Its LITERALLY "Tony Starks old employee's want REVENGE The Movie"

Is Osborn mentioned in it? Are J. Jonah Jameson leaks are true?

it's like a parody
also, is that really the same box of scraps guy? I won't bother checking

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So is spider mans role entirely about cleaning up iron mans shit?

It is. Watched Iron Man last week.

>that smash zoom to jake in the dark onstage

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That's one of the most interesting villains the MCU has ever produced

youtube.com/watch?v=cNgxyL5zEAk

It was the plot of Iron Man 2 and 3 too

It's Iron Man 3 all over again
>almost
>but close enough
Also, this seems to be a rewrite of whatever it is they had planned for sinister 6.

Nice try you worthless shill

Post credits JJJ scene

youtu.be/4HWU3d9gFA4

I'd love to get paid for promoting stuff I actually like.

Nobody said your dumbass gets paid for it

Alex fucking JJJones

The snap was staged and the vanished were paid actors, it's a Wakandan conspiracy

Then why promote it? I can hardly be a shill if I simply like it and state the reasons why. Shilling is a dishonest tactic of selling crap to people while lying out your ass for monetary gain. I have no monetary gain, no-one employed me to promote this film, the scene I just saw is congruent with what I expected of a movie version of Mysterio.

Peak capeshit right here. So fucking stupid.

>BOX OF SCRAPS

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Someone post the end credits scenes.

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youtu.be/4HWU3d9gFA4

Also the plot of Iron Man, Iron Man 2, Iron Man 3, and Age of Ultron.

>Peter lands on the side walk and everyone just walks by like nothing is going on. Remember when he would swing away while people would rush for his autograph.
youtube.com/watch?v=NcQB8zDIJlU

why was Iron Man considered a hero again?

awkward and cringe: the movie

Homecoming as well with Vulture being some guy that got screwed over with Tony's Damage Control program.

This garbage will make a billion

Snappy one-liners+being a nerd's power fantasy. I can't blame Marvel, they struck absolute gold with Iron Man 1. Little Italian dude who's a tech genius, brave as fuck, and bangs women left and right, it's like Scarface and Batman and Bill Gates all rolled into one.

>it's like Scarface and Batman and Bill Gates all rolled into one.
*in the body of Joe Rogan

It's Spider-Man film, but it's still about Tony Stark, even after he's dead? Is RDJ still getting paid?

Tony does show up in the flashback showing how Tony screwed over Mysterio. So most likely yes.

Ahh, good ol Ironlad, fixing Daddy's Stark's mistakes.

At least half of the "MCU" movies are Iron Man-related. It's smart from a business PoV, RDJ as Tony is basically what launched the whole franchise. Iron Man was wildly successful and popular, and completely carried the rest (Hulk sucked, Thor 1 was mediocre, Cap 1 was decent at best).

And 1 too.

>spider man actually says execute all jews
raimi directing the next movie confirmed?

Hmm

Wasn't that the plot of Iron Man 3?

Why the fuck did they bring back JK Simmons?!? Don't get me wrong, he's a great actor, but this is fucking stupid!!!FACT!!!

>Iron Man 2 and Homecoming get recycled into one big turd for the masses

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It annoys me that MCU Spider-Man doesn't have a movie that actually stands on its own without a dozen other movies to give you all the context and character motivation.

Because the character will only show up in that one scene in the whole series so it doesn't matter if it's a stunt casting easter egg.

>stealing the plot from incredibles

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No. Vulture was only stealing Stark tech, SHIELD, and Chituari tech. Never was burned by Stark, only by SHIELD.

Killian was never a Stark employee.

Whiplash was the son of Howard Starks partner that got deported for being a greedy dumbass.

You guys are retarded.

so sites can make billions of clickbaits about the multiverse
will toby and kristen come back
is the multiverse real even if it's revealed mysterio was lying etc

Wasn't Damage Control run by Stark?

hahaha i guess ultron was a disgruntled employee

The plot of Incredibles was just kid friendly Watchmen.

Marvel Studios likely plans on making characters similar to Iron Man years from now in different settings who will likewise have mentees similar to Spider-Man they will mentor. Possibly some of these will be biological children of such characters. Marvel Studios probably feels it is important to maintain these similar systems even with Iron Man and Spider-Man. I think they believe not everyone cares a lot about Spider-Man and that some people find the character kind of childish and corny; but he can be made to be more interesting to these people by the similarity of the system of events, characters, relationships, and other things in these movies with Spider-Man in comparison to systems of such things in movies with characters similar to Iron Man in different settings (ex: characters similar to Iron Man and Spider-Man in medieval times). Likewise similarities in systems of such things in movies with characters similar to Iron Man in different settings may become more appealing to some people than they might otherwise be due to their similarity to the system of the mentioned things in movies with Iron Man and Spider-Man.

Additionally, having such a strong connection between Spider-Man movies and other MCU movies helps dissuade a desire of Sony to not allow Marvel Studios to continue making Spider-Man movies and abstain from creating a new contract to make movies with Marvel Studios. Plus, if Sony didn't sign a new contract; the movies already created would still serve to remind people of the MCU moreso than they could if the designed to do so to a lesser degree.

If people want to see a Spider-Man more similar to the Raimi movies or some depictions in cartoons, they might be able to do so if more movies are made set in the universe of the Tobey Maguire movies. Spider-Man would likely be making cameos in such movies and have more major roles in team-up movies set in this universe.

vulture wasnt a tony strak ex employee pleb

>no one cares, unless you're flying around in a cape
sums up modern films

>Story you created of a soldier from another Earth named Quentin

So is Quentin Beck just an alias in this rather than is real name? Because surely they would know Quentin Beck worked for Stark Industries right?

Just give me Miles Morales

The reveal in Homecoming really was fucked up though. Avengers wreck the city and Stark Industries gets exclusive rights to bill for the cleanup.
I hope Tony at least did the right thing and intentionally took a loss on the project and got the contract by undercutting everyone during competitive bids.

>Is this the same box of scraps guy
Yes, and he's also Ralphie from a Christmas Story

"BARF?"

When are they bringing Jeff Bridges back?

The downfall of the MCU didnt start with Captain Marvel. Nope it started with this bullshit scene. What The Fuck!

I don't care what anyone says og toby Spiderman was best Spiderman. The feel and environment of the movie was so perfect. Details like you mentioned were part of that

Its too soon man. Stop sounding like a normie

we'll actually get to see box of scrap scene in theaters again.

>lets release this in China first that could never go wrong

"What do you mean 'we'"?!?

Aunt May was an old bitch!!!FACT!!!

not if tony buried the guys work and stole credit. even if it wasn't intentional to the way it's presented he would be off the payroll.

Wow such A HUGE difference

I burst out laughing at this

My god what a terrible scene

...for the second time

I swear one of the actors in that scene is Mark's Nazi friend from an episode of Peep Show.

>literally nobody reacting to Spider-Man being on the street, just him talking to Zendaya

>Get JK Simmons back but don't make him look like J. Jonah Jameson
>The movie ends with the same exact gag as the first one

>Alex Jones is the only one who is fake news, make sure to tune in to NYT and the WashPo for Real News!

lol not like you can even tune in to Alex anymore

lol, right.

It’s literally syndrome from the incredibles

So they can distract the fact that they are basically destroying the essence of the character. It's the same reason they made aunt may hot. It's a distraction so fanboys won't realize how butchered the soul of the character is.

It was literally the plot of Iron Man 3

he didn't work for tony stark

This shit looks fucking terrible, why is it so goofy and poorly edited? Why would they plot against Tony Stark after he literally saved the entire universe? Wouldn't that kind of get rid of all the contempt you have?

I fucking hate this awkward zoomer ad-lib """"""""comedy"""""""""

>Ummmm okay this is not a normal, like, situation? So I should point this out? Let's not do this again?
People are fucking paid to write this shit

>The plot of Incredibles was just kid friendly Watchmen.
how the fuck did I never realize this

Dubs confirm next movie will be called: Can't Go Home

>not wanting the superior spic
Man of Spiders 2999

>"Mass casualties are predicted"
>"I don't care, they're Jews! Exterminate them!"
Nice to see Raimi is still getting work

It's not going to get any better user. Best option is to not consume this shit, even for free. Walk away and enjoy the tons of kino put out before Marvel turned everyone into repetitive quipbots sperging to pop music that tells you what your emotions should be in this scene.

Marvel died with Endgame and Captain "HEY KIDS, CHECK OUT MY ASS" America.

FUCK YEAH THEY GOT SIMMONS.

I assume that's it so now I don't even need to pirate the movie.

Based Jake on the comeback.
He's channeling Nightcrawler in this scene

>revealed spidermans true identity
FUCKING HELLLLLLLL WHY?!??!??
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH DISNEY?!

Why are they slandering a dead guy's name? This just makes Iron Man look worse

Why? We have the Raimi movies for that

Why is he allowed?

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its not even a big deal in the comics and hasnt been for years.

>referencing one of the worst comic arcs entirely
>completely ignoring why he does it and the further events to show how he realises he was wrong

Not really. A few vague similarities
>A world where superheroes are outlaws
>A monster attacks a city at the end

>posting the event that led to OMD which is considered the worst spider-man story, if not the worst in comic history, to the point where many stopped reading comics entirely because of how shit it was

That's debatable.

MORE FUCKING IRONMAN????!!!
HES FUCKING DEAD

THEY FUCKING RUINED SPIDERMAN!!!!!!

this looks hilarious. Perfect next to homecoming. Why does MCU hate spiderman?

The dude is fucking worthless

This is where the end of the MCU begins.

Why was Tony Stark such a piece of shit?
>employee seemingly unstable due to industry "crunch" standards
>fires him instead of offering Workplace benefits that would allow for medical health/mental health leave to treat the issue

Stark Industries is really no better than when his dad ran it as a war weapon manufacturing company.

Surely the remaining Avengers could just vouch for him, that he's not a murderer? Plus his identity is out, that's this set of spiderman movies ruined.

fucking hell this is SHIT!!!!!

Avengers would be better off without him

>j jonah jameson is an alex jones parody

lol, they even made it look like infowars, right down to the thing alex does where he rests on his right arm.

jesus christ

How did we go from Shakespearean and Arthurian DC kino to this?

wtf did he say whitest superhero?

Lmao they literally made him alex jones

>Peter, who idolizes Tony, grows up to not look up at his idol as much as he learns more and more about what a scumbag Tony could be
>as a consequence, Peter becomes his own man, and stops relying on Tony's inventions to be the Spider-Man
Seems like kino to me.

Accept that was literally the first movie already retard

yawn