Tfw you finally score a modeling gig six months after moving to L.A

OK Yea Forums, which actress would you like to use it on you?

you're a hydrated guy

All of them

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None because that's gross.

>master series

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jonah hill

In 1999 or 2000, somewhere around there, we used to send gross out videos to each other in high school. Our computer lab had no internet filter because the "IT guy" was the school handyman who was just into computers.

Anyway, I found a jap porn clip that started with a man strapped to the floor spread eagle with a funnel just like in OP attached to one of those chairs with a hole in it. In comes a giggle jap schoolgirl and I'm think "aight this slut is gonna piss and he has to drink it or drown, kinda tame".

I was wrong. I think that video was some yakuza revenge clip sold as a porn. The giggling jap schoolgirl unleashed a torrent of clumpy diarrhea of such quantity that I think they pumped her full of other shitwater and clumps. The man began screaming and struggling against his restraints, at which point the jap schoolgirl began pissing. The camera showed the tube full of piss and clumps of shit.

After a few seconds of muffled crying, the man began drinking/eating it and the camera showed the liquid level dropping.

I still remember his muffled screams. I've seen a lot of crazy stuff since I first got on the internet and prowled around IRC. I've seen a lot of crazy stuff when WT Snacks was too busy saving shit to moderate. But those screams kinda stuck with me.

I wonder how far the tube goes down his throat to qualify as the extreme version.

Ezra

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Brie Larson but 1st she should put a condom on my dick and give me a hand job. Then, once I cum, empty the content of it and piss into the funnel to wash it down.

what kind of internet connection and disk space did you have to be downloading video porn in the last century? did you go to some rich kid high school or what?

yeah those japanese scat videos are some OTHER shit

do they have one for braps

Yes. Latex pants with hood attached to it.

Dial up, mah nigga. You kids today have it easy, I had a 14.4 connection, it took days to download a clip.
youtube.com/watch?v=GSRG0TqxLWc

Does this retarded bitch not know how to drink a bottle of water?

>capitalism is ba-

How much does that thing cost? Because that's the same funnel they sell at auto parts stores for oil changes.

just was curious about your situation you 56k noob

imagine being so addicted to sex that you have to buy this to get off

ON YOU

I was an endless September baby, the original newfag.

is this the new comic superhero

yes this is THE netflix original. its based on cyberpunk 2020

tfw the days of gaming in computer cafes in the 90s and early 00s are gone. I remember being hyped when playing CS I found another person in the room playing on the same server from a worldwide list.

It more of a humiliating gear for the slave. Not only sextoy.

>imagine being addicted to sex
To me being addicted to sex sounds similar to someone who claims to be addicted to winning the lottery. It's an absurd thought, I can't comprehend it.

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wow go on

Reminds me of that webm of the gay guy with a dog mouth piece funnel with other guys pissing into it in public, which is based.

There is nothing more to add. She simply makes me cum in condom, drains it into the funnel and washing it down with her piss. Then leaving me bound and struggling, with foul taste in my mouth.

wow why?

Because I'm a pathetic slave and she's my femdom mistress?

4u

You're definitely pathetic, lmao.

does she kick you in the nuts?

A paycheck is a paycheck

Based. Would you chew off her toe fungus?

How desperate for money do you have to be to do that?

What’s absurd? Sex and the anticipation of sex produce dopamine. The human brain likes it when dopamine is released. Thus any act that produces dopamine can be addictive. Just like any addiction you want more and more dopamine and chase more extreme behavior to get it.

Yes if I'm not gargling it fast enough. Although I think noseclamp is a better option. Drink to breathe.
It's a fucking funnel. She can throw everything into it. Toenails or trimmed pubes and other disgusting things.

If it's a detriment to your health or your lifestyle, I'd say it's an addiction that needs to be cured. Like people who cheat or need to jack off constantly, even in public situations, for example.

You are a product of generations upon generations of fighting for survival and she is some nasty whore.

The notion that someone has such easy access to sex that they could become addicted to it is the part I can't relate to

I knew a guy who moved to LA after college to try and make it, and he stayed seven years before he took the hint.
>worked at places like blockbuster or pizza hut
>would end up quitting/getting fired from those places all the time to make auditions or doing the rare gigs he got
>which included
>man #2 in an episode of walker texas ranger (saw the back of his head)
>an appearance in a credit card commercial (so far away and blurry in the background it could've been anyone)
>four appearances as a face in the crowd in music videos for blink 182, lit and other late nineties popular acts
>a scene in blade which was his first speaking part
>and got cut
>finally got a real full-on role in a sitcom
>well just a pilot
>it never got picked up

That was when he cashed in his chips and headed back home. In seven years of bit acting he made something like a thousand dollars from it and had maybe 10 credits for a total of 90 seconds of screentime that anyone actually saw.

>ywn have qt girl using your mouth as an urinal
Why the fuck even live?

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Porn addiction is the exact same thing. Anons starting out with vanilla harem hentai and ending up jerking it to bizzare furry vore porn is a real thing.

at least he tried i suppose

>not starting from furry vore
Pleb

Haha gross but do you know where I can watch this? Just to show my friends as a joke tho haha. Please.

Angourie Rice, ASR or Debicki.

This thread is sad and so are your lives

I hope you learn there's more to life than chemical rushes to the brain

Why is this thread still up but the trap thread was deleted

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>tfw grew up without even touching a computer and only got shitty dial up internet when I was like 13
I'm literally a better person than you zoomers fucks, but you have my pity, you didn't get to choose so you're all fucked up now.

That was 20 goddamn years ago, dude. I don't even remember the names of everyone I went to school with.

I know, I was kind of surprised he failed. His expectations seemed reasonable in that all he wanted to do was work solidly as an extra, for the most part, and maybe graduate to supporting roles if the opportunity ever came around. It was just fucking murder lining anything up. Every week at least once he had some kind of meeting or audition and maybe once every six months he got a callback.

No NSFW images here. No nudity etc.

dunno teach

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Unironically Lea Seydoux.

This bitch is so overrated

She's really not. She's not even that popular, but her popularity is pretty well earned. And she's actually decently intelligent. I kek'd pretty hard when she released a list of the shittiest porn actresses (basically girls who were both bitches and brain dead), after she got out.

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Just be glad it isn't Yea Forums.
>never any threads about literary fiction
>ever
>at best there's that one sci-fi general
>it's always philosophy (especially religion) and marxism (which is fictional nonsense but not the right kind for a literature board)
>if you kind of sort of maybe a little push against any rule that some lefty faggot cares about (using words like nigger) you get a three day ban

I once got banned there for reporting every single non-literary thread, which at that moment was literally all of them.

I enjoy how tolerant Yea Forums mods are. If it abuts TV/film entertainment in some way or at least has something to do with TV/film-related board culture (Bane, Sneed, etc.) they let it slide.

Yea Forums is the single biggest fucking trash can on this site. Yea Forums and Yea Forums are probably the funnest. /pol/ would be but there are too many nuts there.

>list of the shittiest porn actresses (basically girls who were both bitches and brain dead), after she got out.
Sauce me up

wow

>And she's actually decently intelligent

die-screaming.com/remy-lacroix-riley-reid-feud-247181/
for a pornstar I guess? She doesn't seem retarded.

that is super nasty to think about

I remember that one. Yeah, it was bad.

Can he play the Pokemon battle song on it?
youtube.com/watch?v=SAjRuGdXeOE&t=215s

>die-screaming.com/remy-lacroix-riley-reid-feud-247181/
Literally just a lot of petty bitchy nothing
>X is jealous
>Y is dumb
>Z used me to get famous
Thought she was going to call them out for being cokeheads or fucking producers and doing nasty shit in general

I think I trumped it up a bit in my memory desu. Just remembered the Abella Danger one the most.

-sed