How would you make this into a really awful movie? Like something good intentioned but just a terrible mistake?
How would you make this into a really awful movie? Like something good intentioned but just a terrible mistake?
Jonathan Price
Carter Bell
Easy, let Refn direct the adaptation.
Zachary Miller
Get James Franco to direct
Isaac Thompson
Unironically the only correct answer.
Hudson Jenkins
Narrate passages from the book while the action takes place.
Charles Jones
The Rock is Judge Holden
Jaxon Wood
your post is retarded but since it's the first everyone will be like HURR DEE DURR BASTE EPIC FPBP /THRED
fuck this gay board
John Jackson
>DAE THINK BLOOD MERIDIAN IS UNADAPTABLE???
Asher Turner
A hairless Christopher Lloyd as Judge Holden.
Easton Richardson
>hurrr Neon Demon was kino guys really you just didn't get it!!
Aaron Garcia
No,I just think it'd be easy to fuck up but it's quite possible to make.
Joseph Russell
The Kid pretty much acts like a Refn character. Then again there ain't no western neon lights for him to fall back on. I look forward to the panning and horse riding wideshots.
Josiah Jones
that would be great
Hunter Wood
S. Craig Zahler directs.
The kid played by Timothee Chalamet.
The judge played by woody harrelson
Glanton played by Liam neeson
Toadvine = Ethan hawke
Lucas Cox
This
Adam Howard
OP said awful not based
David Barnes
No. Judge played by a hairless Dave Bautista.
Zachary Flores
This reminded me of the kind of weird, ethereal and violent nature of Blood Meridian
I guess the same director could maybe pull it off
Adrian Martin
Based kino
Elijah Flores
the judge played by halfthor
the kid played by that toothless fucker from stranger things
directed by brian singer
Jeremiah Long
The Rock as The Judge
Camden Smith
I think it could work with Paul Thomas Anderson directing with a screenplay by the Coen brothers and it would probably have to be 2 and a half to 3 hours long.
Liam Richardson
It’s too long for one movie, has too much kiddie shit to get an R rating, and casting The Judge is hard.
Jayden Williams
Hafthor would have to lose the pudge and shave all the hair off of his body, including the eyebrows
Colton Nelson
Pudge Holden is objectively chunky
Benjamin Hernandez
Just hand it to any *current*year* director. You'll be hip deep in modern social awareness and endlessly hearing about how all works are just reflections of the current social struggle as they go.
Gabriel Miller
Daniel Gutierrez
Absolutely this
Wyatt Hill
Brendan doesn’t have enough Judge in him but if he did it would be the stuff of nightmares, so effective and haunting they’d try to make Judge Holden horror movie spinoffs
Henry Green
>Judge in him
>JUSTED for decade+
>wife took all his money
>not remembered for his mummy movies
>sexually molested and tried to join #METOO but they made fun of him instead
you know he's holding in a lot of resentment and rage, right?