How do you level up your size stat? is there an item or something?

is 14 inches too big? asking for a friend

someone spent time on this bullshit

>Television & Film

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no it's fetish material

Somewhat small.

Ok this is epic

iirc 14inches actually is too big
The guy with the world’s longest dong gets woozy and has headaches when erect because of blood flow change
He also can’t fit inside normal vaginas

So you really are supposed to press the ruler right to the pubic bone? Based always felt i was cheating by doing that but i guess my dick really is 8.5in long. NICE

seething dicklets

>5.5 inches
that's just sad

Tons of girls prefer small penises. Anything above 7 inches is straight-up uncomfortable and painful during sex. That, and you can’t even fit the whole thing in your mouth. Small penises are pretty and cute.

Fuck

post it

Thought I was on /fit/ fro a moment

OP has a small dick.

girthlets report

Projection, bigger is better but something can be too big
I like big tits but pic related looks weird and that isn’t all from her being fat

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Please tell me you faggots saw the red text to the top right

breast size are in no way synonymous with penis size when it comes to intercourse, breasts do not serve a physical function during sex, penises however do.

user, you write with your right hand

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>It’s a troll makes fellow anons needlessly self conscious episode.

I'm ten inches

>tfw 5.5 inches and make azn gf cum multiple times in minutes

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Tfw I will able to use Crisper to give my sons big dongs, future is looking bright lads.

kino

who 4" length by 6" girth

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Fuck off

based

I meant left

>tfw 12 inch dicklet
Any kinos for this feel?

based dick poster has been making dicklets seethe for years now

Is this the thread were everyone pretends to have above average dicks and call anyone who doesn't participate in the circle jerking off topic shit a dicklet?

Cutting off your penis doesn’t mean it wasn’t small when you had it
Now dilate
>Tons of girls prefer small penises.
>this is what dicklets actually believe
Ohnononono
>Anything above 7 inches is straight-up uncomfortable and painful during sex.
What a dicklet cope lol
Girls I know mostly say ideal is like 8 inches
7inches might hurt if she’s Asian but not anyone else
>That, and you can’t even fit the whole thing in your mouth.
If girls enjoy giving bjs they usually enjoy getting choked on them
>Small penises are pretty and cute.
Yikes

Was this from the final episode?

T. Incel

barbarian COPE

Meant for

Based fag telling comforting lies.

RIP me, I'm 5.5inchs

I got 7,5 everyone says its fucking huge

Wtf are Men's Health writers - a bunch of Dog Fart porn whores?

>caring this much about the roastie's pleasure

my dick grew this year no im not telling you how. No it wasnt pumps jelqing or any of that shit

>tfw 36 inches with the girth of a fucking tallboy
>tfw reading all this dicklet rage ITT

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A long, thick, veiny, glistening cock is simply more sexually exciting for women to look at and touch.

>top right

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how do I get mine to glisten?

>tfw lost my bestfriend because I showed my dick cause I was too ashamed of showing my feet

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Unironically, the easiest way to spot an incel is if they obsess about dick size. Every man who's been laid enough forgets this topic even exists, myself included. I used to fret so much about this dumb shit as a teenager.

Tfw when going to gain almost entire inch from losing 15-20 pounds life is good lads.

>tfw 6.5 inch micropenis

> feet
Um are you okay user?

7 inches here. Let me post the real one.

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Oils and lotions bro

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how is that even possible? A guy who's 100 pounds overweight would have his dick grow 5 inches?

Fuck you,we were in the dark,I thought he would not see my dick

I am female and am telling the truth. Look it up sometimes, you can find articles and interviews and stuff with girls who prefer small penises. It’s probably not the majority but there are definitely girls out there who feel that way.

Its bullshit, probably "lost" an inch to his lardass figure when he was fat.

What about a female who is like 6'2, well proportioned and physically active? There is no way she is getting off on a sub-8 inch dick.

The fatpad obscures the penis, the less bodyfat the smaller the pad.