Why didn't those two numbskulls ever just listen to Moe? All they ever had to do was just SPREAD OUT

Why didn't those two numbskulls ever just listen to Moe? All they ever had to do was just SPREAD OUT

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The Three Sneeds

>just listen to Moe
Yes, op. Let's destroy the dynamic that creates the comedy of the Three Stooges.

>Besser refrained from imitating Curly or Shemp. He continued to play the same whiny character he had developed over his long career. He had a clause in his contract prohibiting being hit excessively. Besser recalled, "I usually played the kind of character who would hit others back". He claimed that Larry volunteered to take the brunt of Moe's screen abuse. In a 2002 E! channel program which used file footage of Besser, the comic stated that the left side of Larry Fine's face was noticeably coarser than the other side, which he attributed to Moe's slaps.

Larry was too good for us bros, we didn't deserve him. He was truly a victim of circumstance.

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The real question is who the FUCK put Moe in charge?

larry is my favorite. most of the time when i watch the stooges i'm watching for what he's up to. highly underrated.

why i outta

Shemp did when he left and curly joined the group

Moe put Moe in charge.

oh a wiseguy eh?

Larry honestly didn't bring much to the act. The Three Stooges should have been Moe, Curly and Shemp. Keep it in the family, you know.

t. moe

t. Ted Healey you mean

Uncle Mortimer

Remember when Shemp died with 16 half-finished shorts to go, and so they filled in a lot of his parts with a guy doing his trademark Shemp slide across the floor from behind, then they'd piece random shit together to make the 16 shorts.

Check it out sometimes, that's where you'll get the most bugged out episodes. Totally fucked up stream of consciousness shit like a mummy with tits that turns you into a bat, fountain pens that write under whipped cream and Shemp as a ghost in the same episode and shit.

Was it kino?
True story
Went to watch this was my dad when it first came out in 2012. However, the top and bottom of the film wasn't covered with black bars, so behind-the-scenes moments like the baby-piss shootout and the little girl floating away on the balloon were clearly visible. Yes, that means we saw multiple baby peens in a public cinema.

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Or perhaps they were wearing diapers. Either way, the tubes that shot out the "piss" were visible, as was a guiding hand to lifyt the balloon-girl upwards.

they can't do that any more because of crispin glover lmao
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Favorite bit

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I'm still baffled by the existence of this movie. I could swear I saw trailers for this movie a whole ten years before it came out, at least, because the original Dumb & Dumber movie was still fresh in my mind, the local distributor had given it a suspiciously similar translated title (probably because Three Stooges are pretty unknown in Europe) and I actually still watched TV back then, but when I finally looked it up years later, it said it's from 2012? I even tried finding a movie with a similar title to no avail.

they were trying to get it made since the 90s. at one point jim carrey was attached as curly and benicio del toro as moe

really enjoyed curly in this. RIP in peace gandolfini.

childhood is curly and moe. adulthood is shemp. galaxy brain is larry.

I can believe that, but I can't believe they got as far as releasing TV trailers internationally

Sometimes I feel like moe

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any stories of times you acted like moe?

The characters are so tied to the actors, it's not something anyone else can do. It's like a modern day Tramp movie. That's Chaplin's character!

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I see moe

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very racist stuff....

Man, FUCK BESSER. The worst Stooge.

What exactly was he referring to?

It was good

A TARANTULA!

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WHY I OUGHTA

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Commotion on the Ocean was surprisingly coherent. Give me that fil-um. Give me that fil-um.

Reminder that Moe broke his ribs on camera and was hospitalized and the second half of the episode was filmed weeks later

They were cheated out of a lot more money, it's a quality shame

I’ll always have a soft spot for the episode when the stooges dress up as a twelve foot tall Santa to terrify some poor random Muslim dude into handing over the priceless jewel he apparently stole

>Larry honestly didn't bring much to the act
WHY I OUGHTA

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Shush don't give them any ideas

>pulls out a gun

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Joe Besser was a faggot. Worst stooge.

u dumb

Interesting. Did not know this

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My favorite was the one where they pretend to be refugee children but first they're window washers at the dentist office of "Dr. I. Yankum, DDM"

The whole fucking scene from Curly being hauled up to them blasting out the guy's mouth filled with cement.kills me every time.
>Curly barks at the dentures
>the dentures bark back

>shot 5 holes and a divot

FUCK YOU I LIKED IT

The baby pee scene was retarded, but the casting was spot on. Wasn't horrible, and gave a taste of the 3 stooges to a newer audience ... just hated that they had to throw in the "muh rubber hammers we didn't hurt anyone" crap at the end. I can't stand that they have to spoon feed that it's fake.

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>I'm gonna teach you how to do the manual or arms
>curly ends up dancing

That has to be my favorite episode of all time. That and the dog groom/washer one.

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>4 slices of a burnt toast and a rotten egg

Joe Besser was actually a really popular comedian in his day, his act is just extremely dated and doesn't hold up by any modern standards of comedy. People laughed at him in the 40's.