I'm an usher at a movie theater, ask me questions and I'll answer until I fall asleep

I'm an usher at a movie theater, ask me questions and I'll answer until I fall asleep.

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do you mind if i bring an outside pizza to the movie?

As long as you throw out the box when you're done, I don't care.

Robert my man!

Don't worry I have a date to get past the no singles policy she's just meeting up with me later kek

I'll take some crab legs and kino corn for my falcon. Extra butter on both!

I better take a bullet proof vest too. Don't want another incident like the last kinoplex! (Designated shooter missed half the theatre and got escorted to the popcorn mines for 3 months!!)

Hopefully I pass penis inspection in the showers and don't get sent to the manlet pits kek

Can't forget my theatre anvil!

And Robert, big guy! Watch out for those wet floors!!

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Are you one of those ushers that don't care if a customer brings in outside food into the theatre?

based and redpilled
see if it's something that's likely to make a mess I'll be a little cautious

What's the best movie that came out this year?

Alita

Did you ever get sent to the popcorn mines

Not since the disaster of '86

Is it okay if I molest female members of the audience when the lights go down?

I frequently go to the kinoplex alone and I don’t understand the stigma surrounding it. I have friends and am in a healthy relationship. The problem is I work weird hours so I’m usually at the theater when my friends are working or otherwise busy, and my significant other just doesn’t like going to the movies. I sneak alcohol in and smoke pot in the parking lot, with the large popcorn it’s a nice disengagement from reality. I’m genuinely wondering why people think it’s so weird to go the theater alone. It’s not like I’m there to talk to people

>I’m genuinely wondering why people think it’s so weird to go the theater alone
They don't, you're just self conscious. I don't think anything when someone is alone.

It’s not so much I’m self conscious about it I just had a discussion with a buddy of mine recently and he was acting like it was some cringe worthy statement of loneliness, this terrible fate and I don’t know why he usually will see any movie and I call him when I’m out and we discuss it, after we wade through the usual insults involving me going to the theater alone at like 2 on a Monday. Then there’s Yea Forumss issue with it also I’m just wondering if I’m missing something.

Same here dude. Not looking forward to the droves of unwashed masses that will litter the theater when SpiderMan and Lion King releases.

A buddy of mine used to be a manager at a local movie theater here. He says when the Indian films would come through the crowds (smell in particular) was the worst.

We're getting Endgame again tomorrow. Apparently there's a new bonus scene.

At the machines that you can choose your tickets at ive been selecting senior which makes the movie like 5 bucks, been doing it for years. You guys notice or nah?

Ushers won't care but a manager might if he's the one collecting tickets.

Also yes we always notice but it's just a matter of whether or not we actually do anything about it.

I'll be sure to not shower for a week before heading to see spiderkino

Usually it's some teenager . I'm gonna continue to do it.

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Go back to bed, grandpa. You're in the nursing home.

I brought my own bowl will you fill it with popcorn?

I don't do concessions.

2005 WAS 14 YEARS AGO

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nigger I didn't ask if you did concessions or not

>my significant other just doesn’t like going to the movies
how come user? that's kinda odd.