You now know that the Roswell Incident, the first publication of the Diary of Anne Frank...

>you now know that the Roswell Incident, the first publication of the Diary of Anne Frank, and the first production of AK-47 assault rifles occurred in the same two-week period in June and July of 1947

Thoughts Yea Forums? Is this the work of an inter-galactic conspiracy, or mere (((coincidence)))?

More importantly, how does this all play into the next season of the X-Files?

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Is the X Files worth watching? I'm looking for a new show to watch and I'm between that and The Americans.

I've seen all of both and I'd say go with The Americans.

>I'm between that and The Americans.

Watch The Americans

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Both

Watch both, but stop X-Files at season 6

That's great and all but what role do Confederates play in all this?

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The Americans

Basically empowering Jews by losing the civil war. Thanks a lot retards. How did they lose with all that slave money? It's because the jews running the slave farms wanted to lose so they could create the puppet state of America

Based and rebpilled

Yee haw

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The Americans

Some episodes of X Files are good, but it's definitely a 90s TV show and gets campy, overall story episodes are few, it's mostly monster of the week episodes.

That being said I nut every smoking man episode

Too much reliance on conspiracy theories desu

literally none of that would have happend if hte south had fucking won!

This desu

Not sure about Roswell though, Ayyy Lmaos probably don’t give a shit if they’re landing in the Confederate States or United States

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some handy southern boi would have fixed their ship for them and after that they would have some shine

Damn right

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Based /his/ spammer

>/his/ escaped from the containment dome again

Aliens came to earth to fake a diary?

Based Southern mechanic

Posting from Roswell, NM. What up, Yea Forums!

If anything, the Ayys crashed here because this place has a dense, negative vibe to it and tends to cause shit to go wrong. I think the place may be cursed. Wish I had a copy of the Diary of Anne Frank and an AK to shoot at it here for you all

Post proofs

So two things that never happened actually never occured in the same 2 weeks? Crazy. Did the aliens write in ballpoint pen also?

of being in roswell? what do you want me to post? some gay ass alien head shit? Or maybe all my neighbors' ghettos ass, beat up houses?

All of the above

I just tried. I can't post from my phone to Yea Forums because some faggot who shares the network in this area apparently fucked up and got banned. I hate it when that happens. Another time, I guess

>not using home wifi

I want a pregnant Anne Frank gf

Same

>It's a zoomers don't like the x files episode.

Stop forcing this shitty /his/ meme, I fucking hate it. That's an AK-74 in your picture you mongoloid

>unironically liking the X-Files
>>>/boomer/

>Stop forcing this shitty /his/ meme

Let me think about it...

No :)

>I fucking hate it

Too bad

>That's an AK-74 in your picture you mongoloid

Here's the historically correct version you assblasted /k/ faggot

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>Wish I had a copy of the Diary of Anne Frank and an AK to shoot at it here for you all

Why would you shoot at her diary with an AK?

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>Anne Frank will never be humanity's ambassador to the Ayyys

It hurts

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