NPC NPC NPC NPC NPC BEEP NOOO

they literally own enough media that they can run their own ratings.

And RT is owned by WB you dumb faggot. Disney isn't even the second largest media company in the States.

marvel literally doesn't even need to try and people will still flood the theaters just due to the marvel brand

I dunno, there seemed to be a lot of reviews saying Captain Marvel isn't a good movie, some even saying its feminist message was pretty hollow.

>that cut to civil war
goddamn this editing sucks

nevermind doing spidey in europe as a spy thriller which is the most unspidey thing ever

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i liked most marvel movies, i love jake kinohaal and i think holland's spiderman is pretty good
but i still feel no interest whatsoever to see Far From Home
I feel like there are many more people like this and that MCU will start deflating sooner than later

Japan here, just watched it, anyone want spoilers or have they already been posted?

>but hey, it keeps the world happy
I hate what the MCU has done to the industry, but there’s a lot of truth to this. Everywhere I’ve traveled, from remote areas of Peru to Thailand to South Africa to South Korea, people might not speak our language or have much shared cultural context but if you can manage to exchange a few words about movies they will reference the Marvel flicks. Kind of incredible, given that the leader is a guy wrapped in an American Flag called Captain USA who is portrayed as having the clearest moral authority and strength of character in the franchise

Nice digits

You seem clinically stupid from this bizarre reaction to a reasonable and clear cut post, but the MCU certainly stands for a great many things, chief among them lighthearted, unserious approach to storytelling, gratuitous humor wherever possible, relentless cross-promotion and brand-focused plotting, unchallenging ideas and characters, more recently woke pandering in casting and writing, and a general attempt to appeal as broadly as possible by glossing over any complexities with jokes and resetting the status quo for characters on a whim whenever it’s convenient
Have you, like, seen any of the movies we’re discussing, user? They absolutely have a house style, as flicks made primarily by the same producers maintaining a tight leash on all directors

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You wanna talk about un-spidey, tye end credit scene has JJJ revealing Spider-Mans identity to the world

aaaaaaaah fucking why!?

they didnt even established JJJ yet

>but they were enough that it still didn't destroy the MCU
because both of these made big money?

If they don't shove X-Men or Fantastic 4 out the window, they're going to start tipping over. Nobody gives a shit about any of the characters besides GOTG, Dr Strange, and Spiderman.

the chad Iron Man vs the virgin spider boy

he's the host of 'controversial news source' the daily bugle dot net which is in no way inspired by infowars daaht caahmm.

Well here he is

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>that wall of text
You're the type of bugman who just repeats phrases without thinking and then gets mad when you are asked to extrapolate. Pathetic. Do you say things like "glib facsimile" too and think that's an opinion?

pussy

>TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE WITH A BOX OF SCRAP

It's weird how the right pic looks more like InfoWars than real InfoWars.

Is there anything they're not remaking for some gay ass liberal pov?

Jameson was a established news guy, not a crank. People always mistrusted mainstream "fake news", it's what he represented. Parker was supposed to be his employee wtf

I didn't even know the actor came back for the role

>Reflexively defends the MCU against obvious and widely acknowledged criticisms
>Calls others ‘bugmen’
Are you making an intentional parody of stupid posts or are you actually this touched? I genuinely feel bad for you if it’s the latter, every social interaction of your life must be painful and stilted for all involved

Great, a colbert segment in the middle of your movie

Exactly what I always dreamed of

>middle
He said it's the end credits scene, brainlet

Any mention of Osborn?

Wow a movie from a company owned by disney got a high score on a website owned by disney.

Who would have guessed?

I hope J Jones Jameson rants about interdimensional pedophile demons on The Kingpin Experience in the next spiderman movie.

Why would you want to demonize the good people who control news media? Are you one of those small-penis incel maga fellas?

You can't.

Either it will stop itself, or it will keep on trucking. Godzilla movies went on for decades before theh stopped. And Toei still makes Kamen Rider movies every year for 20 years.

You still aren't saying anything.

The advantage the MCU has over every other attempt at a cinematic universe is the variety. A fan of Thor and Iron Man can skip Captain Marvel. Ant-Man fans don't have to watch Dr. Strange 2 to understand Ant-Man 3. It would take multiple flops across different series to kneecap the MCU.

to be honest, one Avenger film flop will be the weakpoint. closest we got was Age of Ultron

You’re illiterate and charmless as well as boring and witless. Good luck out there, I’m not wasting any more time on you

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How am I even "defending" the MCU? I'm mocking you specifically.

please explain how this is a "libruh pov"?

Care to explain how I'm witless?

>Disney owns RT
Brainlets, I swear.

But those "media" rate Disney movies highly just so they can get advanced screenings to their next product, which in turn guarantees their reviews hit the web faster than others' and they get to get more traffic and not die out
It's nothing new, Disney doesn't have to pay anyone, they'll shill for it on their own to keep their business going
And that's in the case that they are aware that they're doing that, they could always just be braindead
Also you literally can't stop it, not until watching movies becomes a niche or something, or for some yet unexplained reason the well dries up
Guess we'll have to wait and see how the next capes- Marvel movies do, and if they start flopping now that Endgame is done
But I wouldn't advise you to hold your breath

>How do we stop good content?
The seething.

Or you know, Disney films could just be well received and made well enough to be liked?

Sure, but personally i just find all of them the same kind of shit
It's not just disney movies either, most studio movies have nothing to do with innovation or a director's vision anymore
Anyways that's just my opinion

stupidest post in the thread

>90% is bad because it's lower than some other movies that are higher

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Do you even read comics?

Having a black tranny play MJ (Zendaya was born a man, look it up) who only got the role cos she suckd off Weintein ruined these films.

Jameson wasnt alex jones. He was the shittier competitor to major newspapers

black mj, bit about slave masters, a preocupation with alex jones as a villain when normal people dont care

>Disney doesn't own RT
I bet you're an Xbox owner.

I think Eternals might be a flop or mediocre

> Or you know, Disney films could just be well received and made well enough to be liked?

Yes except the movies are bad, that's what makes it so strange

Spoil me

So only thing that can destroy the mcu is the mcu.

*Gives you $5000*

The Yea Forums influx on TV, if it weren't already apparent, has reached critical mass
This is to all who wonder who the fuck is enough of a manchild to watch every single capeshit

>g-guys i was merely pretending to be retarded!

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>Look it up, its real
Just roll the sauce faggot

See

He isn’t though. Watching Homecoming proves how little they know about the character. Uncle Ben has zero impact on his and May’s life, he may as well never have existed. Peter never has to struggle with his dual life and how that affects his friendships because regardless of what he does, nothing changes and everything’s fine in the end. He faces zero consequences for anything and he never has to worry about money or his suit because Iron Man has him covered.

I've been burned by the last 4-5 movies. Couldn't care less at this point.

It's gonna make a billion anyway cause it's coming off Endgame.

Hopefully with Phase 4 having no set up, no continuing characters we like (outside of Strange, and whatever the Thor/Guardians are doing), will be the beginning of diminishing returns.

Really couldn't imagine a line for Captain Marvel 2 tickets lol

>I personally think the movies are bad
>that means Disney is engaged in an elaborate conspiracy to buy literal thousands of reviews in an effort to tip the scales on aggregate scoring sites
>It's not that general audiences like them or anything!
Being a schizoid must be hard.

RT is owned by WB you dumb faggot.

>he's still crying about MJ and upset that they mocked a literal snake oil salesman
I wonder what boards you frequent?

The entire planet disagrees.

you're right, transformers and ragnarok is good now

Kill all millennials, that generation of autistic manchildren are the audience of this crap.

What fucking variety, there's only two kind of movies in the MCU: team ups and solo movies.

You didn't watch it. He was already a superhero because of Uncle Ben in Civil War. In Homecoming, Peter tells Ned that he can't tell her that he's Spider-Man because she was already gone through enough, again implying Uncle Ben. It takes a brainlet to not get it that my 15 year old niece got what it meant. MCU Spider-Man's problems are much bigger than not mentioning Uncle Ben enough.

>comparing Ragnarok to Transformers
>muh Transformers teenage argument
1st one was a solid action/adventure that did well in China, the next installments gradually did worse.

>I care about generations as if they mean anything concrete
>No, I am not mad at Boomers for causing the worst economic crash since the Depression, I am more mad at kids enjoying capeshit flicks

>>comparing Ragnarok to Transformers
the only difference is transformers took more work

I think misunderstood the argument he was making.

Yes because I have a good job and money.
I'm not going to be one of those posers who claims to care about the problems of people they don't even know.

Also, don't pretend as if millennials aren't pouring gasoline into the fire boomers lit up.

>I'm schizophrenic
>it's the fault of now 40 year old millennials that wages are stagnant and the middle class is still assraped by near-monopolies while inflation skyrockets and bleeds everyone dry
But hey, you have money! So lol who cares amirite? You aren't the problem ;)

>Also, don't pretend as if millennials aren't pouring gasoline into the fire boomers lit up.
Doing fucking what? Being unable to have decent home equity and being overworked?

Movie looks like shit to me after seeing the mysterio scene and that horrendous post credit scene.

*I meant to type "sociopathic", my bad sociopath.

>second best MCU film
>worse than Transformers
Sure retard. You get your opinions from Armond?

How does ruining all entertainment media and behaving like a bunch of autistic manchildren fix any of that?

Nothing at all.
You don't have a job beyond working at McDonalds, and you aren't having kids either.
You are just sitting on your ass, pretending internet shitposts are political activism while the world burns.

>Spidey in a international intrigue working for SHIELD like a mission impossible spy
what

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"teehee i thought Banner was gonna become hulk and impress the lady in this comedy movie, but he fell"

you're no different from a retarded transformers fan farting in a walmart

>it was rated fresh on that site that removed user reviews and is packed with industry shills better go see it!

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Incel in rage Zendaya is fucking Tom Holland and getting great reviews for Euphoria
you wanted that show to flop, right?

yeah we all know chads pretend black girls are attractive

This was a waste of time reading

Buddy, I have a career position I'm specialized sales with a 401K and time and a half. You sound exceptionally butthurt over boogeymen millennials. What are you, fucking 60?

this is what seethe looks like. It's a comic book movie, probably the best Jack Kirby homage ever done. Cope more

Why do try talk like a reddit intellectual

>WAHHH ALL MEDIA IS LE RUINED AARRRHH!

No, i'm 20.
I simply can't stand these people who act smug, who act like entitled and spoiled rich kids when they are actually misserable horrible people.
They are childish, walking contradictions, they are everything a person shouldn't be.
They are in their 30s and they are doing what I was doing when I was 12.
And then they act allmighty on the internet, thinking they understand the world, and society and unironically try to give advice when they are a generation of autistic fucks who can't even talk to girls. And lets not even talk about the obese, purple haired abominations that millennial women are.

I love how you immediately confirmed that millennials are manchildren

aside from the plastic SNL sets having some of kirby's drawing, what else was there?

Uncle Ben is the foundation of Peter’s character though. I got the one throwaway line about him, that still doesn’t make up for the paper thin characterization of the main cast.

And lets not forget that they are all a bunch of racemixers.
What's hilarious is that when you call them out they start posting models and then post malformed people in the same pic to try to prove some point, showing that millennials can't even argue without cherrypicking.

What the fuck can millennials actually do?
They have no jobs, they have no prospects for the future, they do nothing but help with the demographic changes, their political activism is absurd, surface level crap that doesn't improve the world in any way and they can't even into political discussion because it resembles Yea Forums's console flamewars.

>no, I am a conservitard 20 year old who hates the poor
Lol oh, ok. That says a lot.

Conservative?
Conservatives don't do shit beyond sucking off Israel when Israel has always been one of our biggest enemies.

You rely entirely on buzzwords
Your generation made environmentalism one of the things you consider most important yet did absolutely nothing to stop it beyond little pointless acts to make yourselves feel good
Zoomers have unironically done more for the cause you championed for years

in the mcu Uncle Ben raped Peter that's why he can't talk about him. Peter is a survivor.

STILL stayed a red tomatoes even though everyone knew it was a green booger

The new Spiderman video game had Jameson as a radio conspiracy theorist personality so I'm guessing that's where they took inspiration from

Why does this movie look like a PS2 video game?

You're a big fan of strawmen.

>Zoomers have done more than environmentalism
Orbital kek for this sheltered tard.

*More for

Was planning to watch it, but after the spoilers nah

I never said that was a bad score.

>US now leads the world in reduced carbon emissions
>Climate Accords literally saw a dramatic spike in emission output by the industrial world's worst offenders
>Some underage zoomers who don't vote and meme about a retarded President did more for the environment though
Loving every laugh. Are you taking credit for the economy too? Despite not working?

Oh, lolbertarian then.

Where is the cam? I'm not paying to watch this but I can't shit on it without knowing what I'm talking about.

imagine unironically having an issue with "muh race mix".

>millennials have no jobs
They literally are the largest employed demographic across the board, what are you smoking? More millennials work than boomers and you dumbfuck trust fund zoomer faggots, who "don't want to be a wageslave bro ;)". Fucking autistic neets.

Imagine unironically wanting a world full of this.

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Wait, millennials unironically believe in climate change?

>only mutts are ugly

Well, it's a scientific fact so yes, /x/nig.

Climate change is like cyberpunk settings, they are always 50 years from us.

*dramatic spike in emission reduction

>watches video of insane looking person rubbing food on their mouth before becoming hysterical for no reason
>only thing you get from this is "this person is ugly"
What the fuck is wrong with you?

No, Americans by themselves are already pretty damn ugly.
Now imagine if they racemixed.

I mean, the other alternative is just nuking the US, which at this point would be a mercy kill, honestly.

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You really should proofread, all dumb people like you should. This just hurts to read, you have no train of thought.
This, such an eyesore man.

>unserious approach to storytelling
How is this good?
The best stories never mock themselves.
Marvel movies are written by people who clearly feel embarassed to be writing about a dumb concept such as superheroes.

What do you want me to say? That's the point of showing me, right? To show me the dangers of race mixing? Go to bed Goebbels.

>Finding 15k year old Siberian wolves only because the drastic net loss of all sheet ice is causing unprecedented glacial shifts

Take a look at this söy filled bitch emotional response. This is the type of faggot that these movies and Disney are creating. The future is fucked.

>Not like me and my pure Aryan blood!

Go back you oestrogen filled faggot

Quips + social justice + big name celebs + low CGI budget

Ok, but Disney doesn't own RT.

Race is irrelevant in americans because they are all ugly and fat as hell and go out of their way to be as ugly as possible.
America is a country that hates beauty, that's why America is the enemy of the rest of the world.
They are anti-humans.

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Ok, Ahmed

Sorry you’re ESL, nigger. Maybe next life you’ll have a decent family.

>if you hate the US you are a sandnigger
Aside from Israel, literally no country has any reason to like you, and plenty to hate you.
Hell, you even sabotage the people that you call allies.
Your very birth was nothing but a Taliban-style revolution.
It could be said that the founding fathers formed the first actual terrorist group in modern history.

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Not as hard as being a narrow-minded brainlet that can only imagine being "bought off" by actual cash changing hands.

Yes everything all the time forever is a conspiracy.

Ok, Muhammad.

>Jameson was a established news guy, not a crank
The dude literally called spider-man a criminal every 10 minutes in the raimi movies

It needs at least 3 flops in a row or mediocre movies
Nova, Eternals and all that shit have a good shot at doing poorly. People consume capeshit but they want to see iconic heroes

Does it take a conspiracy to get conveniently overlooked in invitations to a premier? Did it take a conspiracy for the L.A. Times to become persona non grata with Disney simply for pointing out their excesses and questionable practices in regards to their California park?

vox.com/platform/amp/culture/2017/11/7/16617394/la-times-disney-media-ban-blackout

Torrent where?

>>if you hate the US you are a sandnigger
I'm sure the whole South America hates America for getting involved into their elections, funding coup d'etat and funding drug cartels.

>People consume capeshit but they want to see iconic heroes
Only 2 Marvel heroes were "iconic" when this whole thing started, and one of them had the lowest grossing movies of the entire venture.

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News Flash: In the Raimi movies, Jameson was right.

Sure, he goes too far and misrepresents things and paints Spidey in the most unfavorable light imaginable, but his core argument is correct. Jameson has no great love for *any* of the unknown masked vigilantes of their world. He gives certain guys a pass like war hero Captain America or corporate mascot Iron Man, but he has a legitimate gripe with masked people, unofficially recognized and unsanctioned, running around taking the law into their own hands. Superpeople scare Jameson. Mutants scare Jameson. He's paranoid and reactionary and is the eternal face of the older generation's fear of the younger. He had moral and philosophical complexity and shed light on the perils of both muckraking and vigilantism at the same time.

Then Disney happened to him.

>literally no country has any reason to like you, and plenty to hate you.
That's what you all say until you need money, or Germans start fucking everything up again.
Don't even bother responding either, you'll just make yourself look dumber.

Cry harder you colossal faggot

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I hate how ambivalent nuSpidey us about his "secret" identity. It robs the bullshit post-credit scene of what little impact it might have had. It even does away with the importance of the Vulture keeping his secret. They are fucking up these characters in pretty much every conceivable way. Keaton turned in a great performance, but the Vulture it was not. "Toomes" and "honor" don't even belong in the same sentence.

he's literally a criminal

like clockwork

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>the twist is the bad guy is really the bad guy!

Bravo Disney. Fuck braindead, bought "journalists."

>the twist is the replicant is really a replicant!
KINO OF THE HIGHEST ORDER
FIVE OSCAR NOMINATIONS
CULT CLASSIC
Yea Forums FAVORITE

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That wasn't the twist, dipshit.

Enlighten me. It sure seems to me like K's chief theory about his origin turning out to be false is a twist.

The twist is the reveal of who Deckard's child actually is accompanied by K's unspoken realization that if believing you're a "real boy" matters that much, you were never not "real" to begin with.

>The twist is the reveal of who Deckard's child actually is
K is established as being the child because all the evidence suggests such. The twist is the rug pull. It changes the expected outcome which is the definition of a twist.

Had K never thought he was the child, there wouldn't be a twist, it would just be the resolution of a mystery.

Fucking up?
The Germans were fixing Europe.
You came in and ruined everything.

if he says spidey is parker then that means alex jones is right?

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It *is* the resolution to a mystery. K invested in it because he wanted to think his memories were real. They are. The twist is that they're not his. They belong to Deckard's daughter.

It's all faked. Disney controls the ratings therefore people believe its good and they keep going. Literal mass insanity curse.

No u

It won’t flop until an Avengers movie flops.

>You walk onto a crime scene. There are two suspects.
Turns out the guy on the left is the criminal.
There is no twist in this example.

>You walk onto a crime scene. There are two suspects. Evidence overwhelmingly suggests the guy on the left is a criminal. Turns out, the guy on the right is actually the criminal.
There is a twist in this example.

What makes the difference in there being a twist is the fact that something thought to be true is false.

1. K is established to be replicant
2. K finds evidence of a child.
3. K interprets the evidence as if he was the child.
4. K finds out that he is actually a replicant, and that someone else is the child (twist)

In a world where K is trying to solve the mystery, but doesn't think he's a born child:

1. K is established to be a replicant.
3. K finds evidence of a born child.
3. K finds the child. (no twist)

There being a twist hinges on K's presumed identity.

I did not follow the hype to any of the Marvel movies. I watched them all when I was sick once and I've seen Homecoming three more times since then.

Eternals will be a huge sleeper hit. Screencap this post.

Yeah, but that brings us full circle to what the twist actually is. Think about his actions from that point forward in the film. K doesn't just go back to being a good little obedient replicant. He realizes that regardless of how he came to be, he's no less "real" for it. The twist isn't that he's a replicant, it's that, as suggested in the first film, there is no difference between us and them. K thought that there was.

Some people are just retarded regardless of hype.