Do Americans really do this irl or just in television & film?

Do Americans really do this irl or just in television & film?

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Who even drinks tea? lol

americans don't even drink tea

I only drink mint tea when I've got a cold and that's it

yes we do but i also make mine in a coffee pot

I exclusively microwave my water instead of boiling it. It's the superior way to heat things up quickly.

we make our tea by throwing it in the harbor
ok this is based
who up lmao???

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My dads from Brustol and he does it

I use a kettle

But it's easier

please end your life

Depends on how much tea I'm drinking. One cup is much easier to just microwave for 90 seconds, but several cups is worth using the kettle.

>*dabs on this white boi

no

yeah who gives a shit it gets it hot

WAAAAH YOU GOTTA GATHER STICKS TO BUILD A FIRE AND SMELT YOUR OWN IRON POT THEN BOIL WATER TO MAKE TEA!!! FUCKING AMERICANS!! FUCKING MICROWAVES!

The European problem has gone too far. We shoulda never saved them in WWII.

no we heat the water up in the oven we're not animals

Americans literally never do that.
Why the fuck would anyone heat up tea?

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>not drinking SWEET TEA
the Southern race is the most powerful race in the world

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i've never understood why they don't have garbage disposals in their sinks when we've had that shit since the 50s

hey any of you queen loving retards with the meth teeth in this thread, what kind of tea is the most popular over there? i might want to get into it.

Whats wrong with microwaving it?
It's literally exactly the same. Boiled water is boiled water
It will never cease amaze the banal shit people will act pretentious about

What sort of negromancy is that?

I think they drink earl grey the most

1 minute 40 seconds puts it right around 190 optimal black tea temperature. I own an electric kettle which is how I know it's around there.

Drinks tons of tea, live in the states.

>saved them

Imagine still being this asshurt like 350 years later

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It usually just says "tea"
Only snobs get into the fancy shit with names

Euro plumbing is absolute shit. That's also why they spray water up their buttholes instead of being able to flush toilet paper.

it summons pigs

earl grey is the shit
t. ameritard

can't drink it cold though it tastes like cough syrup cold

americans never drink tea
they just chug soda and get diabeetus

American here. I deep fry my tea.

>We shoulda never saved them in WWII.

lest we forget
RIP FFFFFFFFF

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They tend to prefer black teas, which is the same as most tea blends sold in America.

Although they like putting milk and other shit in their tea

they do drink a lot of tea

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>I deep fry my tea.

you're sure you're not actually scottish now?

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americans don't even drink coffee properly

I’m Australian and the lot of you are a bunch of fags, peace.

Tbf bidets are the best shit and we’re the ones behind in that regard

Americans like their coffee the same as their sex; Black, drank slowly by their wives as they watch from the corner of the room.

>b-but history never happened!
Pathetic. You’re literally going to need America to save you again some day because our military is 30x better than the whole EU. What then? Just pretend that never happened either?

do americans seriously not have electric kettles? do they wait for all the water to boil for cooking on the stove?

Where I come from we like our coffee black, our water flat, and our women neither.

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there's nothing wrong with drip coffee but I also have a single french press or sometimes make it turkish style

Americans have everything you have and more sweet summer child

>DUDE MY HEATED WATER AND PLANT PRODUCT MIXTURE IS BETTER THAN YOURS
kill yourself if you give a shit
also coffee is infinitely better than tea

bonzer post cobber

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I use the superior keurig for tea and coffee

use your AR15 and shoot yourself

>everything you have and more

including best ribs

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you don't even have legal brothels. 'land of the free' my ass

Of course we have electric kettles you mongoloid rape baby

>I have.. Evolved.

It's called Las Vegas

Who needs brothels when every woman is a slut?

Wow one random retard got obese that totally blows the fuck out of the most powerful nation on earth!
Degenerate. There’s plenty of that here we just don’t need to government enabling that behavior.

sweet tea is a staple in a lot of america, the thing is, there's so much sugar in it that it might as well be soda

Do you actually believe this shit? I bet you're one of those retards that think we all wear our shoes in the house, too.

You don’t?

>op got btfo so hard when he posted that truck stop pic for the umpteenth time
>resorts to making a thread about tea
LMAO

>Vladimir Harkonnen is my final form

You literally do