>well things were getting hot in the bedroom. then she pulled out a... you know
a what George? I don't know what you're talking about
>well let's just say Kendra used to be a "Kevin"
so she had a...?
>yep. she pulled it out right there. All 9 inches. No warning. Just pulled it out and asked me to show her mine
so what'd you do?
>I walked out of the room. I couldn't couldn't look her in the eye after that Jerry. I just couldn't do it.
big deal George, girls have penises nowadays. It's not gay to fuck a tranny. If you loved Kendra you'd still be with her. Text her right now and apologize.
>gay? Jerry, I don't care if it's gay. I'm comfortable enough to know that she's a woman and I like women. In fact I might have would have enjoyed it... if it were smaller. That's the problem jerry! I couldn't go through with it. I can't let her know she's packing more than me. I can't bring little David out to fight when she's got Goliath. It wouldn't be right. it would be
emasculating?
>Exactly!
[Seinfeld theme playing between scenes]
[George and Jerry are in Jerry's apartment, on the couch looking at their iPads]
>Have you seen this new baneposting meme?
Again with the memes, George?
>Well, have you seen it or not?
No, George, I haven't seen it.
>It's ridiculous, Jerry! All they do is write 'you're a big guy' and 'for you' over and over!
George, you know I'm not really into the meme stuff. I don't meme. I'm not a memer!
>Well, this meme has gone too far! Too far, Jerry! And I'm going to do something about it!
[Kramer bursts into the room]
>What's George yelling about?
He doesn't like the new baneposting meme.
>Oh ho ho ho! Looks like we got ourselves a hothead!
>THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT!
[George storms out of the apartment]
