Let's rate each other's movie ideas and give ideas on how to improve it

>Let's rate each other's movie ideas and give ideas on how to improve it
The main character suffers from diarrhea during a zombie outbreak

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For years I've been working on a comic about a new vigilante shoots water out of his eyes and calls himself the crybaby.

a slampig drugs chad at a bar, handcuffs him to a bed, feeds him viagra and slams away at his pelvis using her massive ass until the bed frame gives in

I have a couple of ideas in my head, but the one I'd like to see most is a political thriller where a seemingly perfect president comes along, and intentionally starts WW3/A nuclear holocaust.
For half of the film, you'd see his struggle since he was a child, a kind of slumdog who works his way up the ladder and finally becomes someone who is truly loved by everyone, on all sides of the political spectrum.
The kicker is he's a socio/psychopath hellbent on total annihilation and sets a brilliant plan in motion.
Obviously the film would be far more complex than that, but that's the basic gist of it.

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How does it even work? How does he arrest the bad guys using a water jet?

With me it's Nuclear Boy. A 15 year old who has the power to punch with the strength of an atomic bomb, and that's literally it. He can only do it from his right hand, and he doesn't have any durability/immortality/flight or anything.
You can take him out with your bare hands, IF you can manage to evade the punch.

Wouldn't he die and take everybody around him if he punches someone then?

He's invulnerable to his own powers, like Cyclops is to his own blasts, but that's his only immunity.
Pneumonia could kill him.

Joan of Arc is a scantily clad female warrior of Christ who destroys demons and other evil beings across 15th century Europe, with the help of her mysterious sidekick Gilles de Rais. Produced by Sam Raimi and Robert Tapert

A movie about good Solonius.

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Who'd you cast as Joan?

Team of six condemned prisoners are sent back to 1700s rural England from a doomed climate change-ravaged future to stop the Industrial Revolution from happening and create a new timeline that overwrites the doomed one they come from, but shit goes immediately awry from the moment they arrive, the main character is a former heroin addict jailed for a heist gone wrong who falls down the jesus hole bad and starts arguing the future they come from is god's intended punishment for humanity and they shouldn't obey orders, and the team breaks apart at the seams. Hijinks ensue that play with the multiple types of rules/logic that appear in time travel stories, meaning the protagonists also argue over whether they live in a multiverse-type situation, or a self-correcting linear timeline, etc. Not gonna post more than that about it on here.

Is this the new Red Ranger meme?

And I'd pitch it as Twelve Monkeys meets Reservoir Dogs meets The Seventh Seal.

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Sounds pretty decent. Get Villeneuve on the phone.

I like it

>let me steal your brilliant idea hehehe
oy vey back off

There's public domain short stories online that are unironically better than half the shit you see being made by Hollywood today.
Don't worry, no one's stealing your brilliant ideas.

Antichrist like.

Sort of kind of like The Dead Zone except the crazy President is 1) the main character and 2) not a cartoonishly obvious villain
It had better end with him "winning" too, having him get stopped at the last second would be so fucking bullshit

A guy has to plan a hiest. The target is a plane. But it can only be robbed while in the air. So he puts together a team. It's just vin diesel robbing himself. He turns out to be the pilot, the crew, the robber and the target. He wakes up at the end of the movie with a toy plane in his hand. But the scene cuts to him holding the toy while locked up inside a room on a plane.
I'm going to call it The Plane.

And Aidan Gillen is the antagonist, I hope so.

Actually sounds like a good damn idea, I’d watch that as long as the dialogue isn’t shit
So you better make sure its not

This is pretty good.

this is the worst idea I've seen all day

>The main character suffers from diarrhea during a zombie outbreak

Reminds of Zombieland. The main character has IBS or something.

Absolute trash.
Absolute kino.

>2030
>China space program is set on landing on the moon on the exact same spot of Apollo 11
>Will broadcast it live
>The USA never went to the moon
>The USA start a hidden mission to be the first there and put a flag
Idris Elba would play the first man on the moon.

Gay dragons.
A story about two alpha male dragons who are military generals of an evil wizards army and who like to buttfuck secretly.
They are discovered and exiled by the evil Trump wizard.
They live together in a cave and get into violent domestic arguments over who is the bottom, and the disputes end in socially acceptable rape.
Then maybe one of them catches Orc-Aids after a risky encounter at skull island and has to be put down, which is sadish.
The other fragon tours around the ether plane drinking wine and teaching goblins the risks of unprotected homosex.
In the end the gayest dragon kills the good wizard and the evil wizard apologizes for being too evil on the dragons.


a movie about tolerance and a lesson for lgbt kids

Thanks, didn't expect people to like it.

A world where dogs are all boys and cats are all girls and in order to make a child a dog has to fuck a cat - the boys will come out as dogs and the girls will come out as cats.

Gay

Main character wakes up and has a disability. He can't walk. We get to go through the troubles and tribulations of the life of a disabled person. Part way through the movie he gets a girlfriend. The movie ends when he wins a race or something.

I got a few ideas:

>two park rangers in Africa are being interrogated by the government as they and the audience together watch found footage of an African safari gone horribly wrong. The safari tourists and the rangers (now being interrogated) must endure the wild and unforgiving forces of the African savannah while trying to outwit a supernatural creature.

>this is more of a TV show concept, but basically it’s a college kids comedy of a virgin and a Chad who start off as antagonistic of one another, but after a series of events, force them to settle their differences and work together. Virgin learns how to stand up for himself and Chad becomes more humble. All the while they go through a series of wild shenanigans that bring their friendship closer together.

Sounds absolutely unequivocally fucking based. And dare I say, redpilled?

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I had an idea for a story about a President winning an election that he was supposed to lose, and upon becoming President he learns that reality is not what it seems, and he has to deal with alien/supernatural/occult shit while discovering the truth behind what went on behind the scenes to get him elected.

Someone will steal this idea you dumv fuck, write a quick script and timestamp it

I'm writing light hearted fantasy novel about a young knight and a tsundere warrior princess. He's always admired her and she slowly warms up to him as they journey across the land to defeat an evil wizard. There's lots of silly romantic tension and blushing. I envision pic related as the girl and the guy as Billy from Stranger Things. It's 33k words as of today.

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Doing it right now. Photographic evidence and all. Your move, Nolan.

Rapist in the future evades the law by stealing a device that lets him travel to other dimensions, ends up in an alternate reality where public nudity is second nature and public sex is mandatory. Hilarity ensues

A 9/10 woman can only get off by raping men. The fact that 99% of men can’t be raped since they want it is the driving force of the plot. I’m also adding elements of Campbell’s The Hero’s Journey

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