"The ancient civilizations called him... Ghidorah"

"The ancient civilizations called him... Ghidorah"
>clears throat
>inhales
"did she say GONORRHEAAA????"
>laugh track plays
>credits roll
>gets 69 Oscar nominations for pure comedy gold

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Imagine being so pathetic that you think posting on Yea Forums is somehow more masculine than posting on Reddit. Lol what a fucking loser you are.

redditoid fag detected

>literally zero mention of reddit
OBSESSED

based soijak poster working the redditards and janniggers into a boil

have sex, gain height, lift weights, hit the showers, and get a clue.

Redditcucks like you are an embarrassment wherever they go

>Doesn't know what that meme is
Newfags get out

>get a clue
WAKE UP WHO KNEW IT'S ME

Dilate

Engage in intercourse

Based and true.
Godzilla king of monsters sucked major dickhole and it was almost entirely because of the humans in the movie. The plot was bad not corny bad or so bad it’s good it was just fucking dreadful
Hated this film

ask me how i know you are a walking hole from reddit

Look at how butthurt all the alt right retards itt are haha.

sir, this is a mcdonalds

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dilate

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That character’s lines all sucked, totally agree

fucking hell that "joke" made my eyes roll to the back of my skull, its faggot writers like them that ruin a serious moment, story, etc

Fucking this. There’s a way to do human interaction scenes in Godzilla movies right, like literally the first 40 years of the franchise and also Shin.

Also what's up with the redpill/bluepill bs itt? Sometimes I like to wallow in the rhetorical dirt too but it doesn’t belong here.

Keep posting your butthurt, retards

reddit

Godzilla movie plots are just to get to the monster fights, grow up

Embarrassing

Oh god. Did they actually put that joke in the new movie?

OH MY GOD ....ZILLLLUUUHHHH

AND ALL THAT CONSIDERED
STILL MOVIE OF THE YEAR 2019
ANYONE WHO DISAGREES IS OFFICIALLY A FAGGOT LMAO

And yet it stood in the way of the action in KOTM

All jokes and memes aside, this movie was pure trash. One of the worst ive seen in theaters in a while

ALL BAIT ASIDE THIS IS A WEAK EFFORT AND YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO DISCORD AND DILATE TRANNY :^)

why can't Hollywood write jokes that are actually funny

human screentime takes away from monster screentime, so while they're investing in millions of dollars in cgi they take away our attention from the monsters we came to see, and inserted the most retarded, forced joke I've ever come across

my child, the blackpill is not an easy thing to swallow

YIKES!!!

Yea, it paces the movie so you’re anticipating the monster fights and it’s bettrt , like edging

That wasn't actually in the movie was it? Please tell me it wasn't. So awful.
mega cringe

holy shit dude

at least the edging wasn't as bad as the first movie, fucking how many times did they do that shit?

Literally word for word he said that, wish I was lying

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>Literally word for word he said that, wish I was lying
WHO GIVES AFUUUUUUUUUUUUCK LMAO

THERE WERE LIKE 4 QUIPS IN THE WHOLE MOVIE LASTING MAYBE A COLLECTIVE MINUTE OF RUNTIME AT MOST

EAT A DICK NITPICKING AUTISTS
WATCH THE MONSTER FIGHTS

>i-im an alpha cos I post on Yea Forums
Absolutely pathetic lmao

Quips are one thing but that's a really lame joke.

Lightning doesn't always strike twice.

dilate

ALPHAS WOULD ANONYMOUSLY SHITPOST ON THE SUPERIOR INTERNET FORMAT DEVOID OF NEEDY IDENTITY UPBOATS

FUCK REDDIT TWITTER AND THE WHOLE REST OF THEM

>literally "dude just turn your brain off!"

NO JUST GIVE IT REST FOR A BIT UNTIL THE MONSTERS COME BACK

THE MOST MONSTER FIGHTS IN THE MONSTERVERSE SO FAR

AND YET YOU BITCH, CUS YOUR A FAGGOT :^)

>MONSTER FIGHT!

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>THIS PASSING FOR BANTER

MAYBE ON REDDIT LMAO

CLEARLY THERES NOTHING RESEMBLING AN ARGUMENT
BECAUSE THAT WOULD REQUIRE YOU NOT TO BE A BRAINLET :^)

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