Chris-Chan had a heart attack

>it was with a hooker
In a way all females are hookers, so

>he doesn't know about the dimensional merge

It's a troll who convinced Chris that he is his husband from another dimension.

>hooker's face when being greeted at the door

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Never forget that he must have been such a sperg apparently he scared whoever this hooker was out of the prostitution game

Trump is so based

Confirmed by the man himself

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I mean the terror of realizing your client is an overweight autistic man with a bent penis must downright Lynchian

>Chris is only a little older than me
>he's also only a bit fatter than me
I don't want to die mummy

>three heart attacks in a minute
that aside Chris is starting to sound more and more like schizo rambling

What is the likelihood that this heart attack was caused by improper self-administration of hormones?

>mfw I have lived in the same state as this fucker for most of my life

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Probably just being fat and sitting on his ass for 35 years. It's coming for you too user

F
He is 35 but looks 70. He does not have much longer on this world.

I don't understand this tweet, is he LARPing as CWCs wife or what?

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She did it once (twice? I forget but I thought he went back again) but she must rather deal with an abusive spouse or crippling debt like a normal deadbeat than fuck more autists

Will Chris snap and bring down the Final Saga after Barb dies?

>tfw no chrischan wife

Chris Chan is not a bad client to have for a prostitute. He's a non-violent, geeky virgin with no STDs. Most hookers would pray to have a client like him who dishes out money and asks no questions.

>full mutual tangibility between 1218 and C-197.

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Heart burn*
But he'll eventually get one in about 10 years.

I can't even begin to imagine a final saga at this point, the story is ridiculous enough already

He has no idea how to administer those tranny hormones though.

Speak for yourself incel I had mine and ruined it like a real autist

Is still a non-issue compared to being an obese NEET, get your shit together, go for a run

*dabs*
*dabs*
*dabs*

>Having a heart attack instead of a simple depression because the world is fucked

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who gives a fuck

fuck this faggot

Imagine being this new holy shit

*dabs*

This. Chris chan is so goddamn boring now.

it was caused by being a fat neet for his entire lifetime

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No way!
He's the paragon of healthy life styles!

no survivors

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The lunacy is oddly endearing.

Fuck man, I dont want him to die.

>I dont want him to die.

I want him to go back to what he used to be like, before all of the trolling, scizophrenia and tranny insanity.

It's easy:
>Barb dies
>Chris reacts like if one of his toys broke
>has to live on his own
>hilarity ensues
>trolling reaches its apex
>Chris snaps
>blames everybody but himself
>kidnapps a bus full of children while dressed as a ballerina
>gets shot down by the police

Wow, heart attack treated with just aspirin and Tylenol.

tranny meds + obesity = early death

WHERE IS THE DIMENSIONAL MERGE CHRIS
I WANT MY WAIFU TO BE REAL

I wish he would go back to being the woman obsessed, troll and homo-hating STRAIGHT man.

youtube.com/watch?v=bNDvCiatFuw

doesn't he buy some offbrand hormone gel online

When Bob died, Chris cried for hours and the trolls haven't even released the phone call. If Barb dies, he will lose what little sanity he has left.

youtube.com/watch?v=dxpRkMxTMAE&feature=player_embedded

Man I really need to get myself caught up on recent events

>Pray to/for Christine
>to/for

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Which has me concerned that he'd likely go on some kind of last stand against trolls and ram his car into a gathered crowd during a major holiday

No, he's larping as his one of his imaginary husbands, he's the wife.

Aspirin is an antiplatelet medicine, it stops your blood clotting. It's not a fix but it is an effective preventative work around to avoid death.

>>Pray to/for Christine
>>to/for

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Wait is this a different person or is this chris

>platelets

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?

hope he dies

I'm positive it's Chris, not a friend roleplaying for him.
If his imaginary family have active social media profiles then he thinks it keeps up the illusion that they're real and he's not talking shit and or insane.

They don't release a guy who just had a heart attack with aspirin, even if he didn't have any health insurance they'd hold him for observation and be giving him way stronger shit than just that.

Me too. The suffering that is his existence needs to end, even if he delusionally won't admit his life has been suffering.

>that signature
I honestly didn't know what I expected, considering the person.

It was because he posted about it in great detail she had to quit to not get arrested

It’s gone far past the point of being funny. It’s just sad and pathetic now.

I never said he shouldn't still be in hospital, or he really had a heart attack.
I just clarified that they do use aspirin as part of treatment for cardiovascular problems and it wasn't just a case of "Hurr take a painkiller and everything will magically be better."
Most people take aspirin for headaches but there are other uses.

you can't have "three heart attacks in a minute"

more bullshit from a mentally ill person looking for attention and probably money from his deranged fanbase

But he never said her name
Guys please atleast be truthful and dont just make up shit

Our Dimension (Dimension 1218) will soon merge with the Sonichu Dimension (Dimension C-197). Christine is the catalyst of this merge, once completed she will become a deity of the new world in which our reality and the Sonichu reality become one. She will likely suffer symptoms such as these (Heart Attacks) during the Dimensional Merge.

During the merge, many people will die. Including politicians.

>deranged fanbase
You realize that people only give him money to further fuel this debacle he calls his life, right? It's like paying admission to a horrible movie.

i don't think it's possibly for him to live on his own. he's nowhere near functional enough to accomplish that. he'll end up with a relative (if any are left that will put up with him) or a home

>starting

Barb can finally have some peace now

Look up the email he gave enough info on her. Also the escort site has been seized by feds so she stopped mostly because of it

The only one he has is Cole and Cole wants nothing to do with him.

We need accuracy for the great tapestry

>During the merge, many people will die. Including politicians.

bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-48784295
>German Chancellor Angela Merkel was seen trembling once again during a ceremony in Berlin on Thursday, eight days after a similar incident.

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you can't see a dark shadow of yourself inside of him anymore. he simply isn't there.

think he will do some weekend at bernies shennanigans?
or let barbs corpse rot for a few days?

Legit underrated post

THE DIMENSIONAL MERGE
ITS HAPPENING

>he doesn’t know his CWC lore
Lurk more plebeian

>evangelion but with sonichu instead of lilith

Nobody cares about this freak anymore other than other retards and trannies

I'm so out of touch with CWC lore now

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BlueSpike was the turning point. That edgy little faggot broke him. I dunno why people keep trolling him, it just feels empty now.

The inevitable cinema shooting

Still 7 years younger than him but still more motivation to not start smoking again.

How is this guy still alive

Probably for the best, shit got real dark.