How did a nitwit like him get so tasteful?

How did a nitwit like him get so tasteful?

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impressive

How did a nitwit like you get dubs?

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Nice.

Paul Allen's card is without a doubt the least offensive. Batemans card is off-center and misspells his own company-name.

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>that subtle off white coloring, the tasteful thickness of it. oh my god it even has a watermark

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I have a slightly better card

that's a fake card. the real paul allen has acquisitions spelled as 'aquisitions'. they all have this misspelling.

the real truth, is that bateman and paul allen both don't exist.

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very nice

let's see it.

Very nice

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but that says "aquismons"

Bateman is in hell

the deepest lore

FUCK NIGGERS

FUCK SPICS

FUCK KIKES

FUCK JANNIES

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I uhhhhh... I have to return some videotapes user

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Nobody gets dubs anymore

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No can do

I got permabanned from Yea Forums for posting pictures of my own shit repeatedly every day and calling the janny a fat faggot and telling him to clean up my shit

we should've tried for dorsia, I could've gotten us a table

Did you know that Whitney Houston's deput LP had four #1 singles on it? Did you know that Christy?

let's see paul allen's digits.

Holy sh- checked!

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impressive. very nice.

Fuck Paul!

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for me, it's an old classic.

it's dubs.

Is that Ivana Trump?

HEY PAUL

based

I’m thinking dinner at Yea Forums.

TRY GETTING RESERVATIONS AT DUBSIA NOW YOU YUPPIE FUCKING BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm seeing the new musical, Oh Africa Brave Africa, tonight. The New York Times called it "a laugh riot."

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i can't be the only one who eats dinner with Yea Forums open.

and i can get a reservation anywhere.

look at my dubs nigger. fuck janny

That's very cool, Bateman - but check these.

Lucky Jew bastard.

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Annual Dubs Awards

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Cool it with the anti Semitic remarks.

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American Psycho is overrated trash singles confirm

Im ip-banned from Yea Forums for "spoiling" the latest avengers capeshit on Yea Forums. Posting this from work.

Very nice.

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Good.
Yea Forumsirgins think they can pull off their shitposting out of this containment board.

Dubs override

New dubs, check em out

you know ban evasion is against the rules? Have fun with your ban

that's not true

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Look, I'm not even trying

Check the midge's didge's

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Impressive. Very nice.

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So was Bateman this guy's Van Allen?

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Doctor Pavel I'm big digits guy

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But wait, you ain't seen nothing yet.

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How'd you manage to swing that?

fucking kek, absolutely based

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I'd like to order a table for two at 8:30 pm

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get

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impressive double doubles.

So who had the best card?

NOW
CHECK THESE OUT

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Impressive. But you ain't seen nothing yet.

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If i get dubs ill kill myself in a month

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He didn't fly so good. What's the next step of the master plan?

Winning this thread...... WITH NO SINGLE DIGIT POSTS

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Huey Lewis and the Dubs

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dubz

Blessed thread.

check em

I THINK DORSIA SUCKS!

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>go to atm
>insert card
>see this
>what do?

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impressive

DUBS FOR THE DUBS GOD

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It actually only had 3 number 1s. So yeah

There is not a single movie more quotable then this

How does it feel to get repeating digits?

Whoa oh. Very nice

checked.

lets see paul allen's dubs

Did you know that the end of my post has two repeating digits on it? Did you know that Christy?

I was never able to tell if in this scene, Christy is disgusted and bored by him, or if she starts to think he's actually kind of interesting and sexy

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four

Christy is disgusted by him
Because of the weird shit he did before and the front he’s putting up

My digits, repeating

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She's drugged.

Nice

Sir, we are booked full tonight. There are no more dubs

but maybe like she can't figure him out? her attitude towards him is so weird the whole scene with elizabeth because she does want the money.

Dubsia? Nobody gets those anymore..

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Did Luis deserve Bateman?

>WAKE THE FUCK UP, SAMURAI! WE HAVE SOME DOUBLES TO CHECK!

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forgot the pic

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no. Luis is the biggest loser in New York City.

youtube.com/watch?v=_G-ZiBxVTNs

Same

CHECK 'EM

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Looks like Trevor Moore.

You disgust me. Only real men know what it's like to have the power of digits

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Trips and I get a hot girlfriend in July.

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SO CLOSE!

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Checked

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Also checked

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Cool it with the anti Semitic remarks.

what if paul allen wasnt the real paul allen but was just going along with being called paul allen?

Digits and we ALL get a hot gf in July

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for me? its dubs

i failed you
i failed you all

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man imagine his name was allen paul

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Digits and we all get a cute bf in July

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Very Nice

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Dubs and my crush becomes my girlfriend in July.

did you know that the end of my post has three repeating digits on it? did you know that, christy?

checked

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Dubs and all my hopes come true next month.

Yes i do have dubs, how could you tell?

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Congratulations user

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you've really come into your own, commercially and artistically.

You're going to be a successful guy

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I hope you have some high hopes, user, because I'm about to check'em

Loser

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WITNESS ME

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go back to having sex, you have no power here

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Sorry, better luck next time

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Dubs and we all will be happy

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dubs never ever

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you showed them

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You stol my dubbs

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you stole my 5 (five)

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>tfw tried reading the book but just couldn't
I get the point after halfway through, but the obsessive need to talk about all of his materialism got grating.

n-nice dubs, satan

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ill never get dubs

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WITNESSED

brainlet

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Dios mio

How delightfully devilish

But you just did user

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Was Van Patten supposed to be 27ish just like Bateman? He looked at least 35.

Huey Lewis and The News guys

Nice

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now that is really super. how'd a nitwit like you get those digits

I bought glasses in this style (Oliver Peoples) and my girlfriend said I look like an old dad. It's not fair, bros.

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is that a raincoat?