Says he's making the Uncharted movie

>says he's making the Uncharted movie
>never makes it.
What the FUCK is Wahlberg's problem?

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That girl is gorgeous!!!!

the games are movies. dont mean that in bad way.
whats the point of a 2 hr storyline when the games are 15-20 hours (around 4 hours of storyline)

It is a dead franchise and no one wants an Indy rehash without Harrison Ford.

wait that litlle puertorican whore worked with mark?

Well his last video game movie wasn't really that great so i don't see why you'd think another one could be any good

For some reason he still says Max Payne was his favorite character he played and that John Moore is one of the best directors he ever worked with.

This is not even bad taste, that's the opposite of taste. Even if you take away the license it's an below average film noir.

No, they just dated for a little bit and made a few public appearances together.

Yes, that Incan did some work on him.

>Transformers
>Instant Family
And Wahlberg got his nephew in the Dora movie to play Diego.

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Never forget, never fucking forgive. They butchered the source material, tragic casting, bad direction, whe whole thing was just sad. How the fuck didn't they get Sam to write the script? You had like one fucking job. Still hoping they'd make a faithful Max Payne series based on MP1 and 2 even though chances are very, very slim.

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Who's the goddess in the left?

Mark Wahlberg

Peruvian, and yes,see And chance you have that twitter picture of Marky Mark and Benicio Del Taco both saying they want to play Swiper?
I've saved it like three god damn times and then I'm never able to find it again

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Based

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Based Wahlberg is fucking that peruvian pussy.

My wife is PURE mother FUCKER

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user, she's making reggaeton music now. Those girls are lewd.

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Is she? I had the volume off when I watched that

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I don't know if this makes sense but the harder she tries to look sexy the worse she actually ends up looking. I wish she'd move away from this aesthetic.

uncharted is already a movie

Yeah, it’s unfortunate. I don’t know if it’s so much trying to look “sexier,” or in some part trying to look older. She looks amazing without makeup.
She also puts on that stoic look, which I guess you kind of get trained to do when you have so many photo shoots and stuff. Likewise she is way more attractive with a smile than trying to look stoic

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I find most girls to be that way.

That's only true if they're young. Women age like milk.

She doesn't have the bimbo look to pull it off naturally.

I don't see her pop music career going far (unless she goes the Becky G route and does Spanish music and softcore porn music videos).

I’d add that the image that was set up for her in the webm doesn’t match her personality.

It turns out music videos aren’t real.

isabella moner will be attractive with a boob job, around 34D

34D chess wow

i wanna be moner desu

Is this the movie where Wahlbergs character and his wife buy a nubile girl to use as their Fucktoy? I love her collar and leash aesthetic.

"My wife wants to peg your hot little ass tonight."
"Oh, thanks for demanding anal at such short notice! Jeez, you people!"

As a Moner-fag, you're so fucking gay. We like her because she's a hot little slut, not because we love her and want to marry her.

It's all lust and no love.

I would cuddle her and be nice to her. But mostly I would fuck and suck her like crazy.

Must...remain..pure for...Mother..Ba-

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Lol sure, it’s just me. That’s why half the Moner threads are
>user you’re home! I was just about to start dinner

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There was no weird political agenda he could try and push through the movie so he shelved it

Whats so hard to understand?

...Marky Marks movies have a weird political agenda?

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>Moner

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>imagine being her director or producer
>she does the casting couch thing like a old pro
I wanna be a Hollywood jew so bad!!

Wahlberg would be a terrible Drake. Drake is literally Fillion