How did a nitwit like him get so tasteful?
How did a nitwit like him get so tasteful?
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impressive
How did a nitwit like you get dubs?
Nice.
Paul Allen's card is without a doubt the least offensive. Batemans card is off-center and misspells his own company-name.
>that subtle off white coloring, the tasteful thickness of it. oh my god it even has a watermark
I have a slightly better card
that's a fake card. the real paul allen has acquisitions spelled as 'aquisitions'. they all have this misspelling.
the real truth, is that bateman and paul allen both don't exist.
very nice
let's see it.
Very nice
but that says "aquismons"
Bateman is in hell
the deepest lore
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK SPICS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK JANNIES
I uhhhhh... I have to return some videotapes user
Nobody gets dubs anymore
No can do
I got permabanned from Yea Forums for posting pictures of my own shit repeatedly every day and calling the janny a fat faggot and telling him to clean up my shit
we should've tried for dorsia, I could've gotten us a table
Did you know that Whitney Houston's deput LP had four #1 singles on it? Did you know that Christy?
let's see paul allen's digits.
Holy sh- checked!
impressive. very nice.
Fuck Paul!
for me, it's an old classic.
it's dubs.
Is that Ivana Trump?
HEY PAUL
based
I’m thinking dinner at Yea Forums.
TRY GETTING RESERVATIONS AT DUBSIA NOW YOU YUPPIE FUCKING BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm seeing the new musical, Oh Africa Brave Africa, tonight. The New York Times called it "a laugh riot."
i can't be the only one who eats dinner with Yea Forums open.
and i can get a reservation anywhere.
look at my dubs nigger. fuck janny
That's very cool, Bateman - but check these.
Lucky Jew bastard.
Annual Dubs Awards
Cool it with the anti Semitic remarks.
American Psycho is overrated trash singles confirm
Im ip-banned from Yea Forums for "spoiling" the latest avengers capeshit on Yea Forums. Posting this from work.
Very nice.
Good.
Yea Forumsirgins think they can pull off their shitposting out of this containment board.
Dubs override
New dubs, check em out
you know ban evasion is against the rules? Have fun with your ban
that's not true
Look, I'm not even trying
Check the midge's didge's
Impressive. Very nice.
So was Bateman this guy's Van Allen?
Doctor Pavel I'm big digits guy
But wait, you ain't seen nothing yet.
How'd you manage to swing that?
fucking kek, absolutely based
I'd like to order a table for two at 8:30 pm
get
impressive double doubles.
So who had the best card?
NOW
CHECK THESE OUT
Impressive. But you ain't seen nothing yet.
If i get dubs ill kill myself in a month
He didn't fly so good. What's the next step of the master plan?
Winning this thread...... WITH NO SINGLE DIGIT POSTS
Huey Lewis and the Dubs
dubz
Blessed thread.
check em
I THINK DORSIA SUCKS!
>go to atm
>insert card
>see this
>what do?
impressive
DUBS FOR THE DUBS GOD
It actually only had 3 number 1s. So yeah
There is not a single movie more quotable then this
How does it feel to get repeating digits?
Whoa oh. Very nice
checked.
lets see paul allen's dubs
Did you know that the end of my post has two repeating digits on it? Did you know that Christy?
I was never able to tell if in this scene, Christy is disgusted and bored by him, or if she starts to think he's actually kind of interesting and sexy
four
Christy is disgusted by him
Because of the weird shit he did before and the front he’s putting up
My digits, repeating
She's drugged.
Nice
Sir, we are booked full tonight. There are no more dubs
but maybe like she can't figure him out? her attitude towards him is so weird the whole scene with elizabeth because she does want the money.
Dubsia? Nobody gets those anymore..
Did Luis deserve Bateman?
>WAKE THE FUCK UP, SAMURAI! WE HAVE SOME DOUBLES TO CHECK!
forgot the pic
no. Luis is the biggest loser in New York City.
Same
CHECK 'EM
Looks like Trevor Moore.
You disgust me. Only real men know what it's like to have the power of digits
Trips and I get a hot girlfriend in July.
SO CLOSE!
Checked
Also checked
Cool it with the anti Semitic remarks.
what if paul allen wasnt the real paul allen but was just going along with being called paul allen?
Digits and we ALL get a hot gf in July
for me? its dubs
i failed you
i failed you all
man imagine his name was allen paul
Digits and we all get a cute bf in July
Very Nice
Dubs and my crush becomes my girlfriend in July.
did you know that the end of my post has three repeating digits on it? did you know that, christy?
checked
Dubs and all my hopes come true next month.
Yes i do have dubs, how could you tell?
Congratulations user
you've really come into your own, commercially and artistically.
You're going to be a successful guy
I hope you have some high hopes, user, because I'm about to check'em
Loser
WITNESS ME
go back to having sex, you have no power here
Sorry, better luck next time
Dubs and we all will be happy
dubs never ever
you showed them
You stol my dubbs
you stole my 5 (five)
>tfw tried reading the book but just couldn't
I get the point after halfway through, but the obsessive need to talk about all of his materialism got grating.
n-nice dubs, satan
ill never get dubs
WITNESSED
brainlet
Dios mio
How delightfully devilish
But you just did user
Was Van Patten supposed to be 27ish just like Bateman? He looked at least 35.
Huey Lewis and The News guys
Nice
now that is really super. how'd a nitwit like you get those digits
I bought glasses in this style (Oliver Peoples) and my girlfriend said I look like an old dad. It's not fair, bros.
is that a raincoat?