Post the best and worst experiences in the cinema that you've ever had

you sound mean

I wasn't the one that told my date. she could be remained blissfully ignorant

>worst
Went to cinema with friends. They couldn't shut the fuck up with their snarky comments and dumb jokes, just like their favorite youtubers. I hated The Force Awakens before it was cool because I associated the movie with the anger I felt.

>best
Every time I go alone in an empty screening, and I can choose in a chair that isn't mine, and put my shit on the chairs in my side.

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Best: The Amazing Spiderman. The theater was packed, and this group of black guys yelled over the whole thing, making it much more enjoyable
Worst: The Giver. Theater was quiet and faggy, and the movie fucking sucked

>Black people

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Why don't you faggots greentext anymore? No one wants to read a blog post you Tumblr tourists

Sin City

Audience laughed and reacted perfectly without getting into cringe ameri-clap territory

Broke up with my GF after we saw that movie because I was tweaking on adderal and hated everyone including myself. All these years later and I still think about how I wish I never did that and how I blame that movie

You are an asshole, but with age I came to the conclusion that this is a good thing, women like assholes anyway. I'm a nice dude who can't be an asshole even if I try and I'm still a kissless virgin, so in the end being mean is best for you.

>watching The Hobbit - The Desolation of Smaug
>river barrel riding sequence
>couple sitting right next to me
>groan audibly when fat hobbit does a 14-hit combo on orcs
>they look at me
>say "oh what the fuck is this shit" during the CGI Orlando Bloom sequence
>they look at me some more
I should have just left at that point.

Worst was by far the Clone Wars movie. I went with my brother and friend, and after seeing Jabba's gay southern dandy uncle we walked from the theater to the car without saying a word, a good 10 minutes

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greentexting on my cellphone is annoying, friendo

Best Life of Pi my god the 3D was amazing

Worst this women of color was on her phone during the conjuring 2 and when the usher talked to her she yelled that she was still going to be on her phone.

they assumed you were a pedophile (correctly)

Cringe and tism

which one?

>Today
>Go to see Toy Story, its a bit crowded
>movie starts
>First scene, screen says '9 years ago'
>Autistic kid right behind me screams "NINE YEAHS AGUH!! MOMMIE LOOK!!"
>"yes honey now shush"
>sees woody on screen
>"GHAHAHJJJAAHH WUDDY"
>not even 2 minutes in, leave theater and ask for a refund
>get in my car and leave

now I remember why I don't go to fucking movie theaters. Not dealing with this shit for fucking Toy Story.

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>Saw the Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug with a girl I had a MAJOR crush on
>was supposed to be a bunch of people, but only me and her showed
>she was really into the Hobbit, me not so much
>kept trying to flirt, she kept brushing me off
awkward three hours, friends

ON THE OTHER HAND
>fell asleep during Transformers
and Transformers 2

I don’t remember the best but I for sure remember the worse. It was a packed theater while watching Batman V Superman my seat was the perfect distance from the screen and centered. As the last preview played I saw a couple of ushers walk in and put some type of fucking high chair device on the seat directly in front of me. It’s not to bad I can see over it. But then this little fuck comes waddling through the aisle. This fuck is so fucking small that nobody has to adjust their legs when he walks pass them but he says excuse me anyway. When he arrives in front of that booster seat he nods to the gentleman next to it and the guy proceeds to pick him up with ease and place him on that midget throne. Now my view is completely fucked. I have to stare at this abominations bald spot the entire fucking movie. I get irritated half way through and start to chuck popcorn at this fucks bald spot. When the film was over his head was covered with bruises from the popcorn. I later found out that deformed son of immortan Joe looking asshole was Warick Davis.

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Best: I used to bring my DS with me to play while waiting for a movie to start. One time I looked down the seats and saw two people doing e same, one hosting the other in a multiplayer game. I waited until they started a new game and jumped into the lobby, causing them to look aroynd and spot me up at the back of the theater. We played Bomberman and Mario Kart.

Worst: The time I went with the family to see a movie while I had a disintegrated molar.

Shut the fuck up during a movie

wow

Unironically the most memorable movie-going experience of my life. Cloverfield was incredible on the big screen.

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>best
Blade Runner was pretty amazing, but Jumanji was litty
>worst
the Last Jedi, hands down.

I agree. Seeing people walk out due to motion sickness was entertaining.

TLJ was so awful it became something unique that I will probably never experience again, unfortunately. The faces of absolute confusion and boiling anger in the eyes of people leaving the teather, even in my own as my brother who came to pick me up said, that was something I had never seen a movie do.

That movie felt like passive aggressive comments made in a public environment, when somebody says something that will offend you in such a personal and disguised way that only you understand it, and worse, you know he will deny and people will call you crazy when you point that shit out. If that feeling of injustice and closeted rage was the intent of the movie, it was a fucking masterpiece. If that wasn't on purpose, jesus christ, something went seriously wrong.

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>Best
This hole in the wall art house theatre played Akira and it was packed. Unironic hardcore weaboos and beret wearing coffee drinking hand rolled 'left handed cigarette' smoking proto-hipsters (this was 2002) watching Akira together. It was as close to a group zeitgeist as I've ever come to without the use of hallucinogens. Afterwards the whole group sort of mass migrated to a bar around the corner and I got in even though I was only 15.
>worst
After my mom left my dad for a woman this dyke decides to bond by taking me to a movie. The picture in question? Bruno. I'm sitting in this theatre next to the carpet muncher who broke up my parents marriage while two faggots gave each other a hand job during the first ten minutes (I'm not fucking kidding.) The next two hours were some of the most uncomfortable moments of my life. Afterwards she offered to take me to dinner to apologize for how bad the movie was and I just walked home without saying a word.

>best
Snuck into 8 legged freaks after getting free McDonald's with my big bro cuz he worked there
>Worst
I saw this movie called "legion" where the ending has the main cast roll over in a car after being attacked by Gabriel. They must have missed a reel because it immediately cut to the ending where the issue was resolved and they walked into the distance. I actually combined and got free tickets for another movie.
that was the actual ending

Niggers being loud af during sixth sense in 1999

Dude 2 seats down from me sniffling every 10 seconds during Almost Famous in 2000

Sorry I misread OP, I thought it said post was worst only

Best - Passion of Joan of Arc in Glasgow Cathedral with a live musical backing, utterly haunting and beautiful.

Worst - Skyfall in a showcase cinema. Half the screen was out of focus, sound was fucked, there were no ushers so a gang of 14 year olds talked through the whole movie, at one point the lights turned on for no reason for 20 minutes.

Different kind of worst - Had a panic attack during a screening of Death Wish 3, great movie but I was in a bad place mentally and unfortunately it tainted a good night.

Best was seeing Pacific Rim in a half empty theatre and this little kid with his mother in the front row visibly losing his shit with excitement during all of the Kaiju fights, it was endearing and nostalgic as fuck.

Also some guy burst into the theatre half an hour into the movie, tripped and rolled down the entire flight of stairs spilling all of his popcorn and his drink all over himself, he promptly left and didn't come back, it was pretty funny to watch.

Worst was seeing TDK with a mouth ulcer, I liked the movie but just the smell of popcorn made it hurt more.

Best - saw some Jet Li movie and it was packed with black people and every single one of them started freaking out like a horror movie when some rando was held over a box full of crabs. No real reaction to the rest but that scene had people screaming bloody murder. Romeo Must Die maybe?

Worst - I fell asleep during Tomb Raider and when I woke up I snuck into Jeepers Creepers. One terrible movie after another. Waste of a night.

>MARTHA

Audience laughed at that Hack Snyder shit

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I hear watching TDKR in theatres was a killer experience

>jeepers creepers
>bad
cringe

never had a "best experience". my worst experience, however, was seeing Us the day it came out. at the time, I lived in a city with a very high black population so my brother and I were the only white people in the theater. literally right when the movie starts, some loud mouth bitch is blabbering to her friends about some bullshit.

I say "hey, would you please be quiet? I can't hear the movie."

"YUH CAN HEAR IT JUZ FINE NOW SHUDDUP"

"no, I seriously can't, you're speaking incredibly loud. please be quiet"

"DONT TALK TO ME"

"I have waited so long to see this movie and I've really been looking forward to it, please let me enjoy it by being able to hear it"

"YUH ME TOO"

For some reason that worked though. She shut up after that. I guess because she thought I was a fan of Peele?

Well, the rest of the movie idiots in front of us were on their phone with the brightness turned all the way up. fucking classic.

The movie was shit, too. Worst fucking cinema experience of my life. fuck you Greensboro NC. You goddamn shit hole

since when is Banks a jew?

>Banks

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good for you.

Worst was avengers endgame. I went on opening night and the guy next to me, who had never seen the film mind you, kept whispering the lines before the characters would say them. At the end when tony says "I am iron man" before snapping, he said the fucking line beforehand and at the point I just gave up enjoying the film and plan on watching it later without a crowd of people clapping every five minutes and spoiling it. Like how did he know all the lines? It was both impressive and completely depressing at the same time.

That was Robert Downey Jr probably

>best
stayed home and watched it on my laptop instead
>worst
got dragged out to the theater by friends and spent the entire time wishing i was home watching it on my laptop instead

this fuckin guy

she converted for her Jew husband

>How did he know all the lines?
Because capeshit is predictable and lacks creativity or good writing?

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Best
>seeing shrek 2 in theaters when I was six
>blew my mind
>fondly remember it even without the "perfect sequel" memes

Worst
>dad takes me to the theater to watch some golf biopic, I couldn't care less
>turns out, by some inexplicable miracle, the showing for "golf" is full
>coolicanleave.jpeg
>theater says "hey, well just give you guys free tickets, just pick a movie"
>literally nothing else is playing
>we wind up in Spy Kids 4

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>went to go see A Quiet Place with my niggas
>people behind me talking the entire time
It wasn't even the talking, just the overwhelming irony. Trash flick anyways though.

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>best
opening night john wick 3
>worst
mooncrickets

>went to see The Dark Knight in like 2008
>cousin is terrified of spiders
>as we pull up the theater notice a spider in the car
>dad and uncle jump out of car
>lock cousin inside with the spider
>late for the movie because we were too busy imprisoning my cousin in the spider chamber

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Why is Yea Forums so retarded? The Hobbit has problems, but the barrel ride is not one of them.
It's meant for children, not men like LotR is.

Best
Watched the IT remake tripping balls on lsd with some homies, the driver was sober and babysat but there wasn't much need, we just had fun and laughed at the insane visuals like the balloon pyramid. For some reason that was fucking hilarious while tripping, had to giggle silently into my hand the whole time. Acid makes every movie kino desu or maybe watching 300 multiple times with hs friends and quoting the film endlessly, I lived like a ten minute walk from the theater so we just went multiple days out of boredom
Worst
Watching meet the spartans with my dad when I was 15 because nothing else was playing that weekend, we legit couldn't believe how horrible it was, but we had only seen the first two scary movie films and didn't know the Wayans brothers were retarded

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>Best of All Time
Drunk old dude cussing out the Decepticons during Transformers 4. The whole theater was laughing at the shit this guy said because it was more entertaining than the movie.

>Best Recently
Getting high and watching Child’s Play with my nibbas.

>Worst of All Time
Watching Get Out in a ghetto theater with a bunch of monkeys screaming at the movie the whole time

>Worst Recently
Watching Captain Marvel with an ugly ass Tinder date. I fucked her after so it was not all bad.

>BEST
watching release night of the first tobey spiderman. there was a theater thingy with actors before the movie began, watched with all my bros
watching br2049 twice once with each girl, fell in love with both

>WORST
last star wars. never got so bored in a sitting

t. silent gen, i am actually more than 50 years old.

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>ugly ass tinder date
>fucked her anyway
Are you a masochist?

>that was the actual ending
Looooool

I don't blame him. I'm not gonna spend $50 on tickets and popcorn/soda to go home and jack off.

Best was honestly seeing Starship Troopers midnight show opening night - entire crowd drunk and cheering giant bugs getting blown up.

No I was just horny. She had a nice body and was really sweet, 5/10 face tho. What made the experience bad was the movie and me having to pretend to enjoy it for some coochie.

Worst was by far The Last Jedi.

Lifelong star wars fan. Didn't go see solo. Won't be going to IX either.

>I got a blowjob or something

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Ah I feel you man. I've fucked a few I'm not proud of

best was either TDK getting my first handjob or going to a screening of the room.

so many bad experiences. tried to see toy story 2 as a kid and they gave us tickets for The Straight Story, stupid fucking floridians. I was too young for that shit. Also saw Us recently and the whole theater stunk of breaf and there were shitty zoomer jokes thrown around. Perks of being a wallflower was utter shit but was kinda fun since it was so terrible. God I hate ezra miller.

Perks of Being A Wallflower is kino

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>see UP with girl on first date
>she immediately starts crying
>hold her hand
>ten years pass
>girl is long gone
>i am an old man

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based sociopath dabbing on roasties

>in a full theater
>concession stand commercial plays before trailers
>it's some animated shit with kids using superpowers to acquire food and drinks
>one of them shoots a web at some candy and takes it back to their seat
>some random guy yells "spider-man doesn't steal!"
>whole theater laughs

>watching harold and kumar in 3d
>only a handful of people inside
>scene comes where a blunt floats in the air
>everyone instantly goes to grab it

>Best
An asshole and his gf would not shut up so an absolute chad started beating the shit out of the guy. People shooshed them instead of intervening. They grappled towards the emergency exit. A couple of minutes later the asshole returned with a bloody face. The chad followed. They returned to their seats in an orderly fashion.
Staff came to inspect wtf had just happened and nobody said anything.
>Worst
10 minutes before the end of TDKR they stopped the projection and staff came in and told us we would need to leave for security reasons (I don't even live in the Northern hemisphere, lmao, who's gonna shoot up a room with less than 20 people at 2 am in Argentina of all places). I never saw the ending until like 2 years later.

>upset that dumb children were at a childrens movie
You're a fucking moron

you forgot your Carlos

>watching a silent voice
>girl next to me goes through her bag and pulls out beef jerky
>trade with her some jerky for my fries
Was a neat moment

How do you know he never saw the film? And if he was next to you spoiling lines why didn't you say anything?

Came to see IT with some friends, tickets were all sold, ended up seeing this horrendous kids movie called The Nut Job 2 without even seeing the first one, laughing all the time about how bad it was and how we ended up seeing it, were the only ones in the whole cinema that were laughing their asses of about how ridiculous it was, not even kids were laughing, even tried to sneak into the IT display room but got caught by a security guy, also drinked some soda i myself had hidden in my pants near to my balls before going to see the movie so no one would notice and we wouldn't had to pay for drinks, in the outside it looked like i had 3 boners or something (good)
Saw The Blair Witch Project 3 (bad)

>Best
Unironically Star Wars Ep 3 on opening night in Oakland, California. The complex had 30 or however many theatres playing it so getting in wasn't hard. The camaraderie leading up to the showing was as exciting as I've ever seen for a movie including people showing off their Star Wars related ringtones before the movie started.

>Worst
Watching "The Break Up" in theatres. Holy fuck that movie sucked. It was literally the w o r s t movie I've ever had the misfortune of wasting time and money watching. Close second is "Funny People" for the same reasons.

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>Got roped into seeing Detective Pikachu
>Kids held a birthday party at the theater, they're all here loud as fuck
>One kid kept asking out loud the dumbest shit to the other kids about Pokemon cuz she knew jack shit about them
It was an awful experience for an awful movie.

need more james memes

Had a similar experience with yours, near empty theater showing Thor, with a dad and a 10 year old boy. When Thor beat that robot thing he was jumping with joy, it was cute.

Saw Pacific Rim with a full theater and it was a blast, crowd absolutely loved it. I have no idea why that movie bombed.

I wanna get jewed so bad

Br2049 in 8k IMAX. Was the best 4 other people on theater all quiet cuz app wanted to see kino. At end me and a Muslim guy talked about how good it was before he got on his bus (around 35 min of talking)

Worst was going with my gf and she kept moving every fucking 10 seconds trying to get comfy. Being bored. Checking phone. Asking me questions about non movie related shit. Telling me she loves me. Telling me we should fuck. I forget the movie but it was probably not that good either cuz of her and i blanked it out or either cuz movie was shit

lmao bruno and akira are both great but that's pretty funny

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>Also some guy burst into the theatre half an hour into the movie, tripped and rolled down the entire flight of stairs spilling all of his popcorn and his drink all over himself, he promptly left and didn't come back

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worst
>went to see TDK with sisters friend
>there's a tard sitting in front of us who shouts ITS DA BAMAN almost every time christian bale comes on screen
>or WATCH OUT BAMAN
>she actually finds it funny and laughs when he does it
>I say i'm going to get an usher to ask him to be quiet and she tells me if i do then she's going to leave
>afterwards she's being kind of cold and we see the tard outside with his wrangler
>she goes up to the tard and tells him he's a funny guy and he made her laugh
>the tard literally says 'is your boyfriend a fag?' and she laughs again
>when we leave he mimes eating pussy behind her back
>i try to kiss her and she says she only came with me to be nice to my sister and that she thinks i should be nicer to handicapped people because i'm handicapped myself (i'm not) and then she leaves without even driving me home even though we came in her car
>tard and wrangler drive past on their way out and he throws an old apple core at me

I have never been to the cinema

>didn't know the Wayans brothers were retarded
Because they didn't make it. Only the first two Scary Movie films (you know, the actual good ones) were them, too.

>Only the first two Scary Movie films (you know, the actual good ones) were them, too.

friendly reminder

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Learn grammar, faggot.

>best
Went to watch TLJ with some friends, only one of them had watched star wars while the others where just uncultured baggage. We went in and we were the only ones in the theater, we were dying with laughter throughout the entire movie about how much of a fucking disaster is was.
>bad
I shat myself in the theater lol

Owned you stupid bitch lmao

so as long as he's only writer it's not shit

The best part was he was still clutching the cup when he reached the bottom.

Fucking cunt mothers exposing the rest of the world to their curse. Should've let her know they have retard-friendly screenings.

My worst experience was when I was called a Nazi by some libtard just for wearing a swastika armband and advocating for the genocide of Jews. Then I got told to leave by a fucking nigger because my diaper was full and the shit leaked out of my pants. Apparently white people aren't allowed to shit themselves in the theatre anymore. This is why we need to maga.

he's the show runner on chernobyl
that's not 'only the writer'
it's just not the director
he'd still be on set and be making decisions beyond the script

Hope that faggot bitch gets cancer.

>I actually combined
Are you a transformer?

Best was watching Blade Runner 2049 in an empty theater in IMAX.
Worst was seeing Heavens Feel Part 2: Lost butterfly earlier this year. The experience was just so shit which was really sad considering how good the movie was. People laughing at shit not funny, on their phones and talking throughout the whole movie, talking whenever a joke came up. I shit you not during the Shiro and sakura sex scene the dude rubbed his hands and yelled out "HERE WE GO BOYS INTO THE SPANK BANK". He sat right next to me too.

>watching a weeb movie in theaters
You only have yourself to blame

The best cinematic experience of my life was when I was stationed on the coast of Zanzibar in the 1980s. The locals set up what I can only describe as a makeshift theater using linen bedsheets spread using a pulley system across the crumbling, festively-painted side wall of an apartment building abandoned for the past ten years over rumors of a ghost. All the other houses, shanties really, were single storey, so the people sat on blankets spread on the rooftops while wooden planks afforded access to attractive young girls selling from green glass bottles held by ropes around their slender necks cigarettes and candy, and if the whispers were to be believed, love. A projector was set up atop the ward office, and a single speaker provided sound. I brought a girl with me, a fellow Anglo. Her blonde hair drew every eye, and she sat firmly in my lap with my arms wrapped around her as we lounged on a pile of cushions beside the projector, a place of honor. I remember the feeling of her breasts through her summer dress. The dandy Muhammed, a towering man in his bird's egg blue suit, patrolled the rooftops to keep things respectable. I watched as the elderly magistrate operated the machine, desperately scrambling to assemble feed reels with an antique splicer, his eyes always alert for cigarette burns. I would say that his antics were more fascinating than the movie, but the main feature that night was Cinema Paridiso, played from a pirated copy. Of course the audio was in the original Italian, which I speak, and the subtitles were in Swahili. My lover understood neither, so I whispered a running commentary in her ear. I do not remember if we watched the censored version or the uncensored version, but for some reason I could not describe the climax to her, as my throat had seized. She felt my tears, though, and understood. Later that night, as we made love in my apartment, I told her that I had decided to leave Zanzibar. Perhaps this was the worst.

based retard just dabbed on you

>app
??

Seeing Blade Runner 2049 in a nearly empty theater was pretty tight.

Worst was when my parents dragged me to Dark Phoenix because my brother has a hardon for Sophie Turner. It was on family vacation so I didn't really have a choice. Longest line to the box office I've ever seen, with 8 lines for food and drink and shit with at least 10 people in each line. Movie was fucking terrible and the dozens of black people in my theater clapped at the end.

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>best
probably seeing br 2049 in imax during a road trip around australia with a girl. is the only movie i have ever seen in imax because i dont have one anywhere near where i live.
>worst
easily transformers 2. i was recovering from being food poisoned and apparently popcorn didnt sit well with me. i nearly vomitted and shat myself several times while making a sprint to the bathrooms.

Best: tie with true lies and Mrs. Doubtfire

Worst: That vampire movie that had that black deava chick that died in a plane or whatever, the sound was shot in the theater, the projector faggot fucked up.

Everyone was mad as fuck and the manager decided to kick all 90+ people out and called the police. Police were dicks and arrested 3 people. I wrote to the theater chain head quarters and got free tickets that I just burnt.

What the fuck

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>watching some capeshit film with friends
>establishing shot says July
>Yell WHO THE FUGG IS JUUULIE????

>on leelo and stitch ride in Disney world
>sitting next to elderly Asian woman
>the part comes when it’s completely dark and it’s supposed to make you feel like stitch is escaping
>poke the woman in the side during most tense part, she helps out
>ends up laughing and poking me back (was 13)

>on international flight, in toilet
>theres a person waiting for me to come out
>I’m actually jacking off in there
>finish, decide I’ve been there long enough and leave
>I didn’t leave, I decided to jack off a second time LOL he waited 20 minutes

>walking around after school with 4 goobers in high school
>janitor has boom box outside room he’s cleaning
>turn up the volume and sprint the fuck out of there

>friend visiting my place for first time
>I go to another room and scream
>WHAT THE FUGG THERES SOMEONE IN HERE
>guy runs out of the room wearing a ski mask
>it was actually just me wearing a skimask

>be a wee lad in preschool
>lock every bathroom stall and then crawl out
>some beaner shit himself

It's a talent. Anyone who is good at recognizing patterns can often see lines coming far in advance, especially in capeshit.

Secondly, you gotta be 18+ to post here kiddo. Why don't you take your capeshit and go back to playing fortnite?

Am I suppose to hate them cause I only like them more now

>got bj but Avatar was still better
Based

Best:
>2011, go to see Scream 4 with step-brother of 14. About 40 people present.
>Halfway there, a bunch of mudslimes come in, not older than 12, and sit in front of us.
>Ofc, they talk, yell and shout at each other while messing up the movie for everyone else.
>Politely I ask them to be quiet, but as I guessed they flip me off and call me white boy and stuff.
Don't do that to me, fucking muslims.
>My step-brother smiles at me and hands me his soda. Together with my soda, I pour it on the heads of the infidels.
>They are angry as fuck and insult me. Some people laugh and clap.
> Tell them to get the fuck out and call their brothers and fathers so I can fuck 'em up.
>They leave and do not come back.
>Movie ends, go to exit and see that at the entrance they are there with like 15 of them, also adults.
>They do not notice us. We go to my car and drive off to them.
>Bought two sodas earlier (one for the stepbro) and one for me, but I opened it up and let my stepbro throw it at the biggest one.
>Didn't hit the big one, but splashed on the phone and shirt of an adult.
>Got a pat on the back of my mom and her husband.

Worst:
>Winter 2003.
>Frozen fountain (I thought).
>Step on it and break through it with my leg covered in ice cold water.
>Dad dropped me off, didn't got my phone, so had to watch a movie.
>Near the end got stomach-ache and let out a fart, but it wasn't one.
>Shit myself.
>Wipe my ass in the toilet many times and throw underwear in the garbage bin.

>scene comes where a blunt floats in the air
>everyone instantly goes to grab it

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Worst: some little faggot kid next to me had this mental illness where they can't help but fucking stare at your face to watch how you react when things are going on in the movie

Best: few times my ex jerked me off i guess

Fucking my sides are in orbit

best was watching a matinee screening of the leopard on a lazy sunday afternoon. there was hardly anyone there and i was chatting to some old lady before it started (she was related to cate blanchett, she told me) and it was just relaxed as fuck and the movie was really great. this was fucking years ago but i remember that one uneventful experience so well
thanks for reading my blog

getting pozzed by two gift giving maga studs

You nazi scum lord are the reason why we need to have full endless support for the LGBTQAPHT+ community and #resist the racist, misogynistic Hitler Drumphf cheetoh man agenda. I just want to take my wife's gay trans son to the next empowering movie with a lead minority women role without nazis like you taking up valuable asylum seeker breathing space. I hope you slip on period blood.
#resist #lgbtpride #fuckdrumf

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You suck at this.

I got punched in the arm by a ten-year old girl because I was sleeping during the fault in our stars and snoring. She said, “Wake up boy”. Needless to say I had no idea who she was. I guess that could be either good or bad depending on if you’re a cunnybro or not.

So is Blade Runner officially the best cinema experience?

Wtf? Your "worse" story sounds fun as shit. What the fuck do you mean you had a bad time?

I went to see Spectre with my high school grade for our leavers week, during the scene on the train after Bond throws Bautista of the train then the bird is like "what do we do now?" then it cuts to them in the bedroom and the theatre exploded with laughter and applause. That was great.
My worst experience was going to see some shit movie about aliens with chloe moretz, but it was only bad because the movie was shit.

>Best
Watched Alice in Wonderland in 3D high as a kite and it was very surreal.

>Worst
The time when the girl sat behind me kept using my head as a shelf for her candy bag, so after telling her not to severa times I took it and ate it and she spat in my face.

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The best:
>go with sister to theater to watch John Wick
>theater is almost empty
>we sit in the back in one of those couple seats
>she takes off her shoes which I don't notice as I watch Keanu do operator stuff
>suddenly her leg moves between me and the movie and she grabs popcorn with her feet from my bucket
>as she tries to get the popcorn back to her I try to grab it with my mouth
>lick the sugar off her toes
>we do this multiple times during the movie

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This is either copypasta or holy fuck you're a boomer

Brits don't know how to have fun at the theaters

You're supposed to be fucking loud and obnoxious during shitty movies like the conjuring. You're not spoiling fucking Citizen Kane, you're supposed to up the ante and get even louder and more obnoxious than your neighbors, which is supposed to incite even more wild buffoonery from the audience, until the whole theater is cracking jokes and throwing popcorn at the screens.

Going to the theaters in a nigger city is fucking based for that reason alone

I watch the Scorpion King in the theater while baked out of my mind, and several of the main characters were, in my mind anyway, Final Fantasy Tactics A2 characters. So it was like I watched a movie featuring FF characters being desert assassins. I mean it was photo realistic.

>best
hellboy 1
only 5 people in the entire cinema, me and 2 couples that sat all the way in the back, it was like the movie was being played just for me

>worst
during django unchained, some dutch faggot was talking on his phone for 10 minutes before staff told him to turn it off

Best
>late showing of Dunkirk on a weeknight
>use movie pass and AMC rewards, and get $5 towards snackies
>theater entirely empty
>watch tension kino in fantastic solitude

Worst
>8 year old me
>just moved to a new town, and invited to a classmates birthday party
>party is at local kinoplex, watching one of the Rugrat movies
>mom is running late, we get there 30 minutes after the movie starts
>she just drops me off and leaves
>can't find anybody, thinks maybe they already got my ticket and tries to walk into a theater
>gets stopped and taken to the front asking where my parents are
>calls home on theater phone to ask for mom, she isn't home yet, but grandma takes message
>cries
>later mom comes back and buys me a ticket, goes in with me
>can't see classmate, sits in last row and watches last few minutes of movie
>afterwards, sees classmate's group in the lobby
>too embarassed to say high, go home with mom without saying anything

They never mentioned me missing the party, or if they saw me or not.

Why didn’t you tell him to be quiet. Take your balls out of your purse

You're definitely a sub 90 IQ zoomer.

stfu boomer lol

went to see IT remake and the theatre started to smell like shit after the projector scene

I’m a tomber. I’ve been dead for 20 years

Worst
>Go to see Logan with brother and wife
>Some guy keeps saying "yes" really loudly every six seconds
>Fucking lose it and yell what the fuck is your major malfunction
>See he's in a wheelchair
>His care taker looks at me, or mom, and says he has tourettes
>Literally everyone in the movie theater turns around and stares at me
>Eventually management comes in and escorts me out

>Wife drags me to watch Coco
>Figure it won't be anything special
>Get to the part where the skeleton is about to disappear
>Burst into uncontrollable sobbing
>I hear the kid next to me ask their mom what's wrong with him

Best
probably when I saw star wars or something

i was seated on the other end of a packed kinema

I can't imagine the wrangler not having the smugest grin possible.

You need to do like George Costanza did in that one episode where he’s doing the opposite of everything he normally does, you should’ve went over and gave the guy a real talking to

Best
>Rohirrim charge in RotK
>massive chimpout with people crying "DEEEEAAATHHHH" causing the cinema to flick the lights on and security to rush in

Worst
>Twilight
>i didn't really look into it, I just heard werewolves and vampires and thought to myself "hey this is going to be like underworld"

>>late for the movie because we were too busy imprisoning my cousin in the spider chamber
Kek'd.

Twilight ruled

>scene comes where a blunt floats in the air
>everyone instantly goes to grab it
DUDE

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>best
Went to 50 Shades of Grey. It was atrocious as expected, but I got a blowjob from my date (male).
>worst
Pic related. I went there on my birthday, out of sheer loneliness with a guy, and it was painfully cringeworthy and unfunny. Were I alone, I'd walk out halfway through the movie. Also, fuck De Niro.

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Good
>Went to see Sicario by chance and thought it was awesome
Worst
>Fight breaking out in theater because of shitskin “youths” police got involved, got out without even being questions
Group of shitskin assholes (arabs) were constantly talking, doing annoying shit, one row in front of us. Guy with his girlfriend, one row in front of them, says something about it, turns into an exchange of insults (projector eployee is already halting the movie at this point). Group start insulting the guy’s girlfriend as well and it escalates, they try to pile over into the next row and both parties start throwing fists, some of the shitskins had the brilliant idea of attacking the guys girlfriend as well which triggered some communal response into laying into these shitskins. Both parties get separated and we are on the stairs to the sides to exit the theater when things flare up a little again, two of the shits wanted to re-initiate, I half-assedly trip one of the faggots and throw him down one flight quite hard, I was over there with a buddy with some fighting/martial arts experience; he hit the other one with a right cross and scrambled his brainbox pretty good (pretty sure he was bleeding from the nose or lips, trouble standing up straight, didn’t go out). He knew what he had done and in the confusion we kind of slipped out, didn’t attend a movie theater in half a year out of fear of being recognized or banned.

>how did he know all the line?
He probably reads books. If you read on a fairly basis movie will start look so poorly written to you that you can unironically predict most of the dialogue, especially with american shit

These threads suck because they really just appeal to a persons fantasy that their lives are awesome and that they matter. Because everyone just tells their story and no one ever comments on other peoples stories.

>Doesn't comment on anyone else's story
What did he mean by this?

I met Pauly Shore at a premiere once

>Replying to completely self contained stories
For what purpose?

Blade Runner 2049 was my best. Dead pool was my worst.

Went to see the new Godzilla movie with my m8s a few weeks ago and we were so bored that we started talking about how much of a bitch the female scientist was and talked about it for 30 minutes until one of them literally feel asleep. It was pretty fun.

Why, to foster communication

>kept whispering the lines before the characters would say them

This happened to me with dead pool. I hate these cocksuckers.

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>best
probably IW and Endgame, the crowd was cheering, i heard sniffing during the emotional moments, the movies themselves were just alright, but the audience reactions made watching them fun experiences
>worst
probably Venom, there were some little shits in the theater, couldn't be older than fifteen, one of them was having a birthday and they were talking loudly, in fact, when i was trying to get to my seat i accidentally looked one in the eye, he then taps one of the girls that was with them on the shoulder and says "This your date?" in the most annoying fucking voice ever while pointing at me.
Because i'm a fucking autist i didn't do anything about it and just waited for the previews to end, hoping to god they would shut up when the movie actually began, they didn't, of course.
After the movie was over i was standing in the parking lot waiting for my dad to pick me up and i saw them leaving, still shouting like a bunch of retarded monkeys, noticed the girl from before looking at me, when i looked at her she lowered her head.
when i got home i jacked off thinking about her and came buckets
So, all in all, shit experience with a decent ending.

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Every experience is based because I am based

best: getting blowjob from my ex gf while watching hysteria (2011) in a near empty cinema

Worst: a 200kg retard next to me while watching kill bill. During the fights he was agitated and cheered but during dialog he would mumble "meh that's so boring i dooooont care" etc. The whole row of seats shock when that Asshole rocked back and forth. He also smelled like piss

>got free tickets that I just burnt.

Mom's gonna freak

i laughed

Shoved a cuke up me minge during New Moon then left it for the wagie to pick up. Hope you enjoyed me fanny pickle ya shite cunt!

>best
when I was 13 my friend asked me to tag along with him to the cinema with these two girls that he was trying get with. I ended up pulling both of them
>worst
Blade Runner 2049. The movie was fine but the theatre was almost empty and this guy decided to sit right next to me and cough loudly throughout the entire 2 and a half hours like some kind of fucking turbo autist

best:
Infinity War, during the scene where spiderman gets saved by the brave strong womyn group the whole theatre shighed in annoyance, women included

worst:
>star wars TFA
>my show time is at 22.45
>people getting out of the 20:30 show are leaving the theatre
>a group of young guys shouts "HAN SOLO DIES" at the top of their lungs while leaving
>people in front of me, literally dressed in wookie suits and jedi robes start running at them
>fucking star wars battle royale in front of the theatre hall
>movie start gets delayed
>one of the guys who fought sits behind me and proceeds to fight with his gf about his violent manners throught the entire movie even after i asked them to stop
thank god the movie was subpar
Pic related, the guy was wearing this

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God I wish this was true.

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based young guys

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Imagine getting this dabbed on by a literal retard.

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>Detective Pikachu
>Bad
Pick one

Tits or gtfo

Best
>The massive excitement my six-year-old self >had when seeing the Spongebob >Squarepants Movie for the first time.

Worst
>The Last Jedi's stinkyness with the addition >of Negroes behind me unironically laughing >at all the "jokes" and clapping at the end >while the rest of the theater was in disgust.

>Capeshit
Kys

Best: Gonjiam Haunted Asylum at MOTELx

Worst: IT on opening weekend. Sat next to two nigger women who kept hollering at the screen

>Best
Star Trek. Because a girl I knew talked me into seeing it 3 weeks after release, we went to the latest show, and she gave me a 2 hour long tease of a handjob and then made me cum in her mouth in my car when it ended.

>Worst
Transformers 3. Had free tickets for a radio screening. Ended up packed like sardines in a theater full of black kids acting like absolute morons the whole time because they fucked up and had to move the showing to an auditorium with 15 less seats.

Fucking newfaggot zoomer doesn't even know how to greentext. You're just as bad as a nigger.

>best
watching twin towers and return of the king with my dad. we went to see them on back to back years like 2 days before christmas
>worst
i havent been to the theater in like a decade now, so i guess when i was watching the halloween that had busta rhymes in it with my parents. and a full row a nigs behind us wouldnt stop yelling

a bunch of white teenage fucks kicking my and my family's seats during Aquaman. fucking autistic fucks. convinced me high schoolers should be locked in cages when they're not in school

Did you end up making friends in the school?

Yeah. With the janitor. We would go to the boiler room and play this game called "Cave Explorer" all the time. It hurt at first but he was a good friend so I didn't mind.

I went to watch The Favourite with my gf, she wanted a drink so we went to pick up a coke and since we went to the last showing of the night we each got a large popcorn free each, guess they needed to get rid of stock because almost every person in the screen had popcorn too

The movie was good also

Yes, but we moved again a few months later. We were transient, trash people and moved a lot.

:(

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>black
>people

Took an Asian girl to go see the hangover 2 and she was kind of PC and hated the CHinese stereotype guy. We had to leave. Fucked her later though.

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Which one do I believe?

I went to see the new Godzilla. There were some guys in my seat and they all looked like high schoolers so I asked them politely if they could move but they beat me up and left. Manager apologized but they said there was nothing they could do. I just went home and I still cry about it sometimes. I don't even want to go to the theater anymore.

>GHAHAHJJJAAHH WUDDY

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The janitor one. I was that janitor.

You were a good friend.

When I was a kid I went to watch the Spongebob movie with my friends with my parents, we threw popcorn at some guys head and he called the staff.
When I got home my dad threw me down the stairs and I broke my arm and my thumb somehow.

i don't give a fuck what this is, it's great and whoever first wrote it needs to write more.

>because I'm handicapped myself (I'm not)
HOLY KEK

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based

Based

Best:

>'DOOM' opening night while drunk
>entire crowd is drunk/high as well
>laugh the entire movie

>'Saw' opening night in college
>see early show (6pm)
>exiting theater, see giant line for later showings
>yell to everyone that the guy on the ground isn't dead and he's the mastermind
>cropdust the line for insult to injury

>'Cabin Fever' with white friends
>obese sheboon behind us with monkey date
>scene where storeowner says the rifle is "fo' the niggas'
>sheboon screeches 'SHEEEIT! MO'FUKKIN' ASSHOE!'

Worst:

>'Saw III' late night showing
>theater PACKED with monkeys
>massive chimpouts when guy is twisted to pieces in crucifix machine
>one dindu walks up and down the aisle while holding his head like he just received coupon for lifetime meals at Popeye's

sounds like your dad is an awesome dude

Best experience is a toss up between getting head during Thor or my dad checking me out of school early to see Spiderman 2

literally based retard

overwritten

Things that never happened ITT

His dad is a retard. He easily could break his neck or spine.

For a Yea Forums post in response to a very broad question.

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>confirmed for skipping most posts
A lot of this shit is common, and some of these posts are boring. They're all in the realm of possibility.

>go to movies by myself because I can
>ask ticket bitch for my ticket "ticket for one for Alita: Battle Angel!"
>ticket bitch says "for ONE? what's it like going to the movies alone?"
>I say "Yes, for one. what's it like earning 9 dollars an hour?" laugh in ticket bitch's face and walk away
>walk up to stub ripper...say "IS THIS YOUR WHOLE JOB? YOUR PARENTS MUST BE SO PROUD LOL" rip my own stub because I'm not an idiot
>enter eatery, walk up to servant "what will you have?" she asks, "it's okay! I brought my own!" I say while showing her the contents of my backpack with cola and homemade popcorn inside
>turn to those behind me and say "ENJOY PAYING THREE BUCKS FOR COLA, MORONS"
>make my way to cinema doors...notice lots of couples
>"WHAT IS THIS? MAKE OUT HOUR? THIS IS A MOVIE MORONS, NOT A FUCKING LOVE IN, GTFO"
>laugh at them as they leave in embarrassment
>cinema all to myself, put my feet up and throw popcorn at my face because that's how I eat it

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>in high school
>me and some friends want to see kick ass
>am the only 18 year old, theater won't let me buy multiple tickets for bullshit reason about needing a guardian to do that
>friends buy tickets for another movie and we just plan to have them go in the kick ass showing anyway
>some fag with a broom keeps eyeing us as we're near the theater doors (workers were still cleaning it)
>eventually comes to us with a manager and he checks all our tickets
>forces my friends to go to the movie they had tickets for
That shit pissed me off so much. What kind of asshole takes his theater cleaning job that seriously?

Thanks user.

I've been having a shitty week but this gave me a right good chuckle.

based

Yeah then the poor dad would be stuck with a kid that was both mentally and physically disabled

>he throws an old apple core at me

When you waddled out did the kid say, "Mommy, look! A neckbeard fatarse watching kid's catoons!"

You must be gay if you didnt whip it out and stroke it to Vega's fine posterior

>>one dindu walks up and down the aisle while holding his head like he just received coupon for lifetime meals at Popeye's

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...

>watching The Raid 2 in a theater. It had subtitles.

Girl in front of me was listening to some song through headphones that just kept repeating "shine bright like a diamond!" She had it going for 20 minutes straight and it was audible to everyone around her.

I went up to her and asked her to turn it down. She said "why? I don't need to hear the movie cause it has subtitles."

Made me realize some people just aren't capable of thinking about others. Their brain only functions around how the world affects them rather than how they affect the world.

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super cringe
no bully Eva

Lol

>absolute chad started beating the shit out of the guy
Cinema is a serious thing in Argentine

>>when we leave he mimes eating pussy behind her back
Extremely based

I saw the grindhouse double feature in the theater and it was the most fun theater experience I've ever had.
I was also dating a milf and took her and her kids to see the first garfield movie while I fingerbanged their mom in the row behind them.

>she thinks i should be nicer to handicapped people because i'm handicapped myself (i'm not)
On a scale of 1-10, how sure are you?

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There has never been a "nice guy" who called himself one. You're an ugly fuck with a shitty personality and that's why no one wants to fuck you.

>crowd pleasers
Ya but it’s a crowd of people that cheer when they are expected to cheer who I have no respect for. It’s like Reddit comments where people are so programmed to make the expected response it’s compulsive. It’s a little antagonistic to my faith in humanity. TSR was good though.

Us was based. I wish they had lynched you

>the tard literally says 'is your boyfriend a fag?'

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>retard weeb goes to a kid's movie and spergs out so hard he has to leave

Kekd

OP’s pic very fucking related. I went to see casino royale 7-8 times, mostly for Eva Green. That’s definitely when puberty kicked into high gear.

Worst was roasting a fat bowl then going to see the re-release of Titanic in 3D. I thought I was paralyzed watching an actual disaster take place in front of me. Me and my buddy just sat in silence in the car afterword.

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I always go to cinemas that is closest to ghetto and go watch some shitty horror movie. Literal kino experience every time.

My best and worst cinema experience are when I was molested by a girl.
>grew up in ultraconservative baptist family
>asked a girl out on a date when I was 15
>she said yes, suggests going to see Master and Commander
>very excited because I've read the books and want to see the movie, but haven't been able to go yet and it is leaving the good theaters soon
>we go to the showing, its just us in the back and a couple single guys closer to the middle sitting in different rows
>she holds my hand and its the first time that's happened, so at this point it is the best experience i've ever had at the movies
>when they're exploring the galapagos she slips her hand under my shirt and undoes my belt
At this point you might think I'm a faggot, but please remember that I'd spent the first 15 years of my life hearing about how sex would send me straight to hell, every night and all day Sunday. So while I wasn't entirely convinced I would go to hell, I was 100% certain my parents would somehow know about anything I did with a girl and murder me.
>I try to move her hand back out but she just becomes more aggressive
>proceeds to jerk me off while I try to make no noise at all
>puts her mouth against my ear and starts licking it
>I came right as the guy is getting flogged
>I must have made some noise because one of the guys in front turned around and gave us a weird look
>now I had semen running down my leg, my dick felt a little sore, and the girl I hoped would be my girlfriend was licking some of the semen off her fingers, then held my hand again as if nothing had happened
>sit there uncomfortably and vaguely worried about going to hell/people thinking I'd pissed my pants for the rest of the movie
>manage to walk out without acting too weird, except I was still blushing when I dropped her off
Fuck evangelicals. It was the best handjob I've ever had and I didn't even get to enjoy it.

>best
Empty showing of the original blade runner

>worst
Taking a shit after a movie and a kid crawling under the stall door.

>could be remained

best: when i sharted and they didn't catch me

best
>buy G rated movie tickets and sneak into Terminator
>mind blown
>we immediately pay again to go back in and watch it immediately
>(like assholes, we didn't think to stay in theater)

worst
>date had never seen Highlander 1
>work hard to convince her that part 2 is going to be fucking awesome
>very well .jpg
>popcorn burnt
>seats old and busted
>talkers everywhere in theater
>movie one of biggest let-downs in movie history
>never trusted again

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shut the fuck up retard I don't give a shit if this post is old I hope you read this response and find the encouragement to fucking kill yourself end your fucking miserble life you piece of shit

>Saw III' late night showing
>>theater PACKED with monkeys
How is that worst? Shit horror movies are the best with niggas.

Best:
I went to see Spring Breakers towards the end of its run. The theater was almost empty except for a normie family and some other guy who went alone. Me and the guy at the opposite end of the theater were howling with the laughter for most of the film while the normie family sat in stunned silence. I think they left early.

Worst:
My idiot "friend" convinced me to waste free movie tickets (I worked at Regal) on Grown Ups. In hindsight this was the point the friendship became dead weight.

Best: Jackass 2
Crowd was loving it, my brother snuck me in because I was only 12 or 13. Great time.

Worst: Rogue one
I was in a bad mood going in, the movie was garbage. Girl next to me wouldn't stop moving around and talking, the stair lights were blinding me in the eye.

they wanted to see a movie without a fucker talking and spoiling all you autist

CINDY DIS A SKELETON DIS IS BONES

keanu makes girls wet user. good choice of movie
in the next john wick ask her out to repeat the experience. you have another chance, make it happen

>best
Mad Max Fury Road. The sound design was perfect for the theater and the one I went to wasn't very large. The whole atmosphere was just fun, everyone was having a good time. Probably helped that I saw it in a college town.

>worst
Blade Runner 2049. Some inbred coasties wandered in halfway through the movie, sat in the front row and played around on their phones and talked. Then during the quiet part where the goose is walking around Deckard's casino they pulled a bag of potato chips out of nowhere and started loudly eating them, crunching and smacking their lips and crinkling the bag. Finally someone yelled at them from across the theater to fuck off, they gave everyone the finger and left with about 30 minutes left in the movie.

Best
anytime the theater is empty

Worst
>TLJ
>All seats are filled so me and my friends have to sit in separate locations
>use bathroom about 40 minutes into the movie
>come back
>kid stole my seat
>spend 10 minutes looking for a different seat because I'm not about to start a scene in the middle of a movie and get kicked out
>give up
>have to stand next to a boomer that also lost his seat for the rest of one of the worst Star Wars movies I've ever seen

>meant for children
>BotFA extended cut rates R

Yeah ok

I am that guy

Batman v Superman was simultaneously the best and worst. By the end I was laughing at the sheer absurdity of the film while also being baffled that such a thing was ever created. This after liking MoS decently well too. My friends and cousins were just watching slack-jawed in disbelief. I consumed large amounts of alcohol about an hour in and that made the already funny scenes even funnier, especially everything having to do with Murderman and Luthorberg.

Post Eva instead.

Copypasta, but a based one

This is an extremely self centered blog post copypasta

>have to stand next to a boomer that also lost his seat for the rest of one of the worst Star Wars movies I've ever seen
hahahha ahahahhahahaha
did you at least make friends with the boomer?

>Best
Ghostbusters 2 because got afternoon off school and ebin mcdonalds ghost meal beforehand, also Final Fantasy Spirits, some crazy guy talked through the trailers and said 'I am definitely seeing that' when the Fellowship trailer came on and got nervous during the action scenes

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Worst was when my dad dropped me off to see a movie when I was a kid (I can't even remember what it was) and then fucked off to get drunk. I felt like shit throughout the entire screening because I thought he didn't wanna spend time with me. I was right but it wasn't because of me, he's just an alcoholic.
I hardly ever go to the cinema so I don't have any memorably good experiences.

youtu.be/h5cfHgJR8Aw

Yeah, those old Jew Schicksas sure liked the Arian dicks.

Who the fuck takes a shit in a cinema toilet?

Then shes just a Goy Schicksa pretending.
Just like Trumps Bimbo daughter.

BEST
>See some random movie with Mum when I was young (can’t recall the name). The cinema is empty and she starts talking about how great it is no one else is in the session. She gets up and starts doing mock opera singing while the movie plays just to be obnoxious. At the end we realise there was another family in the theatre the whole time.

>see The Exorcism of Emily Rose in high school with a group of friends. Some guy keeps yelling in a fake British accent “IS THAT THE ONLY LIGHT YOU’VE GOT?” everytime the film is dark. I shout at the top of my lungs “SHUT THE FUCK UP!” and the theatre applauds and cheers.

WORST
>Again, went to the cinemas with Mum as a young lad and some random guy in his 20s with a bunch of girls his age purposefully sat next to me in an empty theatre. I don’t know how the madman had such balls but he was borderline molesting me by rubbing his fingers against my side the whole time and I was too afraid to say anything.

>Go to see One Cut Of The Dead and these two fucking chinks in front of me were ching chonging and taking pictures throughout the film. It reached boiling point when one of the cunts took a phone call. I grabbed him by the wrist, looked him dead in the eye and told him to shut his fucking mouth which he did. (I’m not such an angry guy usually)

>Mandy. Every fucking hipster there was liquored up and lauged facetiously at everything, even when it wasn’t funny.

>Drunk boomer couple behind me during Paterson making out and clinking wine glasses. Everytime a poet was mentioned on screen the male would say “I know that poet!”

How come people with autism sometimes don't know they have autism?

>i'm not
oh well, at least you have your t-shirt....

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footfags REALLY need to die

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This happened to me when I went to see Mission Impossible Fallout. But it was a 60 year old boomer and his wife. And also the boomer kept -trying- to do this but he didn't get a single line right. Just kept incorrectly guessing the lines before they were spoken and every time he was wrong he would look at his ham planet wife and giggle.
Fuck old """people"""

based tard putting betafags like you in check

>first midnight viewing of The Dark Knight with my friends the summer after high school, huge theatre is fucking packed
>Terminator Salvation teaser trailer comes on
>I figure it out before anyone else
>just as the slow upwards body pan gets to Arnie's chin, I belt out my best "HEEEAAAUUGHHHH"
>the entire theatre explodes with Ahnuld quotes and yells for two minutes

Not the worst but a standout bad experience was when my cousin dragged me to the first Avengers movie. Some actual retard kid behind us started having a seizure during the climax so they had to pause the movie and turn the lights on for 20 minutes. What a momentum killer

Seeing anime movies in theaters is always a mistake.

>go to see DB Super Broly
>this stupid spic bitch keeps shouting the characters names whenever they're on screen, even if it's not the first time seeing them in the movie

>go to see Code Geass Lelouch of the Resurrection
>fujo/gay trash accounts for half the people in the theater
>an uncontrollable amount of shrieks whenever Lelouch and Suzaku were on screen together
I thought I was going to go deaf when Suzaku poked Lelouch's cheek, they got so fucking loud at that moment in particular.
Fuck fujoshi filth

Went to see Sausage Party with a Bulgarian girl I'd just started seeing. Complete freak. She would have pussy-pulsating orgasms whenever I was over at hers. Always complained we didn't do much but suck bodyparts when together yet always instigated getting my dick out when we had a movie on. The movie ended and I took her outside then down to the beach. It was really dark, we couldn't be seen really. Unzipped my trousers and told her to suck it. My dick was swollen as fuck as she'd been keeping it hard for the entire movie. She was nervous and didn't really want to do it but I told her to do it. She wanted my approval more than anything. I eventually came so hard she couldn't keep it all in her mouth, spilled cum all down her tits, chin and jeans.

Then we got a nice takeout from a noodle place with my cum still on her, visibly on her tits (huge tits, I dunno what it is with Bulgaria but I very often see women from there with massive DD/EE natty tits)

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>Best
Me and a buddy getting a private showing of Neon Demon

>Worst
a bunch of turks answering their phones in the beginning of the showing and talking loud af

damn this is hot. I need to have sex

dunno about best, but the worst was the last jedi no doubt

one and only time I literally walked out of the theater in the middle of the film (around the part where chewbacca fucks around with the porgs) and went for a cup of coffee, sat there for 45 minutes and smoked half a pack of cigarettes before coming back in

>salty cause his gay ass story didn't get any (You)s
you lead a boring life user cant be helped