MYSTERIO DID NOTHING WRONG
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Nice speech.
based jake, glad he made it to the MCU
meh
>made it
he's slumming IMO
what the fuck is with the way this is directed.
It's like a fucking tv show.
>that pic
Me irl
>obediah yells at some scientist about caves
>this is tony stark's fault
>Villain is obsessed with the hero and is an ex employee.
Why do they keep remaking Riddler from Batman Forever?
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So this is Iron Man 3 again but in a Spiderman film?
>That sound effect when it goes black and white and zooms in on the character's face
I can see the Oscar nominations now.
based retard
>Why do they keep remaking Riddler from Batman Forever?
>why is tried and true comic book trope used in comic book movie?
nonbased retard
>tfw you found out he was meant to replace Tobey in Spiderman 2
>Iron Man 2
Villain is pissed off at Tony Stark because his dad worked with Tony's dad on the arc reactor and got non of the credit
>Iron Man 3
Tony was a huge asshole to some guy back in the 90s
>Spider-Man Homecoming
Tony starts the damage control program and this also causes some blue collar workers to lose their jobs so they turn to crime selling alien technology
>Spider-Man Far From Home
Tony takes all the credit for a hologram program one of his employees invented
what a stupid response. Considering Jake's career, his complete career, this is a fucking great move for him, a step up. I bet he's loving every moment of it, sighing with relief. Hopefully they keep him around for a bit.
Is it too much to ask for some originality with the way these characters are written?
Why do they do it?
Do they think nobody would care about the movies If Iron Man wasn't seen or mentioned in them?
lmao
I dont even know what he did, I haven't seen the money nor read spoilers.
yes. You don't go to mcdonalds and expect filet mignon. Only retards do and get upset about it. It's about the execution. Homecoming did a great job with the same shitty trope.
They didn't even bother with a wig. I know Simmons is bald in real life, but why?
PS this is an end credit scene
BASED BASED BASED
Of course, these films are made for children after all
Fuck trump and shit
because it doesn't matter?
Somewhat underwhelming.
I like what it means though, that they don't care about muddling up the universes. Kind of a risky move, but it seems to work.
>Character resembling the source doesn't matter
You clearly don't know how vital his Hitler stache is.
you jsut realize that now? the whole MCU is basically a really expensive TV show. you have to tune in to each new episode (movie). once in a while you'll get a nice season finale (infinity war).
this is how they keep making money
>autists still complaining about MUH COMICS
breh, let it go already. A 1:1 adaptation only holds the movie back. It's not worth it to please a handful of autistic manbabies.
>gets 90% of the image dead on
>complains about minor shit that is irrelevant
life must be really tough for you.
mediocre, like everything else from this corporation.
>food analogy
>strawmanning
Be quiet, you fucking shill.
>>strawmanning
I know you're a retard, but at least learn the terms before you barf them out. If you want originality, you have to be a super retarded faggot to expect it from the MCU, much less the MCU tied to sony.
>no no its more pathetic if he's bald
I guarantee thats how it happened
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so they're making JJ like Alex Jones like the PS4 game
or maybe a flattop hitlerstache having JJJ would look out of place in a movie that is trying to look contemporary.
It sure is summer here.
awesome, glad I was right about who I was talking to.
So Jake's just angry at Iron Man and now wants to usurp his legacy? That's it? That's his motivation? Fucking garbage.
I was hoping that that one user's theory on Jake being an alternate universe Peter Parker who enter's Tom Holland's universe to save his own was real.
>I was hoping that that one user's theory on Jake being an alternate universe Peter Parker who enter's Tom Holland's universe to save his own was real.
That's stupid and not fitting for Mysterio at all.
>I was hoping that that one user's theory on Jake being an alternate universe Peter Parker who enter's Tom Holland's universe to save his own was real.
>expecting anything mysterio says to be even close to reality
>expecting an even dumber farfetched scenario
YIKES. It's like you guys have millisecond short term memories and forget that this is part of the MCU, which based on fucking comics.
Would have been much better than "disgruntled ex-employee #950823495".
if you want a successfull movie, yes. Go see ASM 1 and 2 if you want originality. Originality for the sake of it is incredibly stupid.
Actually the mysterio in the miles spider verse is the same as of og spiderman. He had machine that would let him jump between them.
no, it wouldn't. It's asking too much of the plot, of the universe, to work. The second you saw mysterio, you should have had a very clear idea of how it was going to play out.
>Actually
yikes.
also, this isn't any comic book verse, they don't have time to lay out plot devices for autismos like you. They want EVERYONE to see this movie and enjoy it, not just the few millions that can't let go of MUH COMIC BOOKS
ITS A STEP UP IN MONEY BUT A HUGE STEP DOWN ARTISTICALLY
DONNIE DARKO ENEMIES NOCTURNAL ANIMALS AND NIGHTCRAWLER ARE PEAK JAKE
*ting ting*
FUCK TONY STARK
FUCK CAPESHITTERS
and
FUCK NIG FURY
THIS user GETS IT BUT THE THING ABOUT MONEY IS THAT YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH AND AS A JEW YOU'LL WANT TO KEEP HUSTLING AND RAKING IN MILLIONS UNTIL THE DAY YOU DIE
>BUT A HUGE STEP DOWN ARTISTICALLY
oh yeah, sure. I'm sure he'd rather be remembered for being bubble boy, or the prince of persia. Movies like this require little from him but provide him a lot. He can go back to being a kino actor like nothing. Only a retard would think he's slumming it.
when he does shit like velvet buzzsaw, that's slumming it. When he elevates shit like Far From Home, that's jake being based.
>NOCTURNAL ANIMALS
Owen Gleiberman of Variety praised the film, stating "Tom Ford's first film since A Single Man is another winner", and complimenting the performances of Gyllenhaal, Adams, Shannon and Taylor-Johnson.[34]
Geoffrey Macnab of The Independent awarded the film five stars, praising the performances and the direction, and stating, "Nocturnal Animals is extraordinarily deft in the way it combines romanticism and bleakness. It's a film that easily could have slipped into extreme pretentiousness but it never puts a foot wrong."[35]
Victoria Coren Mitchell of The Guardian opposed the popular critical opinion, saying "Why all these raves and prizes for a piece of gynophobic death-porn?"[36]
>the villain is actually a team of too-tier Stark developers who left the company to make their own hero after they find their efforts amd intelligence wasted on Tony's flippant decisions as Iron Man
You guys are retarded, this is a great take.
No
This man fucks cowboys.
But that's what would happen in real life
I agree. This is about as original as you can get with a shit character like mysterio. Worked great for the vulture too. Can't wait to see the movie.
It just continues Tonys slide into villainy. Him being a humongous douche continues to have negative effects on the world, bringing into question why Peter and others would revere him at all.
Villains created by Tony Stark have been done multiple times in the MCU that is is all tiresome now.
>revealing spiderman identity
>in a post credit scene
What is wrong with them?
oh, but let me guess, this revelation will lead to no harm or risk to May or Peters friends, even though that's the whole point in the first place
cry more about faggot. Tony is the MCU, so of course most shit stems from him
I really hope they weren't just trying to parrot IM1
>this revelation will lead to no harm or risk to May or Peters friends, even though that's the whole point in the first place
I think that's where they want to push it. I'll take that over the villains figuring it out and than going after them but not telling anyone, like they do it all the fucking time.
>Victoria Coren Mitchell of The Guardian opposed the popular critical opinion, saying "Why all these raves and prizes for a piece of gynophobic death-porn?"[36]
Tony is the Norman Osborn of Spider-Man's Universe until Norman is introduced. The villains have to stem from somewhere, what else would be their drive?
the villain being created by the hero's past actions is great, but they are overusing this "disgruntled employee" angle in capeshit. lacks imagination given the source material allows them to do virtually anything imaginable. instead it's "employee got fired or felt mistreated so he seeks revenge". very tiresome, boring. the last thing wagies want to be reminded of when they go pay $16-$20 per movie is WORK WORK WORK. but i guess the average betacuck wagie likes movies with ex-employee revenge motivation because it allows them to enjoy that revenge fantasy.
Mysterio being some interdimensional time-traveller with advanced reality-bending tech would have been much cooler, and made him more of a threat. instead he's just another angry nerd/mad scientist. who cares. also the "mad scientist" and "evil corporate guy" troupe is getting tiresome.
>tfw no R rated Jake Moon Knight series on Netflix
Well iron man 3 did that.
Hell the original plot was tony pump and dumped that girl and she was the villain
Where's the link to the full movie? This recording looks pretty good even if it's a 3D showing.
>Mysterio being some interdimensional time-traveller with advanced reality-bending tech would have been much cooler, and made him more of a threat.
>would have also made him a different character
I have your next two MCU villains:
>Stark and the Avengers only brought back everyone killed by the snap, which included me, but my family died after the snap. Stark was selfish, I want revenge!
>Stark, you messed up time and space by inventing time travel. Now I, ruler of time, have to burn down the world to fix what you did.
Later we'll get one where Morgan has turned evil because daddy wasn't there, but she'll get redeemed at the end and join the good guys. Maybe in Ant Man 5.
neat
Its better than it being oscorp all the time! The Civil war Barf scene paying off is great!
Why did they kill off Ironman again?
Tony is a cunt confirmed
because RDJ was getting too expensive, and his story was getting tired.
based and redpilled dare I say ourguy?
is this fucking serious
i tought that was a fan parody video or something
the absolute state of marvel
dc just need man of steel 2 with Henry cavill THE MED BVLL DESCENDED FROM ROMAN LEGIONNARIES IN BRITAIN
and marvel is dead
>dc just need man of steel 2 with Henry cavill THE MED BVLL DESCENDED FROM ROMAN LEGIONNARIES IN BRITAIN
>and marvel is dead
based DC retard
Name one non pathetic person to be on Alex Jones
>slumming
His paycheck says the opposite.
The music makes it really awkward
I would have even preferred the plot made up by that one fake spoiler user a couple of days back who said that Mysterio actually wanted to carry out Thanos's vision. That would have made for a deeper villain than just "le angry fired wagie".
Yeah, and why not?
>3 minutes of exposition
Jesus christ.
Or maybe people aren't so fucking insanely depressed to actually need their shows not to mention work or real life to watch them?
Not to mention the cinematography of those 3 minutes is pretty bland. As one user earlier said, it almost looks like a TV episode at times with how uninspired the camera work is in that scene.
Nothing new. Just keep it going. They do need more money otherwise they will go down in the same spiral as everybody else. You all know how basically simple it is, sex word and image cut in with death word and image.
The retconning is what pisses me off the most. Not only is it lazy, it also makes the canon worse. So now Tony Stark is a dick who devalues his employees and takes credit for their ideas.
Janice is cute. Cute!
How is it a retcon, the shot showing Tony's poor behavior are literally cut from an older movie. Tony actually made a comment on how he spent some billions of dollars just for his therapy experiment, all they added was a picture of Jake Gyllenhal's face.
its just gonna lead into Strange 2 magic mindwipe edition / one more day where Peter has wipe everyone's knowledge of his identity but it erases them knowing Peter too
what do you expect from retards on Yea Forums who just love using buzzwords for the sake of using them?
So that's one of the scenes. The other one is the revelation of the FFH Fury being a Skrull working for the real one and him in some kind of space station, right?
That seems pretty weak for post-credits revelas actually, and that's without considering this is the LAST movie of phase 3.
MIKE JUDGE IS A COMPLETE GENIUS AND IT MAKES SENSE HE WOULD CAVORT WITH ALEX JONES
HE WANTS MORE DALE STYLE TINFOIL YOKEL MATERIAL FROM THE SOURCE
Fury using Skrulls as his LMD while he goes "underground" to figure out things without SHIELD resources is kind of neat i think
It's cool, but doesn't really set anything up beyond the fact he's doing somehing in space.
>Spider-Man movie
>revolves around Iron Man
>people still complaining MCU leans heavily on its one crutch
does it make you feel better?
i can't believe people pay to watch this fucking garbage
The cinematography in the end scene with JJJ is worse and even more TV-y.
NICE SPOILER, DID YOUR HUSBAND LEAK THIS FOR YOU?
>oh, but let me guess, this revelation will lead to no harm or risk to May or Peters friends
Why would it? The only people that care about Spider-Man in the MCU are dumb teenagers and he has no Rogues gallery.
you sound upset user
GotG, Strange, Thor, and the likes do not lean on Iron Man.
Why is this scene cut so weirdly?
The Chad J Jonah Jameson
>full head of hair
>boss to Peter Parker
>wont give up his photographer source to Gobby
>believe in the newspaper
>hot ass assistant
>main character in trilogy
The virgin JJJ
>bald
>no connections to peter
>ousts a 17 year old kid
>video broadcaster
>relegated to ending credits sequence
>stand in for Alex Jones
Spidermans first antagonist
>Disgruntled construction worker who lost his job
Spidermans second antagonist
>Disgruntled office worker who lost his job
I'm seeing a pattern here
Removing MJ by going full one more day seems like a good deal to me.
They're just copying what TASM2 did with Electro, at least TASM2 Electro was fun though.
Working class people bad
Right wing host bad
Jews and niggres good
So is Tony Stark the bad guy after all?
CRINGE
congrats, you listed a few examples. Now list the other side and keep complaining faggot.
yes, welcome to spiderman villains.
>reusing old Tony Stark footage
Oh they know they're fucked don't they
>people still care about this universe's story post-Endgame
>MCU Iron Man trilogy
Tony's past behavior and realization of his role as an agent of US imperialism come back to haunt him
>MCU Spider-Man trilogy
Oh my gawwwd! Like, why is everyone so mad at Daddy Stark???
>lists three examples
>thinks he's made a valid point
BRUUUUUH
Are you retarded?
you got got dude sorry. just be quiet.
Jake is based but this is some lazy fucking writing. Recycling the Iron Man 3 bit but with more people and have the villain reveal his motivations during a literal speech
patrice oneal
>man literally dies for the entire universe
>man also calls invention B.A.R.F
>REEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK HIM!
how pathetic are you to wait 4 hours to reply to a post?
>THEY ARE MAKING ALL THE SPIDERS GAY
this hosted anywhere else? all blocked here
The peter parker reveal is 1 second long and used as a reaction joke?
im so confused
Cap 1 & 2, Ant-Man 1&2, Incredible Hulk, Black Nigger, Captain Footfungus,
Over half of spider-man's rogues gallery were disgruntled employees in the first place in comics.
pretty sure it's more than a reaction joke.
>rogues gallery
Iron mans dad made cap I think.
the stark name plays some part in pretty much each of those movies.
Also solo thor "films" sucked balls.
At least Homecoming made Vulture quite the sympathetic villain. He had good reason to hate the Avengers. They basically took away his livelihood.
In contrast, it looks like FFH is just making Mysterio simply disgruntled and petty.
tiny stank is shit.
How much of a casual are you?
someone saved this vid?
>the villain was actually the villain all along!
Why did they think this would make a good twist?
>Jake in skin tight spandex
My dick...
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