*blocks your path*

What's with all the fucking ass fetishists on this board? Is it a zoomer thing?

Asses are so gross, poop comes from there

PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE

had sex with the gf an hour ago and she looks like this AMA

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>come on Yea Forums for the first time ever
>first post i see
is this normal?

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>on this board

how much she weigh?

*BRRRAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFBLBLBLBLBLLL*

>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Where is the penis you faggot.

>youtube.com/watch?v=w497rz1eMZk

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no, its usually every other thread

GOD I'M JUST SO HORNY AND TIRED IF I FUCK ANOTHER WOOLEN SOCK I'M GOING TO FREAK

*you're

t. faggot

JAAAAAANNNNNNNIEEEEEEEEEE!!!

CLEAN THIS SHIT UP RIGHT NOW!

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Date stood me up for the 3rd time in a row today. AMA

It's a combination of minorities and homos.

women are stupid

130lbs

Anyone else think this was gonna be poop porn

The same girl lmao?

The orgasm from a sock is better then pussy.

do you cum in the condom? im scared dude

have sex

>3rd time
>3 digits in a row

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Sniffffff

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Woolen? Jesus lad. I use cotton underwear when the Mrs is grumpy

>WOOLEN

Bro, you haven't lived until you've tried a spandex one. It's like having an affair with an exotic out-of-town girl.

This is literally quintessential Yea Forums
Just turn around now honestly

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Yeah and we have fucked before. She recently got back in touch with me and wanted to start dating except she cant stick to plans.
Told her today to delete my number and don't bother me again.

we already have enough jews on here gas yourself my man

>falling for some thot's tricks three times in a row

K E K

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nice. how did it feel when she sits on your face?

What's the appeal of sex?

slave to the bussy bro..once you get a taste you cant help it..

sounds pretty beta user

IT would be beta if I hadnt fucked he before. Id be happy to keep it casual but she wants more and cant fucking turn up for dates.

What three dates did she stand you up on? Did you not learn after two?

Imagine getting triggered by literal vagina. You must be a seething tranny. You're never gonna be a girl user, time to give it up.

Why don't you ask YOUR MOM?

feels pretty good. definitely overhyped, i wouldn't say its any better than eating a great meal or watching a quality film

When I was scrolling through the catalog I thought this was a Charmin commercial

what do you mean look like this you can't see her face

Disgusting.

but then why do i want to give them orgasms free of charge