Would you watch a TV show starring Varg Vikernes?

Isn't this the guy who calls other people degenerates but refuses to acknowledge his illegitimate daughter who literally black guys?

Nah I'm not an edgy murderer-worshiper that listens to autistic noises and calls it music.

>random fat monkeymutt sitting outside her favela hut
Kek

t. got pleb filtered by black metal
Shitty taste, user. Check this out:
youtube.com/watch?v=VCp2mPGpJW0

Was this retard given his channel back? I thought he faded into obscurity by now.

>Yea Forums approves of the biggest edgelord in metal
Yes, this makes perfect sense. Like, he burnt down ancient churches and killed his friend because he thought he was a poser. One of the biggest tryhards in music.

He's genuinely a skilled musician, though. He recorded most of his albums by himself.
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>scratchy autistic noise
hard pass

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hardly even the biggest edgelord, if anything he is the most legitimate black metal musician ever

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Alright, how about the biggest edgelord of the nineties? Definitely the biggest edgelord since GG Allin, also a giant piece of shit, even though his shit's referred to as 'punk rock' instead of metal.

>burnt down ancient churches and killed his friend

I mean, I think Varg is an idiot but none of this is really true. The churches were only a few hundred years old and there's no evidence of him being responsible for he burnings. Euronymous also said he was gonna kill Varg. Not saying that's a justification for murder but the two clearly didn't like each other.

This is what the DC suburbs are starting to look like

>he actually buys this shit
Always interesting when some idiot cult leader can get other idiots to believe his words.

There were people around Euronymous that can attest that the threat wasn't actually serious, and was more of a 'heated black metal moment.'

Also
>The churches were ONLY a few hundred years old
Oh, that's okay then. I mean, they were only priceless pieces of art that survived two world wars. But since they haven't been around for five hundred plus years, no biggie.

Only if it was a show about people kicking Varg Vikernes in the head

>also a giant piece of shit
how so?

Yet Varg went to check if he meant it or not and Euronymous sperged out, kicking Varg in the chest. It is dumb, yes, but they fought and it supposedly wasn't started by Varg.

Im fukin sold

>burning churches
why is this bad?
>killing euronymous
why is this bad?
>stave churches
>pieces of art
did the christians that built them burn and cut down countless trees and old religious relics? weird haha

GG planned to bar CBGB's doors from the outside once his final show started, then he planned on blowing himself up, along with the band, the stage and a large amount of the audience. He only didn't do it because he died of a heroin overdose.

Pardon me for not believing the survivor of the encounter, when he doesn't have much credibility in the first place.

oh i thought you were saying varg was a piece of shit

>did the christians that built them burn and cut down countless trees and old religious relics? weird haha
What does that have to do with them being burned down centuries later? You can't rectify the mistakes of the past by destroying the results of the past.

Just imagine Louis Theroux interviewing him

The only thing we can be sure of is that Euro was a douche and Varg was aspergers.

Hell yeah

My point is: Euronymous was a known piece of shit, as is confirmed by many in plenty of documentaries and interviews. Varg spent a good time arrested and now has a family and records youtube videos of his shitty Jeep. I don't know why, but youtube doesn't like his content so they found an excuse to shut it down.

>louis and Varg talking
>cut to varg practicing his karate mid talk

>My point is: Nicole was sleeping around, as was confirmed by many in plenty of documentaries and interviews. OJ spent a good time arrested and now shit posts on Twitter in his white Ford Bronco
Only, OJ still has his Twitter account.

>killing your wife is the same thing as killing a guy who threatened to torture you and film it
Really activates the almonds, huh? it's pretty easy to see in his videos that he isn't inherently violent, he was put in a shitty situation and overreacted. Unlike OJ who was a known abuser and wife beater.

Okay, buddy. You believe Varg, and I'm not gonna be able to convince you that he committed premeditated murder. You've got your bias. Not the weirdest thing I've run into on Yea Forums, that would be the people on Yea Forums that think Charlie Manson was framed and is in no way shape or form responsible for the murders.

>killing someone who didn't justify a murder is the same as killing someone who didn't justify a murder? really gets the ol' THINKY muscle throbbin'
You can't be serious.

So a guy who allegedly had explosives to blow up a cathedral, and was organized to the point of burning several churches without getting caught, had the bright idea to kill a guy with a pocket knife in an apartment building full of people? he's portrayed as an evil mastermind who murdered poor Euronymous, but all the evidence points toward manslaughter.

So if someone threatens you and you confront them about it and it escalates into a knife fight, is it the same as killing your wife? can't you see the difference?

why does he live in france?

I'd watch that

So he was under prepared to commit murder. Happens to the best of us. You go into a situation with bad tools, you use the tools you got. Not being a murderer, I don't know why he did it in such a way that he could easily be caught, maybe he thought he'd get away with it like the church burnings? Only person that knows sure as fuck isn't gonna tell the truth.

Maybe if he needs money he can write a fictionalized account of what happened and sell a 'How I Would've Done It' book like OJ did.

Because he owes the Norwegian gov't 15 million dollars for church-burning.

Not *framed*, scapegoat'd. Whether willingly or under mkultra. Polanski's the real scumbag

And he had to take his wife's last name so she could own all of his posessions/royalties.

>the no comfy family sitcom about Varg and his clan in the shack

Family sitcoms require the family to be dysfunctional, so it won't work.

>Euronymous also said he was gonna kill Varg
he was just posturizing and trying to look cool to his friends. Cause that's all that mattered to them at the time, looking the coolest in front of your edgelord friends.

>only 46 years old
>fully grey/white hair and beard
JUST

lol what a cuck waht if she divorces him? there in france she doesn't even needs his permission right?

stabbing him 523847328 times in the back and finally in the skull is a bit excessive don't you think?

>all the basedboys in this thread who have never killed before

Watch out guys, we got an internet badass over here

I'm sure someone forgets to clean the shit bucket from time to time

based
cringe

so you admit the christian churches were a mistake? great, say bye to the mistake!

Would I watch a show starring a poor mentally ill criminal? Nah that would be a hard pass from me lol

>vargnigger reading comprehension
Kek, no surprise.

Didn't her daughter fucked a nigger? or was it a flash clone of her?

mite b cool

I absolutely would. There are basically two e-celebs I will always have a soft spot for. Alex Jones and Varg. I show staring Varg himself, where fiction or just following his daily life, would be a dream come true.

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Yes, his family is actually fucking perfect for it too. It'd be the new "little people big world" series.

Matter of fact, i bet the "schizo reality tv" would beat the dwarf category in ratings easily.

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Why do brazilians love metal so much? same with Mexicans

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that's what happens though when you're all talk. In the reality of it he was nothing and Varg was a real one.

based

Metal? Like scrap metal? Because it can be fashioned into different things and it lasts a long time, I guess

he has a new channel where all his political points are masked in allegories relating to lord of the rings lol

maybe it's because you can put your demons out, liberate energy
we live with a bad system of government and side by side with vile people everyday so you end up a little revolted

comedic genius