Has television ever let you down, Yea Forums?

Yeah surely all those criminals are signing papers allowing them to use that footage right? It's fake too

they make you pay for the shit

viva la bam

Who gave a shit about the reactions? The show was about putting the most tricked out useless bullshit into a Craigslist shitbox. They pimped rides. Promise delivered.

Look in to what happens to people who choose the cars on game shows. Possibly even the other prizes that arent money k forget but definitely the cars. Most end up not claiming the prizes because they get fucked over so hard on taxes they lose money

I remember one winner telling a website that they removed all the flat screen tv, sound systems and gaming consoles form his car.
basically anything that build in that was just an accessory was removed

If you actually watch that show you'd know that anyone who's actually being arrested/charged always has their face blurred. Why? Because they don't sign the waivers required to show someone's likeness on TV. The people who actually agree to have their likeness out on livepd are a bunch of low class retards who want attention. A TV crew could literally follow you around every time you're outside in a public space, taking footage of you and using it on national television. All they'd need to do is blur your face. Obviously you're too stupid to understand that concept however.

No shit it was fake, 99% of those hoopties belonged in the junkyard

is that why the news blurs peoples faces?

Wait, you're telling me that there arent really people driving around with bathtubs in their cars?

Even hidden camera prank shows are fake. I was in Montreal a few years ago and while walking through a park there was a crew filming a Just for Laughs sketch. They had members asking passerby if they wanted to be in it. My friends and I refused but still hung around out of curiosity and they would make multiple takes "pranking" the same people. That's when I truly realized how fake everything on tv really is.

My favorite was the one with the fountain. They smoked some good shit cause who would ever think of putting a fucking fountain in a shitbox

There's probably fakes, but I know there are real ones in the batch.
youtube.com/watch?v=X2pl7BIFMdE
I know because I actually know the guy in this video. He's the brother of a close family friend - dude was fucked since childhood after finding his dad dead in the closet after hanging himself, and then went off the deep end after his other brother (Who was a close friend of my uncle) die in a car accident. He basically drank, drugged, and assaulted his way through life. Meant well sometimes, but did terribly to prove so (Like breaking into my parents' house to give them their wedding gift). Died just a few weeks ago.

Impractical jokers

I remember a person saying WCC only fixed cosmetic issues, they wouldnt actually fix performance

idk shit about cars but they probably did actually trick them out, producers are really there to "craft a narrative"

One day my sister was watching this on Netflix; I told her it was all fake and she got mad at me for ruining her show.

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holy shit i'm actually angry at how bad this promo photo is. It just looks like it's too bright out for them or something

There was a fat porn actress on one episode she was also on iCarly as a teacher her name was jillybean or something.

I'm pretty sure some of their "punishments" are staged.

I think this happened with all those free cars Oprah gave away in one episode. Was an absolute nightmare for the audience because of taxes and shit.

Wow, no fucking shit

What about game shows? Those aren't fake, right?

There could be scandals on a game show. Probably as fake as you can get it.

They only blur peoples faces on previously recorded content, if they are filming you live in public you are fair game and they dont need your permission to film

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no shit

Is Surveillance Camera Man a "reality show" (considering that it's literally a reality show)?

damn, that sounds rough. I'm usually all for putting criminals into prisons but often, people are just mentally broken since childhood. Even here in Europe, the system can't handle those people properly which is fucked up. They definitely need psychiatric treatment and some kind of life coach which they literally never get

Cops has been sued for filming people before.

Survivorman was a real reality show, Les Stroud was really out there living on his own, not like that fake Bear Grylls sleeping in a camper with the rest of the camera crew at night

Punk'd

Wasn’t Secret of the Hidden Temple rigged?

Cops

The amount of effort to fill 4-5 days worth of hourly garbage on that show. Doesn't seem far fetched at all they would do that.

its legends nigger, and no i doubt it.

That looks so fake is america even real?

Love watching Survivorman, even bought his survival guide

I live the burgerpunk dystopia every day. I've seen shit like this go down "on the bad side of town" on my way to work.

My buddies and I got paid $50 to be on Judge Judy.

Xzibit went broke because of Pimp My Ride.

goat Intervention episode

Some European shows are. Nothing American though.

nathan for you

If accessories were removed too, what were they left with? Paint and interior?

Bully Beatdown was 90% fake. The fight parts were real but the entire back story of the bully was all fiction.

Was Overhaulin also fake?

SO MY MAN user HERE IS AN INCEL SO WE PUT KHAYDARIN CRYSTAL IN HIS CAR SO HE CAN CHANNEL HIS WIZARD ENERGIES TO RID THIS PLANE OF THOTS

HA
HAAA!

A thousand ways to die was really cool for the first episode or so before you realize they basically just make shit up and every segment is just some flavour of
>5 minutes set up showing you how much of a dirtbag the person is, fuck em
>this is how they die lmao

pretty sure all those car makeover shows are fake. they pick up an old but serviceable body and ask a person to make so fake story about how it's their life dream to restore it. it gets restored and the supposed owner rides off in the sunset when in actually it's riding off on an auction block to pay for the build and make a little profit

I nominate you for benevolent God King

Release the drone

So what are you think Ish?

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HOL UP! SO YOU'S BE SAYIN, YOU'S BE SAYIN...
REALTY TEEVEE BE FAKE N SHIET?!
Are these really the people I share a board with?

The show was edited to make it look like it took approximately 2 - 3 weeks to turn around each car. In reality, it often took six months, during which time the owner would be stuck in a rental.

>that episode where they put lcd screens in mudguards

Did the show pay for the rental?
Because that would be an improvement over their previous situation.

This shit is not new.

Back in the nineties, there was a UK game show called The Krypton Factor. Four contestants would complete various challenges designed to test problem solving, innovation, physical ability etc. One of the challenges involved solving a kind of jigsaw puzzle with glass pieces that slid around a grid, sometimes in 3D. It looked like it took 1 - 3 minutes for the contestant to solve the puzzle, depending on how apt they were. In reality, it would often take contestants 30 - 40 minutes to do it, by the end of which they would often be in tears. Only a minor miracle of editing saved the show.

The show also featured an assault course, and not just any assault course: this one was in active use by the army. Throwing a bunch of out of shape 30 or 40-something Britons at an extreme physical challenge like this is not a good idea. Sprained ankles and crocked backs became such a common problem that they ended up shooting the segment with up to 8 contestants on standby. If you couldn't finish the course, you were replaced, and they filmed everything else later.

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The most hilarious thing in the show is that you can see Xzibit visibly cringing at how retarded some of the ideas for the cars were.

So Xilomen wasn't real? :(

Unless you're in your house. Which is why they always either ask permission to come in or get trapped outside

What about the Crystal Maze? Was it all lies?

>yo dawg we put a PS2 and three LED monitors in the back of your car
>Don't worry about the engine still being shit, dawg we put subwoofers in your trunk

Crystal Maze was, overall, much more legit. In outtake reels, you can see that sometimes they had to make a contestant re-do a challenge because they absolutely, comically did not understand what they were supposed to be doing. Occasionally, equipment would not work, gears would jam, doors would not open etc. However, the show was not scripted. There was more than one occasion where a team ended the game with just 1 crystal (6 - 8 is a decent score) making the end sequence with the Crystal Dome a complete farce. They shot and showed it anyway.

The first time they deployed it they crashed it almost immediately

Grylls if iirc has done a lot of cool shit but the show was basically an exhibition of tricks more than anything. Any show that has the camera guy following you know is almost all bullshit

Every time I watched A Thousand Ways to Die I was reminded of that copypasta about the difference between english and american documentaries. The "pray to the mantis" one. The narrator in Thousand Ways was just so over the top.

Most of that shows stories are taken directly from the Darwin awards book

>complete first season
jesus, who buys something like this to watch it?

How is any of this a secret? They show outtakes in their credits ffs

Xzibit

kino as fuck
youtube.com/watch?v=AWgI29gi0VA

>Bam looks like his dad now
pottery

Wrong

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you dont sound white

UNPIMP ZE AUTO

rip bam

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Dont pimp my pride PIMP MY RIDE I-I-I-ITS REAL YOURE LYING X TO THE Z WOULDNT FAKE IT HES REAL AS THEY COME ITS SOME JEALOUS PERSON WHO DIDNT GET ON THE SHOW MAKING UP LIES

kek

It can't be, it's too good.

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Is Gold Rush fake? I think they stage mechanical problems but is the gold counting for example real?

Fakest cringest shit ever. I have no idea why this is popular.

CHEESIE'S CHALLENGE

youtube.com/watch?v=3X1bc4kNLHI

>implying based Bernice is fake

Fuck me, I love this show for some reason. I cope with it being fake by believing Charles thinks it's all real.

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pics of your sis' panties?

It's funny as hell, one has to admire the creativity in the storylines they make up.

Kino as fuck podcast

The ones where debt collector's go to collect on debt in the UK seems real.

Raab Himself has a podcast with a lot of the CKY/Jackass/VivalaBam guys as guests. They talk about what working on the show was like behind the scenes. Frantz is a good episode.

Why is Sam getting pounded by a robot.

>reality tv
>actually the least real thing on tv
Doublespeak is insane

COPS

I choose to believe Flavor of Love was 100% true.

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Schnabel is a legit millionaire now, i think their work is real, just some dramatic filming and stories, i really would not expect trucks and machines to break down all the damn time.

>lets make a low iq nig the next hugh hefner
>That will work

awful show, I am glad it failed.

How many hours did all of us waste with garbage reality TV?

No. There are serious laws in the US against fraud on game shows since the Quiz Show scandals in the 50s. The show 21 scripted winners and was caught

Sauce?

So, that show about visiting a potential date's room was fake too?

You have to tell people what to say otherwise there reaction would be limited to OMG Thank you 2 or 3 times.

Its weird on shows like American Chopper where the same writer is doing dialogue for everyone on the show and everyone ends up sounding exactly the same.

im walking on sunshine

I religiously watched the original run of Ghost Hunters. Also the hidden gem that was Orangutan Island. That’s pretty much it. I’m not a reality tv fan

Maury is legit the worst television program in history

>Even Just for Laughs is fake
No one is truly safe then. I mean, sometimes I had my doubts when they still do sexy girls pranks in 2019 IN Canada of all places, but I just think its a habit by now so they get a pass. I also thought for a long time they're made by the city since they never moved elsewhere.

Impractical Jokers is real but I'm sure they cut 99% of what they film because people recognize them

That hidden cam segment with that Quasimodo girl from game of thrones, working in a nerd store
One of the surprised customers is the girl that Nathan Barnet always feature in his music videos

had like three seasons and two spinoffs
>when that hood rat shit on the floor

in that screencap it looks like he's about to draw a revolver

No sane man would play one of the pedos on this show.
>cashier recognizes you
>"I-I was just an actor..."
>"Sure..." as she signals to her manager to call the police

it was all actually claymation and cgi. xzibit doesn't even exist

they admitted that the get caught regularly and just use footage of people that didn't figure it out.

I'm walking on sunshine *sucks on compressed air* somehow whites are high iq lmao

Forged In Fire

Reality kino coming through.

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IIRC they were sued for filming inside someone's home. That's why in later seasons, they never go inside people's houses.

*for the latter parts of Finding Frances and at the very end of Gas Rebate when he gets hit with some real wtf whiplash and breaks character.

>burgerpunk
I like it.

I legitimately do not find one single person in that photo attractive.

>someone tries to do a nice thing
>HOLD ON NIGGER YOU BEST PAY YOUR TAXES ON THIS GENEROSITY

Thank you murrika

>be on room raiders
>oh dear god please don't bring out the black light
>entire room looks like the tip of the fucking Luxor in Vegas

600lb life is true, though that's more of a documentary series than "reality show".

They never actually improved the car- springs, joints, wires, hoses etc. remained the same. So even though your rusting Cavalier got a rad paint job and speaker system it still was a dying piece of shit.

There's a word for that and its called nigger-rigging

Nice digits OP

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hence the show being hosted by Xzibit and the shop being a bunch of cholos.

I really want someone to realize they can also tell the camera people to fuck off out of their yard. Otherwise they just stand outside the door pointing the camera in.

AHM CALLIN' YER YELLA BELLY OUT HANSEN

PISTOLS AT SUNDOWN AT THE CP CORRAL OR THE UNDERAGE GIRL GETS IT

actually they coerce people into signing or do some equally shady shit. it's super abusive and illegal which is why we know livePD is not fake.

This.
The fat white chick maybe is the only one I would talk to longher then 10sec.
The rest looks like human trash.
I guess she is one of the first who got kicked.

The glowies are going to get this user.

This is true. West Coast & GAS are shops you take brand new cars to and have them customize it. They aren't auto body shops or mechanics like Edd China.

>CP Corral
>not Cunny Corral
so close man.

>when yer reachin' fer yer six-shooter but you grab a 6th grader

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I was making a ref to the OK corral

So you're telling me PUNK'D was fake all along?

Good point. I take back my previous post. Sorry man.

Cops and LivePD are both real. People will sign the waivers because the producers will pay them cash or for a lawyer/bail money.

>"Destiny, could you please rub your clit against the wafflemaker -- thankyou."

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The show Next, iirc. Always gave me anxiety when they'd use the blacklight because I know my bed would be pure white. Was always funny when the date would get instarejected the second they stepped off the bus.

Dios mio...

Kafkaesque is a term used to describe stories in which characters suffer in an oppressive surreal world, and these stories often feature themes of hopelessness and exploitation. They often feature a character's life coming apart at the seems and that character losing any semblance of control they once had over themselves. This term fits perfectly fits with Jazz's life. He is being forced to become a woman, all for his parent's financial gain. His story begins with him making some strange remark about a dream, and the parents decide that they will use this dream as justification for earning themselves money and fame. Jarron becomes Jazz, and the parents begin the slow process of brainwashing the poor boy into thinking he's a girl. During this process, he has endured several incredibly brutal surgeries which are slowly destroying his body. On top of this, his exploitation is broadcast to the world and instead of being treated as extreme abuse, the whole situation is treated as some sort of triumph for human rights. This whole situation is incredibly surreal, as a society is basically cheering on the slow torture of a young man. It is hellish and inhuman, and Jazz has literally no way to escape from this nightmare except by ending his own life. Despite the hormones, surgeries, and continual encouragement from his parents, Jazz still seems to have retained his male mind. He is attracted to women, and is suicidally depressed. This whole situation is reminiscent of Kafka's famous work The Trial, as both Josef and Jazz are unknowing victims to authority figures, Josef to the Law and Jazz to his psychotic parents. Both Josef and Jazz seek help from others, only to be either ignored or exploited even more. My guess is that Jazz will also eventually willingly die just as Josef does at the end, as his harried mind will slowly give in.

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Between "constructed reality" shows and Instagram the average woman has as tenuous a connection with reality as the average NEET weeb.

I'm surprised they aren't more crazy than they are living a hall of mirrors where everything is a lie.

I've noticed in dealing with zoomers and younger millennials that the phrase "the way the world works" increasingly comes up as they seem to have bizarre ideas about it, like things don't cost money, everything is optional or having an ambition means the ambition can be achieved without taking any steps towards it. This might be actually true for very small children for young adults its bizarre. And they cry and tantrum like little kids when you have to inform them of it as well.

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Once when I was walking on the beach 3 19 year old /fit/ shirtless bros walked up to me and asked me if I wanted to wressle. Think I was on a hidden camera show or were they just planning to beat me up and rob me?

how real was mtv made
They actually did auditions at my school but didn't end up choosing anyone.

Any info on this?

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why didn't she just pay their taxes

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>the hidden gem that was Orangutan Island
Damn right it was, I totally forgot about that show. I don't know why but I just absolutely loved it. It played real early in the morning here and I'd watch it before work and it would always put me in a good mood for a few hours. I never realized Orangutan's were so interesting.

>TPIR will only ship your prizes to your home. If you want to have an item shipped to an alternate address, you must pay that cost. Schwartz won a pool table, but she lives in an apartment where there wasn't room for such a large prize. Eventually, to pay the taxes on her winnings, she sold the pool table and the shuffleboard table. Their combined value was listed as $14,000. That's the amount she paid tax on. But she was only able to sell the items on Craigslist for $4,500. What the heck – at least it paid the bill!

>Another TPIR winner told Consumerist",I won $57,069 worth of items. I had to pay around $17,000 or $20,000 in taxes, but I'm not 100 percent on that, I tried not to pay attention."

You can tell this one is real because of the fucking faggot who tests the swords completely fucking up almost every time.

>Well I used your sword on several jagged rocks while trying to hit this piece of paper suspended by ropes and your sword chipped. Unfortunately this means you are disqualified.

You'd think he'd be better at aiming by now.

>breaking into my parents' house to give them their wedding gift
CHAOTIC GOOD

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any ideas where I could download this show? it's not on btn.

based and bampilled

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>if iirc
>if if i recall correctly

good write up user, especially the part about how this horrible thing is displayed for everyone to see and somehow a large portion of our society not only accepts it but encourages it.

Alone is based. Legit the only show I bother to record every episode.

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are you sure you arent thinking about insurance? because i dont think you can tax a gift

Reality isn't true either. What you think is real is nothing but an elaborate play by corporate fat cats to distract you from what's really going on.

This is true. People who don't understand that what is presented to them as reality is in fact a carefully crafted fabrication are clueless.

NEXT

that show actually made me cringe with the retarded shit they came up with. like i'm supposed to believe some dude died fucking an electrified cow heart.

depends on how much the gift is valued at and if it was considered a prize like a game show would do. Different filing options.

>show is meant for the lowest common denominator serialized and formatted to be made cheap the most basic form of intellectual fast food to sate someone's time
>fed to people who regularly are lied to by the news and mass media in order to keep working in the system without breaking
it all makes sense honestly

kek

I think there's an episode where some woman says how she was told by producers to act crazy or something but in reruns it's edited out.

It's fake. There committing fraud which if it's actually real is highly illegal. Look up some of the stuff that the female producer if the show complained about.

Its always women, isn't it?

Well they dont want you to feel bad for laughing at a persons death. They want you to accept that they deserved to be suffocated under the weight of their own fake tits (pretty sure that was an actual episode).

Kino

>There committing fraud which if it's actually real is highly illegal
typical pedo IQ

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Some of Dr. Phil must be real. I went to school with these girls and they really were addicts.
youtu.be/H7IbY5W6IsQ

Yeah and they're getting sued now for fucking with the wrong address of a house that wasn't the debtor.

TCAP is a reality TV show at the end of the day that's using actors who go into adult chatrooms and pretend to be children who then bait the subject into coming over under false pretenses. The redpill is that these apps/social networks exclusively cater and Target children because there profitable. So most of these sites are filled with kids. Kids who are exposed to Snapchat whores and pedophiles. The sites are never held responsible and if Chris Hanson actually had balls he would tell people to get there kids off of these sites including YouTube which was caught having webcam videos of very young girls acting provocatively. Or Twitter who was busted on allowing cp exchanges between accounts. You think he would still have a YouTube channel if he said any of this? If reality TV is fake then TCAP is fake as well.

I think he takes advantage of poor naive people. It's why the bum fights guy mocked him

It's called Bathroom Break Podcast.

>he lets his sister watch jewflix

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joe schmo

That's why I could never believe it. It takes quite a bit of gear to have quality shots and sound. I never believed there was some chubby camera man and director and producers lugging around all that drinking their own piss for days in the wilderness

Survivor

Kitchen Nightmares
Gordon wouldn't lie to me

Jersey Shore seemed somewhat real at the beginning. I think they just let them be themselves and once they got really popular they acted out more but it wasn’t staged imo.

How do you explain "To Catch a Predator" then?

600 lb kino

I thought they just looked for beater cars and then didn't fix anything mechanically wrong with them. So you got a bunch of worthless 'pimping' on a car that was barely functional.

presumably they don't show innocent people. Entrapped but not innocent.

well there is absolutely no reason to fake a bunch of hoodrats and fat white girls who want to get an std from flavor flav

We know they have writers listed on imdb so do plenty of other reality shows.

Holy shit, its a zoomer pedophile. Snapchat didn't exist when this show came out. You've probably never even used a real online chatroom. Faggot.

English one is true, American one is based in truth but with sections exaggerated to heighten drama.

Then how do you explain the guy who killed himself on set? There's also youtube channels dedicated to following predator's lives after the show. Many of them ended up in prison.

See here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2lHC8Z-yBj04LlGb1lLj832FFBhIIU_u

TCAP is fake and it is not entrapment, these people get real sentences and live the rest of their lives in hiding, known as pedophiles.

TCAP is NOT fake*

>Xzibit went broke

How? He got $50k an episode for 2 days 'work'

50%+ of the restaurants featured on KN close within a year.

I'm not saying Gordon Ramsey is a bad chef, though I guess his own personal restaurants fail a lot: grubstreet.com/2014/10/gordon-ramsay-restaurants-closure-rates.html

But as far as a business consultant, which is what the restaurants on KN need, he is almost worthless and possibly a detriment.

What about the Amazing Race, it's pretty straight forward, they do the challenges, whoever is last, they lose

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Based fatkino bro

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>Snapchat didn't exist when this show came out.

You do realize the show is still ongoing right?

>They aren't mechanics like Edd China

Newsflash dickwad, neither is edd china.

There are also news articles about guys caught on the show:
nbc-2.com/story/10690344/notorious-predator-gets-stiff-sentence

TCAP is real, and the organizations involved are all real as well.

That wojack is fucking haunting. I kind of need to see it in full HD with textures and everything.

New York is still on fucking TV TO THIS DAY. Fuck that bitch.

That show was more fake than most reality shows. His parents didn't live in that house they had in the 2nd season. They lived in the house from the first season and only Bam lived at the big one.

What is he thinking Yea Forums?

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SOPRANOS

wanted to kill that cunt better than the mob

Ruined it ..

But watching Kino Gommorrah

it was MUTT 70s shit tier soap opera , like Gen Hossie .. Crap an pathetic .. Can I have those hours back ,
Like Oi Peak Bilders
Lost .. was brill an then Cancerous quickly moar than looking at that Core !

UK Life on Mars season two shit

So I just one of those videos at random:

youtu.be/EruzTEP_Xy8?list=PL2lHC8Z-yBj04LlGb1lLj832FFBhIIU_u

Says he's married and not in jail - says nothing about any jail time. Whatever.

>it is not entrapment
As far as I know, there are no actual laws against entrapment; it's all based on precedent. The standard is whether you can show that you were somehow """""persuaded""""" to break the law. If you can show that you were persuaded to do something you weren't inclined to do you get off completely. This is sometimes the case with TCAP "predators".

Generally, the "predators" receive an extremely light sentence because, although they can't demonstrate that the show 'made' them break the law, they are able to demonstrate that they would have been unlikely to break the law had it not been for the show.

How does this work? Well, for example, if an informant offers me $1000 to transport some illegal drugs to a city 100 miles away, and I say 'ok', that is not entrapment. I won't be able to get the charges dropped unless it's shown that you really went out of your way to persuade me to break the law. However, if I'm able to demonstrate that I had not broken the law before, and would have been unlikely to do so were it not for your offer, then I'll be able to get a much lighter sentence than if I were an actual drug runner.

The law is kind of fuzzy when it comes to entrapment. TCAP isn't 100% "you are innocent" entrapment, but it's close enough that most of the "predators" get an extremely light sentence, and some do get off completely.

which one was the guy who shot himself after getting caught

Like the do for love music video?

TLC's Four Weddings kino is actually pretty real.

thelist.com/25422/untold-truth-behind-four-weddings/

It's not like the producers are staging and paying for four fucking weddings, guests and all.

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TCAP was great when it wasn't involving the police in there stings.

Yes, some guys get away free. There are entrapment laws depending on the state. Some guys get a little jail time, some guys get no jail time, and some guys get a lot of jail time. There are different factors.

Chances are Oprah got those cars for free from Pontiac since the whole bit was a massive commercial for Pontiac. Oprah is a greedy parasite who doesn't actually spend money on her "fans".

The guy who was hyping up being eaten by an anaconda, but when the time finally came, he came out with a suit with such a large helmet, the snake couldn't even open its mouth wide enough to start swallowing

Only the first couple of seasons, before the showrunners started doing too many things. Still love the show though

Does anyone take Oprah seriously in 2019? You'd think all of social media would spread the truth about her and completely end her career with Facebook moms.

That's impressive!

the vast majority get 0

Ron perlman?

>for free
It's pretty much the case with all these types of shows that the production company gets the stuff for free. Usually if they have to buy something, like tools for a car show, they deliberately blur the logo, whilst the stuff they get for free gets long lingering close ups.

Everyone in Texas got off user. Also CJ has been known to not cooperate with handing over there equipment to investigators.

Patently false.

They use footage of shills yes

Bear Grylls passed SAS selection which is impressive enough, but he broke his back in a parachute accident soon after. He was never deployed in a warzone, much like Jesse Ventura.

>pimp my ride was fake
Im confused, so were the cars cgi?
Were they actually made out of cardboard and fell apart on the first rain?
Were the people in it cgi?

I got how you can fake those treasure hunting in abandoned shit and pawn shop shows, but im confused how could you fake this show.

There was a version of this in my country and the show would just buy a new car (without saying to the audience) if the engine/carcass was too fucked and paint over it.

>Does anyone take Oprah seriously in 2019? You'd think all of social media would spread the truth about her and completely end her career with Facebook moms.

Only niggers. Everyone respectful white woman in 2007 noped the fuck out when she endorsed that gay nigger demon.

Xzibit was CGI.

Charges aren't convictions.

>obsessed with Obama in 2019
It's been 3 years man. Time to drop the birth certificate records and move on.

Yes, all 23 charges gained over 4 days were dropped in Texas due to insufficient evidence. That was the only time that happened on that scale, due to not carefully following Texas law.

>Were the people in it cgi?

Nah, it's largely about normies finding out how TV is actually made, it's all 'fake' to an extent. e.g. it's not filmed in chronological order, shoots for single episodes are days, weeks, months apart, multiple takes when filming contestents as they are usually low energy, and then start chewing their tongues when the director asks them to do it again with more enthusiasm, so then the director needs to start feeding them lines so everyone can go home by 6pm.

Tell me burgers, how i even pronounce xzibit? Ex-zee-beet?

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If you didn't know. The contestants would usually lie down inside the crystall ball at the end, to stop the flow blowing all the tickets around so they could easily do it. Whenever the teams did this, it was legit but they filmed them jumping around for tv ect ...

What burgerpunk hellhole did this tennis wife grow up in to do such a horrifying thing?

Also, the name is pronounced how you would say "exhibit" like in a museum.

Never got on the reality tv hype train but I used to watch America's Got Talent somewhat regularly over the summer cuz there was nothing else to watch in summer. Then the Captain Disillusioned guy from Youtube showed how the show faked a magic trick. Then I stopped watching the show altogether. Never bothered with any other cable shows soon after that except for The Simpsons and Family Guy.
youtube.com/watch?v=_dSp_f0f9gE

This one is real and good.
youtube.com/watch?v=bPKOOfvbj48

Patently true - most have clean records and can show that they would have been unlikely to break the law were it not for the show.

They're found guilty but get probation. It still sucks, but let's not pretend that it's something it's not. The vast majority do not get jail time. Patently true.

Probation is getting off user.

>Produced by Sony
YIKES

Source on most not getting jail time?

I answered his question. Only niggers like Oprah especially black women. The only "white" women who like Oprah is anyone living in NYC. Also Obama was a complete joke user hope you realize it

merci Negrodamas.

Cops

There's a podcast on Cops/LivePD that basically details how they're fake as hell. Sure, the police are actually detaining people and pulling them over, but the producers of both shows do a lot of shady shit behind the scenes. They'll trick the perps into signing the release forms by virtually any means necessary, from pretending that they're police officers themselves to straight up paying people to sign. That's not even to begin to discuss the amount of fucked up shit that the police are encouraged to do by the producers. The departments play ball for the publicity. Even let officers get away with planting evidence if it makes for good tv. "The viewing public is always on the officer's side anyway" is their justification.

Forget the name of the podcast. Something COPS something.

nbcnews.com/id/19486893/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/t/da-refuses-prosecute-catch-predator-cases/

hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/dateline-catch-a-predator-case-223775

Just Google this stuff if you want to learn more.

How do they get away with entrapment? Isn't that illegal?

Obama was a joke, but not because he was a "gay demon," but because he was an ineffectual corporatist who used the media for good publicity then turned on them when they tried to expose the crimes of his administration.

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It is in many countries but not the US, it's strictly speak a string operation because the perp commits the crime of their own free will, and not actual legal entrapment.

Is this kino?
youtu.be/p1gvOqd3-JE

Exhibit, you fucking mong

Holy fuck, welcome to 15 years ago. Check out my ipod.

echs-hib-eet?

Echs- ibb - iht

Not like it matters. Some countries have different pronunciation when their natives learn English, even if the words are bullshit.

He was gay user.
Barack Obama & Larry Sinclair
>The biggest untold story of the 2008 U.S. Presidential Election... Finally, the no-holds-barred, 100% true story of Barack Obama's use and sale of cocaine; his homosexual affairs and the December 23, 2007 murder of Barack Obama's former lover and choir director of Obama's Chicago church of 20 years, Donald Young, just days before the 2008 Iowa Caucus. This searing candid story begins with Barack Obama meeting Larry Sinclair in November, 1999, and subsequently procuring and selling cocaine, and then engaging in consensual, homosexual sex with Sinclair on November 6th and again on November 7, 1999. You'll read in riveting detail how Sinclair, in 2007, repeatedly contacted and requested that the Obama campaign simply come clean about their candidate's 1999 drug use and sales. You learn how the Obama campaign, David Axelrod and Barack Obama used Donald Young (the homosexual lover of Barack Obama) to contact and seek out information from Sinclair about who he had told of Obama's crimes and actions. You'll read how the Obama campaign used internet porn king Dan Parisi and Ph.D. fraud Edward I. Gelb to conduct a rigged polygraph exam in an attempt to make the Sinclair story go away. The Obama team and the controlled media - specifically MSNBC's Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann, the New York Times, CNN, Politico's Ben Smith, The DailyKos, The Huffington Post and others - attacked the National Press Club for making its facilities available to Larry Sinclair for a news conference to present his evidence and allegations to the world media. You'll read how Vice President Joe Biden's son, Delaware Attorney General Beau Biden, issued an arrest warrant on completely false, fabricated charges to attempt to discredit Mr. Sinclair's National Press Club news conference. This is a staggeringly true story of how the sitting U.S.President with the help of the Mainstream Media, the Chicago Police Department, the FBI,

Beet's gold dredge is legit.
Some folks say that Hoffmans put some gold in their own pockets and didn't give everyone their fair shares. But that is just heresay so you can't sue me.

"REALITY" TV IS PEAK CANCER BECAUSE ITS DISHONEST
MOST PEOPLE JUST TAKE IT AS REAL SO ITS AN ACTIVE SCAM

DEADLIEST CATCH SHOOK THIS UP BY GOING OUT ON THE OCEAN WHERE IT BEATS THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYONE AND UNEXPECTEDLY MURDERS CHARACTERS LEFT AND RIGHT

THEY STILL TRY TO DO SOME SCRIPTED CRAP BUT ITS HARD TO READ THE SCRIPT WHILE BEING RAPED BY A 50 FOOT WAVE

B O A T S

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Most of its fake scripted shit but that's mostly so they have material to work with. I knew somebody that had been on one of those shows for a paternity test, he was not the father.

Most of you zoomers are too young to remember the Jenny Jones show which was cancelled after a guy admitted he was in love with his coworker and the guy reciprocated that love with a shotgun.

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A 'sting operation' can be ruled as entrapment, with anybody caught in the sting going free, depending on how the sting is conducted. A real sting, conducted by the police, has to be very careful as to how it conducts itself.

Really, if you're actual law enforcement, you should be trying to catch criminals and not create them, in which case 'entrapment' doesn't even come in to play.

Have you heard of Bait Car? It's TCAP for cars, apparently. They park an expensive car in the hood with the doors unlocked and the engine running, keys in the ignition. People that steal the car just get charged with a misdemeanor but the show is all like 'WE CAUGHT ANOTHER CAR THIEF, GUYS! NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS!'.

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Everyone that replied to you is retarded.
Terrace House is real as fuck and reality kino

Wew lad, me and my CIA friends need a link on that searing, 100% truth article that we- I mean I need to take down, because it's definitely the pure and absolute truth. Can't have the DNC coming after you, right?

BEAR TWAT ..

Torn ligament an the Liar is famed for being a shitbag
SAS He didnt become .. NOT=FAILED
he talks an talks an for show

Cunt ! he is hated .. by UK ARMY

>t.zoomer
Oprah was basically an honorary white like Cosby and had one of the most popular shows on the planet.

Yeah Oprah had every housewife in America hypnotized.

Which I feel kind of bad about, since I own a copy of the Darwin Awards, and they mention in the afterword that they had been considering making a show about it. The problem, though, is that Darwin Awards was actually principled in their approach, sticking strictly of cases of death/genital mutilation that were genuinely self-warranted.

I imagine that producers felt that The Darwin Awards simply didn't have enough content to greenlight, and that 1,000 ways to Die was the padded EXTREME version they came up with in response. That, or 1000 ways to die simply beat them to the punchline to scoop the concept for TV.

This.

Oprah would fucking dominate a presidential election. Trump did without even winning the popular vote. Oprah would turn most of the South blue.

>forget to lock car
>see this

What do

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youtu.be/0F89gnH1ZO8

Did someone say "I want the seatbelt."?

Tourettes guy?

It's like the Lottery, it's all fake. Everyone knows a person that knows a person that knows a person who wins, but it's not true.

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What a horrifying curse it would be to exist as a biological woman.
Your entire being is tied to sex and pregnancy, and the only way to get away from that is to live entirely for your career, which is likely in HR or management. You're a monster masquerading as a mother to her employees,
truly hated and feared by all under your domain, when you could be a good and loved mother instead at home.
And when you try to enjoy the hedonist side of life men do, you become extremely fat extremely quickly, and are unsirable and gross to basically anyone.
The dream of being a skinny teenage girl with no cares is almost entirely fantasy, and even real women grow through it before they can even notice it existed.
Such a curse is beyond human reckoning, and worth shedding tears for.

prosecutor from Murphy, TX

Test

Untill 2007. Remember how many white women walked out of her show? Remember when they were angry that she wasn't interviewing Palin?

90 Day Fiance is real.

Isn't this the one where a girl shit herself on the carpet during elimination?

never happened

Yes it did.

WHY DID THIS POST WARRANT CRUISE CONTROL?

>larping on Yea Forums
>>/pol/

Nah i don't believe Jerry Springer is real. I personally know someone who got on the show with a bogus story they made up.

ON A STEEL HORSE I RIDE

WANTED WAAAAAAAAAANTED

DEAD OR ALIIIIIVE

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>Yea Forums
>Larping
That's like saying you Googled a book at the library.

Television as media? yes.
Television as the board? Also yes.

Yeah but isn't being "woke" just adopting a narrative for reality and then pretending it's true 24/7? So then even when you're posting on Yea Forums you're still larping.

lol wtf. is this satire?

worse would be an actual room at the Luxor

No, you idiot.
You don't "Larp" online. That's not a real thing. It is very literally impossible to Larp online. There's nothing Live Action about it.

it's basically larping tho

No, it's just RPing.
This isn't a difficult concept.
This is why I hate zoomers.

This, Les Stroud was fucking legit, there were a couple episodes where he had to end it early and call in help because he got injured, starved or horrible foot rot.

basically it's larping

No, it's basically RPing.
LARPing is basically RPing. RPing is not basically LARPing.

Sure but basically what I'm talking about would in fact be larping.

Yeah a few episodes got really rough and he had to backtrack to take shots of him roaming. He was doing extra work.

If you are posting online, then you are not Live action role playing. You are just roleplaying.

Don't forget that Jazz is an adopted Palestinian boy, adopted by jewish israeli parents. Jazz is literally a televised hate crime; a live, slow mutilation and torture of an innocent child.

Idk man - I think if you're 24/7 larping then the time you spend on the computer counts - it's not a big deal.

they wanted to fuck you

I remember watching this live, couldn't fucking believe it was real. When the cop finally gets him down and the black guy starts digging around in his pockets I thought someone was going get killed. The kid had a broken arm iirc and I'm pretty sure this made them increase the delay between the stream and broadcast so they could edit more because it was so shocking.

based spastic

If you're doing it 24/7, then it's not larp or RP.
It's just delusion.

they would have to be fake in a non cuck state in the us. if i thought some space nigger was trying to abduct me or monster/faggot in a mask was coming at me id shoot them in the face with my carry pistol

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you're truly an aspiring master of semantics

he's larping as autistic

And it only took you 8 posts to figure it out. Congrats.

Newfag

Been here a lot longer than you, queermo

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I don't always respond to retards, but when I do, it's because I find it funny.

You're the one that doesn't know what larping is.